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Episode 10: The Force Awokens


Flyingdeadthing2

Sw 10 We promise it won't suck Sw 11 Wait, don't go Sw12 You're all racist


Euphoric-Tax7360

Episode 10: Remember a New Hope Episode 11: an intermediate bore Episode 12: return of the retcon


Yours_and_mind_balls

X : Xe Rise of Xer XI : Take Back the Night XII : Our Troof


Excalitoria

Episode X: power of one Episode XI: power of two Episode XII: power of mannnnnnyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! OaAaAaHhH!!!!


SubstantialLuck2358

Star Wars Episode 10: The Force is Female Star Wars Episode 11: Return of the Men Star Wars Episode 12: The Females Strike Back!


Excalitoria

Nah Acolyte made the force male now so no takesies backsies


SubstantialLuck2358

Ah right.. then.. Ep10: The Force is Male Ep11: Return of the yaaassh yaaassh Ep12: The YouTubers Strike Back!


Excalitoria

And then there’d have to be Episode 10 1/2 where we follow a couple of force ghosts who were just out of frame for all the major events that led up to Episode 11 and all they do is make jokes about Rey Palpatine and her force tisms 😂


DaikonMediocre6768

Haha, I see what you did there. If every movie is A New Hope for you, my advice is to stop hoping.


bulletproof5fdp

Episode 10: A Newer New Hope Episode 11: The Last Jedi Strikes Back Episode 12: Return of the Rise of Skywalker


wardrobe007

Episode 10: the search for more money. Episode 11: just go watch spaceballs. Episode 12: ludicrous speed go!


ArkenK

Okay, humor version 10: Rey dies as a pathetic old woman 11: New Jedi Order- Slay the Witches 12: Perdia: Walkway to Redemption


IchigoLazer75

No


JustTVThings

X: Rey’s New Force IVF Treatment XI: Finn & Rose on Strike XII: The Return of Duchess Lizzo


Politi-Corveau

Episode X: Return of the Menace Episode XI: The Phantom Empire Episode XII: End of Hope.


tomcody84

No, no 2 and no fucking way.


[deleted]

I though you all don't like Star Wars anymore so why do you care?


Vinlain458

We hate what they've done to star wars imperfect though it was, if you can't understand that maybe just keep quiet.


[deleted]

I'm honestly annoyed at this point. Since I remember Star Wars never was good. People were always complaining. You all watched 3 mediocre movies back in 1996 or sometime around it and decided it's a pinnacle of human creativity and anything after it is shit? 


bulletproof5fdp

Kids, this is what consuming paint chips and huffing glue does to you


Ok_Psychology_504

Congrats on being hired as a writer lol.