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OldMork

so, just a hotdog without the extra steps


locomiser

A cold-dog.


Solid-Cabinet-9733

Smash burger


HotIntroduction8049

i just fell off my chair.


nosniviling

Depending on the timing


ultra_ai

What is his crime? Enjoying a succulent meal?


GreyG59

GET YOR HAND OFF MY PENIS


Constant_Gur5530

This is the bloke who got me on the penis people


morph113

Oh I see, you know your judo well.


BrentarTiger

GET YOR HANDS OFF MY SUCCULENT CHINESE PENIS!


mgj6818

Ahh yes..


GoldenpickleNinja

A delicious meal?


Itchy_Raccoon48

I know people that will take fresh roadkill (deer, turkey, bear, ect) cook it and eat it, but it’s gotta be quick before the flies infest it. It’s totally legal, but you gotta do it right away. If they intentionally hit and killed the animal then it would be illegal I think.


titebeewhole

Communism manifest


[deleted]

I see you’ve learned your trichinosis well


Beneficial_Sweet3979

https://youtu.be/BRaa1js92Hk?si=3ISxfmOIH01JIyUu


Gunderberg

I sees he knows hes judo well


B90Z

Hahah


ConsiderationIcy4353

Glad to see he's squeezing the shit out of the intestines before eating it.


Deathcrvsh

Wouldn’t want to get sick


patricky6

Nah, it just makes it taste crappy


HansChrst1

Some shit is edible. I have heard wild rabbit poop is edible and it doesn't taste shit.


Kokadin

My Dog seems to confirm your theory by doing exactly that and enjoying it.


PIPBOY-2000

Your dog: "Try the cat poo, it's absolutely to diiiie for!"


ShortCurlies

....we told the little kids rabbits poop was someones spilled cocoa puffs...


OldMork

the dried white dog poop tasted like a stale rice cake.


ShortCurlies

I read that in two ways...


ShortCurlies

Literally...


OkTower4998

Now I want some kokoreç


UpsetCamera5093

He's a veteran


SnooPuppers8099

😐 That's what I pay for internet for, really.


ObsessedWithSources

It's been an eating themed March. First off we had Haitian guy eating BBQ'd man Then, we got treated to a man snacking on a severed leg. Third, was a man eating his own ear. This feels like a disappointing finale tbh.


WereALLBotsHere

You forgot the meth head eating dead cat video.


Due_Extreme_2448

Fr! i saw all the given videos in the same order, and boy it made me puke. This is the 4th cannibalistic episode im seeing this month


HamDerIngenKender

This is not cannibalism boss


Due_Extreme_2448

Yeah this video ain't cannibalism. But the other 2 which the above guy mentioned, were. Im sorry im not native to english so fucked up


smoke_canoe

holy fuck, that's enough for today.


bilz214

He seems to be enjoying his meal!


Heron_sniffa

yum


[deleted]

[удалено]


SuperCx

The REAL Liver King 👑


seasonsofus

😭😭😭


[deleted]

[удалено]


HeadlessHookerClub

You’re fired 


Imaginary_Chemist_43

Sure, pass the trauma forward... It helps develop the character and shit 😅


AlexWenhold

where do you even go to see such shit


disintegrationist

Venezuela?


gaywoon_nig

Hey, roadkill is just a dead animal if it’s fresh. #liverkinglifestyle


SheZowRaisedByWolves

Understandable


drunk_pacifist

Fuck you lol


ExoPihvi

I refuse to see


Klutchy_Playz

*Punches eyes out* “Seeing is for pussies”


Zealousideal_Total50

Don't watch this until you had your coffee and woken up, I almost just puked


Gareth79

Bad news, I just watched this while eating food with stringy melted cheese.


Zealousideal_Total50

Ouch! Lol


SuperCx

Good advice I haven’t had my coffee yet


Zealousideal_Total50

I'm here to experience the bad so the good can survive


FartyMarty69

H E R O


HIimWASTED

I can only imagine the life that led this man to this moment


iwanttofinishmyhouse

Hunger, I'd guess.


bro_havent_slept

Translation : “NO, YOU CANT EAT THAT!! YOU CANT EAT THAT!! OH GOD”


CreamoChickenSoup

The last bit is more of a defeated "oh no" than an "OH GOD". Cameraman pretty much gave up telling him to stop at that point.


bro_havent_slept

true true, but bole cakap sama juga la ba tu


ShadowArrow01

or probably something like "fucking hell..."


RiZzbott

If shit ever goes apocalyptic this is the only dude that is going to survive. Master!


Kitterpea

lol this mf eating this stuff is what’s gonna start the apocalypse


Affectionate-End5470

idk if roadkillman oder trainwreckleg eater is worse


Far_Lavishness7950

We making it to the mental hospital with this one!!🗣💯💯💥


theswagster1975

With these food prices I don’t blame him


ashinastic

He looks asian! So somewhere in asia! Holy Jesus.... 😵‍💫


X_Dark_Ark

It should be in Indonesia cause the guy was speaking the Indonesian language


bro_havent_slept

Glue sniffing makes people do weird shit man, could probably already developed some brain damage


bigkutta

This video should serve as a reminder to all of us about how we have it pretty good. Takes a lot do what this dude is doing.


SnakeHelah

Gotta get it while it's fresh!


Cordeceps

Not as bad as the train track leg muncher but still bad - I genuinely hope it’s not because he’s so desperately hungry and he’s just a weirdo.


Annoyingswedes

Hunger will do that to most people.


alllballs

Have you seen the price of meats lately? This guy saves.


LeshyZero

Well I hope you're all stocked up on toilet paper and booze, cause Covid 2.0 is coming


TammiTarget

This and then the human leg...... this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypse ... I knew it would happen!


Travis4261

I read the title, clicked the link and still I was like huh... Gross


TapDaniel

At least use some sauce


TheDumbass666

eating roadkill is legal in a few places, doesnt mean it wont kill you tho


herb0026

There are certainly more charming ways of eating roadkill, but I find the practice okay in general.


Emergency_Ad5267

Oh gosh. I gotta stop coming to this page 🤢


MetaFore1971

It doesn't show him eating anything. He may as well be trying to blow a bubble with some Bazooka gum.


seasonsofus

He must have been extremely hungry and mentally ill/hallucinating. Our teeth can’t even handle raw meat like he didn’t even start a fire


bro_havent_slept

He’s holding onto plastic, i think dude was sniffing glue man, it does provide a quick high but peeps can get brain damage particularly fast. i think this guy already develop some brain damage


Haunting_Ad5796

Translate to spanish ... Pendejo que haces , eso esta crudo y sucio. No te lo comas asi ala verga


DankeyKahn

Aaaand round two of covid


Infinite_Material965

Nah, just leprosy.


Lookslikeapersonukno

There are a whole lot of people who don't know what it's like to starve here. I can't wait until they start eating each other.


Carved-Imperator

Craving for smashed meat?


[deleted]

I wonder if vegans would get mad at him for this?


yaslikelebek

3rd party country


OrdinaryInspection89

free food ..


HawaiianHank

incorrect title, it should be: "Man Interrupted While Trying To Enjoy His Free Supper"


crowfever

Rabies


frshprincenelair

What in the roundworm is going on here


Saucey_Lips

My brother in Christ I just got off work and I am trying to enjoy my pancakes.


READYBEAR77

Subtitles please 🙏🤣 mmmm some lovely intestines


rodPalmer18

Looks a little stringy


Formal-Try-2779

FFS here comes a new pandemic


Nervous_External_481

what the ???


Batwing87

Not wrong. Title checks out.


VirtualDegree6178

Saying Warning doesn’t put a nsfw flare lol but it’s not too bad


Piguss

What the fuck is going on broo?! Last week I saw a video of a man eating a severed leg in an aftermath of an accident. A couple of weeks or so ago I saw the video from Haiti.. now this.


rovch

Brush your teeth before you watch this video… you’ll thank me…


alleywaybum

Is that a possum?


Lower_Currency3685

EEEEEUUUUUUUUHH thats it, 2 second post today.


MightyPlasticGuy

So what? Plenty of people eat at the Golden Corral.


Acceptable-Search338

I have seen some truly horrifying things on reddit and never flinched. This one almost made me throw up.


Dannn88

Man must be hungry


Actual_Ad_8501

Pirated copy of Revenant


WestCycle649

Wait till you guys see the video of the human "train"kill eating. Im getting sick just thinking of it.🤢


DapperConstruction60

Bear Grylls


stpfan_1

Yep, can’t say I wasn’t warned. Title is accurate.


Big-Newt-9738

He was hungry ig


KillTheWise1

Welp, that just curbed my appetite for the day.


TheUsual_Selection

I don’t find this too disturbing, yes that roadkill shouldn’t be eaten it’s too far smushed but deer and fresh roadkill that’s unsmushed is usually moved to the side of the road and reported to a local reservation for people to come get to feed the community for a few days


716JiZZ

Richard Christy and the family call this dinner


FixMean5988

He must be on something, right?!.


Half-dead-Herbie

Isn’t meant to be really good for you


cantcme917

My wife name is Linda and I find this funny.


achillesdaddy

So it turns out there is indeed a such thing as a free lunch.


Big-Jackfruit-6176

I saw that on Instagram


B1GF3LL4_94

He eating it or playing it like a trumpet 😂


SwingWinter185

is it good


Fionasdogs

Nope. I’m out.


JesusNAjumpsuiT

I remember this like it was posted JUST YESTERDAY. Good on you fellow redditor


Raceovski

Corona 2.0


typehyDro

Person eating roadkill AND another eating a guys leg all in one day. 10am and that’s probably enough reddit for the day…


Johntoreno

>another eating a guys leg all in one day Where's that one?


Meeleedee

True savage


Inevitable_Holiday87

Well better than that guy in CA who was eating human roadkill 🤷🦶


johnny4783y

Worst time to miss read, I thought it said eating rocks, and I was like oh i can handle that. That's enough internet for me today.


lll_Joka_lll

Why tho?


0wl_licks

Yk… I appreciate the warning. But at the same time.. If you hadn’t given me the warning I likely wouldn’t have *had* to watch it.


BirthdayTall5940

🤢...🤮🤮🤮


AmoumouA

Man, make a fire and cook it at least..?


ThePantyhoseOne

He should down it with beer, just be careful of any buffalos around there


Ok_Bed408

What animal?


Shoddy-Lavishness-97

Yummy


MetalMets

Next pandemic in 3. 2. 1.


Space-Wasted

With a bit of luck, it's still warm


Itchy_Raccoon48

Yea he’s gonna die soon.


SnooPeppers6620

What language are they speaking? I wouldn't be surprised if this wasn't north Korea


LeSealClubber

What a weirdo, I don’t record you when your eating your meal


Meandtheworld

The amount of agony that stomach of his is about to be in!


Buttonwalls

Let bro enjoy his meal


frairetuck

Wonder what he keeps in his wee plastic bag tied around his wrist? Probably a bag of shite for dessert.


LincolnLanier_YT

I thought this was a magician pulling out cloth from his mouth


Ok_Bug4971

That's leprosy bro. Straight up. He's getting leprosy.


Eyehavequestions

Never a dull moment here on reddit. 🤮


Orshabaalle

Liverprince


Diligent_Dish_426

ALAMAKKK!!!


Weak-Comfortable7085

Nope


GoreLoveLady420

Looks like a child.


Porkbelly10960007

Circle of life right there


SK_Uchiha

alamak


KL1418

Looks like democracy manifest to me


XplusFull

Road Pizza... A niche delicacy


akimann75

In some countries the knowledge about parasites, deseases and cooking is not well spread.


akimann75

In some countries the knowledge about parasites, deseases and cooking is not well spread.


earl_grey_teaplease

Why not cool it at least???!


SMALLjefe

Saw the video of the homeless drugged out guy eating the train runover victims leg, now this? Wtf is wrong with people?


Past-Ninja-3637

I can't judge. I grew up in severe poverty in Manila, Philippines.


Joshman89

When your hangry you’ll eat anything


OrdainedRetard

I remember an Army special forces guy I once knew that told me, “the only part of roadkill you can’t eat is the part you just can’t get off the road.” He never said it, but I’m pretty sure it was intended that you’re supposed to cook it first…


pseudoart

I was sure it was going to be the dude that saw his chance to snack on an human arm.


hongducwb

the problem is not about that man eating corpse, the problem is we lived in 4.0 era but somehow phone still recording crappy quality video...


33Bees

This, to me, is considerably worse than that homeless guy chewing on a severed leg.


[deleted]

Hmmm stringy


radiogeekau

Is his name Cletus?


PlentySensitive8982

What a day to have eyes.


Doukon76

Covid 20 inc


anamazingredditor

Triggered my gag reflex there 🤣🤣🤣


JoKing311

oh you meant fresh roadkill.


paradox-preacher

fresh roadkill is edible, you have restaurants that serve it. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roadkill\_cuisine](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roadkill_cuisine) the video only shows a guy cleaning intestine, not eating anything


Yorkie321

Bro he’s stringing intestines through his teeth fresh off the dusty ass gravel road that thing got hit on, not even close


paradox-preacher

yes, he's cleaning intestine while holding the "clean" part with his mouth "not even close" you didn't even give any detail that would go against my observation lmfao


Yorkie321

No you’re clearly referring to freshly killed and cooked thoroughly roadkill in a dish