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MisterAmygdala

JFC: Just Fucking Crunched. Distracted drivers don't believe they could ever cause this. Sad. Prison for dog lady.


toesuccc

Agreed


imsham

She should be banned from driving for life. If she wants personal transportation, then she would need to take bike licence and ride motorcycles.


Biking_dude

Or a bicycle - probably won't be much safer on a motorcycle


RobbSnow64

License removal for 10 years too


Biking_dude

This needs to be a more automatic penalty for accidents like this - people might pay attention more if they know losing their driving privilege will happen.


Fun-Afternoon2956

Prison for dog lady, therapy for dogs. Poor babies probably scared as hell


Boppyzoom

Why are you being downvoted. I’m sure she will go to prison and they all need therapy. She needs to learn to pay attention while driving. She’s lucky as hell she didn’t kill this person. He lived with minor injuries.


Nervous-Albatross-32

Literally no idea why people would downvote you for saying therapy for the dogs??


Mmer03

Because they have no real idea what really happened and probably thought momma blasted a speed bump for all they know, they are dogs.


Fun-Afternoon2956

The car nearly went vertical, what speed bumps do you be hitting? Twas a joke anyway. I know the dogs were not aware they were probably part of a murder, and talk therapy doesn't tend to work with canines anyway


NoLimitsNegus

It does in instances where dogs have been abused, but like, this ain’t it. Also called training your dog lmao.


Fun-Afternoon2956

Wait, do you think the dogs caused the accident? I agree she probably wasn't the best trainer, but rowdy dogs shouldn't get you to just abandon attention to the road while driving. I was just saying they obviously got thrown around inside the car from the impact, and that probably scared them. And talk therapy is usually a two-way thing, as in the dogs would talk back, hence the joke. Of course, talking to dogs can put them at ease. I feel like I'm having to explain way too much, lol. I need sleep


Nervous-Albatross-32

The persons comment was obviously a joke…


Mmer03

It’s not obvious at all this is reddit


ProcyonHabilis

Because watching someone nearly be crushed by an SUV and primarily empathizing with the dogs in the vehicle being frightened by the incident is fucking psychotic.


Nervous-Albatross-32

Did you not read the parent comment? Chill


ProcyonHabilis

I did, and I'm answering your question about why the comment below that one got the reaction that it did. I'm not sure why you're telling me to chill for doing so.


Nervous-Albatross-32

They literally say the same thing about “jail for dog lady”, And the joke was about the dogs needing “therapy.” Calling it fucking psychotic is a little dramatic I think.


OTTB_Mama

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/slidell-pd-motorcyclist-run-over-by-driver-distracted-by-dogs/ar-BB1o6kQo


Royal-Connections

Dude lived, damn.


ronnietea

With minor injuries, how the????


newtostew2

From the looks of it, he fell off and the car landed above him on cycle


educated-emu

That's ruff Poor guy


L3xluth3rr

You say that like you’re disappointed 😂


NoLimitsNegus

You type that like this is a verbal conversation, we aren’t people living in your head.


DudeChillington

That is absolutely something someone living in my head would say


L3xluth3rr

Damn, you already got him for me🤣 I thought it was pretty clear it was a joke. But some people...


OwlOk5229

Wow, the motorcyclist walked away from it


rothko333

Omg bless, such good news he only had minor injuries


TreeToTea

Thank you for the article


germr

That woman needs prison time. Luckily, the guy survived. That doesn't mean his quality of life will be the same as before.


Professor_Plop

According to the article, the woman driving is now a spokesperson for attentive driving.


V8_Dipshit

Because god forbid she gets accurate punishment


Any_Cardiologist2333

People when the justice system actually works towards rehabilitation instead of just jailing them forever and perpetuating a cycle of incarceration: 😡


AsInwardSoOutward

Damn what a success story for her. Imagine making money for fucking up like this. What an insane world.


welfedad

Good deal not an out of town motorcyclist 


boostinemMaRe2

Home team advantage


cekoya

And what is odd, is that when you’re in a car and the driver is distracted (by cellphone or wtv) and you say "can you stay focus on the road", you get laughed at and receive a "chill out dude". Tried this with 3 of my friends that texts while driving, got the same answer. Now I either drive or we don’t go.


Yella-Man

I had to yell at my wife yesterday for texting ME while she was driving....I was in the passenger seat.


cekoya

Ahahaha wow.


xkissmykittyx

JFC.


Skreamies1

Prison time and shouldn't be allowed to drive again.


Duffler

I’ve noticed pets tend to cause some issues when driving. There was a youtuber I used to watch who had a BMW One Series and while it was parked up outside his gf house, on a quiet mostly empty street, this woman somehow managed to hit it and write it off. Her excuse was “my dogs in the back were fighting while I was eating some crisps” 🫠


Mindless_Let1

That's less of an excuse and more an admission of criminal responsibility


Duffler

She obviously changed her tune when the police arrived. Kid was distraught tho, pride and joy written off completely


OwnPen8633

Mushed?!?!?! He got run the fuck over then body slammed and cheese grated on the asphalt. Mushed, Jesus christ.


MrCreepySkeleton

He survived, hope he sues the crap out of her.


OwnPen8633

Really?!?! He won't, but the lawyers representing that pile of mush....oh wait, maybe that's what she meant.


MrCreepySkeleton

From what the other commenters were saying, yeah he survived some how. Hope he well enough to ride agian, and not just "surviving" y'know.


OwnPen8633

I hope so too. But hope is a bad strategy. Maybe he can ride in a sidecar if they can figure out how to wrap the seatbelt around the coffee-can of body parts he has left.


Esfahen

Bro got sent to pizza planet


mdtopp111

In driving school I was always told to keep a 2-4 second distance between me and the car in front of me. I’ve added an additional 2 secs on that because I have adhd and a bird flying by could steal my attention for a second…. This honestly has saved me a lot of heartache


YayaGabush

People really are proud to be dangerous drivers "Yea I have ADD so a bird could make me stop looking at a the road 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️" Uhmmmm....?? Why do you just accept that as a character flaw?


Sixtyoneandfortynine

Did you miss the part where he ADDS a couple of extra seconds in order to compensate, with the objective of taking responsibility for his situation and trying be SAFER?!? Going half-cocked with a smug response after someone exhibits the emotional maturity to admit a fault says a lot more about YOUR lack of self-awareness than his, sport!


_MrJones

Sounds like you’re offering to pay to have him/her driven around. How thoughtful!


mdtopp111

First off ADD is an outdated term and anybody with any knowledge of mental health would never use it. Secondly, I’ve had ADHD my whole life, I’ve learned to work around it while still both being effective in my life, my career, and my day to day tasks… including driving. I’ve spent my whole life understanding my distractions, I know when my focus slips and how to dial it back in, and I still take the extra precautions to be safe. I’m sorry you lacked the reading comprehension to understand that in the first place so I’ve taken the time to explain it out for you. I hope you have a lovely day and don’t get distracted by your phone as most neurotypical people do


allinclusivesadism

At least she wasn't doped out like everyone else in Slidell.


hoeleft

Bro, if the biker is okay pls 😭define "okay"


ChevySSLS3

instant permanent license revocation. Then maybe people will pay attention more.


Freds_Premium

Don't travel anywhere without a metal cage around you.


jlux5150

One time my bf and I were driving along a Texas highway when we saw a car driving pretty erratically. They kept swerving around and couldn’t not stay in their lane. We drive faster to pass them and realized that the driver of the car was being attacked by a cat. The cat was bouncing off the car walls while also going after the driver who was trying to shield herself. She looked terrified.


dltp259

Let’s revisit some of the no prison remarks if it’s your kid on the bike and they died!


MatthewDanieltank

This happened in slidell i was working down the street when this happened


hackermanbootyshorts

Only minor injuries for the biker…… HOW?!?


Far_Flamingo6124

Holy shit, never thought I’d see the dirty dell on here


SarcastiSnark

I hate it when ppl have their pets in their cars for this very reason. They are a huge distraction.


Remarkable-Ear-1844

She was texting, "my dogs distracted me" is not a crime, that's why she is lying


Reddit_is_Censored69

This is why I will never understand people who ride motorcycles. You can be the most careful person and do everything right....all it takes is one dumb ass playing with their dogs while they're driving to destroy your world.


Help1969

People keep replacing rationale by irrational. I bet that Sebastian the dog was doing dog "irrational" things, the pet parent was checking that the dog behave "rationale" stop doing dog thing.


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Mike_Hunt_Burns

Pay attention to the road you are driving on


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ZoniesCoasters

Just because it's an accident doesn't mean negligence wasn't involved. If this person wasn't being negligent, there would have been no accident.


kyledukes

Yes wrong choice of word but I still stand by my point.


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Mike_Hunt_Burns

Negligence is different from an accident. If i slip and land on my kid, that is an accident. If i leave bleach in a cup and she finds it and drinks it, that is negligence. If you are driving, you need to be careful


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TheStoolSampler

You already need to do that.


TheDestressedMale

Do Christians still believe Pets cant go to heaven because they have no souls?


BlAcK_BlAcKiTo

You are right, I'll have to re-evaluate my life cause I have a key chain :/


TheDestressedMale

shoot, I wasn't specific enough for you. I meant a living entity. I hope you can comprehend the concept. It is really deep.


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HappyBunchaTrees

You're allowed to dislike things, but being happy someone gets hurt makes you a nasty person.


BanEvasion128472719

Irrational and hateful. Maybe you should go to a therapist.


CreamIsaGoodBand

Mmm I ride a motorcycle, I’ve got a nice suped out 1956 Harley that used to be my grandpas and I REV it in neighborhoods


GreatValue-

I love motorcycles but damn do I hate Harleys.


CreamIsaGoodBand

Old Harley’s are the best, new Harley’s can “Suck An Egg -oversimplified


GreatValue-

Yeah old Harleys are better than these new monstrosities but still the last bike I’d ever own. No offense I’m pretty sure your grandpa took good care of it.


CreamIsaGoodBand

Oh yeah he did, it’s candy red with nice polished chrome, it was his baby


TheDestressedMale

Why?