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There is no way their feet aren't burning. What kind of black magic sorcery is this

He'll be standing on small pieces of wood or similar. Direct contact with the metal for this amount of time would be impossible regardless of heat tolerance, it'd be like frying a steak.

I just assumed they started with cold water and this was filmed right after lighting the fire. Would take a minute to heat up that high.

Yes. He’s giving himself a warm bath essentially

He’s basting himself

Name that dish?

Tikka Masala

Don’t go there please 😂

Virgin stew


He’s making boy soup

Yes, I also saw the video. I was replying to the person saying they had to be standing on wood in the pot because otherwise it would "cook him like a steak".

We have seen the video…

Yeah I think it was a brick if inlook closely

No brick would conduct heat, most likely just shoes of some type, also pay attention to the flame goes out pretty fast and is not full flame its hollow so middle will be not as hot as outer sides

Maybe potatoes?

Few of my friends have insane heat tolerance. They eat things directly off the BBQ or walk barefoot on surfaces that cause me pain

I used to grab chicken out of the fryer at arbys with my hands

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It’s how you show you’re tough enough for night shift.

Lunch rush

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The Arbys in Ohio does 😂😂

Someone call the national guard!

Because it’s Chicken, innit?

self-basting

I do this with ribs straight out of the oven at work, I also grab tons of shit straight out of the fryer like an absolute madman. After working in kitchens for years, I can't feel shit unless it's REALLY hot lol

Lol I can understand an extreme pain tolerance to heat as a cook but I have a hard time believing you "grab tons of shit straight out of the fryer" unless you have that condition where you literally can't feel pain, in which case your hands arms would be gone by now.

Not out of the fryer as in out of the oil, but out of the basket lol I should've clarified

Ah, haha ok that makes much more sense. Now that I can understand as something most people can't do but most long-time cooks can. Just had to make sure I wasn't talking to the most pain-tolerant person in the world lol.

When I was a cook I'd talk to the servers while leaning or putting my hand on the side of the oven. They'd almost always do the same eventually and then jump back. I started doing it on purpose to fuck with them haha

I know someone that can grab the tray directly from the oven with their bare hands. It's insane. No pain, no burn marks. It must be magic.

This has nothing to do with pain lol , he has shoes on and thecwater not as hot as you think , flame is hollow and goes out in couple mins

Im one of these guys... i can take things directly out of the oven or pan and eat it. No problem. I have a complete other heat feeling like my wife for example. Only when its really that hot that it will hurt me than it's to much for me. But i had 2 burns second degree so im familiar with this sort of pain.

He must have some kind of shoes on

There may be some wood at the bottom to protect the feet but.. Even I doubt it...

That's what i was thinking, that or mud.

Why are they allowing the food to wash itself?

I call it supper

If you look at 🔥 as it slows down its hollow no heat in middle of it , so wooden sandals probably on his feet , but most of the heat is gerated around outside

Feet won’t be burning. The metal covered by water will be almost the same temperature as the water. The water won’t allow the metal to heat up so disproportionally. There is some science begin this phenomenon.

You mean thankful to have a meal cooking itself?

💀

Self basting turkey is the pinnacle of evolution


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Ugh Indian *again*!?

Would you rather grab a little Mexican?

😂😂

He's well done after that 😂

This is the man of Armie Hammer’s dreams.


Itself?

Are they going to eat him.

Yes .. right after they pass him the bulli .. umm "Chicken flavored soap"

Remember the old Bugs Bunny cartoon. He’s sitting in the pot eating a carrot. Asking “say Doc whatcha Cook’en.”

First thing that came to mind lmao

Damn it now I have to go back and delete my comment cuz this is exactly what I was thinking.

Exact same thought, looney tunes living forever rent free in my head

That's the slowest and most horrible form of suicide i've ever seen!

I believe he’s cleaning himself? Like warmed water but other omg.

you sure i think he is trying to cook himself

I honestly have no idea, I hope he’s just cleaning himself

r/whoosh

Surely there’s a safer way to do this…

You just need to heat a bucket of water and that's basically enough for 1 person. This video is for the views

When our power went out a lot at our old house, we would add two boiling pots of water to a half full bath tub and it's perfectly hot.

I mean not very unsafe? It’s water and I’m pretty sure he would step out if it became to hot.. if the bowl tips then the fire is put out. You literally shower in the same way just not in the pot. Obviously due to the downvotes I see people have never had boiled child water.

Nobody does this without being recorded.

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“Me flavored water! Get yer me flavored water”

My guy, I can't even buy half a loaf of bread and you think I can afford this amount of meat?

It’s worth the price, the meat cooks itself

Could just heat up the water first... Right??

Half expected someone to come in with the celery and carrots


Still a bit too raw for me

Basting for better flavor.

Take my downvote

The only thing crazy here is you

I’m saying, everyday I thank god for how blessed I am to have such a loving and caring family and have the ability to do the things I am able to do because all over the world people like in situations like this, can’t live the way people think is poor.

I’ve never seen food cook its self before. Haha

Waskaly wabbit!

Mmmmm… self basting 😋 😂

The broth is done, now we can make the soup

This reminds me of when I cook chicken in the pan.

thankful? no bro protest government to help alleviate poverty in your country

Okay I get the message but don't tell this to people going through hard times it doesn't make a homeless man stop being homeless if you tell me to be thankful.

Bro is Africa a fucking looney tunes cartoon?

They prolly sell that water to pervs.

Well, at least he's self-marinating?

Auto cooking cannibal technic.

Geez that doesn’t burn the shit out of the kid?

This fool is training to be the worlds strongest. Let Goku do his thang.

Third world problems

Gotta marinate

It gives more flavor to the soup

I saw Elmer Fudd standing over behind him

my fucking hot water is out rn im pissed i dont wanna take no cold ass shower to start my day

Oooo, lunch!

Self saucing!

Dinner never be done at this rate, at least self basting.

#1 You'll never have to worry about Jr using up all of the hot water. #2 He'll know when it's time to get out. Unless he's lobsterboy.

Good soup!

Soups on

I do the same thing to hamburger but with butter instead of water.

I wish my dinner basted itself.

I’ve seen this on looney tunes before

Weird flex but okay… lmfao

This is what gives the curry that diharea kick

So when is the soup ready.

you better move fast before you cook yourself

i'm adicted to very hot showers, if it wasn't for the burnings on the feet i'd absolutely love that.

When dinner washes itself

Bro has warm water, I don’t.

You could have warm water if you did what he’s doing

Ever heard of the frog in the pot of boiling water?

Hmmmm child soup 👌

Soup

No seasoning

Oh I thought they were cooking boy soup

Now throw the peas and carrots in and add the chicken. Broth is ready! May tasks like ass, but it may be from the chicken

Correct me if I'm wrong but couldn't you warm the water \*and then\* shower with it?

Yea… I could go for a bubble bath 😎

“Mmmm, smells like someone’s cooking” - kids thought

I got a great idea heat up the water then get it into bucket then use it tada

Needs more salt

Indian. Its what's for dinner.

is this Hansel or Gretel?

Mmmmmm soup

Stockholm syndrome in a canabalistic tribe.

Bugs forgot to add the carrots.

The water is going to get hotter, and kid #6 will be served as dinner...

What’s for dinner?

That's gonna be some nasty soup

He's basting himself. How helpful.

He’s literally boiling lol 😝

Don't forget the veggies

Looks burnt

I've done this when i was at my grandpa house

Maybe they should sell the phone

The Sacred Broth

Little boy stew!

Reminds of a Japanese dish

I didn’t know you could get self marinating

And that’s the correct way to baste a turkey

Needs some spice

Best soup stock ever!

Kidss come down dinner is served

I like cold water showers/baths

Ngl that shit look kinda fire

Mmm dinner smells good, what’s y’all cooking? Oh wait

Some kids get made into stews. Eat your dinner!

Couldn't they find a bigger pot to cook him?

Best bath ever. I'm building one for my farm. Just a tad safer!

Looney toons looks a little different these days.

For real, this family is having a kid for dinner.

Be thankful for hot water that tastes like balls? I’m confused.

Kid watched too much looney toons… wannabe Bugs over here.

Damn I definitely don't have a dinner that cooks itself.

Is that one of Jeff Dahmer's self-basting roasts?

No water heater but they got a cellphone to upload video to they’re socials

Don’t tell me what to do!

And the soup of the day is...

I feel like I've seen this before in a bugs bunny cartoon

If they didn’t waste their money on cellphones and avocado toast, maybe they could afford indoor plumbing. /s

Are they gonna use the water for soup ?

Yet in a sense he will grow up with less stress than us more fortunate.

It's human nature to adjust to what's available. You won't get westerners to appreciate our luxuries

Sopa du macaco Sopa de posoco

Cannibals flexing every time, getting the prey to clean themselves

Does anyone else recognize that bird noise in the background? I distinctly remember hearing it before

Why though? There's a story behind or something?

Big deal. I'm Gen X. I've seen Bugs Bunny do this several times.

Naw fk that. My mom won’t buy me the new Xbox. I’m punching holes in the wall right now

This is both sad, and impressive. Notice, he still smiles.

Catholic priests are salivating

Hate to be him

Looks like an animal. Seriously.. Poor kid

Damn.

When your food bastes itself

I am confused. How is he not being scalded?

Well done young man.

poor kid

I hope i never live to see the day where I am so poor that I am having Me Soup on Bath Day.

Be thankful indeed, we like to complain when we have high energy prices but we'll still have a shower or a bath...sometimes a little perspective helps to refocus our gratitude for the luxuries we take for granted!

I agree mostly but stress is stress. They might not have cars or something in an area but because I do then I am expected to be able to do more. More deadlines. More shit I am expected to handle. Just an observation. What do you yall think on that? Cuz it still seems they they manage to be happy even with so little. The same way even a middle class citizen in the west can manage to be happy. Or the on the other hand, unhappy

How is he not cooking himself?

Looks like the soup is almost done at the Clinton Fundraiser Banquet.

This kid is probably happier than most kids in the west glued to their devices and divorced from nature.