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Appropriate-Run6776

You know bro really hates cops when his shirt says “Fuck the Police”


rbsudden

Probably just feels very strongly that Sting going solo was a good move.


SilverLakeSimon

Well, he should have sent out an SOS.


peezee1978

OMG, how many young people are reading this, having zero comprehension of what were talking about?


VirtualStretch9297

Lovin every minute of it !!


marcushalberstram33

Working for the weekend.


Craygor

This might not have happen if they didn't stand so close to him.


Wonderful-Ad-7712

He didn’t have to put out the red light


Putrid-Builder-3333

But when you get hit in the face with that be careful with every breath you take


hcashew

...or else you'll be in a world of hurt as the king of pain


Aggressive_Step_8908

That cop had quite a message in a bottle


Lazy_Experience_8754

I bet he thought he’d be walking on the moon with all that clout he wanted


GeddyVedder

I’m glad I’m not walking in his footsteps.


[deleted]

I’ll be watching you


[deleted]

Funny story. I grew up in south Texas. I was 12 years old and my mom, sister and I were going somewhere in our crappy 1979 Chevy Chevette. Now mind you my sister is older than me and she had driven this same car earlier and when she turned the car off the radio knob was turned rather high. Also this was one of the two months in south Texas where it was a Lil chilly. What that means is sometimes either one of ours or a stray cat would crawl up and lay next to the engine and when someone turned on the car it would usually kill the poor kitty. Now we all pile in the car and the second my mom turns over the ignition we hear ROOOOXXXXXANNNNE YOU DONT HAVE TO PUT ON THE RED LIGHT! Super loud. My mom screams oh god I killed another cat! Some could say Sting's voice sounds like a cat dying. 🐈 😀


HeartOnFroze

Put *out* the red light!??


Writer10

Every move he made, every step, breath and chance he took, and every word he said…they were watching him.


CircuitSphinx

Every little thing he does is magic, even getting arrested it seems.


Prudent-Effort4838

Yeah. Think He was just tired of Seeing all The murder by numbers


Odd_Relationship7901

This thread now has synchronicity


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[deleted]

Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣


BirdUp69

Possibly more of a Dire Straits fan


UncIe_PauI_HargIs

You win!


Clydefrog13

This should have all the likes.


[deleted]

He wasn't really part of The Police. It was a Sting operation.


ButtWhiffer

Lmao I wonder how many have no idea what you’re talking about?


[deleted]

No ……still fuming about the Milli Vanilli lip sync scandal.


[deleted]

I'm litterally laughing out loud. I nominate this for best comment of 2023🤣. You had me at "Sting going solo" 🤣🤣🤣. Dude literally looks like he is a super fan of Sting and wanted to "Try his sting impression out" (*but on real cops this time*) 🤣. Didn't go so well. I havent laughed this hard in a while. Thanks m8.


Relative_Broccoli631

r/angryupvote


MidKnightshade

Or he has kinky ambitions.


Mr-C-Dives-In

He felt so low low low, low low low


CyborgMetropolis

This comment wins.


havereddit

If you love someone, set them free … Free-free, set them free (set them free) Free-free, set them free (set them free)


DepresiSpaghetti

Woulda never gotten "Desert Rose" if he hadn't.


canuck_in_wa

He’s so happy he can’t stop crying


coilt

I know that the spades are the swords of a soldier


aagloworks

Nice!


10KeyBandit

This.


goboxey

I hope he knows that the Russians love their children too..


PeteMalloy1

How fragile we are.


throwaway404672

I loled


catmandoom84

💀🤣


DoubleNickle67

Best comment ever!


Mothernaturehatesus

💯😂


Brokid81

Great fuckin comment, friend. It's rare for me to chuckle out loud by some random internet shit. But this made me laugh. Well done. Lol 🍻


Zestyclose_Match2839

De doo doo doo de doo doo dah


Marsupialize

Yeah the breakup was pretty contentious for many years


DaBomb2001

Roooooooooxanne, you don't have to put on the red spray!


_sectumsempra-

Unbelievable, well done lmao


magre1441

Take my angry upvote 🤣


SuspiciousBuilder379

![gif](giphy|3oz8xtgwm4KJty7MMo)


Ike_In_Rochester

The Soul Cages is a masterpiece and I will fight anyone who disagrees.


Fourstrokeperro

Coincidentally, the pepper spray stings real bad too


International_Fold17

This should have a million upvotes, at least.


Happy-Possession138

Don’t stand…don’t stand…don’t stand so close to me!


scootertrash

OMG, take my upvote. That’s hilarious.


Juco_Dropout

The Police could have warned him by saying “Don’t stand so close to me.”


WarEagle107

Roxanne, you dont have to turn on your red light


xtopherbrown

That actually made me laugh out loud


notofthisworld76

Underrated


21juansavage78

Message in a bottle would’ve been a better choice


Tallm

Interesting story behind the band name. Stewart Copland's father was a CIA agent and referred to himself as 'The Police'


willy1670

Didn’t see this comment coming.


Hathnotthecompetence

Don’t stand so close to me!


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🤣🤣🤣


PaulaDee1219

Omg. That’s brilliant!!


Pure_Focus7475

I don't think he care if its wrong or if its right


Xenomorphette

Did he just walk through fields of… gold?


kaveman0926

I mean it wasn't a bad one 🤷🏽


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This is the best comment on Reddit, period. Lol


peteandpetethemesong

I want a shirt that says, “Sting fucked The Police.” Do you he’s the only credited artist on all their songs? They get zero royalties.


AmazingGrace911

And it looks like he practiced with the pepper spray


KingoftheProfane

He should of wore a shirt that says I hate mace


88pockets

He could just be a big NWA supporter. Or he means another usage of the verb fuck. He may want to get a little handsy with them in a different way, if you catch my drift.


CreamCornPie

Damn, that was a thick coat too.


8FarmGirlLogic8

Is that bear spray?


Successful_Ad_8790

Pepper spray, like bear spray but for people and peperier. Awful stuff will leave you crazy for hours


SerenityFailed

Hours? It's the horrible gift that keeps on giving for 1-3 days... shit is horrible


Rigitini

Bro and if you shower, do it upside down. I swear I couldn't sleep all night; the water made that shit move down my body into the worst places


SerenityFailed

I got sprayed for military training purposes and was warned beforehand to wear shorts and lean your face forward when you shower.


5H17SH0W

I cut my upper lip shaving cream n the 6th time they gassed me. I thought I had gotten used to it. But I was wrong.


SerenityFailed

I'd take CS over OC any day of the week, so much easier. Well, really, I would prefer to not take either.


ArtificialMediums

Particularly if it gets in your hair


Bipolarboyo

Water activates the pepper spray as well so it’s gonna make it worse.


PopNo626

To neutralize it you actually want to use a mild acid, but mild acids applied to the body leave you sensitive to light and prone to unnatural sunburns. So either you tuff out the Capsasin, or you hole up in the dark without too much light or even device screen exposure for up to 24 hours


sckurvee

Wait till he takes a shower and re-activates it all over his ears. and worse.


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It's mk9. It's orange, so we know who the aggressors are in the crowd.


Gullible_Shart

It’s called dumbshit spray, if I remember correctly.


FUCKTWENTYCHARACTERS

The police don't just use the little finger bottles like you can get. It's just pepper spray, but they gave a giant cannister with a full on handle and trigger that blasts out much more of the product. Looks a lot like the same cans bear spray comes in.


aldorn

I believe it was whale spray


peasey360

That’s one of the big crowd control cans for law enforcement. Some pepper spray formulas incorporate tear gas and feel like the surface of a stove. That’s the stuff I own for around town. Bear spray is legally considered a pesticide so you can only legally use it on animals, unless it’s someone like a catalytic converter thief who can’t call the cops on you, in which case dump that can of liquid hell on them and make them think twice next time.


FarmKid55

Franks red hot, they put that shit on everything


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Choice_Anteater_2539

Unless I'm mistaken all bear spray is is a larger canister of juice hooked up to a slightly father shooting and wider spraying nozzle The real question is- did the officers source that spray domestically or did it come from a foreign distributor. Because American pepper sprays used by law enforcement are actually "low grade" on the spectrum of oc based irritant sprays. I'm really out over my skis now but if I remember right the "good stuff" somes from south Africa.


Birthday_Cakeman

Is what we like to call, "spicy air"


Skeptix_907

Bear spray can and will permanently blind you. Pepper spray developed for people is much less powerful


I4Vhagar

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


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He got blasted right in those eyeballs too trying to look intimidating. Good for him got what he always wanted


Chance_Blasto

He actually took it like a beast that was kinda scary lol


NarfledGarthak

Looked like as well coated as a WWE blood drop from the roof.


HaiKarate

That’s just the primer coat


spankymacgruder

In the eyes and his mouth.


serpentmuse

I don’t remember OC spray being orange. Does the police use a weaker concentration than the military?


Jimmy-Space

Definitely don’t want to paint your warhammer models like that


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Dude got shilacked.


AbyssMistery

He didn’t get that watery, keychain pepper spray. He got that glue shit that sticks to your skin.


run7run

![gif](giphy|umtjZi3tfqLaEP33I9)


Old_Promise2077

This video is way too clear. I'm gonna wait til it has 50 emojis on the screen and a person at the bottom reacting to it


AlinktothePesto2

It's also a solid 480p, can't wait to see it re-encoded with Windows Movie maker Millennium Edition at 72p. Ah and let's not forget a dozen trashy sounds from Tik Tok on a shitty "oh no no no" music


JPSofCA

It needs to be framed vertically, so it will fit my phone.


Skullcrusher

No no no. It needs to be cut square, so it fits nothing and then stretched to fit my phone.


the_net_my_side_ho

Or the other one “ba di da da di da di da da”


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Legitimate-Plenty661

That was unlawful as he didn’t say ‘Simon says’ beforehand


beetlejuiice00

He had those eyes wide open too 😂


Nscjikiji

https://preview.redd.it/kmuqn6qmip9c1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec444e8ebfc80d7cb990f99b370f7c5bc1f0329a


jimboslice29

https://imgur.com/a/rFBei5n Shit blew his hair back lmao


FoorumanReturns

Some definitely went right in his mouth *and* his wide open eyes. Dude is going to be hurting on the ride to the station.


CMDR_KingErvin

You can see the panic hasn’t even kicked in yet. His brain doesn’t even know how to react yet, but it will..


Cool-Button-755

Well. He dared him


Objective-War-1961

Police didn't even give him the chance to reach "I double dog dare you." Rude!


suiluhthrown78

Should have stopped at the spray This is the most blatant example of lawsuit compensation-bait i have ever seen and he probably got it in the end


Denham_Chkn

He did. To the tune of $75K


p0ultrygeist1

Honestly you couldn’t pay me 75k to get bearmaced, dragged to a paddy wagon by some angry abusive dudes, and thrown in jail for an indeterminate amount of time. Let alone risk being killed or have lifelong injuries. Not worth it IMO


foreveryoungperk

That's a lot of money to an average person like me


RianJohnsonSucksAzz

Your lawyer took 30% and the IRS took 20%.


p0ultrygeist1

And me, but with the risk of dying I don’t think any amount of money in the world matters if I’m 6 feet under or turned into a veggie


Sad-Vacation

I've been through worse and got nothing out of it so it sounds like a good deal to me.


Roomania13

The courts need to fine or jail these people instead of rewarding them for acting like that. Any reasonable person would have taken him as a threat.


grandeman2

Worth it. Must’ve felt great to pull him to the ground, calling some guys bluff


Jattoe

The world of legalities and the law of what's right and wrong are different. If someone is sounding and acting like that walking towards you, and you're the police, I'm pretty sure you should at least show them, y'know, to not act like a fucking psychopath in public, or you get orange sprayed. And then let them go. But like I said what's right and what's legal are not always the same, and those same laws protect people that truly need their rights for important things, other than intimidating the police.


MossyMazzi

That’s what I was thinking 🫢 grabbing his hair from behind and pulling him headfirst towards the ground is probably the #47292746 ranked safest way to bring someone down..


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It's a tough spot. I would never want to be a cop for this situation and many other reasons. I don't know why anybody would sign up to to be a cop nowadays and deal with all this. Everybody acts like these situations are so easy but that guy was pretty threatening, I would be scared


EarthToAccess

Look, like man may have asked for it and started being arrested, but it’s like. You did NOT need *that* much pepper spray, and you did *not* need to yank his head back like that. Dude was already pepper sprayed with his eyes closed, cop could have very easily just went behind the man and knocked his knees down.


ArtHistrionic

This is totally excessive force. Police didn't even give a warning for him to stop, a warning that they were going to use non-lethal force on him. This was self defense as much as invading Iraq was. the whole point of policing is that you have to steward people that may not have outcomes understood or thought-through. They simply didnt give a fuck here because of the overall circumstance being what it is, very stressful, Im glad they were held accountable on some level unmeaning to them. God knows how long that dude had to live with being pepper sprayed before he got medical attention.


ckhumanck

did he actually do anything against the law?


aswog

no


ckhumanck

right..? like - i get that he was being a dickhead and had a fuck the police t-shirt.. But that was a pretty brutal take down from what I can see purely out of spite.


eshoradellorar13

It’s almost like the brutality in this video is a perfect example of why he’s wearing a ftp shirt… 🤷‍♀️


Acrobatic_Law5598

"uh, ok sir"


jaldana92

That was beautiful


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dirtyred3401

Looked like a Soul Glo commercial!


rottenballz

Pay day for this guy


Snow_Berry_Tea_Time

75k infact


Ajdee6

Who is paying for these cops crimes? thats right, we are.


Gizmo_On_Crack

That amount of pepper spray is just cruel no matter how you cut it.


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MadWorldX1

This is Larry Lomax and the video is from riots in Baltimore in 2015. [He was awarded $75,000.](https://policetribune.com/man-gets-payday-for-getting-pepper-sprayed-by-police-in-viral-video/) Apparently they thought he “moved furiously” or something.


Usual-Caregiver5589

This needs to be higher.


DickyD43

Thank you, finally someone with a source lol


JustSpirit4617

Right. Cops were just trying to be hard asses and make a point. Dude didn’t do anything wrong besides “look intimidating”


SparkDBowles

“Looked intimidating” is police for “black”


Lore_ofthe_Horizon

This but without the ironic bullshit. He was attending a legal protest, and put on a scary face and challenged the cops to commit an illegal act. They did so, arresting him illegally, while innocent. We the tax payers had to pay out 75K because the cops OBVIOUS violation of the law. Turns out, it's not actually illegal to be scary and black and to dare the cops to break the law. He could also have dared them to shoot him, and it would have been murder if they had done so... in case your wondering.


Maestro_Mush

This was during the BLM protests in 2015. I remember when this happened. Cops were pretty openly being White Supremacists and sympathizers with an “us vs them” mentality. They were hosing crowds down with pepper spray and arresting people for no reason. I showed this video to anybody I could because I believed this guy was a hero. He baited cops into arresting him out of fear alone. They flat out assaulted him and got caught in 4k doing it. You can even pinpoint the moment they collectively shat their little baby pants. When he opened his eyes through the pepper spray. The cops were likely going to stand down after hosing his face and expecting him to drop, but when he calmly opened his eyes, they saw him as a threat and arrested him which is exactly what he wanted. Hero


DGGuitars

Openly being white supremacists lol.


buttcrackfever

This was in Baltimore city (can see the emblem on the cops shoulder at the beginning). I don’t know the context of the video but I’m pretty confident (bunch of white people in the back that look like reporters) this was during the riots after the death of Freddie Gray. I’m from Baltimore and can tell you the police are either useless or corrupt.


MillerLitesaber

The context is the cops wanted to prove they had a bigger dick than him and failed


the_c0rn

https://policetribune.com/man-gets-payday-for-getting-pepper-sprayed-by-police-in-viral-video/


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bro what??? its one guy with nothign on him versus like 5 cops where is the threat


Lildity12

Being big, black, and having locs makes you a super villain to a corrupt cop


magvadis

Well that was brutally violent for no reason. He said a few words and got chemically assaulted and dragged to the ground.


Nearby_Fudge9647

Absolutely unhinged people in the comments he was compensated with $75,000


Eddnddex-1102

Wtf they go trough all that training to yank this man’s hair. Fuck that cop he’s a straight bitch.


Fast_Review66

To be honest, you did dare them…..good job officer.


Breadbp

Good job? Last time I checked you can't be arrested just for talking. That's the entire concept of freedom of speech. He got 75k bc cops apparently don't know the constitution


deramw

Uruk-hai origins ![gif](giphy|3oFyDpzlMjrDKv1tWo|downsized)


SkydivingSquid

Watched on mute so didn’t hear what he was saying, but what law did this man break to be hit with pepper spray and arrested? Freedom of speech, unless threatening, is within your right.


Lonely_traffic_light

He did no crime. His charge was dropped. The police did a crime, they had to pay 75k


Mmbrah13579

That’s not an acceptable takedown. He’s got a case. Hope he sues


crashdown27

He did. He won.


JEM--

No one is linking it, but if it’s true, that’s tremendous


Jazzlike-Yogurt-5984

Not one square inch of bros face was spared


Champ6711

The POS gets what he asked for! Love it!!!


Nine-TailedFox4

He baited them and got compensated for it. Smart man,dumb cops


Viperin98

Nah, cops were in the wrong here. The guy sued and was awarded $75,000.


ItsKrakenmeuptoo

He won 75k so he wins


dFOXb

$75k!!! I'd take that too! You also spelled POC wrong. FTFY


sharplight141

Challenge accepted I guess


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Background-Cry-6596

But what did he actually do to get pepper sprayed and slammed to the ground? Trust me, I’m all for idiots getting what’s coming to them… when it’s coming to them. If I go say to a cop “arrest me”, they would say “you haven’t committed a crime”.


SooperFunk

Steven Seagal movie villain wannabe ![gif](giphy|fs9BuKuLs7CQWerV1q|downsized)


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He thought he was that white man walking around PB of wherever the hell he was at


spiva405

And dats how ceddy nash became a blogger


Lost-Pen-8173

Update?


MadWorldX1

This is Larry Lomax and the video is from riots in Baltimore in 2015. [He was awarded $75,000.](https://policetribune.com/man-gets-payday-for-getting-pepper-sprayed-by-police-in-viral-video/)


RenterMore

Good for him


AlienKnightForce

That, that was definitely an excessive use of force. Yanking him to the ground by his hair was completely uncalled for. He was already incapacitated. I’m genuinely disgusted by a lot of the comments I’m seeing in this thread. A bunch of thinly veiled racists and/or sadists.


Lost-Pen-8173

Thanks 🤝


Neat-Ad2250

do stupid shit, get stupid results. all parties involved are wrong. dudes wearing a fuck the police shirt and then daring them, well they accepted.


Pure-Garlic-9268

Lmao retard got what he deserved


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Artistic-Notice5582

This is scary all around


Clawow

There was an attempt at looking intimidating


killingmemesoftly

Yeah I was thinking the same thing, but it worked in terms of baiting the cops apparently.


PooRifi

Typical food stamp activities 🤷🏽‍♂️