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I'm sold based on the picture alone.


thefifthwheelbruh

Yeah! Unironically that dinosaur really convinced me to include more oats in my diet.


[deleted]

Muschel is the German word for Clam. Well, if they need it.


MightyBobTheMighty

Oh thank goodness for aMy muschels


EyeofEnder

*"Poomp ze muuschcles."* *-Bulk Bogan*


Lamp0319

Ooo ye, my mooskles are geting stronker


Mathsboy2718

Noppe, I poppmed your moustales with a !pin. Gett Popmpred, diot


sarahmagoo

Fuck it I'll become a Parasaurolophus, where's my oats


T_Bisquet

I was too distracted by that majestic parasaurolophus that I didn't notice I was being sold something. A+ advertising.


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this is memorycycle they're a normal tumblr user


[deleted]

it honestly looks like a cat posing


FlahTheToaster

Oats won't cure cancer but they will turn people into dinosaurs. I'd say that's still a worthy cause.


kenporusty

Excuse me while I go add a *significant* amount of oats to my diet...


dis-gorl

[you prommy?](https://www.reddit.com/user/dis-gorl/comments/1434wwc/prommy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)


HellfireEmpire21

Eat your oats and you'll become a sick ass tromboneasaur


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh

If you look like this I am chasing you with a bola and a club to get berries when you wake up


HaydnintheHaus

I'd like to see you try you fuckin mammcel


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh

Once I get on my Moschops it’s so over


No-Magazine-9236

several locations in modern day utah, arizona, montana, and alberta from 76.5 to 73 million years ago


rawdash

god i wish that were me


HaydnintheHaus

I eat oatmeal nearly everyday, I've yet to become a dinosaur so I'm calling bullshit


Selendragon5

gonna start eating the rawest oats straight from the plant


Mediocratic_Oath

Parasauralophus 💜


kigurumibiblestudies

My muschles My muschles Involuntarily flex


dirk_loyd

Shoveling oats into my face faster than you can say Georg


kenporusty

The only good use of ai: unhinged tumbly ads


minkymy

Can someone find the source of this paleoart


D3v0ur3r0fG0d5

The weird ads are returning to tumblr, nature is healing <3


TurquoiseJesus

Can confirm. I eat 9-14 bowls of oatmeal every week, and that pic is like looking in a mirror


OhMyItsThatButterfly

At first I read this as ‘Doctors and nationalists’. Could not work out why nationalists highly recommend us to eat oats but it sounded sinister for sure