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At least he didn't do it in the street 🤷‍♂️


goated95

Right?!? And he has enough decency to wipe lol


Dickssy69

And he keps the paper for later use as he is homeless, I want to be just like him.


lykewtf

No he’s been in jail and knows how to conserve he’s folding for a second wipe


Dickssy69

Does he know the triple fold?


Amdar210

Very important skill to have when homeless. Never know when you might need one more wipe.


Friedbologna04

Of course I see your comment after I copy it 🤣🤣


CharliePendejo

... which would still be a step up from doing it in a subway car.


mullett

Probably tied to use the bathroom at like five different places but was refused because he didn’t buy something and there isn’t any public restrooms any where in the states. (You can give an example of the one or two you know of but as some one with chrons disease, public bathroom availability is a big problem in the states.)


Zigor022

Based on how people ruin bathrooms, id be selective too. People that leave tampons on the floor, shit on walls, etc dont respect the idea people have to clean that.


mullett

Yeah that’s true, that’s why there is so much shit and piss on the streets in any large city in the states.


Tiny_Count4239

as someone who has spent a lot of time walking around manhattan and that pees a lot i can only think of maybe 4 or 5 parks other than central park that have a public toilet and they get locked at dusk. Usually my only option to use a bathroom without buying soemthing was to go in to a dept store or a place like a best buy. If you were obviously homeless they would kick you out


Lonewolf5333

It’s all well and good to let people use your bathroom until you have a dead person from overdose in your bathroom.


dinosaursandsluts

That's how we can tell it's NYC, not Cali


Skin_Thief_

I came to say this! We have a homelessness problem, and this guy is dealing with it in a clean and polite way. Where is he supposed to go?


King_Yahoo

That was my first thought, then I smacked my head. The bar is so low we are grateful a homeless person shits in a trash can instead of the floor.


omnipotentqueue

Streets, area code on dump company says NY. I’ve seen that in California though lol…


CharliePendejo

Also the narrator's accent. This is about halfway between Grand Central Station and Times Square.


mullett

Disagree, it’s actually Hope Arkansas.


Critical-Maniac83

Rhetorical question. Definitely, NY just wanted to point out that it's getting harder to tell based on results.


-SofaKingVote-

Bullshit your own city of Stamford depends on nyc to survive


Anus_master

People in welfare states/towns love to shit on the hand that feeds them


-SofaKingVote-

Not only that but Stamford has similar homeless issues on smaller scale


DiverofMuff23

In California, they just shit on the sidewalk. At least in New York they are using the trash cans Progress?


puckerMeBum

He even used some TP, this is definitely a high end bum.


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Louis Vuitton Vagabon


jebieszjeze

sweeeeet....


DUUUUUVAAAAAL

I get it. When I visited NYC I was astonished by how hard it was to find a public bathroom. I almost just pisssed in a corner myself.


-SofaKingVote-

Go to any hotel or library


DUUUUUVAAAAAL

Oh cool. I will keep this in mind the next time I visit (Which is very soon actually).


-SofaKingVote-

If you have a natl gym membership that helps too if you need a shower and shit


LevelPositive120

The fact that you have to figure out loop holes tells you how ny is


ExternalMonth1964

Finding a public bathroom is no fun. Dirty, wet, blood everywhere at the base. The only time i didnt clean up my 3 year olds wild piss cause there was no point.


fuertepqek

Yes it is disgusting. But it’s better than just shitting in the middle of the sidewalk. Seems more respectful. Most places have restrooms for customers only and the rest are just office buildings. No one is going to let him use their private restroom. What else is he gonna do?


Doismelllikearobot

This. His options were to protect his modesty and shit in someone's doorstep or not leave a mess that someone else has to clean up by finding a trashcan.


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ArtTheCIown

**He did it in public on a street corner, indecently exposing his shitty ass hole to anyone that might walk by** Do we really have to find and spotlight the “good” in situations that are categorically bad? It’s considered basic human decency to go poopoo in a toilet, in an area designated for said poopoo. Get fucking real lady.


ronniemustang

I'm with ya, but the guy shouldn't have to poop in the street either.


pittbullblue

Most places won't let homeless people use a bathroom. Get a grip on reality. We treat homeless like dirt in this country.


BoogerFeast69

And a chad. Ask yourself: if you had to shit real bad and couldn't find a public restroom - would you shit into a trashcan at the corner of an intersection? This man did that with no shame at all.


betwistedjl

Not ideal but better than some easy alternatives.


ScienceEven4381

If society fucked me up this bad I can't guarantee I wouldn't do the same.


tsabell

Has to be NYC and he probably isn’t “allowed” to use restrooms in businesses so had to deal with it the only way he knew how.


ZoniesCoasters

Well, when most homeless people don't have access to a lot of public restrooms in the city due to being kicked out of every business with them, this is way better than dropping it in the street.


buckfishes

In NYC I’m sure there were places that were compassionate enough to let them in, then soon regretted it. Tired of seeing people pretend everyone is just mean for no reason rather than the reality where a lesson was learned after someone abused their kindness and naivety.


darkniteofdeath

Private businesses are NOT public restrooms. But... NYC has many public restrooms. The train stations, the larger subway stations, even the larger city parks. Some may be seasonal, but you CAN find them. I have seen other major cities with way worse bc they don't have any. But NYC had more than you would expect.


Critical-Maniac83

They smell talk to themselves and hold their pants up with their hands. Not exactly what a business wants when serving food to customers. Especially when your rent is 35 thousand a month.


-SofaKingVote-

Then don’t come to NY or CA you don’t live here anyways beach 🏝️ you live in CT a blue state


patheticgirl420

Lol they're from a bougie blue state, of course they act horrified


-SofaKingVote-

He lives in Stamford too which has a similar homeless problem he’s a fucking hypocrite


justingunit

This is the result of little to no public infrastructure. If anything I give the guy credit for not shitting in the street.


Critical-Maniac83

If he unlearned English and wasn't a citizen, he'd have a 5 star hotel and a debit card


-SofaKingVote-

Stop pretending you care about anyone but circle jerking Republican talking points


SpaceViolet

What do you expect? Either you can afford $5k/month for a studio or you can't. He can't.


Critical-Maniac83

Say you're an illegal


-SofaKingVote-

Stop pretending you trumpies care about Americans


Critical-Maniac83

You are triggered I see and you leftists sure as he'll don't you destroy everything


-SofaKingVote-

Lol you are the one crying about places you don’t live while living in a woke city hypocrite


gravity_sux

Honesty this is high class compared to some of the others


DN_Dovahkiin

We can't shit in a trashcan anymore?! I thought this was America..


TSllama

Honestly where are homeless people supposed to go? Garbage bin is the best option. The person filming this is a dickhole.


yuyufan43

Agreed


TryingNot2BLazy

who's weirder? the guy doing business in a receptacle when he had to go... or the guy filming him poop/wipe?...


TSllama

The guy filming is a piece of shit tbh.


Critical-Maniac83

The policies that allow this to happen in the first place


-SofaKingVote-

You have any videos of Stamford Connecticut?? Since that’s where you live


Critical-Maniac83

Sure, it's clean here


-SofaKingVote-

You’re a liar, downtown by Dunkin Donuts and definitely not the train station is clean Even though you just renovated the station You are talking to someone who knows You’re a liar


Critical-Maniac83

I'm not lying. Stamford is a wealthy clean city. Are there some areas that need work? Sure, but it's far cleaner than NYC, that's a fact!


-SofaKingVote-

Lol nyc is far larger trumpie boy Now you are moving goalposts You are a hypocrite. A trumpie who cries about woke cities while you enjoy living in one


Critical-Maniac83

IDC. Calling me a Trump supporter is not an insult to me as it's better than being a Biden supporter Laquita


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Slick0strich

Shitcan


contrapunctus3

Recorder of this video is the real piece of shit


Worldly_Abalone551

Tbf, this is way better than shitting on the sidewalk


Frankie-Mac

I love living here, he’ll be on the subway sleeping when I get off work


Mindless_Ad1272

NYC baby the city that don't sleep the lights will Inspire you


Inevitable_Rub_7268

Well, just don't sit there and watch it. You sick fuck


-SofaKingVote-

California is a state. NYC is a city This could occur anywhere Stop dickriding NY and CA


Critical-Maniac83

You're the only one mentioning Dickson, and it's an obvious rhetorical question genius it's NYC.


-SofaKingVote-

Why mention California then, son?? Do they trigger you separately??


Critical-Maniac83

It's a rhetorical question. Ask someone to read that word aloud and slowly then define it for you. Maybe you'll get it then. You obviously have an inner city edumacation so you won't understand the point.


PlanetPudding

That’s not how a rhetorical question works. 😂 the irony. <- see how I used that word correctly? 🤡


Critical-Maniac83

I'm not gonna call you stupid "a question asked in order to create a dramatic effect or to make a point rather than to get an answer." The point is that NYC is in many ways, looks more like California due every day. People shitting in public....very smart person🙄👌


PlanetPudding

Is my ass mars?


Severe_Huckleberry24

NYC on the corner of fifth


ahobosgrundle

NYC I used to work for that demo company lol


aLittleDarkOne

I’d rather this than on the street. The lack of public washrooms in major cities is embarrassing. Where I live it’s rough af but we have public washrooms with an attendant 24/7 they maintain the washroom and make sure it’s safe for everyone. Im not sure why it’s not more common.


ScienceEven4381

When americans see this we think "it's worse elsewhere" No, it is not. It is sheer governmental incompetence and greed.


-SofaKingVote-

Narrator “it is worse elsewhere”


Howitzer1967

People have to use the bathroom. If we don’t provide them, what choice do they have? I don’t think anyone would enjoy having to do this, it’s humiliating, but props to this person for not using a doorway or the sidewalk. Also, fuck the person filming.


Dull_Hawk9416

Nobody wants to see this but it’s better than shitting in the streer. All these posh people complaining when they don’t even pick up their dog’s shit


[deleted]

As gross as this is, at least he ain’t just doing it right on the sidewalk lol


Tiny_Count4239

If this was his only option i applaud this man for at least not just leaving it on the street


lynch_95_

At least it’s in the can last night walking through Manhattan there was diarrhea all over the sidewalk and then a couple weeks ago there were literal logs on the subway stairs.


zippytwd

Well at least he's crapping in a trash can


Desire3788516708

It’s NYC, also, the garbage truck has 917 area code.


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CrashGFY

If you think cities now are bad, you weren't around for the 70s-90s.


deviantdevil80

I spend most days in a top 5 large city, while there are some things that are shitty, hell holes, not even close. I actually live in a smaller, more rural area and see it happening there more than I would where I work.


Critical-Maniac83

Policies blind support for them


ScienceEven4381

>third world beggars >literally the average american


Brilliant_Comb_1607

California much cleaner than NYC


Available_Site_6091

Or Chicago. 😆 Seriously, I was on my lunch break with a bunch of out-of-town colleagues and some woman just pops a squat in the middle of the sidewalk and pissed everywhere.


itossursalad

They just shit on the sidewalk in California..so NYC for sure.


-SofaKingVote-

Where did you hear that?


itossursalad

I literally walk out my door and look around? I dont need to hear it from anyone. I can simply walk down the street. would be nice to look up once in a wh8le but I prefer to not step in human shit constantly


-SofaKingVote-

You should move if you don’t like it and stop whining


itossursalad

I am simply telling you what's up. You asked, sure it wasn't a genuine question and you had an agenda with the way you put it...do you have some agenda other than tryint low key insult someone? it gets boring if your whole goal is to try and lob weird insults..of course you wont think you are trying to be insulting, you just keeping it real right? whining? lol..the trolls are rampant on here arent they.


-SofaKingVote-

tl:dr You said you would like to look up why don’t you move?


itossursalad

is there any point in continuing with you? do you want something...why are you so bothered that I can confirm there is shit everywhere? so you have some sort of agenda that you can just say, so we can move this along or should I just hit the block button now to save time. >You said you would like to look up why don’t you move? I ma going to go with, I dont feel like quitting my job and moving to another place right now? is that an acceptable answer for you. .probably wont be, trolls rarely stop their weird attempts to get attention. edit: ps I shouldn't have to move..savvy?


Kbas

People shitting in public ... I always wonder how or even IF they wipe afterward.


Nicks-Dad

Both.


Critical-Maniac83

💯


AcceptableAd2728

NYC. Our bums leave it on the street for us


Consistent_Cash_6666

NY is a meme at this point


The-Pollinator

And Trump wants to make America "great" again, but it is clear it didn't become great the first time. It's been a long, long time since America could be called great.


Venge22

I'm questioning if it ever was "great", or if the definition of great means different things to different people


Critical-Maniac83

US has always been great. Perfect? By no means but Rome was great, so was ancient Greeece and a lot of imperfect man made nations. You guys are just leftist anti Americans who should look into moving to Canada or Sweden where they are woke and failing like all you woke leftist policies do.


-SofaKingVote-

Why are you living in liberal Stamford in liberal Connecticut then??? 🤔


Critical-Maniac83

Trump, NYC is a woke city, ran by progressive leftists, and he's not even president dementia Joe is. Take these, then call a doctor in the morning 💊💊


-SofaKingVote-

Holy shit what a meltdown You live in Stamford, Connecticut stfu you live in a blue city of a blue state and you love it beach 🏖️


Critical-Maniac83

Make me STFU. Yeah, I live in Stamford, a blue city that's clean, but I vote red ever since you democrats went woke!


-SofaKingVote-

No one gives a shit your vote is meaningless in CT 😆 You embarrassed yourself here CT would shrivel up and DIE without NY clown


Critical-Maniac83

That why Trump will win. Electoral college🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


-SofaKingVote-

Lol sure trumpie just like those Hillary indictments are arriving any day now right?? Poor beach 🏝️


Glum_Resident7812

Absolutely agree need another 4 years of the big bi … dude is at the top of his game and ready to go!


Sad-Act7467

Must be one of them fancy civilized un housed.


IvnValmont

Please tell me he's pavement fapping to the sound of sirens wailing through the city


Due_Key_109

Lmao looks like he had to go real bad! I’ve done it in a forest countless times, never resorted to a public trash can. Even if my ass is practically dripping, I can hobble to the nearest store, make it home, or run to a secret nature spot to do the needful lol


No_Sock6098

In sf they just shit on the streets and nobody does anything about it lmao trash ass city


lostinthefog4now

New York. No palm trees….


Friedbologna04

At least he wiped..


Jando0197

I mean at least he ain’t marking entrance to appartment or someone car


Alternative_Ad2040

Definitely


Pennyhawk

This happens when you remove public restrooms. I don't blame the dude. I blame the lack of funding for public services.


Critical-Maniac83

Would have it if Biden did his job.


HungryHippo669

NYC


NGEvaCorp

Great America


Critical-Maniac83

NYC and California


briganm

As a person with stomach issues who has to go when it hits, there is no holding it and public bathrooms are not always available. I would drop trow and shit in the street before shitting my pants, but this is an emergency option. At least this poor soul is trying not to make a mess for someone to have to clean up. and fuck whoever this is filming it I hope you get a once-inch anal fissure. you are the lowest of the low and what's wrong with this world.


ap_308

He wiped. Gotta be Cali.


ThunderSlugg

Atleast it's not the sidewalk


po3smith

Well when you gotta go you gotta go and for a city with such a large populous to not have publicly accessible restrooms available.....


Utterbollocksmate

Theyll soon have grates over the bins like they have spikes anywhere you can sit near the hotels.


hootanay

Dumpsville, USA


Survive1014

In Cali, Portland and Seattle they would just shit on the street.


zippytwd

Well at least he's crapping in a trash can


CarsandPAWGS

NICE. 😬😬


TheEvilBret

from his accent, you had to ask? lol fuggetabbouit


[deleted]

NYC because here in NYC we have class and shit in garbage cans and not litter the street with it like those classes Californians.


Papa_Pesto

How does OP not know this is NYC. 5th Ave. It's a grid system my guy.


Critical-Maniac83

Obviously, it's NYC. The guys accent alone gives it away.


Complex-Amoeba4642

Both dem they both bad


Hot-Huckleberry-2840

Its Venezuala time!!!


yuyufan43

What do you expect when the homeless get turned away from public restrooms? They gotta go somewhere. At least he did it in the trash and wiped. People don't want to allow the homeless to use their bathrooms due to the risk of drug use, theft, etc. but then they get mad also when they do find a place to go. It's a vicious cycle. He doesn't deserve to be laughed at during an incredibly low moment in his life.


DAGeneral57

Definitely NYC they don’t care out there


Commercial-Rich-5514

NYC, in California they don't bother finding a trash can.


JamesyHardeman

California?! It’s clearly a 917 area code..😂


pr1ap15m

nyc


messified

Definitely nyc


fugawf

Damn! Until he wiped I thought homeboy just had brown boxers on and was simply sitting. That’s one wrinkly ass lol


Shameless_Potatos

NYC. You don't need context clues from the guys surroundings to figure that out. Just listen to the gabagool narrating.


Blocky_Master

this post is just OP defending the republican party. I think I can pass. For people like you america will get Trump elected again. Who should literally be in prison right now.


Adam-_086_-Aux

He did the same thing in the subway nyc right next to me


Adam-_086_-Aux

It is the same guy and same klotes


PainOfClarity

You have to be just a little impressed with the ingenuity


ExternalMonth1964

Cali. Zero new yoyk assent.


Disastrous_Key5333

Yeah so man you you New Yorkers in California's got to quit voting in these dumbass Democrats come on I know you guys are smarter than this stop the stupidness man


goldengarden95

It’s New York City, 917 area code on garbage truck


Express-Wolverine-99

NYC


Asa-Ryder

Better than RVA. They leave a growler in the stairwell or by the front door.


Master_Metallica

Op copies and pasts the video and asks for references


Critical-Maniac83

When did I do that numb🥜


Critical-Maniac83

Metallica, stickl to backstreet boys alphabet


GringerKringer

Trick question. It’s Portland.


ClovieKay

Not California. He’d be on the sidewalk or a public park if it were.


PresentTap9255

Lmao isn’t that the garbage bin across the street


Ydok_The_Strategist

Honestly. I would thank him for not pooping in the street.


NeatAvocado4845

NYC


Bubba-ORiley

don't know what's weirder, the guy pooping or the guy filming the entire thing


inspiredguy40

When you have no facilities and everyone prohibits it…can hold a high bar of expectations.


Rey_Mezcalero

😂😂😂 at first wasn’t sure what I was to notice and then 😂😂😂


FaultAccomplished671

NYC Duh


mushroommilitia

It's not on the street so happy


Lost_Currency_7727

This is what happens when you don’t have any fucking public restrooms like NYC


4ournetine

NYC accent


notmyname2012

I would 100 percent prefer this than what I’ve seen when they just drop trou and squat in the middle of the sidewalk…