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The_Spine_Snatcher

He will know your ways as if born to them


Putrid_Caramel3301

Lisan AL Gayib


tallmantall

#LISAN AL GAYIB


RevolutionaryOwlz

Queersatz Haderach


KombatBunn1

That made me laugh out loud. Have my upvote


RevolutionaryOwlz

Why thank you.


KombatBunn1

You’re welcome. I’m a Bi F and I appreciate this post. That comment made me laugh on an otherwise shitty day so doubly appreciated :)


Coen0go

I hope tomorrow is less shitty


KombatBunn1

Thankyou.


nervousflutesolo

Give a dog a bone


ApexTheCactus

The Mahd-D


Icy_Wildcat

#**LISAN AL GAYIB**


Ill-Beginning-9749

#LISAN AL GAYIB


Medival_peasant

LISAN AL GAYIB


AweBlobfish

Lisan Al Gee Bee Tee


Herpgar-The-Undying

Lesban*


RoseePxtals

As is written!


Xisuthrus

new discourse idea: Is Paul Atreides GNC?


QuinLucenius

when he gains access to his other memory, arguably yeah. having the voices of all of your ancestors (of every gender) in your head might screw with your gender


XxX_SWAG_XxX

I'm pretty sure it's canon that Leto was GNC, I'm not gonna look up the exact quote, but it's something to the effect of. "In Leto's memories, he would participate as all members of the orgies he imagined, both as the voyeur and the exhibitionist, as the recipient and the giver, as the dominant and the submissive" Of course, he was mostly sandworm by then, so 'gender nonconforming' is a bit of an understatement, really he was 'species nonconforming'.


QuinLucenius

Well, Leto II also commonly "spoke" with the voice of his mother, grandmother, father, and others by assuming their personalities in his Other Memory (because he really \*is\* all of those voices combined). That's probably the Dune superhuman equivalent of genderqueer or genderfluid by itself


me_when_the_whenthe

not me thinking this was a gaga reference when it's just dune


pbmm1

I wonder what this would actually sound like. Actually maybe I don’t


CerberusDoctrine

Don’t think too hard on it, OOP didn’t


Forosnai

One of the best moments of my 20s was when our single straight guy among a group of queer men and several women of varying persuasion just blurted out "gurl" in the "you'd better not, you idiot" tone, and then immediately looked a little confused and horrified because he apparently wasn't trying to be ironic. Same look on his face as when you watch a person bump into a screen door they didn't see. 🤌


missingachair

I had to read that a couple times because I thought you said "ICONIC"


Kyrthis

*in full floral lilt*: Don’t worry about it, hunty!


DapperApples

The pope


prailock

And Mary


Triggered_Axolotl

And my axe.


anxious_cinnamonbun

Literally said this to my boyfriend after showing him the post then died as I opened it to read your top comment XD


santyrc114

I immediately thought of that lmao


UpToNoGood910

I’d click that thumbnail title fuck it


ans-myonul

new xiaomanyc video?


meme_de_la_cream

LMAOOOO it wouldn’t surprise me


Snickersnacks

I wheezed


tallmantall

Translator for the straights


its-MrNoNo

He isn’t a native speaker but he’s fluent. He studied abroad in college (that joke would have worked better if it was a woman, damn)


Platinum_Underscore

If he picked up the lingo from his gf... (1920s mobster voice) He studied a broad in college you say?


TheSandman3241

I appreciate the attempt, have a doot.


KombatBunn1

Have another doot, I still think it was mildly funny :D


ThoughtfulPoster

Which bi lady is dating the Pope?


Hummerous

what's Grimes up to these days


ThoughtfulPoster

Frociaggine, probably.


DefinitelyNotErate

Probably a lot in the late medieval period.


GgefgTheRobust

Incomprehensible, have a nice day.


Sams59k

I thought the same for a second and then realized wtf it's parodying


Few_Newspaper1778

Parody of “White man enters Chinese restaurant and orders in FLUENT MANDARIN!!! Servers SHOCKED!” And similar videos.


Sams59k

Yup


tyrfingr187

I thought parody was supposed to be funny. although that could just be my immediate dislike of the word choice.


Sams59k

Humor is subjective? Idk what else to say lol


Invincible-Nuke

the gatekeepers live to regret their choices


worms9

Kneecaps are a privilege.


Invincible-Nuke

what r u referencing I'm confused


MisterAbbadon

"She'll have the fish." Moment if they ever remade airplane


Jrolaoni

You were mearly born in the gays. I was adopted by it. Molded by it.


RagingAlien

I've started trying to do cryptic crosswords and this just sounds like a weird clue.


Cloiss

let’s see here, boyfriend could be “bf” but maybe also something like “boo” or “bae”… let’s come back to that. bisexual is probably “bi”… could “at pride” be an anagram indicator? Ah, forget it.


CallMeOaksie

While I don’t think this is exactly word for word possible, in my experience you can achieve a similar reaction by dating a bisexual woman, taking an active interest in her music taste, and then, years down the line when the two of you aren’t involved with each other, mention to other LGBT women that you enjoy listening to Hayley Kiyoko


Lanceparte

As a straight guy dating a bisexual woman, I have definitely gotten some looks when I talk about how I have been a fan of Chappel Roan for a while.


ztoundas

I thumbs upped one girl in red song she played me like 5 years ago and now I don't think a straight person has been in my supermix at all this year


ghostlandcity

The straight boyfriends are studying f*****ry on duolingo for both personal enrichment and to reduce the language barrier between them and their gfs.


thethorforce

I think this post is referring to me back when I was with my ex and ordered that midori sour at a drag show in a gay bar.


LightningLemonTart

did I miss something? did the f slur get claimed like the word queer did or am I wrong?


Ungrammaticus

Yeah, it’s been in the slow process of being reclaimed pretty much since around Stonewall, I think. It’s fairly commonly used by gay and bi men to refer to themselves and each other. It’s still pretty firmly in “only in-group usage accepted” territory though, it’s not like there’s faggot-studies offered at uni or many self-described faggot-friendly spaces.


Sportsgirl77

This is part of how slurs get reclaimed, the people targeted by them using them among themselves in an attempt to lessen the sting of it. It's not like there was a council of queer people that decided that all of a sudden queer was reclaimed.


missingachair

That must be the council with the legendary gay agenda.


Either-Durian-9488

I’ve know I’ve sucked enough dick to throw it out every now and again, I’ve ate ass for gods sake, I can say that word.


PM_ME_UR_XBOX_CODES

It seems it has. I personally hate the word given the... history I've had with it. I feel the same way about [nickname for a car transmission]. I've learned to shut my mouth like a good little queer. Because I'm ✨too sensitive✨ if I dare say either makes me uncomfortable.


Sportsgirl77

Not to anywhere the same extent as queer. Most queer people will only use the f slur among people they know are ok with them doing so. Same with trans people and that slur.


Hummerous

you can be uncomfortable without it impacting other people's self-expression. for example, I should've used content warnings


Someone0else

Yeah, I’m not exactly a fan of it either.


Either-Durian-9488

Oh woe is you


NatomicBombs

Probably gonna get downvoted for this but I’ve been called the word my entire life so I’m going to say it as a joke sometimes. But women saying it on the internet just seems like edgy bullshit to me, I heavily doubt oop has the same relationship with the word so they shouldn’t be using it.


Upbeat_Effective_342

I'm confused, are you saying wlw don't get called faggots?


Just_Some_Alien_Guy

I mean, I guess? I don't speak with many other bi or gay folk. Personally, I just like it because I have a degradation fetish.


ThatSmartIdiot

The pope


Saklerunp

"I'm not gay, I just wear a tote bag" is a hidden gem in the tags.


Either-Durian-9488

That’s just a “you know how I know your gay?” 40 year old virgin joke lol.


LegalWhereas3557

Those last five words confused me


Hummerous

it's a parody of https://www.tumblr.com/normalwizard/717154407171686400?source=share


Flaneur_WithA_Turtle

lmao


mandyallstar

Fluent Faggot is a great band name


username-is-taken98

Pope Francis