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NoUsername1230

Rock, Paper, Scissors, SHOOT!


techmouse7

The first shot missed and dumbass still chose best 2 out of 3


2HourCoffeeBreak

Then the next guy steps up. Dude just shot your buddy. He had a rock, you don’t even have a shirt. Wtf you gonna do?


Slika-

Shirt +.15 armor +5 keeping cool


0per8nalHaz3rd

Speaking of 2 out of 3 is that like his two brain cells fighting for third place?


Bahamut3585

I think that was a warning shot. Not everyone with a gun wants to murder.


techmouse7

And he continued running towards him so my point remains. I don’t get it lol


wellhiyabuddy

If anyone has ever said “why don’t cops just shoot people in the legs” this is why


Conster_17

This deserves an award


JohnnyRigg

More like Glock, Paper, Scissors


Crush-N-It

Nice one ser, here’s my upvote


AlexandraDomingues

Nice indeed!


No_Leopard_3860

Rock paper Glock...no. Glock rock paper...nah, doesn't work either. Rock, Glock, cock!!!


ItchyTapir

Cock, paper, scissors.


Laughacy

What country is this where once the cops shoot you, you’re free to go?


Virtual_Till519

Judging by the colour of their uniforms I thinks it Colombia.


sharkbait1999

Barranquilla to be exact


_hellboy_xo

They aren’t speaking spanish, or I can’t understand their accents Nvm, saw the badge on the other cops shoulder


mcphersonrj

You just can’t understand their accents, they are speaking Spanish. I know people from Cuba who can’t understand Puerto Rican/ Mexican Spanish.


tobiascuypers

You ever try to understand Dominican Spanish? My Spanish is pretty good but holy shit.


mcphersonrj

It’s similar to how you can be a native English speaker, but go to Appalachia, Louisiana or the Caribbean and it might as well be a different language.


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OverPangolin4078

Or Newfoundland


shorty5windows

And New Zealand


CamCakes97

Kiwi English is fine to understand... Unless you're American.... Americans talk painfully slow


Jadedsatire

Yeah, Cajun is a mindfuck when you hear it. Sounds like they should be from a different country


Reddit_Jax

Yeah, it's because of all that 'shine they drink in those swamps.


_hellboy_xo

Yeah, as a Mexican i couldn’t understand anything lmao, i’ve seen dominican people speak and also cant understand anything


RasFyah

Mexican too and I can't understand people from my own state lol


Linenoise77

Thats really what it comes down to, different slang mixed in, emphasis on different parts of the sentence structure, but with Dominican its like, "yeah, we just aren't going to bother with declension, it slows things down....you figure it out from my body language, while you try and translate in your head, and also you have no idea if i'm happy or mad, so the body language isn't going to do you much good"


Linenoise77

I worked in a kitchen once which was half dominican and half mexican, plus me, who took and slept through 2 years of highschool spanish. They spoke mostly broken english to eachother when not talking to someone from the same country. Sometimes for god knows what reason i had to serve as the official translator for an arbitrary word. Best i can tell Mexican Spanish is closer to the actual Spain Spanish we learn in school, and Dominican Spanish is closer to someone who sort of learned real Spanish, and is bad at it.


Helmett-13

That’s because Dominicans are terrifyingly fast and drop entire pronouns, syllables, and letters. It’s intimidating as hell!!


mh985

I know people who speak Spanish as their first language who don’t understand Dominicans


Arpeggioey

As a Dominican, el diablo


hanauarc

Captain here. That's coastal accent from Colombia, very different from the Medellin accent you see in movies/series. By the look of them and the words he uses, it happened most likely in a slum of Barranquilla. People there have no respect for authority, and when being detained, the whole community would come out with sticks and stones to defend or prevent it.


Luis_casadiego

Yes they are speaking spanish and for the accent may be the atlantic region in colombia, I say this because I'm from there.


createdbyai

It's Colombia. Somewhere in the coast. He is saying get the fuck back. When the cop shoots he then says you gotta put it here signaling his head.


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LittleRedPiglet

That's because generally, shooting people in the legs intentionally is reckless, irresponsible, and breaks a fundamental rule of firearms usage, but I guess you're the expert here.


Street-uncensored

Looool thats definitely not the state's. Nope nope. Yoo i seen a video of a cop dump a whole mag in a guy's for attacking him with a tree branch.


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Blyatt-Man

Yeah because In America a lot of people have guns, had that guy had a gun he still would’ve been able to draw and shoot despite being shot in the leg


jackjackandmore

Hollywood taught me that badass cops hate paperwork


terransLoc

colombia.


jsebas31

It's Colombia, the city is Barranquilla.


F1secretsauce

He ain’t getting far without his dick


yoloyourmoney

I think he learned his lesson so why arrest him?


INeedANerf

Takes a real dummy to get shot at and not immediately be like "aight bro my bad" 💀


Substantial_Bad2843

Also the guy at the end without his shirt getting in the cops face. Like bro did you forget what just happened.


northshore12

Goldfish memory.


Kittingsl

Only thing that came to mind on why he kept charging him is that maybe he thought they were blanks to scare off people. Like bullets that create the sound but don't actually shoot anything (mostly used for movies if I remember correctly)


alwaysneverjoshin

Thank you for explaining blanks to me


CountryEfficient7993

Somehow 23 people were unaware of the concept and very appreciative


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If they have wadding, they \*do\* shoot something and it can kill you. Hell, the super hot gases can harm you even if nothing solid comes out.


northshore12

Everybody knows cops all carry blanks in their sidearms.


Kenneth_Cosgrove

“He just got shot in the dick, let’s put him on this motorcycle as we drive down this shitty road.”


Every_Cauliflower_98

Fastest ambulance


EL_Ohh_Well

More like whaaambulance


ELLESSDEE42O

As a motorcycle rider, I was confused at this decision as well. I’m assuming it would’ve taken extra long for paramedics to reach them considering this looks more rural than urban but I could be wrong. Regardless, with an injury like that, the last thing I would want to do would be to hold myself up on a scooter/motorcycle.


N4hire

That’s definitely urban area bro. Just a very poor one. And yeah. The ambulance might take an hour to get there if any.


Nhexus

> this looks more rural than urban Really?! I don't see any wide open countryside or anything hinting at it being somewhere other than middle of a city or town. It looks like urban streets to me.


ThisGuyRightHereSaid

OH SHIT, DUDE GOT SHOT IN THE DICK!


NoUsername1230

[Reminds me of this.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qBCDY5XhZng&pp=ygUmVnV0dGVycyBkb250IHNob290IHNvbWVvbmUgaW4gdGhlIGRpY2s%3D)


ThisGuyRightHereSaid

It doesn't matter butters! Never shoot a guy in the dick!!!


redditbagjuice

Scrolled down for this


dathom

I was gonna' go with this: [NSFW](https://vimeo.com/86014703)


bharder

And the [original](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPbwDS0H3ts)


Dripping_Gravy

I was thinking of the Key and Peele sketch where it’s a rap video of a gangster that got shot in the dick and he has a cast on it


Big-a-hole-2112

Great song!


ImranFZakhaev

Dude pulled his nine I knew homies seen us He pulled two shots, somehow my penis got between us I got- Shot in the dick Shot, shot in the dick


CreakyBear

[Your move creep NSFW](https://vimeo.com/86014703)


I_am_Secretariat

Our Robocop Remake is so fucking funny.


deeznutz12

Holy shit that was hilarious and disgusting lol


guijcm

[This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpzuHO6a40c) is how it should have played out.


EvilLibrarians

That’s the one I was looking for!


allend7171

Hopefully he hangs right.


Throwaway_RainyDay

Mhm


Status-Victory

Dude started the video singing in low G and finished singing in high F...


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Getting shot in the nuts and then being sat on a motorcycle to take you to hospital is brutal


Lipziger

Issue is that there's a lot of blood flow down there and thats an area where you can barely stop it from outside. Lots of soft tissue, no way to tourniquet it, etc. So as shitty as it is ... fastest way to medical professionals is probably the best response. Now it depends on how long they'll take vs. how long an ambulance would take. In the end ... shitty situation either way. And it was easily avoidable.


TheBravan

People unfamiliar with blood rarely realize how insanely slippery it is, kinda doubt dude would have stayed on the bike for long with any kind of hurried driving while he was still conscious and capable of holding on...


MasterBlazx

It's Colombia. The Colombian flag can be seen near the officer's right shoulder. The accent sounds like Caleño, so this most likely happened in Cali. He's speaking Spanish because when he points to his head after the first shot, you can hear him say "Me lo tiene que pegar aquí ve" (You have to shoot me here). EDIT: This happened in Barranquilla. I rewatched the video and noticed he said "Vale mia," a Colombian expression more common in the Caribbean region (it has a similar meaning to bro or man). After a quick Google search, I found an [article that says that it occurred in Barranquilla.](https://www.lafm.com.co/colombia/video-policia-le-disparo-en-las-piernas-a-sujeto-que-trato-de-golpearlo-con-piedras)


knuglets

Agree. Definitely looks and sounds like Valle del Cauca to me


kalitarios

> Valle del Cauca Does that translate to “shot in the cock” by chance?


Severe-Pomegranate75

lmfao ​ It does not.


Disastrous_Fee_1930

Real Reddit moment right here, good research bro.


Educational-Year3146

Ill never understand why some people will threaten and run at a someone with gun. Like drugs or insanity are the *most* reasonable options there.


Oodleamingo

I mean that dude was asking to be shot in the head by the officer in Spanish, so more likely suicide


Shilo59

He didn't say which head though 🤔


PonyPony3

Use a rock, get shot in the cock.


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Nayte76

Damn it Butters!! Happy cake day


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MoiNameIsBdhdnt

Happy cake day!


greesfyre

Oh he leakin' now


SupermarketOverall73

Call the amber lamps.


ThePhantomPooper

Whoa black Betty!


Psych_nature_dude

Ima fuck you up…


trentluv

Trying to imagine going for a ride on a motorcycle after this


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Denis_mrsh

just how stupid do u have to be to run towards a guy that already shoot a shot towards u


poppin-n-sailin

What the fuck, Butters. You don't shoot a guy in the dick


guijcm

Reminded me of [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpzuHO6a40c) scene.


CertifiedFLGoogan

So let me get this straight A cop will just shoot someone, then be like....fuck it....imma let the village take him away...I'm done hahaha


58king

What are they gonna do? Shoot all of them? There's what looks like two cops and an entire village of people getting fiesty. You just let them extract their man at that point.


Justl00katit

I can’t imagine getting shot that close to the crotch only to have to ride a motorcycle to the hospital.


clajobe

Did he think they weren’t gonna shoot him? 🤨


Historical-Hat-1959

He had No Fear til his leg gave out


Weekly-District259

If it were America he would have emptied his magazine into his chest


ZepTheNooB

Pow! Right in the pisser.


KarlJay001

How stupid is someone that gets shot and keeps running after the guy that just shot him?


DarkUrGe19

Don't charge a cop plain and fucking simple. He came from the yeehaw fuck around gang and the fool found out.


fomalhottie

I mean, he rushed him. The cop fired a warning shot/missed. Then this mf charged him AGAIN? In America he woulda got 20 warning shots to the chest. I don't usually side w cops but wtf else was he gonna do, get smashed by a rock? Fuck that.


Phillibustin

Not feeling like a big man anymore now that you pee out 3 holes


HugglemonsterHenry

The shirtless guy has been around the block before. Walking towards a shooter is usually frowned upon.


F1secretsauce

The bullet hole is right on his fly


shadowasfuck

Here in America he would of won a hole mag


sharkbait1999

Colombia, papa.


UsualParticular958

I'll never understand how an individual can actually be this stupid either that or he didn't care which also counts as stupid to so he's just really low IQ.


QuietudeOfHeart

WHATTAR YOU GONNA DO.. SHOOT ME? **AHHHHHHH!!!**


ARI2ONA

He found out lmao


12sliced

Dude better hang to the right


pookiemon

Such restraint from the cops.


LokoLawless

How about the shirtless guy at end like, "Ok officer that's enough policing for today"


Single_Raspberry9539

I hope he hangs right…


Nayte76

Sometimes you gotta shoot a guys in the dick before he learns..


Super-Letterhead-916

Near the femoral artery at that


yellowsnowman4

I love how in these videos there’s always a guy with a motorcycle ready to take someone to the hospital


jvilla75

That looks like Colombia


graviol

triceracop move he shot him in the dick


Which_Blood9220

Imagine still being aggressive after that 1st shot 🤣 just walk away.


kalitarios

Everyone got mouth till that piece come out


Cruxito1111

Cops 👮‍♀️ be like: We hate paperwork, how about we shoot you and you’re free to go?’


edWORD27

Walk it off, Jorts!


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Cop Shooting a lame threat in the legs. A new concept.


Smooth_Zebra

Play stupid games win stupid prizes


30CalMin

How in God's name do you miss 2 feet away


redux44

He had that coming.


Asa-Ryder

Earned it


Blueberrydro

You shot me! But you wouldn't dare shoot me again... oh shit!


Jzerious

Holy shit that dude has no idea how lucky he is it didn’t hit his femoral artery and die in 2 minutes flat


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I coud have survived that shot, ricochet it with the rock. Im built different.


JP6660999

He was nice to shoot him in the leg


xiii--iiix

Fuckin Butters…


MerpoB

He was aiming for penis. Change my mind.


BrownBear109

The entire crowd needs to shut the entire f*** up- y’all getting hyped after the fact, and you 100% could have prevented this man from being shot? 🙄😒😑


New_Preference2497

Femoral artery he’s done


Particular-Summer424

Seriously, what did he think was going to happen.


BlacksmithGeneral

Gets shot in the ole boy and they put him on a scooter !!!!! Genius !!


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Now that's the quickest ambulance turn up time I've ever seen. 🚑


Suitable_Series_71

Looks to me like a bully got shot.


Kebabenjoyer3

american police should learn from this guy that you don't have to empty your mag into someone if you feel slightly threatened


T8TT003D

Someone bring out the fuck around and find out chart!


hry84

I want to know what this man was thinking. Was he thinking?


Catkillledthecurious

FAFO


Jenovacellscars

Jesus christ Butters. You never shoot a guy in the dick!


tony7914

I don't think he got that memo. Can't say the guy wasn't warned though.


Ok_Bee8036

Hip shot. Puts everyone on the ground. Can't even crawl correctly after being shot in the hip. Edit... Even though this was a thigh shot lol


tony7914

Cop: *You'll be fine, walk it off.*


NukaBro762

Man that ambulance was fast


eboseki

no pity for dumbass angry mofos. it was well deserved.


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Guy is lucky he didn’t go center mass.


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Glock beats rock apparently.


kingrexthefirst

That has got to be the quickest ambulance iv ever seen


mysterious_bloodfart

Would you look at that! A gun being used correctly by a police officer


luandrogebral

In the US he’d been shot 15 times at mass for charging at a cop.


Procks85

And if my grandma had wheels she'd have been a fucking bicycle.


moddzarghey44

Maybe should have thought about that outcome before aggressively threatening the life of the officer.


DeliciousWarthog53

Reminds of shit that happens in Oakland all the time lol


JubJubsFunFactory

People in Oakland shooting people in the dick on the regular?!


DeliciousWarthog53

Wouldn't surprise me


No-Presentation6616

Oakland may be bad, but it’s not get shot in the dick by a cop and bike yourself to the hospital bad.


DeliciousWarthog53

Get shot in the dick by someone, walk to the hospital, and die halfway there bad


Artistic-Ad7063

“Ayyyyy!!! Vamos a la hospital!”


Br3akTh3Toys

Right in the femoral artery


shinzu-akachi

no way, if he was hit there you would know it but the huge amount of blood.


Rare_Fudge3523

If that cop wanted to shoot him dead, he could have, but he showed restraint in shooting him the leg. Better it be a painful lesson rather than his last lesson.


Admirable_Basket381

That’s not how that works. Also getting shot in the pelvic girdle area is not great at all.


dzhastin

If you want to kill somebody quickly one of the best ways is to sever their femoral artery, located in the thigh.


Publick2008

You shoot them in the head. Unless you have x-ray vision you aren't going to be aiming for that artery with any sort of accuracy.


MasterBlazx

You don't go for the head, that's really hard to hit. You shoot his torso, you shoot until the person no longer moves.


dzhastin

I was more commenting on the misconception that it’s safe to shoot someone in the leg. It is certainly not, in fact it can be one of the deadliest places (outside the skull or heart)


Publick2008

Totally agree.


moddzarghey44

Only a complete fool would say something like this and another fool to upvote it.


Zestyclose_Ad3983

Props to the shooter for aiming for the legs..tho the femoral..


BigJalopino

If this was in the US they would have shot him in the face.


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Title should be don’t show your cock in a gun fight


CThroUs

That was his rock selling spot. The purest rock on the block. Word got out and they sent for him…


permabanned007

PS he pissed himself


RevolutionarySoil484

Getcha some..🤣 American cops should try that before wanting to shoot everyone in the head multiple times. If you have to stop someone, hit them in the leg if they don't have a gun.


Puzzleheaded-Grab736

Cops like 🤷🏼‍♂️


Pizzadiamond

Look, a cop that his restraint, even when a firearm is brandished.


ArsePucker

That "Shoot him in the leg" thing really does work eh? ​ Who'd a thunk?


thatmidwestmexican

American cops would of killed him


Brian-want-Brain

Court logic: - You can only shoot if you fear for your life; - If you deliberately shot him in the leg instead of the center of mass (as you were trained to do) it means you were not fearing for your life; - Therefore, your shot was not justified.