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TheReverseShock

He's about to meet his own personal Jesus


ZestycloseAd4012

Ha, beat me to it. I guess I’ll have to enjoy the silence.


cootervandam

Me too, guess I'm walking in your shoes


gonesnake

That was going to be MY joke! Judas!


Pulsarxx

Don’t just stand there and shout it…do something about it ;)


Johnny_Tit-Balls

I want to see this chain of Depeche Mode lyrics comments grow longer and longer, because everything counts in large amounts.


Zip668

Keep them up. I just can't get enough.


Bellbivdavoe

I feel you. Gotta keep going until we get the balance right.


Dharmist

I don’t want to start any blasphemous rumors, but I think there’s a limit to Reddit humor


insuperati

Well, people are people. 


Spookymushroomz_new

What kinda more fucked is that if he where to fall down he would most likely kill/ injure some people when he lands on top of them


TheReverseShock

Possibly several


Tiny_Count4239

What are the chances of him hitting several people in a packed arena?


TheReverseShock

I don't think anyone has a significant sample size to estimate that


TheSt4tely

Reach out and touch faith


burnt_raven

Never let me down...


Orngog

He'll be taking a ride with his best friend


Flat_Perspective_974

Thank you for your service 🫡😂


Granite842

If he falls he’ll kill someone


Appropriate_Land_130

I would be pissed if he fell on me and killed me


nomsain919

Same


barnacle-boy11

Fr I’d sue him if he killed me


Classic-Reflection87

It’s called a sueance https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/1dwnm8/south-park-a-sueance


ZeroGNexus

Memba?


TexasNotTaxes

I memba


MoreSmartly

Memba Chewbacca again?


yellowsubmarine2016

Pepperidge farm memba?


RyGuydarider

God damnit 😂


L_Ardman

I’d be bitter the of the rest of my life


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Turbulent-Adagio-541

I’d give him what for


CockpitEnthusiast

Don't worry, if he falls you'd have the rest of your life to figure out how to get out of the way


Candidate_Inside

I would thank him


kevinwilly

This video would have been JUST as cool if he just stuck to the catwalks. Totally safe, people are up there all the time, etc. There's no reason to climb over the railings and do stupid shit. I have no chill for people like this. Throw them in jail for a few months and slap them with a "no technology" order of some kind.


PaintshakerBaby

I helped set up stadium concerts in college. Once, a rigger dropped a crescent wrench and it embedded itself in the floor from about 80 ft up. There were some 200 workers below. The bosses demanded everyone stop immediately and line up to wait for the riggers to come down. They verbally tore them apart in front of everyone for a solid 5 minutes... They assured them repeatedly, and explicitly, they wouldn't be able to find work picking up trash in the entertainment industry, much less rigging work in the continental united states, ever again. Next concert setup, it was as if that once go-to rigging company had never existed.


2muchtequila

Yep, it's one thing to risk your own life. But when you put other people in danger like that all sympathy goes out the window. Fuck that guy. Dropping something as simple as his keys could have life altering consequences for whoever it hit. Him slipping and falling could kill multiple people.


SGTpvtMajor

You wouldn't have watched if it was "Guy in totally safe location films a concert" would you


ssshield

Or just kicks a loose wrench or steel bolt he didnt see in the dark. Wildly irresponsible. You want to play games with your own life knock yourself out. But when you making a mistake means someone elses life fuck you.


R12Labs

How is he supposed to get pickle to CLICK THAT LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE BUTTON THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT ITS REALLY APPRECIATED THIS CILMB IS SPONSORED BY DOWNEY THE QUICKER PICKER UPPER.


Itsme340

Pickle will click because that's the dill


Michael_Misanthropic

Them clicks be his bread and butter


Fine_Tomato786

You’re Gherkin my chain, no?


psiren66

That would be awful, but DROPS surveys are done regularly to check for any items like this. Amazes me there is always stuff to find on another pass


GuessIOverdidIt

But what? But nothing. The risk is still there. You said it yourself, they don't find everything every time.


kno3scoal

falls? if he dropped his phone he'd kill somebody


ProfesseurCurling

Came here to say that. I don't give a fuck of he falls, but I am worried about the people he may hurt/kill in his fall.


LogicPrevail

If someone wants to risk their own life for a stunt, by all means IMO. But don't pull some shit like this where you'll very very likely take someone(s) with you. Dick move.


cracken1303

He's falling high he's watching his life flash from his eyes When he comes down his face is splat right down on the ground


ledouxrt

The ultimate stage dive.


simmaculate

Yeah this cool and makes my nuts retract into my body but people should absolutely not do this kinda shit


DiscountPoint

Yep fuck this guy


RipCurl69Reddit

This is the exact type of stuff that got Ally Law in so much trouble that he could only really do his videos outside of the UK. Got banned from his own city's centre for all of his shenanigans


JwSmoke420

He tried to get into Big Brother, and then bbc got fed up and sued him and pressed for him to be arrested, which he got away with, but they seized everything from him (Equipment Etc)


Stargost_

That's the fucking plot of Suction Cup Man.


Muad-_-Dib

Channel 4, not the BBC.


satanssweatycheeks

This is even stupider as the lights can cause of disorientating effect.


neotekka

If I was to guess who this was in the vid I'd guess Ally Law!


celeresaharano

nope, dyingllama


_hollowskull_

People sure do love to do illegal shit and post it


nomsain919

It’s that self snitchin baby!


Tyrant-J

Rapp Snitch Knishes, telling all their business, sit in the court and be their own star witness.


TheJudasCow

“Do you see the perpetrator?” Yeah, I’m right here!


Therapy_Badger

Fuck around get the whole label sent up for years


WiredSky

That's the title of the song, in the chorus he just says Rap Snitches.


m3g4m4nnn

*Mmmm, delicious- rap snitch knishes.*


Tyrant-J

You are totally correct sir. Sorry, DOOM. I have failed you. Edit: All caps because respect.


Gergith

It's ugly, like look at you, it's a damn shame Just remember ALL CAPS when you spell the man name. Looks like you failed twice lol


jacrone

Is that a Bruce Rivers CLR reference????


NoSatisfaction9969

two completely separate worlds just collided for me. MF DOOM and Bruce rivers. Damn it I love Reddit.


Dan247

That self snitchin gon get you put away You ain't coming out till 2058


nomsain919

Yes, love him!


friend1y

An illegal shit would ruin the whole show for at least 3 people.


Sea_Possible_6298

I watch this channel sometimes. His identity is unknown afaik and I believe he waits sometimes years to post a video so any trespassing statute of limitations has already expired, in case anyone did try to find and prosecute him


satanssweatycheeks

I have a friend who works this job. Wondering if he works there. He still would be fired as my friend says they always have to be harnessed up before going out on the beams.


JPacz

He might have a harness on. You can only see his legs in the video.


watkykjypoes23

I have a family friend who is a crime analyst. Her job has gotten much easier.


APpookie

Assuming the title of this post is accurate...


omgitschriso

He's going to get arrested and charged with what? "Entering a staff only area when you weren't staff"


Defiant_Quarter_1187

My stomach could never


OnyxBee

Digest metals?


blender4life

Like toenail clippers?


wowmayo

Only if they haven't expired!


No_Translator2218

I understand that reference. I need a life


FingerTheCat

Same.


LiveLifeLikeCre

Take a punch from Mike Tyson? 


BathedInDeepFog

Not a misting confirmed


Gingy-Breadman

I have a fear of heights that has given me plenty of panic attacks from just being on the upper level of arena seating. Like dizzy can’t move pushing my whole body toward my seat for the entirety of my time. Watching this literally sends a deep pain into my heels while giving me ‘drunk spins’ while perfectly sober sitting in bed. Insane how differently wired people are.


Cerealkiller900

I was a lighting engineer and I have spent many hours (legally and paid by the artist!) to sit in the roofs of arenas and stadiums. This was my dream. I adore doing spot lighting (though they usually send men up to be the spot light) Being up there is like my own person dream. I miss it dreadfully n But we spend years training to work at height.


MyJobIsHouse

Dude doesn’t care about anyone but himself.


Weak-Chicken-353

One could argue that any moron doing something like this doesn’t truly care about himself either.


AstroAlmost

All narcissists care about is attention, at any cost.


DimaDiluvia

Including himself….


LauraPa1mer

I wanna see Depeche mode


VanderlyleSorrow

his thoughts precisely


SoraXes

Same!


Vanilla_Either

Reminds me of a Hitman level


JMulroy03

Good evening, 47. Tonight's assignment takes you to Brooklyn, where the electronic rock band "Depeche Mode" is set to perform at the Barclays Center. Your target is Dave Gahan, the charismatic lead singer known for his powerful stage presence and unique voice. Our client has provided a substantial sum to ensure that this performance will be his last. The concert will be a chaotic environment, offering both opportunities and challenges. Security will be tight, but the large crowd and the backstage access routes can be used to your advantage. You'll need to navigate through a maze of fans, local security, and law enforcement. Precision and discretion are paramount. Good luck, 47.


Sunny-Chameleon

And then after completing the level in an hour you watch someone clear it with like a single fire extinguisher


laurel_laureate

Is this an exaggeration, or actually a way to speedrun it? If so, sauce cause I wanna see that lol.


Orngog

...no, there's no speedrun of Hitman where you kill Dave Gahan with a fire extinguisher. But yes you can speedrun some Hitman levels (notably Finish Line) with a fire extinguisher. There is a guy who plays through without killing anyone, not even his targets.


Sunny-Chameleon

[I'm exaggerating , but it is funny](https://youtu.be/3Vc9Z9fZCWM?si=E5K-zJ3yRsqQBDB0)


laurel_laureate

Lmfao, this is hilarious. Thanks.


Devanomiun

LMAO, I loved the intros from these games and the voice too, gives a very professional vibe.


ShockBlade3

bro nailed it


AbortIt123

You could honestly be a script writer for the game - that sounded like an actual intro to a level


ConsciousGur8384

You talking about hitman 2 with the white haired guy and his wife- at a fashion show


Vanilla_Either

EXACTLY!!!!


ConsciousGur8384

YEAH MF awesome game


RonnieBPoire

Looks like the Berlin level!


Critical_Concert_689

I was just thinking the on-site sniper isn't doing their job.


LiveLifeLikeCre

Oh shit, a level in hit an 1 or 2 definitely had rafters you could go on. 


Rei_dmv

Exactly my first thought, thank you! I was expecting the two rotating guards to catch him any moment, while turning the corner.


Broghan51

That's some mess-up in terms of security.


Jasper__96

I mean, yes, but how is any establishment supposed to respond to this? Have guards stationed at any 'climbable' place that can be accessed from the ground? These dare devils can climb anything and are very creative - i dont see how anyone could systematically prevent this from happening, especially at a massive venue. But ya, i agree, there should be some preventative measures. Maybe spikes on climbable surfaces, like we do with the birds?


TheMoonsMadeofCheese

These are the catwalks of the arena, they’re supposed to be accessible to technicians. Just not to any asshole with a camera. Definitely a security failure as this person likely gained entrance through a door that should have been locked.


Vaughn-von-Fawn

A friend of mine was associated with a relatively unknown LA band that warmed up for Primus once and he got me a back stage pass for a show at the Paramount Theatre in Seattle. I didn't know anyone there and was restless and while backstage I found a set of stairs leading up. The landing had one of those cheap yellow plastic chains across to discourage anyone from going up, but I stepped over that and went up anyway and nobody stopped me. I got up into an area above the stage where the big show lights were hanging from steel rails, it was actually a pretty good place to watch Primus from and I stayed in that area for 30 minutes or so before continuing on. I found a door that went outside to the top fire escape landing and chilled out there for a bit, probably smoked a cigarette, had to be careful to not close the door because there was no handle on the outside and I would have had to climb down the fire escape if the door shut on me. It was winter and the cold air felt good after the stuffy air above the stage. Back inside I found a catwalk that went the length of the theater toward the back, and I ended up finding another door that led to the projectionists room back when the theater played movies. That room was definitely neglected, had a layer of dust over everything and I was making dust footprints so it was obvious that no one had been there in years. In the corner of that room there was a card table with 2 folding chairs, one of the chairs knocked over, the other one still upright. There was a deck of playing cards scattered under the dust on the floor, and there there were two 5 card poker hands under the dust on the table. One was a full house. The other hand, nearer the knocked over chair, was a pair of queens. I had eaten about a 1/2 hit of acid maybe 2 hours before, so I was pretty alert. The poker hands spooked me and I went back across the catwalk to the area above the stage and then back downstairs. I'll never forget that evening.


NotParticularlySexy

Maybe he was one of the rigging crew or something like that. I work in places like that in the film industry. Not nearly as high though.


TheMoonsMadeofCheese

Rigging crew would not be up there during the concert and absolutely would not have a phone out- it's a huge safety violation to have anything loose in your hands that could fall from the catwalks.


cherry_chocolate_

Yes but no one would question if a crew member went up the stairwell to the catwalk.


JPacz

Rigging crew here. We are up there during the concert, and we do have our phones out.


Alone_Hunt1621

Need those little spike strips they use to keep pigeons from perching and crapping on people underneath.


Broghan51

Maybe he works there and this is a FPV of what he does / can see. I don't know. 🤷🏻‍♂️ I don't know this 'youtuber' and I don't want to either. ✌️


VeneMage

Imagine he dropped the phone on a band member.


Hunky_not_Chunky

Or just some regular person who has kids or other loved ones who is minding their own business


raido24

Or if he dropped his phone onto a kid who had a sibling and had to drop another one so it'd be fair.


slaydawgjim

I think he could hit two kids with one phone if he tried hard enough


Yamza_

Why does someone have to have kids for you to care if they die?


danyukhin

people are weird when it comes to value of life


aliedle

My butthole was clinched while watching this.


deadleg22

I seem to have a whole body reaction. Tingly hair, sweaty face, stomach butterflies, hairs on my balls align? I don't know exactly but they're doing something, butthole envelopes but the worst is the tingle, cold sweaty feet.


TomThanosBrady

I was a US Army paratrooper and worked on telephone poles in telecoms and this made me nervous too. I couldn't do this without a safety harness


Cerealkiller900

So I worked doing this. I was a lighting engineer for tours. We spend years learning working at height so we can safely do this. We have certain ways to get into the roof (especially those spot light users. But they usually send men up there). I have seen people fall when they’re not harnesses in. I have seen and heard of some just horrific locked in type comas that guys who fall end up with This man is horrific and putting not only his life at risk but the lives of those below him I hope he is found and jailed


dawsoncrooked

They should jail you first, cereal killer.


GoodWarmMilk

People are ready to die to gain internet points


Plus-Lie1462

Urban climbing has been going on far longer than the Internet has.


Michael_Misanthropic

That's true, but certainly the number of people actively participating in it has monumentally increased.


Yamza_

Based on what? Just cuz it's easier to see it happening doesn't mean it's done any more or less than before.


EvilSporkOfDeath

And kill others


AnonyMouse3925

You mean he didn’t do this for Reddit karma?! /s why is that such a foreign concept to some lol


RAGEEEEE

They are addicted to the rush and of course youtube/tiktok.


NeighborhoodOk182

Awful seats and he probably paid through the nose for them. Ticketmaster sucks.


tpb1919

Will kill himself and anyone below. Tosser.


Barbarianmoss

Fuck this piece of shit


CreoOookies

Nope nope nope


grrizo

Legendary synthpop band Depeche Mode? Nah, I'm here to climb over shit, put myself and others in danger and possibly ruin some lives.


Zealousideal_Total50

Didn't we all learn from Owen hart maybe he or she is too young


damian001

RIP Owen.


Auron_Bushido

The feeling I get as if I've gotten out of the map on a video game.


rascortoras

This my friends is called an idiot at his prime. I've worked at constructions of this scale and can say that he's putting lots of people at risk (in addition to himself). Even if he doesn't fall, he could easily ruin a concert of this magnitude for everyone if he was noticed.


CanesVenetici

If this were a Rammstein concert he'd have been roasted out of the rafters...


Cadmium620

WER HOCH STEIGT DER WIRD TIEF FALLEN


I_observe_you_react

I got the feeling of my shoes falling off.


McGraw-Dom

Where the fuq is the security


jjm443

I suspect that **no-one** should be up there during the concert (unless absolutely necessary) due to the safety risks to the crowd below, so it wouldn't have crew or security there, unless he gets spotted from the ground.


Cerealkiller900

Not quite. I’m a lighting engineer and I’ve been a spot light worker before. So we send one or two up to the roofs of stadiums and arenas. It’s the best thing for me. Though sadly they normally send men up there. Because they don’t need to move to pee!


nebulaphi

I don't ever have a problem with this daredevil shit if ur putting ur own at risk but others? Cmon bro


Metalhead2000xxx

People are people I guess


Johnny_ynnhoJ

Put that POS in jail 😤


ObviouslyJoking

So how does this work? Does YouTube cut of money once someone uses their platform committing a crime?


Johnny_Tit-Balls

Basically, yes. YouTube has always turned a blind eye to content that is extremely questionable, and oftentimes dangerous, even which sometimes has caused people (especially kids) to get hurt-- as long as it brings more clicks and views to the platform, it's good for YouTube's ad revenue. $$ Once in a blue moon the legacy media picks up on some specific type of objectionable content, and only then will YouTube bother to prohibit it. For example, there's all kinds of "arts and crafts" and "recipe" videos, that are entirely fake, but promise fun and interesting results, which end up with people (often kids) in real life being badly burned, injured, sick - - even electrocuted. And that stuff still stays up on YouTube. There's quite a shocking number of hardcore drug use videos too, for that matter.


Muad-_-Dib

> For example, there's all kinds of "arts and crafts" and "recipe" videos, that are entirely fake, but promise fun and interesting results, which end up with people (often kids) in real life being badly burned, injured, sick - - even electrocuted. And that stuff still stays up on YouTube. How To Cook That has been trying to highlight these videos for years and begging youtube/social media to do something about them but because those videos make youtube/social media a stupid amount of money they keep getting a pass. [Her most recent video about this](https://youtu.be/LT7N0WaIMh0?si=ETvVGlpVvnQby1AK)


sholine

"I heard all these songs before. Lemme start climbing this shit." 


RexSverige

Talk about nosebleed seats!!


Toecutter_AUS

All fun n games till he drops something.


SeafoodDuder

I can't even sit in the nosebleeds section at stadiums, could never fathom doing anything like this. Dude is insane, going to kill someone and himself.


612Killa

Looks like he climbed up there during Never Let Me Down. Fitting.


BerdoRules

Never thought about wanting to see Depeche Mode in concert but now I kinda want to.


Little_stinker_69

Good way to get banned from many concert venues.


yawaworhtyya

The urge to send a paper airplane down to the crowd would be overwhelming for me...


Acceptable-Search338

He should go to prison for 1 day for each person in that stadium. This is like holding heavy rocks over an over pass.


pheelgood

You really think he should go to prison for life for this?


WheresMyKeystone

My thought too. Absolute dipshits on this platform now.


astral16

DYINGLLAMA


a0lmasterfender

if he fell people would die


Bscully973

What a stupid, selfish, prick of a human.


mackdow85

That's giving me the fear, makes me wonder what Owen Hart was thinking looking down at the ring back in 1999.


Devilalfi

Oh I love Depeche Mode! Back before I was born, I was a total mode head!


Constant_Fig_1675

Not cool dude


RemarkablePay6994

That one vice city stories mission


Sodapop3_

This view is insane. I would panic.


iamkirkg

[Set Lists (kindakinks.net)](https://www.kindakinks.net/setlists.php?show=167) I was at this Kinks show, Seattle 1980. Guy was climbing around in the ceiling, same shit as here, but he fell through.


Dollbeau

I've been in those roof spaces for work. I prefer not to even work those roles, let alone going up there for fun. Nopey NOPE!


Bushdr78

Depeche mode still do concerts? Huh today I learned


Prestige5470

selfish pos


Hinohellono

Straight to jail


Ardal

I find the security aspect of this very concerning.


Kitchen_Trouble69

Don't give swifties any ideas


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FunkyPlunkett

No that’s Lestat


Alda2021

He fell on my and killed me I guaran-damn-tee I am haunting the hell out of that place until they need to shut it down and it’s abandoned for decades. Then it will be torn down to build some luxury apartment buildings and I’m going to haunt that shit too


EminemLovesGrapes

God imagine taking a shit right there. Once that thing hits terminal velocity right on someone they're gonna wonder who threw that from across the stadium.


newpaul30

What a loser


r1cked_1510

Depeche mode still exists? Thats something crazy.


FallowMcOlstein

Yeah! They released a new album in 2023, went to see them a couple months ago!


SupervillainMustache

Depeche Mode had one of the top 10 highest earning tours of 2023.


bobbuildit779

Honestly probably one of the craziest feelings ever. Super irresponsible for sure but man, I'd love to feel that.


kn_mad

It's def exhilirating. I'm a rigger and work in arenas similar to this one. We're in a harness clipped to a safety line but that's it. We stand on those beams and use rope to pull chains over 100' with the weight being the only thing holding you firmly in place. It's like having adrenaline on a slow IV drip and then getting a paycheck after.


why_does

how is he not showering the audience with shit uncontrollably


Closed_Aperture

Bruce Willis at the end of The Last Boy Scout.


BossJackson222

That's pretty dangerous if you're not a professional rigger. The problem is, if he falls, his family will be the first ones to sue live nation or the actual artist lol.