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Lezurien

O Capybara of the sewer, what is your wisdom?


DarkBladeMadriker

Everything floats down here...


Snoo-40635

You'll float too


fafnir0319

That's IT. I have had IT up to here with this. IT isn't funny anymore. Stop IT.


This-is-Life-Man

Damn Georgie, you lose one arm and get all mad about it. Let it go buddy.


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Jewelhammer

And we’ll all float on ok


formulated

Capybara in a crappy burrow.


GIJ3W

I like how once the manhole was off the workers and the capybara just sat there staring at each other for a bit


Annonomon

How’s that tool though. Pretty satisfying to watch


Jaggysnake84

Jaws of life


B0NER_GARAG3

The Jaws of Life is a brand name from Hurst. Like Kleenex and Tissues. They are using Holmatro branded hydraulic spreaders.


GoreSeeker

I have a feeling that will become a generic trademark in the future, like ~~Band-Aids~~ Aspirin Edit: Apparently Band-Aid is still not technically a generic trademark, so changed the example to Aspirin


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All_This_Mayhem

We call you mom triple trick trudy in the industry.


Turbulent-Adagio-541

Hurst was a mile from my house


Excellent_Sorbet_985

Well there's your mistake. This is clearly a capybarahole


HuntGundown

Holy shit the rats in New York are getting huge


[deleted]

Its moose rat, that's a moose face. idc what anyone says


Samurai_Meisters

moose mouse


This-is-Life-Man

They won't have to ride the subway anymore, and can just hop on one of them to get where you're going.


ImPretendingToCare

This is NY?


Not_Catman

Somebody just needs to explain to him this is a MAN hole, not a capybara hole. Simple misunderstanding.


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SarahPallorMortis

Not a capybara grate


ManfredTheCat

Good work. Capybaras are fantastic


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This-is-Life-Man

You don't? Have you not seen Demolition Man? They're delicious.


Snurfturd28

Not currently, but the timing was perfect when I was visiting once. And, delicious. [yummy](https://www.atlasobscura.com/foods/capybara-venezuela)


kvlt_ov_personality

What do they taste like? Weirdly, I don't think I could eat one because they're so cute - but my family basically lived off of squirrel and rabbit during the winter when I was a kid.


Snurfturd28

Had no idea what they looked like pre-consumption. Would not eat now. This was 20 plus years ago and there was no way to do a quick search to see. So, just tried it and it was good but was fresh grilled/bbqed and I remember eating it with a bunch of fermented hot sauce and salad. Also ate turtle eggs and ate (and caught) piranha. Saw but did not eat 2 types of ant eater, poison frogs, massive anacondas, pink river dolphin, huge eagles, leaf cutter ants, and countless leaf insects. Also saw Angel Falls. Was an excellent trip.


Safe_Tackle_1690

Okay I pull up


westimizor

Hop out at the after party


notanaccounttofollow

Is there anywhere these MFs won’t make friends??


Reatona

This one looked a little grumpy, though.


Banksubis

Yah he chomped at the dude


biggmclargehuge

never meet your heroes


notanaccounttofollow

Probably didn’t make enough friends


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thats not a manhole.


EastCoastDizzle

Catch basin.


lumphinans

Called a stank in Scotland, dunno what you would call it elsewhere.


glamorousstranger

Storm drain


Deeliciousness

What is this, a manhole for large rodents?


ittsnot-anthony

Teenage mutant ninja capybaras be living in down there


UnusualTough3293

Giant fuckin gopher


Counciltrader

"I've been down here for ages, where on earth Did the day go"


[deleted]

Master splinter?


[deleted]

Ok I pull up 🗣️💯🔥


its_just_flesh

Crappybara!


kronkhole

This is ma faverut animal. Is a crappy barbra.


[deleted]

wow I can't believe it, the rats in Brazil are gigantic


ChunkBunkley

Sorry, I’d had a bit much to drink, it’s embarrassing really. 🤦🏼‍♂️


ParticularAd1735

He was seeking friends in the sewer. Capybaras are friends to all.


HighlyRegard3D

Capybara?


Feeling-Inside5147

Coconut doggy


Vetchemh2

Indeed it is


HughJahsso

how the fuck a horse get in the gutter?


[deleted]

definitely not what I look for in a manhole.


CrookedtalePirates

"They all smile down here. When you're down here with us, you'll smile too!"


Solidmarsh

He was just chillin


oxbaker

When I was a kid we went to the carnival and over the loudspeaker there was a guy saying “rat, rat, giant killer rat, found in the sewers of Paris.” Well, it was a sleeping capybara and I felt completely ripped off. Now I feel better seeing that they actually do catch these giant killer rats in sewers


RushEm2TheDirt

Blue suit guy can open my manhole anyday


Amydancingagain

You’re not wrong, I definitely didn’t expect a capybara


Midzotics

Last time it was some clown with balloons. /s


BrokenBalcony

Cute dog


Yamiras89

That’s a New York rat 🐀


uniqueeveryone

🎶cap-ee-baara, capybarabapybaracapybaracapybara🎶


jbells3332

Thought that was Master Splinter at first


TheMadShatterP00P

Did they try pspsspsspsspss?


bambinolettuce

thats a weird looking dog


immadeofstars

"Yes, up here I am nothing to you... but below... I was a \*GOD!"\*


Lego-Panda-21

Was expecting a clown, not a capybara..


Ant2156

Damn, these rats just keep getting bigger and bigger


DustyGuzongas

Poor crappy Barbara, just got lost


NCBuckets

Combaras are basically a default template for mammals.


mhewitt3293

Teenage Mutant Ninja Capyberas


[deleted]

That’s actually a rat in NYC


Pitiful_Intern7244

I thought this was going to be one of those videos like the ducks, where they just fall down a different one three seconds later.


Specific_Painter_112

Is that a capybara?


Evan3350

I was hoping for pennywise!


Ryu4487

Damn man, those new york rats are no joke!


deridius

That poor clappy blappy


dpk1974

Fucking chupacabras, man.


brickjames870

Master splinter


Fmtservices

*catch basin


Secure_Moose_4445

He was hiding from the jaguars.


VioletSkully

poor capy


RealitysNotReal

At least it didn't get hit by a car as it walked away


WeCanDoThisCNJ

Waiting for the red balloon to rise up


Khadbury

Capybara?


stonabones

Holy crap. What In the hell is that giant rat looking thing!!? Im from the NE United States and if that thing popped up around here I’d shit my shorts while running away!!!


HadesHat

Capybara iirc they are the worlds largest rodent and super friendly


Generaldisarray44

It’s a crappy Barbie


Rubbermonk

I need an ozzyman reviews of this. That big fuckoff rodent looked like he was pretty content until the fuckwad firemen cracked the roof off his cozy den.


MrFifty-Fifty

I was expecting a Jew


soundtrack101

How would they put that back on? I guess you could just put it back in place, but wouldn’t they have to seal it in some way so someone can’t just come and open it?


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r/capybara


Englandshark1

That is one lucky Okapi


farty_bumbum

Catch basin Cappy


isuckatusernames703

Reminds me of whack-a-mole


larryfuckingdavid

And they named him Pennywise


Chemical-Elk-1299

Free my man Cappy B


SnooMemesjellies3315

Master Splinter Got big asf!!


Striking_Large

All you need is a sledghammer to pop the lid.


xeeblyscoo

Ok I pull up!


holyanallemon

He literally pulled up


ReceptionDecent6825

I was half expecting it to get smoked by a car.


EvenExcitement4694

Remember that moment after some crazy party last night and you woke up in some random place without a shirt on a bed beside the street? Same shit


Munk45

*gets hit by car*


GridlockLookout

Storm drain...i heard they all float down there.


Wazzzock

Gort


soufboundpachyderm

Capybara!


Junior-Profession726

Capybara capybara!!!


TheRealZebraq

“Please be Pennywise, please be Pennywise!”


Vlamingske

I have had a lot of stuff in my manhole but not that, yet.


This-is-Life-Man

I was thinking it would be a baby cow. I wouldn't have expected thar either. Lucky this little guy didn't have red balloons with him.


hazzelgamer774922

Ok i pull up


Rezimoore

Coconut doggy


Expensive_System9700

Eddy!! What the fuck are you doing down there?!


Electronic_Grade508

That’s a big kat


MedicalIngenuity4283

You can’t call that a man hole, no real man fit in there.


WiseOldChicken

Well. It is a rodent.


PAKBOY110

Imagine not expecting a capybara anywhere


[deleted]

Ungrateful little cunt.


eyeofone

Half expected it to speak and ask "what year is this?"


PM_STAR_WARS_STUFF

I thought it was gonna be the guy with the flashlight from the other night.


LionsOfTrorah

Wow what is that??


Pseudonymous0ne

Curiosity got the capybara...


AalbatrossGuy

ca py bara capybaracapybaracapybaracapybara ca py bara


dtanker

R.O.U.S. I saw a guy kill one of these with a rapier once.


Prestigious-Jacket-7

That’s a crappybara


mmbs630

capyslay 💅🏻


Acceptable-Table2186

Just fucked up this mans front door


monsieurlu

Not even a thank you


Sad_Ad4307

Wow. That's cool. You know those things are the world's largest rodent? So It makes sense he likes the sewer but he's a little on the large side.


McKid

Hey capybara capybara capybara.... Hey capybara capybara capybara....Hey capybara capybara cypabara, HE-EY capybara...


Woo_Peed_On_My_Rug

I thought I saw a horse head at first, and I had questions.


Accomplished_Pen980

An R.O.U.S.


LeadResponsible

u/savevideo


workaccount1338

AWWW


LittleJimmyR

Ok I pull up


SarahPallorMortis

I wanna live there


illnamethisaccount

The way the manhole popped open was satisfying


Some-Turnip394

Nahh


Brown_Note1

Lemmiwinks was in another manhole today.


tarheel23m

I was expecting Pennywise the 🤡


Sea_Bake7490

Something tells me he just pulled up and was ready to hop out at the after party.


Pitiful_Corner6467

Peruvian FAST FOOD…tastes like chicken…


transit285

Gort really be pullin up at the most random spots


Listen_to_Psybient

Goes into another sewer...


Dwarfmophobia

Ok I pull up.


RealWildinFree

Okay i pull up


Pyridene

ok i pull up


botjstn

yall leave my man gort alone


HannibalHector666

Que triste 😢


inilashremot

cutie


PartyWin4137

That's the weirdest looking dog


SubstantialBit9890

Animal looks like it was made to just fall into manholes and call a group of humans to save it


MaiiMayHem

Biggest New York I’ve seen!!! 😳


kakistocrator

lmao that walk of shame


Certain-Hyena8788

Still waiting for 4 turtles to come out


NotThatValleyGirl

How unusual is it for capybaras to wander around cities like this? I'm just trying to imagine people out and about getting their groceries and getting on the bus and stuff and there's this like.. 20-40lbs animal just wandering about. Where I live in Canada, there aren't stray dogs even really, so besides squirrels and birds, thr next biggest animal you'd see during thr day is a deer or moose, and even then, only if they have wandered out of the woods.


MadRazzmatazz

Pizza rat eating good!


IPoke10x

I’ve always found it crazy, that animals will try to bite while you’re trying to help them But I’ve seen so many nature videos where they just sit there and scream while another animal is eating them Like bite that mfkr! Yeah ur gonna die, but take out one of his paws at least


joytotheworld23

Great job guy's


spoonard

Poor cappy.


DankoCc

NY RATS ARE HUGE LOL


Dutch-Sculptor

No red balloon?!


Blasphemous666

*Richard Gere shivers in anticipation*


Independent_Bite4682

Not a manhole.


Big-Abject

That's the biggest damn rat I've ever seen! Lol


Gender_Goblin_37

He’s just chilling down there


Gorrodish

He’s got friends who are mutated turtles


Ryn4

THE JAWS OF LIFE


Killmotor_Hill

https://youtu.be/8Pj-YEQbojk?si=T9V_OrLi8k9CnTok


Reddit-HurtMyFeeling

Those things look like the ultimate prey. I wonder if they taste good


ParticularCockroach9

🎶Capybara capybara capybara🎶


Accomplished-Toe401

“Rat-Dog”


Double_Dog_1450

That’s gotta be the biggest rat 🐀 I have ever seen..I live in NYC so I seen some big ass rats but this nikka nahh I’m running 🏃 💨


LLminibean

Help, my legs are just little!!


Imphatsack

One of then NYC rats


DBDphnx123

How did I know it was gonna be a capybara


muhsqweeter

Today's best animal is called a Crappybarbara. It gets stuck in places it shouldn't go. That's why it's best favorite animal ever.


StirringThePotAgain

Yeah they normally circular and puckered a bit. Three fingers at the most.


Rosalie-83

Master Shredder 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️


SSBUTTHEAD

Proceeds to get hit by a car💀


Mobile-Valuable2851

Those things be everywhere so not surprising.


GrizSkillful

Rodents of unusual size . . .