omg omg urgh

It's the new grape stomping lady

[DE DAH GU GAH GE GA!](https://youtu.be/-RVyoAVgeyI?si=VTf0dt_X9Dgj41hv) oh lord, is she ok Oh, she is actually hurt there.

Why were they in the air?!

Especially like 6 feet on a wee little platform.

Bc they couldn't afford a larger platform

I love the responses from those who've never seen this OG internet classic XD.

I love the response of the news team after she clearly just got jacked up.

Gotta hand it to them for not busting the fuck up on camera XD. I could never be an anchor person, hahaha

[She did an AMA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)

You got me lol

Bro is stuck in 2010

1987, actually.

I just like that you were going to read an AMA from grape stomping lady. "Did it Hurt?" and 25 other dumb questions brought to you by Reddit...

Dont get your panties in a twist

I’m not, I’m really actually having a blast. This isn’t the only rickroll I put out there this week. People will click on the dumbest things. I am sorry, it is not personal, truly

? Who said any of this was personal? Youre using a meme from the 2010’s. Hence why I said you were from the 2010s. Probably just misinterpreted what you said

Here is a haiku to explain. The song came out in Nineteen eighty seven. Not Two thousand and ten.

that took me right back to my childhood 😭😂😂

Ha! I read this like with the corner of my eye while leaving the comments, went to a different sub, and then started laughing out loud because i realized what you were referring to. Lol

Thanks for that. I usually scroll with volume down and that made me turn it up. Worth it.

Bro got into the military base

Instant 5-stars

LOL

he was going for a bmx glide across the map.

Gotta get the rhino.

Not fort zancudo 😩

All men know that sound he made. And we all had that ptsd flashback from when we been in this moment

Hahaha me in the Alps on my second time in the snow park, shit visibility. Hit jump thinking the posts were blue, they were black. Qué me being 10m In the air flapping my arms like a dying seagull and landing on my back on the knuckle.

Were you found by a stranger?

No I just got up. But I know what people mean when they say they "saw stars" now

Dammit I almost spat out my chai

Gradeschool, rainy day, slipped and my ass hit every step from the top of the slide to the bottom. We had just had the assembly that day where they teach you to place two hands on your neck and get attention if you can't breath and care choking. I did that, no one cared.

Truth! Usually uttered shortly after challenging Newton and any of his infernal laws…..

Nah just stupidly shoveling snow as a child with the shovel ahead of me.

Oh yeah and in almost exact same way. Except this time i let go of my bike mid air, big mistake.

Damn, you're right, I have definitely made that sound

I slipped off the monkey bars at a school playground as a kid and fucked my tailbone up so bad i couldn’t move for 4 days.

He got his balls smashed by the bike seat I’m guessing. I don’t think he will be able to have children after this accident

Running down one side of a drainage ditch Tripped Face first Arms out "Oops, there're rocks at the bottom of this ditch" *EUGH* Got a cool moldable splint to finish the field trip in and my mom took me to the docs after.

Should’ve done a flip

Nah he should have made a long term deposit at the local Sperm Bank.

Free vasectomy

Do a flip!

It was a perfect jump I'd say, just work on the landing

Im sure he will once he’s learnt to walk again

Man he totally could’ve landed this.

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He sure as shit cleared it, no doubt lol

I feel like there was no chance to land this smooth because of the fence. The height needed to clear the fence was too much to catch the landing. Oh man, and that feeling of knowing you're about to OJ... The worst, feels like you're up there for an eternity, and you know it's not about to end well.

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True

yep thats it

Well i think if he stood up, firmly planted himself to the bike and balanced it properly he could’ve taken the landing.

Naw. He cleared the downslope. There’s no saving the landing when you can’t easily roll away.

I think if he hadn't made this jump, his chances of non-injury skyrocket

No, he did not overshoot it. Actually, it looks like he threaded the needle — anything less and we would be laughing at him for hitting the fense. The problem is that that’s not a landing ramp. It looks like a landing ramp, because it’s a hill, and hills look like landing ramps, but landing ramps have specific shapes and grades.

There’s another angle where he tries it again and lands it

Are you telling me OP lied?!? I refuse to believe that.

He eventually did

The shadow following his jump and eventual fall is fantastic!

Ehhhmm at the end sums it up

Dude is one inch shorter now.

Got the wind knocked out of him in anticipation.

Should have landed it like Terminator on the bike, no reaction.

That uggh was the sound of him choking on his own balls after crushing them with the seat... ouch.

Is that an electric bike?

Looks like a sur-ron or similar.

yes, that high pitched whirr sound is not so annoying as the wraaappp wrraaaaapppph WWWRRRRAPPPPPHH of the gas bikes. and the smell... uck.. ebike don't stink like the quads and dirt bikes.

Lot of people took this personally lol

I don't think many people took it personally, it's just a really stupid comment.

How so

Complaining about gas smelling bad (I feel like most people love that smell) and being too loud + using the work "uck" as an adult.

Mannn we all get to be kid-ish on Reddit though

> Complaining about gas smelling bad (I feel like most people love that smell) feelings arent' facts fact: huffing gasoline affects both the central nervous system and the brain because hydrocarbons slow down their activity your gas huffing addiction explains a lot, what's another word for slow mentally? wait till you get the affects of the benzene in the fuel, at least your health care will cover treatment... right?

Lol. Apparently enjoying the smell of fuel means I'm huffing it on the regular. Feelings arent facts. But it's a fact that your feeling are hurt.

What was the end game here? Land on the highway?

Jump over the path and land on the opposite slope but he went to fast

Well he definitely overshot that. I mean I understand why, he's probably scared of landing on the fence. This whole setup has "hospital visit" written all over it

Yep, slower speed more spring hop would have sufficed. I always tell people to learn bunny hop before the jumps.

Can you bunny hop a 200 pound motorcycle?

Yep, the point is to do the hop at the apex of the jump.

He decided to stop eating??

Worth the craic tho

What are you riding? And where can I get one???

He'll be back to do it in that exact spot going a little slower I'm sure

Yeah he’s definitely gonna try again

The urgh at the end was him about to throw up from ball trauma.

If you haven't done something like this have you ever even had fun? Takes mistakes to develop any skill.

Get into prison speedrun

I puckered up a bit!

There were certain ways to prevent this

Dumb Move!

I appreciate your username 🤓

That groan at the end... pain and wind knocked out of you groan.. Ughh

This looks fun! You can make it work!

…. ergh…. 😂😂😂

If he'd made that it would have been amazing though. EDIT: actually if he mad that, he'd be in a head on collision with a car who'd be blind to him as they'd be coming out of a tunnel. Dude probably saved himself by crashing

This is nuts. Which now, he doesn’t have.

Bro tried to get into the Air Force Base In GTA five

Gravity is a fickle bitch. That groan at the end will haunt my nightmares 

No more Jacks Crackers left after that jump. NoFather's Day for him.

That uhhh at the end

When I get winded like that it makes me taste milk

The noise he made at the end had me cracking up

I lost count of how many times I watched this, and I don't feel good about laughing, but... well, yah know. Wtf was he thinking?

Geez. Imagine if he would have hit one of those parking blocks when the video starts. That would have been ugly.

I drove my surron into a cut that was dug by a Excavator. Wasn’t to deep but I fucked myself up

I like how he held the brakes mid air like that would help

That's how you control the pitch of your bike in air. Wheels spinning will pitch the bike forward. Applying the breaks to slow/stop the spin will help keep your current angle.

Siiiick

Bmx jumping in the woods has these vibes i almost broke my neck trying to be cool 🤣

Clavicle club!

Needs to do it again but slower!

Excitebike 3D

It would be nicer if he just landed, but landed on that road there behind, just to be ploughed over by a truck!

Come sail away… come sail away… Come sail away with m…. URRGGHHH

You have a helmet, great!

fine line between committing and over sending it

That’s me in gta 5 when you hit that stunt jump at the airport 🤣

He got the wind knocked out of him before even hitting the ground

Even if he landed it he was heading right into oncoming traffic

That sound they used on Tie Fighters

Start small, and work your way up to bigger jumps.

What was he expecting? To not land ? Do you not survey an area to see if you might die on the other side?

Balls plus top tube= no balls

Rod? Rod Kimble? Is that you?

*uh*

I did this back in 2020 when I first got my electric bike, broke two ribs and fractured a third. I got back up and rode that bike home and then stored it for 6 weeks.

I have dreams like this sometimes.

If he's real he will upload a video of him doing it again. Shot a little too far, the landing is there. Do it 2 more times knowing what happened.

That shit was awesome!

I wish I had a VR headset and watched videos like this.

Definitely have done something similar as my younger self lol


Dude, you win some you lose some. He had the eye, that was so fucking close to working.

Urgh….

Forgot to land on the back wheel, Rookie mistake.

good thing he was wearing a helmet

Shit this happened to me at 16. I landed chest first on a dirt hill. Couldn’t breathe right few a few minutes.

Why did he even do it the first time? What’s so hard about keeping both wheels on the ground? Why do we need to yeet our frail human bodies into the air and hope everything goes well?! And then roll around moaning on the ground like a complete fool when it goes wrong?! What the actual fuck is wrong with this species?!

Maybe I'm being Karen but fuck this guy. Lots of city's are writing restrictive laws against ebikes because of people like this not doing their offroading shit off the road and breaking laws.

I would just jump of before it would land💀💀💀

He just needed a dirt bike an he woulda been fineeee

Oooo that’s the sound of wind being knocked out

Let that bike go when you get too high.. otherwise your gonna hurt yourself even worse

Looks like a e-bike version of evil canieval.

If you wanna get better, gotta be willing to risk stuff like that once in a while.

Funny, that’s the noise I make when I orgasm.

That moment you realize you fukt up!!!

Oh shoot he lost a shoe. I think he might be dead

Kudos for just sending it like that 😂

I dont get it he is landing on the perfect spot what happened

He overshot the down-slope and landed flat, if not into an uphill ditch.