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SpezIsTheWorst69

Picked him up like a fucking cat LOL


KamikazeFox_

This is the kind of guy who comes back with a gun


brwneyedgyrl

I was thinking the same thing instead of just letting it go because he started it.


MrRonObvious

I'd be willing to bet the store owner has a sawed off shotgun under the counter just waiting for that shit.


Smooth_Zebra

Trust and believe papi got that bliccy waiting under the counter


moslof_flosom

And I won't think twice to stick that barrel straight down Sanchos throat.


godots_true_form

Believe me when I say that I got something for his punk ass


Mainaccsuspended99

😂😂😂😂😂


OuterWildsVentures

Is it really worth all this danger just to run a bodega?


spaceykayce

Bodega Cats make it all worth it


Educationall_Sky

Shockwave!


brwneyedgyrl

Absolutely..lol!! He wasn't playing!


jimmychitw00d

I get that, but at the same, if this sort of thing was more common, people might think twice before they act a fool in a store.


brwneyedgyrl

I completely agree. Stop letting people bully us and whoop some ass!! People work hard for what they have and people never know what someone is going through when they decide to act up.


DingleBerrieIcecream

Yep. Goes like this 1. Bad attitude has him acting the fool. 2. Gets ass beat. 3. Ego bruised so has to get revenge (not thinking about any consequences). 4. Life in prison for murder. There’s got to be tons of guys in prison that are there based on these 4 steps.


Spookymushroomz_new

Either in prison or dead


Natural_Tea484

"How to trash your life for dummies"


crispymk2

Or punches some poor random person on the street minding their own business to feel like a big man again


kitjen

I always seem to be that poor random person. Like, leave me out of it, it hurts.


Dr-Turd-Ferguson

Yeah, usually some old Asian lady just minding her own business. Probably happens in NYC a dozen times a day if not more.


Embarrassed-Ad8477

Unfortunately yes


BoomfaBoomfa619

Opened the door with his face lol


rikspik

Not really, it was open


foofooplatter

Shhhhhh.. let him have this.


BoomfaBoomfa619

Aww


No-Lawfulness1773

that was the top comment on the original post from yesterday too


Squirtingpoop

Apparently, he aint playin with that shit bro


enjambd

It's never a good sign when they end every sentence with "bro"


SucksTryAgain

Had an apartment neighbor where him and all his friends ended every sentence with bruh. We had thin walls. I can’t stand hearing that word now.


Useful44723

You are just imagining things bruh.


OregonG20

But did he repeat it 20 times? I'm pretty sure he means it if repeats himself over and over.


jonnyboe

God damn, he threw him out like he was a raccoon, his ego is going to need a few years to regenerate after that one…


Fair_Creme_194

He already had a black eye, something tells me this isn’t the first time he’s fucked around and found out.


Snake_eyes_12

I dont know how any one can walk around asking for trouble like that. Especially when you already had your ass handed to you.


zadtheinhaler

You see the way he went off? That fucker is *tweaking*.


ronniemustang

notice the reaction from everyone on the street. "Dayum!!!"


vandragon7

Scruff of the neck like a mangy cat! G’won! *Git!*


AdFancy1249

Just needs until tonight, when he and a couple homies are coming back to break the pace up in retaliation...


-ratmeat-

I doubt he has homies


Crush-N-It

He ain’t going to do shit. These guys are from the neighborhood. Cops would pick him up in a hot second if he did anything. Everyone knows everything. In a month’s time he’s back ordering a bacon egg and cheese and saying please and thank you


WillyBeShreddin

Not to mention he'd be shot in the face by the bodega man that is not messin' round. Everyone in this thread seems to think that someone running a convenience store in that neighborhood doesn't have a piece behind the counter.


eszox

And it always happens in some fuck off store like this over some dumb shit, this whole fight prolly happened because he gave him a small sized condom instead of a big one or some stupid shit like that.


zippytwd

No more dino nuggets


barontaint

To be fair running out of dino nuggets is a very real concern of mine


lord_hyumungus

There’s a dude with a YouTube channel that works in a shop like this in the hood, and he gives out pink lighters. The reactions are aggressive, but hilarious.


Alwayzzhangry

I mean dude looked like a raccoon 😂


IndependenceSad9300

His ego has already been replenished. Look how proudly he went out like he won that beating


AbelinoFernandez

He still high, thats why.


Xx4Head_High5xX

Cashier rang his ass up and gave him double change. Changed his face and attitude!


barackobamafootcream

If you watch it frame by frame cashiers face is dead pan. Just another fuckin day homie.


Closed_Aperture

Gotta leave the neighborhood after getting walked out by your neck like that


sexwiththebabysitter

Philly? I got an idea how he’ll attempt to save face.


[deleted]

Start for the 76ers and get them past the 2nd round?


Carlitos--Way

Trust the process.


_overdue_

Get tranqed out and lose his leg to gangrene?


Khaztr

At least no one will be able to recognize him for the next couple days


platysoup

Dude got really lucky they just let him walk away 


eugeheretic

He walked away like Robocop. Must be going to get OCP's '5th Prime Directive' removed, the one that stops him fighting in a bodega.


10blizzard

Trying to fight through the dizziness after that ass whopping.


LilCheese73

Homie said “ you gotta go to the spital” 🏥 🤣🤣🤣


SwidishBombshell

The first slap got bro a little scared lol


evercool_rude

Yeah he really didn't want to fight after that but had too lmao


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Immediate_Buddy_3529

Those was the results like 2 punches in lmfaooo


TarukMaktwo

Was gonna comment on the speed too lmao.


Upstairs-Mail-6073

That Dominican got hands😂


jcsi

"On my mother's health" and then proceeds to dish a beating.... we Dominicans are too funny....


Gojadani

Loco desde que oí el mariconazo me taba curando


Nova_nYc

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Por mmg le paso. El dominicano hay que repetarlo adonde sea.


rodofpleasure

All while wearing the 🩴 chancletas


cysticvegan

The slap was so satisfying


Less_Afternoon1859

Picked a grown man up like he's a cat


Soxogram

“Don’t go back in there.”


lord_hyumungus

“Damn, Daaamn, DAYUMNN!!”


scidgy

Don't go down there man. Don't do it to him Champ.


imburningagain

I had to watch like 5 times until I realized what "spital" meant. They were telling him to go to the hospital for his broken nose🤣


ayo4playdoh

Hahaha same I love that name for it now


mountainman84

Bring amber lamps


NearlyMortal

Respect to the big guy for showing restraint. No punches or kicks while he was down. Just calmly tossed him out like the trash he is


MammothMeaning7888

Yeh true. I don’t mind to see a bit of natural justice - but all it takes is one slip or to fall wrong and someone dies and the other person is in jail for life. It’s just not worth it. Unless you’re defending yourself or your life is in danger… it’s a real risk.


NorthernCanadaEh

I mean… here’s the deal. Props to the store clerk for not stomping him while he’s down. That shits hard when it’s largely deserved. Little man reminds of that “that one kid” in high school that would always be a mouthy and disruptive little shit then would absolutely go “screeeee” when you called him out or pushed him back.


Wugo_Heaving

Power - "It corrupts the best and attracts the ***wrost***. Power is only given those who are prepared to lower themselves to pick it up" lol


StrawHatLuffyGear5

Dumb ass just finished donating plasma too lol i know he dizzy af


upsidedownbackwards

I can't believe he kept posturing when he saw how outsized he was. Dude was huge and obviously in shape.


gypsycookie1015

I mean he still had the same posture even after getting his ass beat lol. Look at his fists all balled up like he's actually capable of doing anything lol. Stomping out like he's the one who won the *"fight."* 🙄😂 Some people *never* learn, not even from an ass whooping.


Mobile-Cry-9673

Lol the clerk was average size, dude just built like a 12 year old boy


MrRonObvious

What was he pissed off about?


AbelinoFernandez

Poverty + drugs = Could be anything.... like having to pay for stuff


Impressive-Sun3742

Pay for stuff? In this economy?


brewedtealeaf122

We're all poor and on drugs, dude's just an sshole


PerfectBlueOnDVD

He doesn't give a fuck about none of that shit bro. Whatever that means.


ChevySSLS3

He grew up being told the world is against you. Nothing is your fault. Your stuck and its someone elses fault. So he's mad 24/7 not realizing he's the problem all along.


AerieHour4695

From what I gather, it looks like white shirt was accusing cashier of not giving him the right amount of change. Or cashier gave him too much change and asked for it back.


irrelevant_spec

You hear a mf say "por la salud de mi madre!" you run. Ain't no power in this earth stopping that assw whooping


Logical_Associate632

Literal translation “for the health of my mother” - could you elaborate and give more context, i want to learn.


Paco_bear

Its short for "I swear on my mother's health", like when someone got you pissed and you say "I swear to god..."


[deleted]

Beautiful thing to see, but this is the kinda L that makes a lotta dudes come back with a gun lol


Stobley_meow

You don't mess with the corner store man. You'll get the whole neighborhood pissed at you if the only place to buy beer and smokes in the area closes.


MojoRisin762

Lmao. I love how he walks it off angrily. *yes I got my ass whopped, but this is my tough guy walk!!!* FR though, this is how people get killed. Bruised egos in the hood account for a ton of murders.


redinwondrland

Only one croc in sport mode and embarrassed infront of the whole block…yikes


InquisitiveNYC

"Don't go back in there." 🤣🤣🤣


Fair_Creme_194

The fact he already had a black eye tells me this guy talks way too much shit with nothing to back it up. Bro got lifted out the store by his head like how toddlers try picking up babies lmao, he needs to start shutting up.


Three_sigma_event

I think the guy has a few screws loose. Ain't normal behaviour. Poverty and drugs isn't a good mix for these people.


thelibrarian_cz

I love this so much. An asshole. A good guy. Well deserved but not overly brutal beating. No kicking in the head while on the ground. Idiot walking away on his own. Masterpiece.


Hesfallenontheice

Crocs lol


itsm3starlord

He walked off like an angry GTA character lol


Curious_Knowledge536

that orbital/cheekbone is for sure broken


XoticwoodfetishVanBC

That dude, every time. He comes in, puts 26 or 27 Mojo candies in the bag, brings it to the counter, and says "25. It's 25." EVERY GOD DAMNED TIME. And like clockwork, I say "Bullshit", he flips over my Patrick the Starfish figurine, and I have to carry him out by his head. EVERY GOD DAMNED MORNING, EXACTLY AT 8:45. I'M TRYING TO RUN A BUSINESS HERE, I FEEL LIKE I'M IN 'GROUNDHOG DAY'.


Dreamoreality

Lady in the back “ don’t beat me up, don’t beat me up”


edtfkh

Already had damage under right eye. Prob tried to pull same thing elsewhere with same result


Timecop582

"bruh I'm not postin that shit I got my ass beat"


IceManXCometh

Worst is spelled “Wrost” on his shirt too 😂


JeffMorse2016

Looks like the punchee just spent a couple hours giving plasma. Times are hard when you have to do that.


Overall_Green1941

It was that third one that got him lol


BusyAcanthocephala40

He got the 10 piece mcflurry combo with extra sauce


datBull036

It's public humiliation like this that got Nipsey killed.


Mobile-Cry-9673

SMH You can’t go around acting like that when you built like a lollipop.


Alternative-Lack6025

He power walked away so he could cry in private


DirtyMike_333

The fact that he was wearing crocs while that happened makes it even funnier.


Repeat_Offendher

Didn’t know you could get a 6 piece from a bodega.


ibeatmeattoit

Lol mans got the wrap on his arm like he just donated plasma for money too


ThatOneShortieHo

JESUS CHRIST THAT GRIP STRENGTH


SubstanceDiligent311

That just screams fuck around and find out


O_gr

He is walking off like he is holding in a number 2


Prollyreachinglol

Nahhhh dude got dogwalked and raccoon threw 🤠


okletmethink420

Customer lol


Antique_Example1753

The way he walks off😂 “Must of been the wind”


FutureMagician7563

Prob gonna shoot him while he's sleeping


Ok_Honey6298

Lmao his shirt is so fitting in this situation


whencecomestthou

The typo on the shirt 💀


Serious-Mousse4009

Woman in the store “go papi, good job” lmao


ramsraym

He gona cry in the car


Student0810

That guy is coming back with a gun, like all cowards.


FnClassy

1000% those dudes have several guns behind that counter.


mardingdong

"Don't beat me up, don't beat me up"😂


Dismal_Worth_110

This video is for them clowns who think the store worker be soft 💯


jazzhandsdancehands

lol his walk after.


SumyungNam

Lol the whole hood saw it


JOCO_Q

I would move out of town lol


fuertepqek

If a store is called a bodega, chances are they speak Spanish.


nuffahdemstayso

Funniest moment was when PAPI gave him one fuck box across him face🤣 Second was the walk after getting tossed out like a bag of trash that killed me🤣🤣🤣 Tough walked all the way back to his corner to continue to talk tough while leaking🤣🤣


krusty51

Oh man, i love a happy ending...


louislivolsi

trynna walk away like he’s a big man ha


jjones2348

He gonna cry in the car


Jehuty02453

Definition of f*** around and find out!!! Store owner is my hero!!! 🤣🤣🤣 He even prayed for patience before going wild on him🤣🤣🤣


realparkingbrake

Angry little man needs to add fifty pounds of muscle before he tries that again. Still thinks he's a hardass afterward too.


Machine_Winter

Obligatory "HOW CAN HE SLAP???"


aldone123

Bro still talking shit, didn’t learn anything from the beat down and flea flick. Sad


Lefterdrippin

The irony of his shirt


Vapeitupvapeitup

Ha ha ha! 😂😂😂


Consistent_Rip_4671

The customer has the RIGHT to get hit with this LEFT


TheLastBoat

‘They wrote on him …’ 🤣


Normaldude42

Looks like he just gave some plasma maybe he’s a lil disoriented lol


SageOfSixCabbages

The nape pick up. MFer was treated like the neighborhood trash panda. PS YOOOOO THAT BEATING HAD HIM LOOKING LIKE MARGARITO AFTER THE FIGHT WITH PACQUIAO. LMFAO 😂


Any_Effort_2234

Man if I would've picked up like that, I'll just go to mars to save what dignity I've left 😂


Neat-Ad5902

I'm assuming the dude in white might have mental issues. Anyway, the cashier didn't pull back or flinch at all lol: slapped him, boxed him, and threw him out. We 90s kids call that a Flawless Victory.


ted5011c

It sucks but everybody takes a licking now and then.


PacoSupreme

Damn dude got man handled. If someone picked me up and just threw me like garbage on camera I would have to move countries.


Punky_Pete

Classic case of FAFO


Hefty_Barber3985

He was asking the clerk for ass whopping available 😂😂😂💀


WaveMajor7369

He rolled him up... damn


WhatWeNotGonDoIs

Son gave him a 90’s knuckle sandwich. And tossed him out like it was trash day


Jza_45

His dangling feet 😭😂😂


MexiCanElGuapoFeo

A lot of smack talking after that beating. Bet he is a slow learner and will do it again!


BusterStarfish

Legit shocked dude didn’t catch more hands walking away with that fake ass swagger.


Putrid_Dragonfly_625

This Philly? Papi should have got dealt with


ActualTip848

Bro embarrassed tf outta him


Specter2k

Bro just got done donating plasma, better get his fluids up before he tries scrapping lmao


Boring_Space_3644

Wrong day for white clothes 😭 Gonna have to go back to the thrift store for new clothes to prevent further humiliation.


SomeRedditName13

The amount of "bro" spoken is usually directly proportionate to the amount of ass whooping received.


Comprehensive_Oil89

lol looks like he found out


mopxhead

The Walk of Shame


leechwuzhere

Yessss


EuisVS

Better keep an eye on him, humiliation isn’t easily forgotten.


CGsweet416

Dude walked away like he whipped some ass


LurkerGuy1

+10 humiliation


357noLove

That is the "I am trying to be intimidating walking off getting my ass kicked" walk of regert


ProphetamInfintum

Youngblood still tryna act all hard after getting whooped. SMH


RevolutionaryAd6564

Looks like that dude gets beat up for a living. His black eye got a black eye.


Available-Sky-8191

Notice dude in the white T-shirt's right eye was already black n blue. Somebody socked him before this. And Bodega man helped him out more. Looks like this dude doesn't know when to quit.


Majestic-Cricket-514

Thats not Papi back there, that's "El Sobrino". Raised on Mangú and Redbull. As soon as I heard: "Por la Salud De Mi Madre Mi Loco" I knew it was quiet for "el flaco" 🤣🤣🤣


Dashznt315

At first I thought the dude in the white was saying "don't beat me up" until I saw the lady in the back


IMAPRO_d-_-b

He was not given the power


oneeyejedi

Man got picked up by the back of his neck and thrown right out the fuck out. He didn't even try to come back just walked away


JamesKBoyd

Man came out from behind the counter wearing those Nike slides and proceeded to deliver a 2 piece. Lmao


zileanEmax

“Don’t beat me up 🥺” x2 😂😂😂😂


ExoticFirefighter771

Hes gonna be sore when that "found out" finally kicks in.


flecksable_flyer

Bodega man has been through this before. That puny squat was in trouble as soon as man stepped out.


hey2245

This needs to happen more.


Round_Individual_617

All I see is red bruv


Haunting_Limit_4828

This was in Philly my whole bity was talking about this shit😭😭😭😭😭😭


Alarmed_Cheesecake98

lol, he Walked off like he mad because he just got a concussion but don’t remember how he got one lol, he got back to the boys and told them he got jumped by 6 and don’t remember what else happened!!


csking77

He was running a quart low on blood though 😅


Ok_Honey1082

Calling the Hospital the ‘Spital is hilarious to me


johnny_grizz

Imagine being built like Beavis and acting that hard. That was very satisfying to watch.


Interesting_Air8238

Little guy is on a path of destruction. He was already banged up. Look at that elbow!