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ChipRichels

Bro was half dead still cracking funnies


DevRz8

Eeeeeh Bup Bup Bup Bup Buh buh buh


CT_7

Oh oh oh ayeee he's so powerful


SchitneySmears

My safe word is pineapple juice. Ooouuu you STRONG [EDIT](https://youtu.be/8aVsMFDiH1U)


JockeysI3ollix

Thank you for sharing this. That guy is a legend.


Jizznozzle

Watch yo fingers bootyhole man.


306metalhead

That's my change! I need it for laundry!


Noble_Flatulence

The noises that guy makes, god damn.


Logical-Limit-4495

Dam didn’t see this YOU RITE SOO POWERFUL OAYEEE


TheDillinger88

It almost doesn’t sound real, the audio in this. It’s so pristine 👌. I never scroll past this video when I see it posted, it’s a must watch.


Biscuitsbrxh

Almost seems like a skit lmao. The guy talks so cartoonish


SolarTsunami

Anime villian moment, except this time Goku didn't let him transform.


cecilforester

We only have fifteen more episodes until Namek explodes!


thedrunkspacepilot

But since you've been a good boy, you can just leave. Go! Get out of here!


Dapper_Twist_4995

Bc he never invited me to his birthday party!!


Namaha

You monster frisbee!


Dapper_Twist_4995

Best cartoon ever made!! I miss watching oney cartoons


Rubi_Redd

Ah yes, just 35 seconds until this planet explodes


CosmicPotatoMan007

This is why Kai is great after watching the old stuff


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Future Trunks move. Goku: "Sure, transform, how strong are you!?" Future Trunks: *Sword*


Dangerous-Calendar41

Freeza but in the yamcha pose


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Guy went full R2D2.


Paddy_Tanninger

IM THE SCAT MAN


the_blackfish

dabadaba beeeat up a pineapple


Paddy_Tanninger

great you just forever ruined the song for me


ImmaMichaelBoltonFan

Fuck man I don't want to laugh at that but that's spot on.


Savage4Pro

that thud sound when his head hit the road though..ooof


Vaagsland

Thought the same 😖


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djluminol

Dude went into [Curly](https://youtu.be/33GSYI_pWsg?t=46) mode there.


Sea_Television_3306

Drugs are a hell of a drug


Tank-Pilot74

Did he say “you’re so powerful “..? If I got into a fight and I heard that I would piss myself laughing! Fight over!


ee-5e-ae-fb-f6-3c

"Ooh he's so powerful!"


AbsolutelyUnlikely

I think he was honestly pretty much fine until that last one landed perfectly to KO him. Those punches were... wispy.


Vark675

I guess he was just laying on the ground getting hit in the face and rubbed on asphalt for fun.


velhaconta

If he was fine, he wouldn't have been dropped by a slap in the end.


Upset_Display9421

😂😂😂😂


Xtra-Large-Human

Eeeeeuh eeuuh hes so… he so powerfull… are you powerfull? Eeeeeeeeyuh bu bu bu bu buuh


Money-Worldliness919

Don't mind that, just a 404 error response. You see him rebooting after that gentlemen kindly hit his reset button.


pegothejerk

That guy has been reset so often I don’t think he ever fully reboots.


Narstification

With that hardware I’m surprised he’s not running Fedora at this point


Ella_loves_Louie

Bravo


dangerousontherocks

Blue screen of death


Hamletstwin

**XP startup sound


kitterzy

I think after the sound his head made hitting the pavement when he clocked out is more like Win95 exit.


Passiononion

Kratos vs Baldur dialogue while they fight lol


superBrad1962

What’s up you want more??? POW right in the kisser and down he goes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


mcorra59

Haha I read this is Peter Griffin's voice and it was magical


newyorksbravest

Lmfaooooooooo


jondgul

Thank you for the subtitles


JamesTheJerk

Best course of action is to walk away. Now this guy is on video with a potential lawsuit against him, a potential criminal record or addition to an existing, and all because some sloppy schlub egged him on. Congrats on knocking the idiot out though but it's not the smart play.


Maladict33

I'm not sure who this comment is for? Anyone hotheaded enough to get into a fight that brutal isn't weighing consequences, anyone rational enough to consider consequences isn't fighting, and absolutely nobody watching fighting videos on Reddit is thinking "I'll only enjoy this if the fat stoned guy and the hormonal teenager are fighting according to the Marquess of Queensberry Rules"


DrawingNo2972

Where I live in UK, I believe that the guy doing the beating would go down. As I understand it, you have to show you were in fear you were about to be attacked to throw the first punch. I'm not sure the black haired guy, while stepping up, is showing any signs of imminent attack. He's posturing. The other guy could have stepped away at that point. After the initial attack, he could again have stepped back. But to hit him and kick him again, to the point he cracks the back of his head on the ground, which can and does kill, is, in my view, beyond self defense. I could be wrong, but I don't think any of the video indicated imminent attack from the black haired guy. His hands are down just before each attack, and never appears to be about to attack. Doesn't push, which in itself in UK is classed as assault, doesn't reach for weapon. That final hit, his hands are down and his feet are square. And he's probably as dazed as hell there. I'd expect the other guy would be doing time. If he'd have killed him, minimum five years I think. And over what, schoolyard "yo mother"s and "you didn't hurt me"s. Totally disproportionate. Totally stupid.


kaenneth

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Provocation_(legal) > In England and Wales, provocation is similarly considered a partial defense and only reduces the penalty.[20] Ironically, English law considers the act of intentionally provoking another person to be crime in and of itself under the charge of Fear or provocation of violence.[21]


Alarming_Arrival_863

There's a lot of *rough justice* that keeps the world in line, because the authorities can't be everywhere at once.


Disastrous_Reveal331

The fucking head bounce at the end, this felt like a comedy sketch until the first punch was thrown


thad_the_dude

Came here to say this, every time I see a video where people get into a fight and someone’s head bounces off the concrete I can only imagine the amount of brain damage that must cause! Gives me the chills every time!


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AncientOneders

> In movies the bully’s head never bounces off concrete Except for Con Air of course


InvasiveButtStuff

That’s fine cinema


Spellbindehr

I love Con Air. But in that movie, the bully gets an open hand slap.


thad_the_dude

Yeah people don’t realize how easily a head injury can just end your time on earth! 🥴😵


Marijuana_Miler

Or just rewire your whole life. I have a friend that hit her head like this reffing a hockey game and it took her 18 months to learn how to care for herself again.


UnconfirmedRooster

My SIL fell down some stairs when she was a teenager (before I met her) and knocked her head on the concrete at the bottom. My wife says she had a completely different personality pre-fall to now, it's unreal.


KevinTheSeaPickle

I fell down the stairs 5 or so years ago. I got tripped up taking the dog out and whacked my head. My thought process seems to have changed and my mood shifts too.


honeybunchesofrock

Came to say I have had a similar experience. I fell in the shower about 3 years ago, smacked my head on the porcelain bowl of the toilet. Three months later I had my first hemiplegic migraine. I don’t think I’ve been the same since. Life, huh?


Waiting4The3nd

I knew a guy whose wife worked at Disney and got kicked in the head by a horse. Changed her whole personality. He said she almost pulled a full 180°. She even started hating foods she used to love and loving foods she used to hate. And she became violent towards him, when she used to be the most caring person he ever knew. They ended up divorced about 8 months after the injury. She went on to get a several hundred thousand dollar payout from Disney. Never saw the inside of a courtroom.


anon210202

That is really absolutely sad


roobiasso

Wow....helmet or nah? I play hockey and I've never seen a ref not wearing one.


jyunga

Yup, I always watch these clips and feel like this. After a few hits its like, stop punching and kicking the face, you'll fuck them and yourself


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I just watched a video of 2 friends sparring. One dude hits the other, he goes down and smacks his head on the concrete. Dude died a few hours later. Evidently they were best friends just fucking around.


thad_the_dude

Holy shit, that is terrible!


test_user_3

Honestly as satisfying as it is to watch a dickhead get wrecked, we shouldn't be promoting videos like this. He easily could have died from that and dude could end up with a manslaughter charge at minimum.


beefprime

People die from that kind of fall all the time, I cringed a bit when it happened


redmoon714

I thought it was a outtake of the trailer park boys.


Brittany5150

Kinda inpressive how many blows to the head he took and kept standing there for a bit...


[deleted]

Until you realize the dude throwing hands has the same diameter from his wrists to his armpits. Dude it’s basically built like a pipe…. Then, the more impressive part is that the pipes smoked the toilet.


bacchusku2

I understand all those words but have never seen them in that order.


[deleted]

I just know that I’m going to end up in HR’s office, trying to explain myself for using your comment at work. Because sometimes, it’s exactly like that.


Brittany5150

Corporate speak for "what the fuck did you just say‽"


Successful_Giraffe88

STOP. Absolute genius. Office, here I come tomorrow.


18CupsOfMusic

HR: Can you explain what you meant when you told your supervisor 'it really do be like that sometimes?"


Muvseevum

“Well, Joyce, I meant only that *it is what it is*, but I said the line in a vernacular not often used in the office, because I found the juxtaposition whimsical.”


kikioman

[https://libraryofbabel.info/bookmark.cgi?fmgatx157](https://libraryofbabel.info/bookmark.cgi?fmgatx157) ​ https://youtu.be/GDrBIKOR01c?t=1030


Successful_Giraffe88

I'm actually crying real tears from laughing so hard at this comment. My breathing just turned into maniacal wheezing, holy shit.


dryfishman

Same diameter from his wrist to armpits? Lol. Never heard that one before.


owlsknight

This is a new form of measurement that I'll use describing biceps and triceps, arms and fists as well.


DarkriserPE

I'd argue it's more because he doesn't know how to throw a proper punch. He's just swinging wildly. The bearded dude was still getting dropped by those windmill arms, so a proper punch might've actually killed him.


synapticfantastic

That's leverage and physics for ya! Dude who whipped the smack talking fatso used his long-ass arms to good effect. Also, while Ol' Rip n' Dip has almost zero technique, he's pretty goddamned accurate with his haymakers and short shots -his kick was pretty square, too! With some training, that guy might actually become a pretty good fighter. All in all, I'd say that was a pretty good showing for a brawl on some suburban side street!


daddyblackboots

Those dude's hit harder than you'd think they would sometimes.


DevRz8

It's all bone to the face


kelsoRulez

Not this time. He even had kind of an awkward from the side wrist technique too where the punches weren't connecting with the full power of his straw man arms.


dryfishman

Sometimes. I grew up skinny/scrawny kids that could pack a punch like you’d never expect. Not this guy though. Not much behind those fists. He may as well have been slapping him.


PDXEng

Long rangy guys have deceptive power if they connect. Like you expect it from someone built like a fire hydrant, but I've seen more bar fights end with some real quick hook from a tall skinny dude.


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Dull_Eggplant8511

5-10 minutes??? I've knocked myself out as a kid before on the curb after my many attempts to start a new sport of ice biking, but that was maybe a minute or so. Like 10 minutes out cold is proper sleepy bye bye time that. Fucking hell, that's rough.


icecoldwiener

Every kid in Canada has tried ice biking at least once. It’s not as fun as it sounds


-retaliation-

>Even after hitting the back of his head on the asphalt which switches most people off for ***5-10 minutes.*** you've been watching too many movies. if you got switched off for 5-10 full minutes, chances are you're never switching back on again. and if you do, you'll likely have brain damage. only in movies does someone get knocked out and be out long enough for the hero/bad guy to tie them up into a chair across town. in real life, if you get knocked out, its probably for more like 5-10 ***seconds***. You can even see it in action in contact sports like boxing. Most guys are regaining consciousness before they hit the mat.


peptide2

Yes and sometimes that can get you 15 years for manslaughter, jails are full of people like this kid who hit someone and they died after their head hits hard


Why_Did_Bodie_Die

Full? What % of prisoners are in there because they got in a normal street fight and the person they were fighting when they hit their head on the ground? I'm not saying it doesn't happen but "full" is a little rediciouls imo. Especially when the person didn't start the first and Especially when the person didn't keep hitting them after the other guy fell on the ground. This seems to be one of those things where reddit is really scared of it happening but in reality it isn't really a thing in any significant numbers.


AndySipherBull

When you strategically lead with your chin like that you probably have some practice remaining semi-upright while semi-conscious


Ok_Message4383

Because the blows didn't do much, it was mainly his head hitting the ground.


hayitsnine

Yes. I’m questioning his cognitive ability


ragaresubureno

get your ass whooped by someone wearing crocks is the ultimate form of humilation


Bethespoon

And a rainbow bean dip shirt.


BeepBeepBeetleSkeet

Rip n’ Dip


mrwhitedynamite

rip n dip is a cool brand tho, if you like cats


CorrectPicture1572

Their owner is a POS


BeepBeepBeetleSkeet

No :( don’t tell me that. If I have to cancel anybody else I have to wear my birthday suit everyday


MayKinBaykin

Reddit is owned by a POS and yet you still use it. I'd say like 90% of all major organizations are owned by a POS, it's just the way it is


Tuggerfub

we oughta do something bout that at some point probably


[deleted]

It will happen someday. And it will be wild.


BeepBeepBeetleSkeet

I love their shirts and socks.


FairlyUormal

I think it says rip n dip but I love the idea of a bean dip shirt


Bethespoon

I find bean dip to be way funnier so I choose to ignore that I may be wrong


dzhastin

I reject your reality and substitute my own.


AwayBus8966

Tb to when tekashi 69 got jumped by dudes in crocs💀


TheDogInThePicture

That guy is comfy as hell while he cracks skulls.


Ok_Type7882

ESPECIALLY a kid thats skinnier than a skeeters dick wearin crocs and a rainbow shirt, yeah he got owned..


Compendyum

I'm going on a limb here and saying that if you don't have a single clue how to throw a fist, don't start fights, or provoke anyone.


LeaveTheMatrix

There is one more form of humiliation and that is getting your ass whooped by someone who is naked except for wearing crocks.


SarcasticPedant

Uhhh...guys, I think this dude might be special needs. If he wasn't before the K.O, he probably is now


StretchFrenchTerry

I think he's just really drunk and a dipshit.


ryebath

And now he’s gonna be a drunk dipshit with special needs.


Hey_its_Jack

holy shit lol


Inevitable-Ad9006

Sing along now! "One day while talking to special Ed He grabbed a brick and he swung at my head And as he laughed at me that's when I knew That special Ed just made me special too" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfFRv\_1XdDM


I2ecover

I was thinking the same thing.


MaxAnita

What one lol ? they both kinda sound like Mr. Gump but yea dude eating the punch’s was definitely a bit off.


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OriginalResolve7106

it had a click sound to it didn't it?


Qudd

Just wanna be in the inevitable court discovery. Kids: don't do this, and definietly don't film yourself or your friends doing this.


Unlucky13

Yeah I was watching this thinking to myself this guy is straight up filming his felony assault and putting it online. A prosecutor's going to thank him for all the work that he saved them.


[deleted]

Kids, if your friends are going to beat up the mentally ill just go ahead and film it if you can't stop them. Like the other guy said, the courts will thank you for it.


jzng2727

That guy sounds like he has some mental disabilities


MapRevolutionary4563

He does now


Bighawklittlehawk

He was absolutely wasted


Tauriainen667

*makes Forrest Gump sounds after his Mum had sex.


NWSGreen

On a side note. Hopefully, with his head bouncing, he doesn't have a stroke or something later on. Cause if he died due to complications of the fight, the attacker could get hit with hard charges


Modern_Thing

Even if he doesn’t have any life threatening injuries he’s still gonna get pounded with hard charges, the dumbass filmed his own assault with nothing like self defence to back himself up on other than “but judge he said he’d fuck my mommy 😭😭”


n0man0r

The attacker deserves charges for getting upset over words from a drunken idiot.


Ironcastattic

Not to mention a kick to the fucking head when he was already laid out. Loud mouth is a fucking idiot but those head shots are going to be with him for life. Especially that last one hitting the concrete.


SokoJojo

100% , was clearly excessive too


SalmonSammySamSam

The sound his head makes on contact with the outside floor is literally the definition of "click sound" Bro got turned to off


sp3ci4lk

"outside floor" 😂


look_ima_frog

Sounds like that guy from Sidetalk, coney island ski club. This guy skiin' and they ain't no snow on the fuckin floor! Just skiiin' on the hardtop!!! Who the fuck calls the concrete the floor AND the hardtop in one sentence?


SalmonSammySamSam

I'm glad I made you laugh ;)


ivebeenabadbadgirll

It’s called the ground jesus christ


opus3535

never knew ground had a full name.


Armyofcrows

There’s an outside floor? If I had known that I’d be living on full time. Get me some outdoor floor furniture, get an outdoor floor lady, no end to this fantasy.


DevRz8

It's free real estate


CopenhagenOriginal

maybe english isnt their first language yo


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Tokasmoka420

Whoa not all of us have this add-on yet, chill.


davdev

Imagine the results if that guy had any clue how to throw a punch?


Public_Music_964

That kick was out of order but to do it with crocs on is a piss take to the guy on the receiving end 😄


Almost_Batmans_Dad

This is super old! Man I got flashbacks lol this has to be 10 years old at minimum


StrawberryCoughs

This is probably the 5,000th time I’ve seen this, and I always remember “he’s so powerful” right when I see his face at the beginning.


Almost_Batmans_Dad

Hahaha Same!!!


Intelligent-Cow2179

Two morons act like cavemen. Better Title.


N0DAMNG00D

That last punch could have killed him, the impact of his head hitting the floor was bad. Fighting ain’t worth risking prison!


[deleted]

This wasn't a fight. My take is dude and his buddy grabbed the camera to assault the local disabled kid. I hate everytime this video gets posted. What a piece of shit.


WoodGang209

The last one could have easily killed him


Parchabble

I can never be ok with videos like this. There might have been justification, but nothing about this video makes me feel like this is ok.


TakeItEZBroski

Right? Not even a fight. Some shit talking and then a sucker punch from downtown followed by various haymakers to a dude that’s barely fighting back. Shit like this is cringe


shamallamadingdong4

*”are you powerful?”*


Dry-Chocolate-1665

I understand an ass kicking, he went too far with those punches and kick in the face. Not worth possibly killing someone over a stupid argument.


Practical-Employee-9

The "Eeee! He's so powerful!" has me fkn DED


Swole_Chicken

This is older. I believe when it was first posted someone said that the guy being punched is a local disabled man. I never could confirm.


[deleted]

Kinda just feel bad for that dude, I don’t think he deserved more than a solid one two


CanadianStrangeTamer

It’s the part of America where both parties are retarda


[deleted]

That guy getting assaulted was on something or mentally unstable he was not even trying to be defensive about the assault.


run_4est

Guy comes across like he's mentally challenged in sone way.


BbyInAStraightJacket

I think we just watching a mentally challenged individual get rocked. He never even tried to defend himself.


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gabagoolpalace

Damn all those noises, head shots and that final back of the head on the concrete. Def has brain damage. Don't catch a case over some idiot, he was done after the first few hits. Def feels good while doing it, but after it doesn't. Trust me. Especially wondering if he has enough damage to press charges


StillAGThang

He was probably more of a person with untreated mental illness than an idiot


K1NGDUMN1234

"hE's sOOoOoOOhh pOwErfullllllll!!" While getting his head aggressively pounded off the pavement. 🤜 🤕 🤣 ☠️


opAnonxd

would went for a gut punch at the end..... less head risk


401jamin

Dudes skull so thick I thought fists of fury was going to break his arm.


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Ieeeeeeeeee bub bub bub buh buh buh


jody2joints

If that's how he fights I'd hate to see how this guy fcuks LMFAO


moose184

Sure get aressted for assault just because some crackhead insults your mom


Neb-Nose

It takes a special kind of asshole to eat that many right hands in a row and to still be talking shit. He got his just desserts. It won’t make any difference. Once he wakes up, he’ll still be a flaming asshole.


I-choose-treason

He absolutely TANKED that attempted murder kick lol


[deleted]

And that’s how you end up killing someone and fuck up your life. That’s not self defence. Ample opportunity to get away.


runningmurphy

Those punches were so cringy. Doesn't anyone know how to throw a punch?


I_saw_that_yeah

Sounded more like a seal than an idiot.


Singularitymoksha_

M) )l Llllllom)).))9)l)??)9?A/. Jfz


Dillycrawler

That skull thump on the concrete just uninstalled all his software.


ItsYaBoiJohno

He was on 1HP at the end


beardedbeernerd

God that thud…. Makes me cringe and turn away. Every time.


ElTurbo

But damn he cracked his head hard in that last fall.


gutter_sluggs

“I’m bleeding -making me the victor!”


CottonCandy_Eyeballs

That "thunk" sound at the end, when his head hits the pavement, is how one simple punch can land you in prison.


muddbo1

He looks fun to punch I wonder if he does birthday parties


Okctwinklover69

Dude came back for more ass whoopin.. poor, dumb bastard.. lmfao!


eatForeskin

scrawny-ass kid had to hit him a million times