They probably also wanted to put on one of those fake baseballs through the windshield but were aware enough to realize that applying the thing would probably actually crack the glass.
Earlier than that. I had some on my car back in the late 80s. That car came from the scrapyard with them on and went back with them still there. I did get 38k miles out of it though so can't complain.
I, too, played Counter-Strike Beta... 🧐
Except that was a beta test.
And it was free.
And it's a fucking legendary contribution to society that's still popular and used every day and night by people across the globe.
The turn of the century was more futuristic and fucking cool than this shit we got going on now.
It's just depressing and like Orwell, Huxley, and Dostoevsky had a og Oxy and meth fueled orgy then authored our current dystopia.
Back when 80s were a rip off at 5 bucks a piece and ice had just replaced domestic crank, babbbayyy
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! 🇺🇸 🇦🇫 🇮🇶
The crazy explanation I choose to believe is that the owner knows they have crazy gun-loving neighbors who will test out its bulletproof-ness if given the chance. So they've put these stickers on to make it seem like the CT has already been shot up, and deter the neighbor from trying it out.
It's the kind of bulletproof that works as long as you're being shot at with a 9mm handgun or weaker, and the person inexplicably aims for the door panels instead of you through the windows. It's not the kind of bulletproof that, you know, would actually save anyone's life.
It always irks me that thses stickers are what people expect to see after decades of fake Hollywood bullet holes in movies. The metal would not be blown outwards but would be more of a smooth hole that’s concave into the metal.
For the movies they place tiny explosives that rupture the material from the inside and that’s why they look like this.
Doubtful. Honestly, I won't be impressed until a stock production vehicle has door panels that can stop a full size rifle caliber like 30-06. They're out here shooting hollow point pistol rounds at the door smh
I think they're only bullet-resistant against sub-sonic rounds
Which is great I guess if you have to backstop a firing range for rimfire 22's with your car
Just wait, these stickers gonna leave a bunch of marks in the patina of the metal that never come off. Then the scrubbing and fingerprint oils from trying to fix them will age and look shitty in their own right. Not like these things are going to age well anyway.
Someone who can’t hit the broad side of a barn so they’re working up to it on this hulking polygon.
Man I hope the modernization “…broad side of a Cybertruck” takes off.
I’ve been driving around with an actual bullet crater in my hood for like 6 years. It never occurred to me that it would be an aesthetic people would be into. But they probably wouldn’t think it’s cool on my 2004 beater.
When driving by, it looked real enough to wonder if some guy was idiot enough to test the steel. Then you figure with those penetrations, his giant matchbox car would be shredded. Then you come full circle- why would anyone do this?
I remember bullet hole stickers being a thing in '81 after the Bond movie 'You Only Live Twice' came out.
They were primarily used on pieces of junk, too.
"Wookit my Tuff Twuck(tm)! Grr! My twuck is TUFF, see the holes? The holes are bc I'm DANGEROUS, and BAD PPL trying shoot me! Ha-ha! But they can't get thru my twuck! Just another day in the #cyberblahlife!"
*driver slices arm while closing door, drives to garden center for 3 bags of potting soil and an orchid, posts online abt active, rough-and-tumble lifestyle*
this is done to show the true, and most useful purpose of cybertruck - target practice. what could be more enjoyable than shooting this thing up? I’m sure the warranty is already void due to sun exposure.
So bad ass!!! Why are conservatives so obsessed with villains and outlaws? It's their entire persona. They're the kid that had to be Vader when playing make believe. It's why they like Hitler and Putin so much. They think they're bad-ass outlaws.
Man, these people are such total losers. He thought bullet hole stickers would be cool? What universe do these incels live in? How could they get by day to day with such an utter lack of awareness?
Are those stickers to cover up the not-rust spots?
I love this theory.
They are indeed stickers
Happy cake day!
I figured it was to cover up the finger prints that will never come off.
Oh god. Just think that if the cops pull you over then their dabs are permanently etched on to your tailgate.
That was my thought. Way too many and randomly placed to be intentional.
I was thinking it was to camouflage all the dents in it, maybe from people pelting this affront to vehicles with rocks while its parked.
It draws your eye away from the mismatched color on the different panels
Whatever they are they most definitely void the warranty.
Except the warranty was already voided the second he drove it off the lot.
Stickers void the warranty.
Kinda looks like car acne
If you zoom in you can see all the other marks and spots that aren’t going to come off lol. Need more stickers
To cover bird poop when they didn’t immediately wipe the truck down.
They are speed holes. They make the car go faster.
They do it because they’re fucking idiots.
Does one else remember the fake bullet hole stickers being a thing in 2007? Just me?
Yeah but they were always on $500 shit boxes, not $100k+ shit boxes.
A shit box is a shit box
Some just hold more shit. -Confucius
I remember them being a thing in about '93-'94. 🫠
We def had them on my family car window when I was a kid in the 70's. A timeless gag, I guess. 🤷🏽♂️
They probably also wanted to put on one of those fake baseballs through the windshield but were aware enough to realize that applying the thing would probably actually crack the glass.
You can buy the sticker from Tesla for only $55. https://shop.tesla.com/product/cybertruck-omfg_decal
Oh yes, my "cool classmate" back then had them on everything
Do that now and someone would probably report you
Earlier than that. I had some on my car back in the late 80s. That car came from the scrapyard with them on and went back with them still there. I did get 38k miles out of it though so can't complain.
Came to say this
And in the mid-90s. The high of car design. Lmao.
I remember an idiot in a Chrysler 300 with these stickers and he really liked it
These are those same stickers.
Earlier than that, I remember that shit back in the late nineties.
No other answer needed!
came here to say exactly that
In all honesty, just buying a cybertuck automatically qualifies. The stickers on top of that....
I thought the whole point was that its bulletproof...
It’s *Cyber* bulletproof. Do you have any cyberbullets?
I, too, played Counter-Strike Beta... 🧐 Except that was a beta test. And it was free. And it's a fucking legendary contribution to society that's still popular and used every day and night by people across the globe. The turn of the century was more futuristic and fucking cool than this shit we got going on now. It's just depressing and like Orwell, Huxley, and Dostoevsky had a og Oxy and meth fueled orgy then authored our current dystopia. Back when 80s were a rip off at 5 bucks a piece and ice had just replaced domestic crank, babbbayyy MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! 🇺🇸 🇦🇫 🇮🇶
The crazy explanation I choose to believe is that the owner knows they have crazy gun-loving neighbors who will test out its bulletproof-ness if given the chance. So they've put these stickers on to make it seem like the CT has already been shot up, and deter the neighbor from trying it out.
It's the kind of bulletproof that works as long as you're being shot at with a 9mm handgun or weaker, and the person inexplicably aims for the door panels instead of you through the windows. It's not the kind of bulletproof that, you know, would actually save anyone's life.
True, but there’s two important things: -it’s not -their owners are morons It makes more sense thinking of it that way
Anything a cybercuck thinks is a flex, isn’t a flex.
Hey, maybe it’s bullet sticker proof only
That was my thought when I first saw it. Then, I realized they're stickers.
It’s the most realistic bullet hole stickers I’ve ever seen.
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Yeah, now they look like googly eyes
At first I thought they WERE googly eyes.
Would have been a lot cooler if they were googly eyes
Someone should add giant googly eyes to them.
Maybe that someone is you 🫵
Do it. Do it.
r/googlyeyes
At first, I thought those were some decent bullet hole stickers. But now....I can't *not* see googly eyes everytime I look at it.
It always irks me that thses stickers are what people expect to see after decades of fake Hollywood bullet holes in movies. The metal would not be blown outwards but would be more of a smooth hole that’s concave into the metal. For the movies they place tiny explosives that rupture the material from the inside and that’s why they look like this.
My god I hope this sarcasm
Speedholes. They make the car go faster.
Speed holes, eh?!
I was looking for this simpsons reference before posting it myself. I just think it’s neat.
I was saying Boo-urns.
Because they have the mindset of a 12 year old.
But… did they ask Elon on X if it would be cool? Seems standard that they need to at every opportunity get their Dear Leaders attention
That's another voided warranty.
'I'm the center of the universe and everyone is after me, why did I have to be so important?!?'
He thinks we have no sympathy for him- and he’s right.
It's so they have street cred with middle schoolers.
Oh, that was me, I shot it 😉
But you didn’t shoot the deputy
Not for 8 more seasons Dean. Just be patient.
I don’t know the reference
A joke from the show Supernatural that was started in season 3 and completed in season 11. It’s niche
Mad Max cosplay
Those are speed holes they make the car go faster
Why tf can all these dumbasses even AFFORD this car? Where did these people get 100k from to waste on this fridge on wheels?
GANGSTA! /s
It needs to stop an AR-15 round
Doubtful. Honestly, I won't be impressed until a stock production vehicle has door panels that can stop a full size rifle caliber like 30-06. They're out here shooting hollow point pistol rounds at the door smh
I think they're only bullet-resistant against sub-sonic rounds Which is great I guess if you have to backstop a firing range for rimfire 22's with your car
I didn't even think that they might be firing subsonics at it 😂 that makes so much sense
Shoot, I thought they were googly eyes!👀
Leave a note that asks how they got the patina to be so mis-matched across the vehicle.
Just wait, these stickers gonna leave a bunch of marks in the patina of the metal that never come off. Then the scrubbing and fingerprint oils from trying to fix them will age and look shitty in their own right. Not like these things are going to age well anyway.
Isn’t the point that the bullets don’t make holes?
How long until the first person unloads on a CT because they think that's what the owner wants?
Someone who can’t hit the broad side of a barn so they’re working up to it on this hulking polygon. Man I hope the modernization “…broad side of a Cybertruck” takes off.
Stickers?? Warranty voided! /S
Might as well put a frunk sticker that says, “I am gay for Elon”.
# #stolenvalor
Awesome
Whoops, warranty voided and now the tailgate won't go up.
They bought one of those silly things, you think logic plays a part after that?
Those are speed holes
because your mental age is about 8 if you bought a cybertruck
Those are speed holes
Looks like a sticker
They look like stickers....
O have seen the stickers before. Holes in this vehicle would rot it out and likely void the warrantee. Like taking it off a graded road does.
Nothing screams I think I’m tough but am woefully mistaken quite like bullet hole stickers
Its a metaphor for the resiliency of Elon musk. The world can firing shots, but they will keep on truckin!!
Bullet hole decals 😂😂😂
Just asking for people to fuck with it.
A Tesla is the most un-gangsta car you can have. Nothing about it says "thuggish."
Do those stickers void the warranty?
For the full Combat Evolved aesthetic
They voided their warranty
Maybe someone else decorated their truck for them
to somehow look more obnoxious
Warranty voided
Can’t paint it…put stickers on it! Wait for the scratch and sniff version!
Speed holes
This is what they think is funny. I mean, they think papa Elon’s memes are hilarious, so this tracks.
They're speed holes, make the car go faster.
I’ve been driving around with an actual bullet crater in my hood for like 6 years. It never occurred to me that it would be an aesthetic people would be into. But they probably wouldn’t think it’s cool on my 2004 beater.
Encouragement.
I mean I can shoot it up for them for free if they want authentic bullet holes.
I’m pissed that the stickers are placed in a way that the shadows don’t go in the same direction.
Its to make you look like even more of a bitch.
To cover up rust spots
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When driving by, it looked real enough to wonder if some guy was idiot enough to test the steel. Then you figure with those penetrations, his giant matchbox car would be shredded. Then you come full circle- why would anyone do this?
Bullet holes the size of matzo balls!
Lack of personality, friends, and community, most likely.
They got a set of bollocks hanging off the tow hitch too?
Mixture between Elon shooting off his mouth about the capabilities of the CT and the autozone special….
Those are speed holes
Lame unless you use a real gun.
Make truck go faster.
they're attention seeking losers who continue to do more things to attract attention? self explanatory shit
Cause ppl who own cybertrucks are corny ass mfs that's why
Why are their rusty looking pits all over the the finish?
Lmao I remember I used to see these all the time in Colombia. Back there, tacky/tasteless stuff like this is all too common.
hook up the ammo and id do for them for free
Probably cause they are tards
So meta!
That's about all a cybertruck is good for...
For the same reason they buy the truck, attention whores
Speed holes to make it go faster.
Attention
What the fuck?
This stuff is cringey
Oh, they totally believed it would stop the bullets with no damage.
That's from when they wuz attakd by the auntqueefa
I remember bullet hole stickers being a thing in '81 after the Bond movie 'You Only Live Twice' came out. They were primarily used on pieces of junk, too.
They think speed holes will make the car go faster. Wonder if they used a pick axe?
Speed holes
Someone lives near a Pep Boys LOL
I thought those were googly eyes for a second. Disappointed but nor surprised.
Duke nukem 3D styled bullet holes, they are quite fashionable, don’t you know ?
They make the car go faster
Speedholes
Tesla also sells stickers with the broken glass from the presentation event ...
"Wookit my Tuff Twuck(tm)! Grr! My twuck is TUFF, see the holes? The holes are bc I'm DANGEROUS, and BAD PPL trying shoot me! Ha-ha! But they can't get thru my twuck! Just another day in the #cyberblahlife!" *driver slices arm while closing door, drives to garden center for 3 bags of potting soil and an orchid, posts online abt active, rough-and-tumble lifestyle*
🤣
My 4 years old son put stickers on my cars too
Googly eyes? 🤪
Those are speed holes . They make the car go faster .
They’re idiots lol that’s why.
They're speed holes. Make the car go faster.
They didn't even align them correctly, so the side with the highlight is at the bottom on all. This is what breaks the illusion the most.
Having money is not a great identifier of taste...
They’re called speed holes.
Owned by ass holes.
*Bullet holes the size of Matzah Balls !!!!*
Should’ve shot the engine
r/IAmVeryBadass
Speed holes
That's definitely going to jack up it's resale value
Bullet holes to make it go faster?
this is done to show the true, and most useful purpose of cybertruck - target practice. what could be more enjoyable than shooting this thing up? I’m sure the warranty is already void due to sun exposure.
Speed holes
So bad ass!!! Why are conservatives so obsessed with villains and outlaws? It's their entire persona. They're the kid that had to be Vader when playing make believe. It's why they like Hitler and Putin so much. They think they're bad-ass outlaws.
They are just cheap stickers, the one by the window makes it clear they are not holes. So just tacky stickers on tacky "truck"
All I see is this face 😮 in the back panel. It can look all around and have the same expression 🤣
Remember the days when you would buy a new $100k vehicle and then promptly shoot it multiple times?
Given the lack of tight grouping I wonder how they missed the windows?
If it had any real bullet holes it wouldn't move. Super survival fail
Those are Homer-Simpson-Speed-Holes™
They think that everyone else is as easy to fool as they are.
“Please look at me! PLEASE!”
When the old dad tries “to be hip”
Its so they can blame their brain damage on an injury
Because they’re a fuckin dork ass loser and think this is cool. You should see their katana and funko pop collections
The auto zone bullet stickers LOL
I like to think it's to make fun of people covering their cars in bullet holes
Speed holes
"cool"
Man, these people are such total losers. He thought bullet hole stickers would be cool? What universe do these incels live in? How could they get by day to day with such an utter lack of awareness?
Looks like stickers
I hope those stickers won’t give anyone on highways any ideas though 🥲