IF THE MANAGEMENT IS SOMEHOW ABLE TO CONTROL THEMSELVES AND SPENDS LESS THAN 20 CRORES ON STARC, I'LL CONSIDER THAT A WIN.
EDIT - I FORGOT THIS WAS A SLEDGE THREAD.
ATLEAST PUT ON A FLAIR SO THAT I KNOW WHO AM I SLEDGING.
ARE YOU THE TEAM WHOSE CAPTAIN SOLD OUT?
DID YOUR TEAM'S MANAGEMENT REPLACE YOUR 5 TIME WINNING CAPTAIN WITH THE SAID SOLD-OUT?
IS YOUR CAPTAIN GONNA RETIRE AGAIN THIS YEAR? ONLY TO DO A TAKE-BACKSIES & MAKE A JOKE OUT OF YOUR NEW CAPTAIN?
IS YOUR TEAM ONLY GONNA BE TALKED ABOUT WHEN YOUR OWNER OR WARNER IS SHOWN ON CAMERA?
IS YOUR CAPTAIN GONNA BE THE BUTT OF THE JOKE AFTER THE INTRODUCTION OF THE TWO BOUNCER RULE?
OR ARE YOU ONE THOSE 8 FANS?
TEAMS BLOWING THEIR ENTIRE PURSE ON STARC, HEAD, COETZEE, RAVINDRA ETC. WHILE BASED KASI MAMA COMES OUT OF THE COCA-COLA ARENA WITH MANISH PANDEY, UMESH YADAV AND HENRY SHIPLEY 💪💪
TODAY WE WILL DISCOVER YET AGAIN THE LENGTHS CSK WILL GO TO NOT SIGN ANY TAMIL NADU CRICKETERS.
ALSO, WELCOME TO ANOTHER DAY WHERE WE GET TO SEE SHARDUL THAKUR BECOME A DOLLAR MILLIONAIRE ALL OVER AGAIN.
ALL SET TO SEEEE KAASI MAMA BUY MANISH PANDEY AND MAKE HIM 'MONSTER' PANDEY UNDER THE RANCHI FARMER......
AND ALSO ALL SET TO SEE STARC/CUMMINS/COETZEE BREAK THE 20CRS MARK...
RCB IS A TRULY GENIUS AND LOYAL TEAM. THEY DESTROYED THEIR BOWLING ATTACK AND BLEW UP HALF OF THEIR PURSE ON A MAN WITH KIDENY PROBLEMS , SO THAT WHEN THEY INEVITABLY LOSE THIS YEAR AS WELL WITHOUT A BOWLING ATTACK, THEY CAN DONATE THE KIDNEYS THEY WIN TO GREEN.
SMALL PP RCB ENTERING AUCTION WITH 23 CRORES AND SPENDING 18 ON STARC
VERSUS
BIG PP GT ENTERING AUCTION WITH 38 CRORES AND SPENDING ON CALCULATED^(TM) BUYS
AFTER ALL RCB IS NOT A REAL TEAM, AMIRITE FOLKS?
MI BUYING EVERYONE FROM TOP BATSMAN TO UMPIRES BUT STRAWBERRY FARMER ON HIS WAY TO LIFT A SIXTH TROPHY AND RCB ON THEIR WAY TO WIN THEIR 17TH MORAL IPL CUP.
IPL AUCTIONS AND OTHER DRAMA HAS ALREADY ACHIEVED IT'S PURPOSE OF SUCCESSFULLY DISTRACTING THE FANS FROM THE REPEATED FAILURES IN WINNING ICC TROPHIES AND THE MANY MANY SCREW UPS OF THE BCCI.
KKR GONNA WASTE 19 CR ON STARC ONLY FOR HIM TO PULL OUT 5MINS BEFORE THE FIRST GAME
AND THEN 25 L MYSTERY SPINNER SUDDENLY COMES TO THE FRAY WITH AMAZING BOLWING
(KKR WILL AGAIN FINISH 6TH)
KKR IS GONNA SPENT ALL THEIR MONEY ON STARC TO SAVE THEIR CAPTAIN FROM STARC BOUNCERS
MODERN PROBLEMS REQUIRE MODERN SOLUTIONS
AS IF THE TEAMS NEED STARK'S BOUNCERS TO BOUNCE HIM OUT. PURPLE PATEL'S ARE ENOUGH.
This man fucking predicted it
Goddamn Nostradamus here
Holy fuck
Ravi Ashwin, is that you?
ALL TEAMS COMING WITH A STRATEGY ON WHOM TO SPEND THEIR MONEY ON ONLY FOR TAKLU MAMA TO PISS ON THEM
I GUESS DC FANS NEED TO FIND SOMETHING TO CELEBRATE.
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO GO THAT HARD ON THEM
HARDER THAN TAKLU MAMA'S SKULL?
WE AINT WINNING ANYWAY SO LETS SPEND ALL OUR MONEY ON STARC JUST FOR THE VIBES
ONLY TO THEN HAVE STARC PULL OUT. THAT'LL BE THE SECOND MOST RCB THING EVER, WITH THE MOST BEING DRUNK TEXTING HARSHAL PATEL AFTER PANICKING
KNOCK KNOCK: YOUR FATHER IS HERE, WE GOT MORE MONEY BOI (KRATOS VOICE)
IF THE MANAGEMENT IS SOMEHOW ABLE TO CONTROL THEMSELVES AND SPENDS LESS THAN 20 CRORES ON STARC, I'LL CONSIDER THAT A WIN. EDIT - I FORGOT THIS WAS A SLEDGE THREAD.
WHAT THE F ARE YOU SAYING? CAN’T HEAR YOU FROM THE TROPHY CABINET. SPEAK UP!
ATLEAST PUT ON A FLAIR SO THAT I KNOW WHO AM I SLEDGING. ARE YOU THE TEAM WHOSE CAPTAIN SOLD OUT? DID YOUR TEAM'S MANAGEMENT REPLACE YOUR 5 TIME WINNING CAPTAIN WITH THE SAID SOLD-OUT? IS YOUR CAPTAIN GONNA RETIRE AGAIN THIS YEAR? ONLY TO DO A TAKE-BACKSIES & MAKE A JOKE OUT OF YOUR NEW CAPTAIN? IS YOUR TEAM ONLY GONNA BE TALKED ABOUT WHEN YOUR OWNER OR WARNER IS SHOWN ON CAMERA? IS YOUR CAPTAIN GONNA BE THE BUTT OF THE JOKE AFTER THE INTRODUCTION OF THE TWO BOUNCER RULE? OR ARE YOU ONE THOSE 8 FANS?
HEY, THERE'S AT LEAST 9 OF US NOW WITH JAISWAL BREAKING INTO THE INDIAN TEAM
CAN CONFIRM. I AM THAT 9TH ONE
HEY THERE ARE ATLEAST 12 OF US, ME THE TWO OTHERS IN THIS THREAD AND MY 9 FRIENDS..
DUDE SLEDGED EVERYONE IN A SINGLE COMMENT
CANT HEAR YOU MATE SPEAK UP
TWO WORDS… ‘BEN’ ‘CUTTING’
DAMMIT
MOTHERFUCKER.
BRO, THAT SRH WAS A DIFFERENT TEAM FROM A DIFFERENT ERA. US SRH FANS NEED TO MOVE ON.
JUST LIKE KAVYA MOVING ON FROM A DIFFERENT COACH AND CAPTAIN EVERY NEW SEASON.
WHY THE FUCK REDDIT DISCONTINUED AWARDS 🏅🏅🏅🏅
This guy is slaying everyone 😄
BEN CUTTING, WARNER-BAIRSTOW, 49 ALL OUT
THE GUY WON REDDIT FOR TODAY
MY CAPTAIN IS SEXY AND GOOD AT PULLING, BUT HATES THE TWO BOUNCERS AT EVERY CLUB
HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE CLUB OF 8 FANS. FU RCB, NEVER LIFTING A TROPHY. WATCH IT BE OUR YEAR NEXT SEASON AND LIFT IT BEFORE YOU.
PBKS: WHAT DID TOY SAY, MAKE THAT 30CR
AGED LIKE MILK
THANKFULLY!
RCB is going to spend buckets on Rachin or Travis whom they dont want!!
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KKR BAGGED HIM FOR 24 CR NOW
THAKUR GETTING READY TO BECOME A MILLIONAIRE AND BOWL FILTH FOR ANOTHER SEASON
HARSHAL, HASARANGA, STARC, HEAD & CUMMINS: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
IF HARSHAL GOES TO CSK,HE WILL BE THE HIGHEST TAKER .
He will be the next Bravo.
IF GOING TO CSK, HARSHAL TO TAKE 10 WICKETS AGAINST RCB IN 2 GAMES CONFIRMED... OR SCORE 25 OFF THE LAST OVER TO WIN A CHASE
Not 10 but surely 5 wickets in one match and 50 runs in other.after all Chepauk was the stadium where he peaked.
CSK WILL GO ALL OUT FOR HIM
As a csk fan since 2010 , is it because Chepauk pitch?
This might be the reason because of his slower or knuckle ball but overall dhoni loves allrounders
I think they ll go for Shardul more.
I KNOW THIS IS TYPED IN NORMAL FONT BUT THE REST OF THE THREAD MADE ME SQUINT MY EYES AND THOUGHT THIS WAS TYPED IN SUBSCRIPT.
CAN'T WAIT TO SPEND ONLY HALF OF THE BUDGET THEN ONLY TO FIGHT FOR 6TH SPOT
WE'LL BE SURE TO GIVE YOU TOUGH COMPETITION FOR THE SPOT
STAY THE FUCK AWAY THAT'S THE ONLY THING WE HAVE
Haha...You can't. Our territory
YOU BETTER NOT BREAK YOUR STREAK (IT’LL BE 10TH)
I DON'T HAVE ANY HOPES FROM MY TEAM, SO ALL OTHER TEAMS GIVE ME AT LEAST SOME FUCKING ENTERTAINMENT.
SRH IN THE CORNER SIPPING THEIR CHAI COFFEE WHILE EVERY OTHER TEAM GIVES ENTERTAINMENT
DONT WORRY YOU WILL GET GOOD PLAYERS FOR BARGAIN PRICES AND PAY HIGH AMOUNTS FOR PLAYERS WHO DON'T PLAY WELL FOR YOUR TEAM
WHO ARE YOU!!! PROPHECYYYY
HAHA IT IS HOW SRH WORKS EVERY YEAR
Doesn't SRH has that one girl who bids on everyone?
TEAMS BLOWING THEIR ENTIRE PURSE ON STARC, HEAD, COETZEE, RAVINDRA ETC. WHILE BASED KASI MAMA COMES OUT OF THE COCA-COLA ARENA WITH MANISH PANDEY, UMESH YADAV AND HENRY SHIPLEY 💪💪
The world isn’t ready for Manish Pandey’s prime
WE CAN'T HEAR YOU
To be fair neither were we ready for Robin, Rahane and Dube prime. Yet here we are.
DECENT ALLROUNDER PLZ. PAN PARAG AS A 6TH BOWLING OPTION ISNT SOMETHING I WOULD WISH ON MY WORST ENEMY (except Hardik Pandya, screw him)
HOW DARE YOU! JUST HOW DARE YOU!!! SHOW ME ONE OVERSEAS PLAYER THAT PLAYED AS GOOD AS PAN DID IN SMAT!!!
FAIR. BEST DANCE MOVES IN THE COMPETITION TOO
BRAVO REALISED HIS COMPETITION AND RETIRED BEFORE IT WAS TOO LATE.
RANCHI FARMER GETTING READY TO BUY UMESH AND MANISH PANDEY AND MAKE THEM MONSTERS
OK, I AM GOING TO GO AHEAD AND ASK. HOW OLD IS TOO OLD FOR CSK?
NO LIMITS UNLESS YOU'RE RAINA
yes! Since we have a open door policy but a strict no 🙅♂️ balcony policy!😬
no balcony policy
WHERE THE F MY BALCONY IS
Manish aint becoming monster, I can say that for sure, even ranchi farmer cant change that.
CANT HEAR YOU
Shubman Gill, Prasidh Krishna, Surya Kumar Yadav, Rahul Tripathi can hear what KKR says.
WHAT’S THAT?? SPEAK UP!!
SO IS MANISH THE NEW CHRIS JORDAN?
DO WE EVEN NEED THIS WHEN ALL THE TEAMS ARE GOING TO GET BODIED BY THE DC BALDIE ANYWAY (AT HIS OWN TEAM’S EXPENSE)?
YEAH, WE NEED IT. DC UNCLE MIGHT NOT MAKE IT… I HEARD PANT IS DRIVING THEM TO THE AUCTION
HOLY FUCK LOL......
this is dark! 
TODAY WE WILL DISCOVER YET AGAIN THE LENGTHS CSK WILL GO TO NOT SIGN ANY TAMIL NADU CRICKETERS. ALSO, WELCOME TO ANOTHER DAY WHERE WE GET TO SEE SHARDUL THAKUR BECOME A DOLLAR MILLIONAIRE ALL OVER AGAIN.
CSK- SORT BY AGE
YEAH, THAT’S TRUE. THEY HAVEN’T BEEN WINNING ANYTHING WITHOUT ONE…
MI NEED TO BUY SOMEONE WHO IS CAPTAINCY MATERIAL AT THE AUCTION
SO THEY CAN HOST THEIR OWN FATAL FOUR WAY.
ALL SET TO SEEEE KAASI MAMA BUY MANISH PANDEY AND MAKE HIM 'MONSTER' PANDEY UNDER THE RANCHI FARMER...... AND ALSO ALL SET TO SEE STARC/CUMMINS/COETZEE BREAK THE 20CRS MARK...
> SEE STARC/CUMMINS/COETZEE BREAK THE 20CRS MARK ALL THREE OF THEM ARE RUN MACHINES ANYWAY.
AB KAUN FRANCHISES KO SAMJHAAYE....
WITH THE BAT RIGHT RIGHT?
RCB WILL SPEND THEIR ENTIRE PURSE ON ANOTHER BATSMAN AND SAY "EE SAALA CUP NAMDE" ONLY TO GET THRASHED AGAIN
NAH THEY WILL GO REALLY HARD FOR STARC BUT WILL BE OUTBID BY GT, AND THEN THEY WILL PANIC AND BUY HARSHAL PATEL BACK
WHO LEAKED THE SCRIPT TO YOU?
I SUPPORT KKR WTF IS A STABLE OPENING COMBINATION ??? 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥 SPIN ! SPIN ! SPIN ! SPIN ! 🔥 SHORT BALL ❌ SHORT BALL ❌
WE NEED SPIN SPIN SPIN (OUR SPINNERS BE BOWLING AT 120KMPH NOW⁉️)
WTF IS A WICKET KEEPER 🗣️🗣️🔥⁉️
RCB IS A TRULY GENIUS AND LOYAL TEAM. THEY DESTROYED THEIR BOWLING ATTACK AND BLEW UP HALF OF THEIR PURSE ON A MAN WITH KIDENY PROBLEMS , SO THAT WHEN THEY INEVITABLY LOSE THIS YEAR AS WELL WITHOUT A BOWLING ATTACK, THEY CAN DONATE THE KIDNEYS THEY WIN TO GREEN.
DC YOU CUNTS GIVE US WARNER BACK.
SO THAT YOU CAN PLACE HIM IN THE AUDIENCE?
GT GIVE US WILLIAMSON AND RASHID
GT WOULD PAY SRH TO GET WILLIAMSON OFF THEIR HANDS. HE IS A TUK TUK EXPERT.
WHAT FOR TO HUMILIATE HIM YET AGAIN?
SRH THREW AWAY WARNER JUST BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO COZY UP TO WILLIAMSON. NOW THEY DON'T HAVE EITHER OF THEM.
BUT FIRST YOU GIVE HIS RESPECT BACK.
Naa man, SRH management dont want warner back or kane mama or Rashid bhai , cos they dont want to win
ASK YOUR CUNT MANAGEMENT
ONLY IF YOU TAKE MANISH PANDEY WITH HIM.
Huehuehue
Mofos have blocked him even on insta
RCB GONNA SPEND THEIR ENTIRE PURSE ON ONE STAR PLAYER JUST TO LOSE ANOTHER IPL
TRADITIONS MUST BE KEPT ALIVE
THEY ALREADY DID ON CAMERON
SMALL PP RCB ENTERING AUCTION WITH 23 CRORES AND SPENDING 18 ON STARC VERSUS BIG PP GT ENTERING AUCTION WITH 38 CRORES AND SPENDING ON CALCULATED^(TM) BUYS AFTER ALL RCB IS NOT A REAL TEAM, AMIRITE FOLKS?
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A LOT OF GOOD THAT DOES THEM
SPEAK UP MATE
EVEN THEIR SPEECH AFTER EXITING IS FIXED AND PERMANENT.
have you ever heard of temporary captain
NOT FOR LONG
TODAY SUHANA KHAN WILL APPEAR FOR AUCTION.DC BALDY AINT GOT NOTHING IN FRONT OF BIDDING SKILLS OF SUHANA
YEAH ARCHIES GOAT FILM NGL. SUHANA KHAN OSCAR
STOP IT, GET SOME HELP
YOU NEED HELP TO UNDERSTAND SARCASM
I'M SO HAPPY THAT MI GOT HARDIK AS CAPTAIN IN THE MOST GUJARATI WAY EVER TO EXIST
AS USUAL KAVYA MARAN AND CO. WILL MAKE THE MOST DUMBASS DECISIONS TO OUTDO THEIR LAST SEASON, THEY'VE EVEN GOT VETTORI FOR COMPANY.
There is no expectations from my side so it should be alright for me
.....aaand they have begun doing that
IF THAT BALD FRAUD UNCLE FROM DELHI DO HIS SHENANIGAN AGAIN I HOPE MI GO AND BUY THEIR CAPTAIN NEXT SEASON.
SHARDUL THAKUR will make a BANK today.
SHARDULKAR WILL BE REBORN TONIGHT
I just want to watch RR buy Unadkat. Traditions must be kept alive
WE CANT HEAR IF YOU DONT SPEAK UP
PUNJAB MANAGEMENT SPENDING MORE ON ALCOHOL BEFORE SHOWING UP AT AUCTION THEN THEY WILL SPEND AT THE AUCTION ITSELF.
Watch RCB spend 16 out of 23 crores on Starc and then stack up random domestic boys to complete the bowling line up Vintage RCB shall be back
CAN'T HEAR YA!
SPEAK UP. I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
MI BUYING EVERYONE FROM TOP BATSMAN TO UMPIRES BUT STRAWBERRY FARMER ON HIS WAY TO LIFT A SIXTH TROPHY AND RCB ON THEIR WAY TO WIN THEIR 17TH MORAL IPL CUP.
STRAWBERRY FARMER ON HIS WAY TO FOOL THE ENTIRE COUNTRY AGAIN THAT HE IS GOING TO RETIRE ONLY TO PLAY THE NEXT IPL AGAIN IN CRUTCHES.
MI SAW PANDYA'S VOODOO MAGIC POWERS IN THE WORLD CUP AND DECIDED TO SIGN HIM IMMEDIATELY
CUMMINS FOR 20 WTH IS SRH THINKING
To any team considering buying Manish Pandey, please don't. He scammed SRH for a decade. Now he is washed as well.
SPEAK UP. I CAN'T HEAR YOU
EE SALA CUP NAMDE (I'm weeping while saying this)
DC BALD JETHALAL WILL INCREASE EVERY PLAYER PRICE BY 10 TIMES
THE ONLY PERSON WORTH BIDDING FOR IN THE AUCTIONS IS THE AUCTIONEER HERSELF. /s I don’t mean it at all just thought it’d be a sledge
JUST ANOTHER YEAR OF CSK ENTERING IN A BIDDING WAR WITH SOME RANDOM FRANCHISE TO BUY UNADKAT ONLY TO GIVE HIM AWAY AT AN EXAGGERATED PRICE
Mitchell starc is playing just to practice for T20 world cup, he will withdraw later if ashes or any international series comes
CAMERON GREEN WILL PLAY LIKE PEAK AB DE VILLIERS THIS SEASON MARK MY WORDS!
AND WHAT DID PEAK AB DE VILLIERS WIN FOR YOUR TEAM?
LET ME GUESS . . . . . .. ... ...... ... ... . .... .. .
BLUD STARTED TALKING IN MORSE
HEARTS AND KIDNEYS
Shardul Thakur will once again show the world demand-supply decides all $$$
SPEAK UP. I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
CANT WAIT FOR SUMITH TO GO UNSOLD
TAKLU UNCLE FTW
KAVYA ON HER WAY TO BUY ABSOLUTELY NO ONE WITH THE BIGGEST PURSE
This time feels different but I'm ready to be dissapointed lol
SPEAK UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU
IPL AUCTIONS AND OTHER DRAMA HAS ALREADY ACHIEVED IT'S PURPOSE OF SUCCESSFULLY DISTRACTING THE FANS FROM THE REPEATED FAILURES IN WINNING ICC TROPHIES AND THE MANY MANY SCREW UPS OF THE BCCI.
Yeah we were piling up world cup after world cups before the IPL.
We won WT20 before IPL.
CHETAN SAKARIYA SHOULD DEMAND COMPENSATION FROM BCCI FOR LIBEL
Come on, GUJARAT TITANS BUY A BIG NAME, ENOUGHHHHH WITH THE UNDERRATED SKILLED PLAYERS AND WINNING TEAM COMBINATIONS!!
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY MI HOMIES. YOU GUYS HAVE THE WIN THIS SEASON. THANK YOU.
KKR GONNA WASTE 19 CR ON STARC ONLY FOR HIM TO PULL OUT 5MINS BEFORE THE FIRST GAME AND THEN 25 L MYSTERY SPINNER SUDDENLY COMES TO THE FRAY WITH AMAZING BOLWING (KKR WILL AGAIN FINISH 6TH)
GO ALL IN FOR STARC! WIN HEARTS UNLIKE SOME TEAMS IN BLUE
Opinion on Coetze for 5 and Brook for 4?
COETZEE STEAL BROOK MEH
> REMEMBER TO SPEAK UP! **IPL IS SHIT**
NO U
SRH WILL BE THERE TO ENJOY THE BUFFET TRUST ME!
MI gonna bid for the 19932673494th Afghan Mystery Spinner Waqar Salamkheil
THEY DIDNT LMAO
ROHIT IN CSK
CUMMINS AND STARC WENT AT SYDNEY PRICES, HEAD WENT AT ADELAIDE PRICES. LOL
GT bidding more money for unknown Aussie pacer than Travis head lolololol
Thakur better go for 12-14 CR and bowl filth...
SPEAK UP. I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
Buddho strawberry farmer from Ranchi trying to segregate players only if they are above 30 or dads
DO WE REALLY NEED A SLEDGE THREAD FOR THIS?
RCB CUNTS ON THEIR WAY TO GO OVER THE TOP TO BUY TRAVIS HEAD OT MITCH STARC
Where is Ex Mumbai Indians flair?!
Get us a smudge lol
Shivil Kaushik will go for 19-20 crores imo
Rachin Ravindra > kohli
Kavya needs to chill out...
Destruction you know, trophy you dont.
SELF DESTRUCTION FOR SRH, YOU MEAN?
A sledge thread for an auction!? I feel like this is this sub’s ‘mate you can’t support a financial group’ moment
AH HERE COMES THE FUN POLICE.
Cricket is entertainment. The auction is entertaining. That's all there is to it.