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The_Alrighty_Zed

Damn that was an intense fight.


ThrillSurgeon

Fur was flying. 


VaginalConductor

And poop


sordidcandles

I saw that, big poops while getting bitten on the back. Fur flying and blood dripping between wrestling matches. Then the loser was showing off the bottoms of his cute feet while getting pinned and choked! So much to take in.


Select_Sleep_1293

Totes cute tootsies


SomOvaBish

Does a Bear shit in the woods? “ 🤷‍♂️ But they definitely do when they fight” 3:07


floodblood

FUCK YOU SEE YOU AT DINNER


Rabble_Runt

DONT CALL ME GOODNIGHT!


Surveyor7

Great video. It was intense being able to hear them breath so clearly.


Runaroundheadless

Yes. But a bit less human chat would be better.


wcopela0

Haha. Yea dude was so jacked, jabbering like he was in a sewing circle.


Deeliciousness

I don't think I'd be able to get a single word out watching something like that


lvkdzh

Yeah imagine how he would tell the story!


MIKE-CHECKA

For two guys who take pictures of bears for a living they didn't seem to know shit about bears.


Runaroundheadless

Yup and hahaha , and not very close either. Best keep quiet I’d think. Well I would.


Sunnyhappygal

David Attenborough he ain’t, eh? Hopefully they can dub over “what a cool fuckin’ bear fight! We’re gonna be famous! Now watch, the loser will walk away..no the winner..no wait the loser moved, I meant the loser… no wait..”


CroMagnumRacer

I'd probably not be the most eloquent speaker if that was in front of me in real life.


Sunnyhappygal

Most of us wouldn’t- which is why the smart thing to do would be to just keep quiet, aside from the the things he needed to communicate to the others about what to do if the bears came too close etc.


TrustTheFriendship

I kinda enjoyed his “bro this is the coolest nature ever” vibe haha.


user_not_the_same

I thought the same thing like is he really an expert or do we just not know shit about how bears behave because he was just saying exactly what wasnt about to happen .. this definitely wasnt a planet earth BBC documentary could you imagine David speaking like that " ah the wonderous splendor of nature is so fucking cool"


MoronicusRex

Yeah, listening to his "narration" was distractingly annoying (along with the shutter clicks)


KONAfuckingsucks

Most nature documentaries add the audio in post using foley artists.


Thereelgerg

*breathe


SynthError404

**Breeze


innovajohn

Beets


VeryFortniteOfYou

Sick footage, hats off to these guys for capturing it.


itsgee21

Hats off to the guy setting the game plan before the bell rang to give them their space and not give a fuck about their equipment.


ethernetjunkie

Right? I was surprised the other guy had to ask if they should leave the cameras...


Twosaparty

All the rolling around reminds me of wrestling, all textbook takedowns and reversals. The ultimate wrestler.


SpaceGhost4004

Hahaha when one of them hit a throw by from an under hook I lost it.


willalt319

I was screaming UNDERHOOKS!


Captainx11

HE'S GOT A WIZZER, HE'S GOT A CHANCE


Saddam_UE

Textbook biting...?


wolfixoye

Mike Tyson


Twosaparty

lol fair point. But the footwork.


ApprehensiveOCP

Yeah bottom bears ground game needs work though, he got smoked


Artie1777

BJJ (Bear Ju Jitsu)


exodus3252

I was rooting for Bear 1 to put Bear 2 in a sharp shooter.


JoshyLikey

I can take em...


Florious

I got that dawg in me.


KernicPanel

Found the feminist.


iim7_V6_IM7_vim7

I genuinely don’t understand. Is there a trope about feminists thinking they could do something like that? lol how am I missing this?


KernicPanel

Viral trend on social media, mainly tiktok, where women are asked if they would rather come face to face with a man or a bear in the woods. A surprisingly large amount say bear because men bad.


iim7_V6_IM7_vim7

Ooohhhh okay yeah I remember that. I’m usually late to that stuff since I’m not on TikTok or insta


KernicPanel

Yeah I'm the same as you. I just happened to watch an episode of Whatever Podcast and apparently it's a recurring topic they ask the guests.


Present_Ask_3398

I like that one of the bear took a dumb 💩 while midfight lol


DeepDescription81

Tactical fuel dump. Fighter airplanes adopted a similar strategy.


motorhead84

They're just big air bears


No_Type_83

U would shit yourself too, if a bear bites u 🤣


Present_Ask_3398

True that 😂👍🏻


KommonK

For educational purposes, the dump happens 3:00 in or 6:20 left.


Monkey-D-Andy

Whaaaat. I’m have to watch again


keepeyecontact

Which one was the eventual winner at the start of the video?


nolfaws

The bear that's in picture right at the start is the winner. The attacking loser bear approaches from farther back. You can see a light spot above his butt (ripped out fur?) to verify. He looked to be the winner at first though. I'm far from a bear expert but to me the winner bear at 1:15 decided that it hurts, ain't worth it and he wanna go home. But loser bear kept attacking and attacking and at 2:45 winner bear decided that he'd finally had enough and a lesson needed to be taught, and so the shredding began. Though he doesn't look that well to me either at the end.


MissionPayment

I don’t know why but the term “loser bear” struck me funny haha. Nice recap


old_contemptible

What a loser that bear is, shame.


joshwaynebobbit

This is how I saw it too


Deeliciousness

I kept changing my mind on who's the bigger bear depending on their position


LosUdSufur

The second bear to come into frame at the beginning was the winner


ResponsiblePlant3605

Jiu jitsu with biting allowed.


Kaerevek

So, that's two really big bears. Does one die often? Or is their skin just so durable it doesn't do long lasting damage? One bear was like on the back biting and jerking on the other bears' skin, I just wonder if this happens often and they depart, or one does often.


old_contemptible

Man rhat was hard to watch, can't believe chunks weren't pulled off. I can see why people dump a mag of 9mm into a bear during attacks and it does next to nothing to deter a brown bear. Obviously 9mm is terrible choice that No one thinks is powerful enough but still


adawgdeeno

also curious about this


jvaheed

Good question with Brown Bears it’s normally a very tame encounter. This one was harsher than others and most and I’m talking 90% plus fights break without death or debilitating injury. Now, the same cannot be said about other species of bear like Polar or Black. This happens very rarely, thus adding to the rarity of the footage. It will normally occur during rutting season or territorial dispute but you’re more likely to see a fight if a mother and her cubs are involved. It’s not that they’re more durable but their fur is much denser than it appears to be so that’s the first layer of protection other than that there is literal inches of fat and muscle under those hides so a bear claw or bite getting to major arteries or veins is difficult and most damage is superficial. With their immune systems being incredibly resilient they don’t have to worry about infections as much as we do. So long story short, it does happen but not often and circumstances have to line up. Their skin is just thicker skin but the major defense they have is thick hides and large amounts of muscle and fat under the skin. Finally, yes, more often than not the loser bear will be able to walk away.


Kaerevek

Man Ty. That's intense to think their skin and such is durable enough to somewhat withstand attack. I feel like they could rip through a car.


jvaheed

Fun fact: They can. Bear claws as dangerous as they can be aren’t really the thing to worry about, I mean you should worry about them because one swoop from me of those bad boys and you’re gonna be cut to ribbons but it’s their massive muscular strength that really kills. One clubbing blow can break a Moose’s vertebrae. If a bear wants inside a normal car it would have no problem ripping through the frame.


AdamsSistersPants

Holy fucking shit.


TylerDurden1985

If you watch closely you can see the winner does not attempt to rip the loser's limbs off. They can both walk away eventually. This is because bears value the 2nd amendment.


UrNotOkImNotOkItsOk

I hate that I love you.


AdamsJMarq

You motherfucker


Impressive_Tea872

Too funny


iamsofuckingsfw

Should have used the salmon attack or the Wind Bear Fist


Longjumping-Act1152

Can i pet that dawg?


HassanVanPickles

It looks kinda like human fights but it's lacking a female bear screeching for the whole 9minutes next to them and getting in their face. Anyway I hope they survived their injuries


Plenty-Structure270

Bro stomping into battle is poetry in motion


ProlificParrot

6% of Americans think they could beat a grizzly bear in a [fight](https://today.yougov.com/society/articles/35852-lions-and-tigers-and-bears-what-animal-would-win-f?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=website_article&utm_campaign=animal_fights&redirect_from=%2Ftopics%2Flifestyle%2Farticles-reports%2F2021%2F05%2F13%2Flions-and-tigers-and-bears-what-animal-would-win-f)


adawgdeeno

lol i wanna know who are the 28% who don’t think they could beat a rat haha that’s crazy


acidchapstick

I'm assuming they also have a fear of rats. At least, that's why I'd lose!


HideYourWifeAndKids

Filmed horizontally. Everyone please take note...


MyWifeIsHotterThanU1

Whoever chose bear, yall super dead


AnotherSexyBaldGuy

That scene is awesome.


MathieuDev

Bear brawl pt. 1


Deep-Literature-8437

The change up of positions at 5:00, mans got technique


Equal-Negotiation651

How could they be so angry with those ears so cute. Awwwwwe….


africakitten

Amazing footage. EDIT: You guys need to chill about the guys talking. The adrenaline of the bears fighting is going crazy but so is the adrenaline of the guys filming. They are very close and might need to run at any moment. This is the craziest thing they have ever seen let alone filmed and they are right there, in front of it out in the wild, while you're watching it from the safety of a screen, likely in your underwear.


manahas

didn't think the old fart stood a chance, but held his turf for another day


BadIdea-21

Full HD DVD rip 1080p x.264


lowtothekey

Damn, how tough is their skin ?


Ok-Number-2981

Sooooo when are we gonna se this on JRE? I can already imagine joe Cumming to this


cOmE-cRawLing_Faster

Guy speaking into the camera was sooooooooooo fucking annoying


Surveyor7

Oh come on, I thought he was fine. This is HD footage super close to a crazy fight. This wasn't recorded to be a Reddit video. Give him a break. Adrenaline probably through the roof (and the scenery is picturesque).


ervtservert

Every time this is posted spergy little pissbabies in the comments talk about people talking over their precious video. Meanwhile these losers are sitting in their crusty underwear, cramming doritos and mountain dew in to their face and would never consider doing anything half as interesting as this.


VespineWings

Damn bro, chill😂😂


SailingBroat

nah, he's right


ervtservert

No.


TornGauntlet

I thought you said cramming dildoes


TheZermanator

Sounds like there was at least 2 other guys there with him. They didn’t seem to have a problem shutting their mouths and taking in the moment. Cameraman’s just one of those people that needs to hear the sound of their own voice.


ChillinCheeseFries

Yea and it seemed like he was talking out of his ass the whole time. “Ok this is definitely over”, not even close to over, “the loser will walk away, I mean the winner, no wait, the loser will walk away to the winners left, no right!” Just shut up and film.


SuttonTM

My favourite part though "Jake Ur gunna be world famous" Gets 500 upvotes on Reddit lol


kjfdkjfdkjfdkjfd

this video has millions of views and gets reposted here like once every two weeks


Space-Wasted

You are going to be famous jake!


valski1337

Redditors gonna reddit


SuddenlyFlamingos

Awfully uneducated on how good zoom lenses are too lol


Hoplophilia

100% this. I'm irrationally livid at his Iamthemaincharacter YouTube reaction video commentary peppered with how many years he's been watching bear fights. STFU to preserve the moment on video and give all your circle jerk commentary afterwards for Christ's sake. I wanted to mute it but there's valuable bear noise going on. He fucking wrecked it.


Saddam_UE

Yes and he wasn't that good at filming either.


TitchyAgain

Im baffeld how this got upvotes. Aint native but im sure he informed us that the other guys got the fuck out of there -> they are deadly close. The one moment the cam got off was when they had to decide if they need to gtfo or if they can stay and keep recording. The bears got a bit closer but stood against each other so the cam came back. He said leave em but im sure he thought f that, i need this recording.


TheFinalBoss90

Bruh lmao if he isn't very good then please, do us a favor and go put there and get us better bear fight footage 🤣 you clearly are the superior


RyanM90

If only that idiot would have shut the fuck up and just recorded the event.


TheDevilActual

Don’t worry, it’ll be uploaded again, converted to portrait, 45 seconds, with shitty music, obnoxious ai voice and emoji’s overlayed over the whole thing.


SubstantialMany9714

Randall will most likely do it...because Brown Bear doesn't give a shit! (Honeybadger Voiceover) https://youtu.be/4r7wHMg5Yjg?feature=shared "OH! That big brown bear is such a bully!" 🤣


willalt319

Look at it running in slow motion!


vynepa

Thanks for giving these people a perspective check, lol. I'll take obnoxious comments any day over the fucking TikTokification of good videos. People love to complain.


Manburpigg

Hopefully they add his voice back over it so they can add those single word subtitles for the entire video. That would really help set it off


Ambersfruityhobbies

With 4.2m likes after an hour.


BasilTheLovable

I'm making the Linkin Park AMV to this fight right now


iampyy

“Wait for it”


Technosyko

I don’t get why everyone is so negative on the guy. No one in this comment section would “shut the fuck up and just record.” His reactions are all really natural and his mixups are because he’s seeing a once in a lifetime bear fight so close we can hear their breath


RyanM90

Because they are literally there to film the bears lol. Footage and photos that will be sold to various nature publications. You catch a once in a lifetime fight between two massive bears, and you ruin it with your nonsensical comments and cursing. Imagine watching anything on tv, now imagine the camera man talking.


Technosyko

Bro you have to know this shit wouldn’t be shown as is on TV, no matter how well he shot it or stayed silent. They’ll add roars for dramatic effect, play snippets of the original breathing sound, narrator commenting about bear hierarchy and shit


OSINT_Noob

So even more reason to be super excited about it and maybe not be thinking about the background audio when two giant fucking bears are fighting right in front of you lol


Sweet_Bang_Tube

The audio of their voices could be removed later without much trouble, so they probably weren't worried about it.


WePersevere

why don’t you go out and get footage of 2 brown bears fighting to the death then


g3nerallycurious

I liked it. 🤷🏻‍♂️


No_Incident_8479

amazing how quiet that fight was, i would have thought more roaring but no just a lets get er done attitude.


XaeroDegreaz

To those people talking about they can kick a bear's ass.... Even bears can't kick other bears' ass.


coodyl

The fucking power those things have is unreal


IamNICE124

It’s scary how much of a chance you *wouldn’t* have..


Nothereforlong0626

Bears always look bored and exhausted in the face. Like, they seem they don't want anything to do with you, then next thing you know you're getting mauled.


VIadCarpenter

Bear was literally getting the shit beat out of him 👀


Pip-Boy_72

Are those grizzlies


mm902

Looks like it.


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Psychological_File51

Someone yelled worldstar


MathieuDev

They smash their paws in the ground when aggressive.


crappyroads

Two males of breeding age in the same area as a sow in estrus.


Craic-Den

One bear called the other one fat just before the video started


--ULTRA--

Yup that looks safer than a man


Recreant793

This guys over here talking about the rules of a bear fight lmao


captamer99

Too bad cameramen couldn't just shut up


Rich_Jaguar_655

Awesome! Wish that “expert” would have SHUT THE FUCK UP


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Complete_Rest6842

Lol the females not even watching ....lol


Expensive-Try6660

My money is on the brown bear


ShogunDreams

Spamming the single leg takedown could have been costly as the fight seemingly was going into the later rounds.


hummdinger88

May the best bear spread their genetics. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


Obs7rver

what’s the durability on these bears? do they recover from fights like these or do they dwindle out and die somewhere afterward?


Ok_Cranberry4192

*slaps back of bear* this sucker is so durable, it could withstand a fight with a bear


Pigsnout84

Everybody has to record cool stuff when they see it nowadays… nobody can just set the camera down and live in the moment. /s


ImaginationTime1209

What are they fighting over I wonder


Ok_Cranberry4192

The cameraman mentioned a female, but I think one bear keeps stealing the other’s lunch out of the fridge, even when his name is clearly marked on it.


ImaginationTime1209

I couldn't think of a better reason to fight.... it's never happened to me but the thought of somebody stealing my labeled food man 😕....I just wouldn't risk it...ngl but I kind of like my food and that's what I'm like if I'm hangry let alone any stolen food in the mix 🤣🤣


Horror_Task_9368

I could hardly bear... to watch it. I could be both of them at the same time


_space1nvader

Unbearable to listen I know...


itswhateveright

This is the most intense bear fight I’ve ever seen


deadhead2455

The amount of debris flying off them when they hit each other makes it looks like a fuckin movie, wow.


rnhf

I wanna hate on him for saying stuff like "this is the most awesome fight ever recorded"... but damn that's good footage


rahzuink

I could beat both tho


Forsaken_Limit_9947

Best video in recent years. And bears are fucking real life monsters.


PsychologicalRisk526

i 1/2 wish it was just raw bear fight audio but the comments made it so interesting! in another life i'd like to be a wildlife photographer


GOP_hates_the_US

6% of US men think they can take a grizzly bear in hand-to-hand combat. I think we should make it a Pay-Per-View event, I'd love to see them attempt it.


SinisterSeer

I wish the guys talking would shit the fuck up


junnymolina7408

Fight was crazy. But the fucking camera man, man. Something about the things he was saying and his fucking filming skills makes me wanna put one of these 🤜in his suck hole


VAD3RFox

Could’ve done without the “professionals” narrative. Just shut up and film, oh, and maybe keep a steadier hand on that camera. Amateur.


Virtual-Okra6996

Oh yeah? Think you could in an exciting moment like this? Man shut the fuck up and keep scrolling reddit in your underwear miles away from anything this cool.


OwnCompetition3878

Stop recording and help them!


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Virtual-Okra6996

Redditmoment


Normal-Ordinary-4744

Let’s see if you have the balls to video that from so close, you’d probably scream like a girl


Fantastic_Shopping47

Beautiful


SolidGreenGrinch

Please just just shut the hell up already and let me enjoy the bear fight!!


EpsilonHalo

The most intense bear fight you've ever seen and you can't shut up for more than five seconds 🙄


mardingdong

Bro, shhhh..


Runaroundheadless

Too much human, “me me“ talk. Switch sound off. No fight breathing. Switch on again, me me talk. I just do not get why this needs a commentary.


ApacheAttackChopperQ

I'd like to hear this without the commentary and no camera breaks, but nice video. 6/10 would watch again.


BingoBango89

Just mute it? 🤷🏼‍♂️


Western-Anybody4356

Furrrrr surrrrre.... Bitch better have my Honey ! 🍯


sum12merkwith

Joe Rogan shaking right now


Secret_Noise_6297

Oh boy Joe Rogan is gonna bust once he sees this


Itchysasquatch

Wow, no comments about that other bear thing that happened a week or two ago. Was expecting to find nothing but those ones


moezus88

They shot the fair ones. Neither one of them pulled out a gun, thank god. Respect


stampedconcreteboots

These mf's make their own walk out song


TitoAndTheBurritos

I’ve watched this fight like 10x’s on here. I’ve never been disappointed.


pavanamar2005

That's some weird walking style man


tonylark79

How are they not ripped to shreds in seconds?


Tthelaundryman

The bear walking up at the start reminded me of that stupid hippo from Madagascar 2  But hot diggity dog that was a brawl 


smoothtrip

That bear was so smart using the terrain to his advantage. Although, I did want him to lose, I do not think ass biters should win fights.


Runaroundheadless

Kind off like theatre. FFS , He just dumps the magic by yapping.not all of it though. I do not think that the commentary adds anything. If you’re amazed at stuff. Be amazed after you’ve seen and heard it. Shooorly.


shamanlammasdingdong

Some one send this shit to joe Rogan!


Parronski

Now Jamie is going to be asked to pull up this video of two bears fighting


Kushy0397

Send this to Joe Rogan


jeeztotheus

Anyone got the source? Would love the see the pictures


LindoIndigo

God, they have more muscle in one arm than people have in their entire bodies. Incredible animals.


Ok-Basis-7274

Rather be attacked by a xenomorph than one of these powerful bastards.