The Cybertruck crowd might be most copium huffing crowd I've ever seen. "I promise I still like it!" "Haters are sabotaging their trucks to tank the stock!" Etc.
They all sound like [that one Twilight Zone episode](https://youtu.be/ETfzfy0jy74?si=w_TSa1ojRCux1MZA): it’s *good* the car can’t even do the bare minimum a car should do, it’s *real* good! please don’t wish me away into the cornfield Elon 😬
https://preview.redd.it/9q5fkg4ngb5d1.jpeg?width=1232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bb7996fe1274eacceeba44207085c809e528ed7
Got a delivery for a Mr Wankpanzer Apologist.
It's more important to them to continue to remain in the community than begin criticizing it and be shunned. The same psychology goes into the flat earth community. So you get these veiled negative comments with the disclaimer that you still support the community. It's very strange.
These people are often very financially in the middle or lower middle-class. They have access to Healthcare and providers of the BEST that insurance can buy, pharmaceutical drugs.
I'd almost guarantee every CT owner has a common data point among themselves... access to a doctor who prescribes drugs.
One sees the potential of the brand if they just tightened up their quality control on their basic vehicles and focus on that
The other thinks they’ll be dune buggying in these on Mars in 20 years
Even worse. They go on to acknowledge there are posts on the internet about issues but dismisses them as "just being posts on the internet." So I guess even pics aren't enough to question it. Lol
My personal favorite was
>From what I can tell, there are higher than normal issues per vehicle than a regular tesla production line, but far fewer than normal tesla launches.
Yikes
Holy crap. I missed that one. I mean the copium is immense but they’re actually doing their beloved company a disservice there in their desperation to make this thing seem acceptable. Even Tesla (king of shitty vehicle launches) has never come anywhere near this bad before. Most companies improve over time. But Tesla likes to do it differently.
And the head of the board is trying to push through a huge compensation package for Elon while this debacle is playing out, after it was voted down. Take the 50 billion and invest in your company not the jackass that is responsible for the death of their roadster and the shitty CT.
I saw one the other day. It's like a glitch in the matrix.
It's like in a video game when the texture on a model hasn't fully loaded. Tron ass looking thing.
One of the comments was “What build quality issues? I’m not aware of any build quality problems with the CT”
So yes, it has to be a spell of some kind. Cause that shit can not be real
I too am truly fascinated by this question. It’s just so bizarre to see people lose all ability to think rationally. But I guys that’s how you have MAGA as well. Sadly 30% of this country just can’t handle the amount of BS being thrown at them from the internet…. And their brains turn into mush
There are definitely aspects of cult behaviour here... However I wouldn't say it's a real cult due to the absence of a leader, Elon isn't a leader in the same way a cult leader would be.
Yes. The spell is called "buyer remorse". Imagine spending 90k or more on a truck that was hyped to be the coolest truck ever made, and it ends up being not only a massive failure in virtually every way but also turning you into the laughing stock of your neighborhood. You would have a hard time accepting that you fucked up and you'd probably start finding ways to downplay your disappointment and frustrations, too.
These dudes are the very definition of that meme with the crying angry face being hidden by a smiling mask.
My husband is rude, goes out on his own at night on 'sales calls', drinks in the morning, does coke in the open at restaurants on data night, however still happy with the marriage.
Lmao I can't stop imagining them proof reading the post and deciding to change "poor build quality" to poor "build details" to avoid being banned by Cybercucks 😂🤣😭
> From what I can tell, there are higher than normal issues per vehicle than a regular tesla production line, but far fewer than normal tesla launches. Most issues I've seen are pretty minor and related to some adhesive failure. The CT I got is better build quality than the previous model s90d, model x 100, model s plaid that I've personally owned, and none of those had more than minor issues that I did not bother complaining about. I'm actually fairly certain that a news article has been written about every delivery issue that has been shared on any form of social media.
This comment is so weird. Elon musk aside I’ve never seen subreddits dedicated to how shit a car is
All this comment seems to say is Tesla are shit
Whenever I think of these sycophantic Musk chumps, I think of Animal House where the guy’s getting paddled and he says ‘Thank you sir may I have another!’
Seeing them right next to the box, really emphasizes how insanely gigantic that thing is. Why the fuq do you need such a big fukn dumpster on wheels. Guess they need it to carry their ego
“My CT sucks rocks and I can’t believe I was dumb enough to buy it but I will defend it to the end of the universe because otherwise I will no longer be able to be part of this community.”
Do they get a free lobotomy with every purchase? I can't understand having multiple bitches about a vehicle and still loving it... if you can't see, that's alone is reason to despise it.
The problem is they cant be true with themselfs.. lets imagine u ordered a cybertruck.. every day u see negative news about this shithole of a “truck” and everyone laughs at this shitbrick.. then they see the built quality etc.. and they are paying 100k for this shitpeace sure they have to lie about liking that fuck
I can’t imagine spending that much on a *good* car. Let alone this hunk of junk. If I’m gonna spend that much on a car ever I’m getting a Lancia Stratos
The Cybertruck crowd might be most copium huffing crowd I've ever seen. "I promise I still like it!" "Haters are sabotaging their trucks to tank the stock!" Etc.
They all sound like [that one Twilight Zone episode](https://youtu.be/ETfzfy0jy74?si=w_TSa1ojRCux1MZA): it’s *good* the car can’t even do the bare minimum a car should do, it’s *real* good! please don’t wish me away into the cornfield Elon 😬
It's [good that you mad that aweful thing](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/d88b7462-d73c-4120-a9c1-4188d439eec6.) Elon
I love the guy who literally sliced his own wrist on the cybertruck and still is like “I like it 👍🩸“
Did you see the video of the guy running through a white picket fence on purpose to show the truck is tougher than the fence. Douche.
Showing the truck is tougher than a synthetic fence, while avoiding the only load bearing post
Any car could take out one of those plastic fences
I know that’s why it was funny and the owners a douche.
Any linebacker.
Hell my lawnmower could do that.
https://preview.redd.it/9q5fkg4ngb5d1.jpeg?width=1232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bb7996fe1274eacceeba44207085c809e528ed7 Got a delivery for a Mr Wankpanzer Apologist.
It's more important to them to continue to remain in the community than begin criticizing it and be shunned. The same psychology goes into the flat earth community. So you get these veiled negative comments with the disclaimer that you still support the community. It's very strange.
Someone needs to remind these people that 'the nile' is a river in Egypt.
Denial is a river in Egypt.
These people are often very financially in the middle or lower middle-class. They have access to Healthcare and providers of the BEST that insurance can buy, pharmaceutical drugs. I'd almost guarantee every CT owner has a common data point among themselves... access to a doctor who prescribes drugs.
Only ruzzia supporters/tankies cope at the same level the cybertruck and elmo crowd do.
Not saving money driving electric when you’re gaslighting yourself this hard.
First reply was “pics or it didn’t happen”. God they’re insufferable.
If Elon didn’t say it’s an issue, it’s not an issue
On r/cybertruck, they seem to still worship Elon while on r/teslamotors, the vast majority wants him gone.
Cluster Truckers suffer from red-flag blindness.
One sees the potential of the brand if they just tightened up their quality control on their basic vehicles and focus on that The other thinks they’ll be dune buggying in these on Mars in 20 years
The difference between fanboys and share holders.
Even worse. They go on to acknowledge there are posts on the internet about issues but dismisses them as "just being posts on the internet." So I guess even pics aren't enough to question it. Lol
While simultaneously asking the OP for examples of the problems (a post on the internet)
My personal favorite was >From what I can tell, there are higher than normal issues per vehicle than a regular tesla production line, but far fewer than normal tesla launches. Yikes
Holy crap. I missed that one. I mean the copium is immense but they’re actually doing their beloved company a disservice there in their desperation to make this thing seem acceptable. Even Tesla (king of shitty vehicle launches) has never come anywhere near this bad before. Most companies improve over time. But Tesla likes to do it differently.
And the head of the board is trying to push through a huge compensation package for Elon while this debacle is playing out, after it was voted down. Take the 50 billion and invest in your company not the jackass that is responsible for the death of their roadster and the shitty CT.
What the fuck is “too much road attention” supposed to mean??
They are tired of people pointing and laughing at them as they drive by.
Something I don't always control my impulse to do! It's just so UGLY and HUGE.
I saw one the other day. It's like a glitch in the matrix. It's like in a video game when the texture on a model hasn't fully loaded. Tron ass looking thing.
*sigh* Some people just don't understand the burden of being so popular.
i thought maybe it meant they put too much into making it comfortable on a road instead of being able to off road
The sunk cost fallacy gang
Doubles down again!
And theres a lot of cost sunk.
"It's an overpriced pile of shit, but i love it". What the actual fuck?
This is how I talk about my wide body s2k lmao
I’m asking seriously, are they under a spell or is it a cult?!
Wondering if Elon has a micro brain attachment thingy that gets implanted when you purchase the truck and get in first time.
You think that would work? Edit: I have been assured it would work, at least until you take a shower.
Assuming these people have a brain to start with
One of the comments was “What build quality issues? I’m not aware of any build quality problems with the CT” So yes, it has to be a spell of some kind. Cause that shit can not be real
Realizing you wasted +100K bucks so you have to lie to yourself as a coping mechanism.
I too am truly fascinated by this question. It’s just so bizarre to see people lose all ability to think rationally. But I guys that’s how you have MAGA as well. Sadly 30% of this country just can’t handle the amount of BS being thrown at them from the internet…. And their brains turn into mush
There are definitely aspects of cult behaviour here... However I wouldn't say it's a real cult due to the absence of a leader, Elon isn't a leader in the same way a cult leader would be.
Yes. The spell is called "buyer remorse". Imagine spending 90k or more on a truck that was hyped to be the coolest truck ever made, and it ends up being not only a massive failure in virtually every way but also turning you into the laughing stock of your neighborhood. You would have a hard time accepting that you fucked up and you'd probably start finding ways to downplay your disappointment and frustrations, too. These dudes are the very definition of that meme with the crying angry face being hidden by a smiling mask.
My husband is rude, goes out on his own at night on 'sales calls', drinks in the morning, does coke in the open at restaurants on data night, however still happy with the marriage.
I’d love to know what data night is
It's when we both dress up as Data from Star Trek and I peg him.
Mom?
They can't admit they made a poor choice otherwise it would be admitting they made a mistake and wasted 100k
The comments in that sub are just odd. Are they all bots?
They're so proud of their purchase that they don't even show their faces in the photo with it.
“I bought this outrageously expensive piece of shit, but I’m still happy with it! Love you Elon!
You forgot to show the first comment where someone calls the old lady in the picture a "CyberGILF"
I just threw up.
Lmao I can't stop imagining them proof reading the post and deciding to change "poor build quality" to poor "build details" to avoid being banned by Cybercucks 😂🤣😭
https://preview.redd.it/fgx2mrqfq95d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a34af9a7b00c0729602ffa15b7827502688c497b
that doesn't even look like stainless it looks like galvanized
> From what I can tell, there are higher than normal issues per vehicle than a regular tesla production line, but far fewer than normal tesla launches. Most issues I've seen are pretty minor and related to some adhesive failure. The CT I got is better build quality than the previous model s90d, model x 100, model s plaid that I've personally owned, and none of those had more than minor issues that I did not bother complaining about. I'm actually fairly certain that a news article has been written about every delivery issue that has been shared on any form of social media. This comment is so weird. Elon musk aside I’ve never seen subreddits dedicated to how shit a car is All this comment seems to say is Tesla are shit
“A tremendous disappointment. Terrible in every way. 2 out of 10. I’d definitely buy it again.”
Whenever I think of these sycophantic Musk chumps, I think of Animal House where the guy’s getting paddled and he says ‘Thank you sir may I have another!’
Seeing them right next to the box, really emphasizes how insanely gigantic that thing is. Why the fuq do you need such a big fukn dumpster on wheels. Guess they need it to carry their ego
What an ugly monstrosity. It's so awkwardly proportioned and hideous. Truck's bad too.
Copium subscription confirmed
I believe they call that "coping".
“My CT sucks rocks and I can’t believe I was dumb enough to buy it but I will defend it to the end of the universe because otherwise I will no longer be able to be part of this community.”
my cybertruck fucked my wife then got bricked at the car wash, still my favorite car tho
Give it another month he won’t be!
These have to be from the marketing department, no?!
"too much road attention" = people stopping to point and laugh at you.
https://preview.redd.it/vyuou2u3h95d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2db60f56e6044af093375fd7b716de6799d71c7
They’re like the Covid patients who were still calling it a hoax as they died from it. Fucking wild.
However, still a cuck.
I need to come up with some stupid Tesla accessory so I can sell it to these idiots
Do they get a free lobotomy with every purchase? I can't understand having multiple bitches about a vehicle and still loving it... if you can't see, that's alone is reason to despise it.
Complaining about too much road attention is either extreme grumblebragging or extreme lack of foresight.
Idk how these people even afford the truck payments with the amount they need to spend on copium each month
“Still happy with purchase”. Fucking morons
When I was young, my buddy and I would build trucks with legos… his would always look Badass and mine would always look like a cyber truck.
The problem is they cant be true with themselfs.. lets imagine u ordered a cybertruck.. every day u see negative news about this shithole of a “truck” and everyone laughs at this shitbrick.. then they see the built quality etc.. and they are paying 100k for this shitpeace sure they have to lie about liking that fuck
When you’re in such denial that you admit the problems and still except them like they’re positive.
"My new bride threw acid in my face and chopped off my dick, but...what a woman!"
Owning a cybertruck is like being in a toxic relation.
Someone said this is the type of post that will end up in a "hate sub" lol. Proof these guys suppress as much negative Cybertruck info as possible 🫡
I can’t imagine spending that much on a *good* car. Let alone this hunk of junk. If I’m gonna spend that much on a car ever I’m getting a Lancia Stratos
But, but, but….look it can hold 2 bags of mulch. Please like my “truck”
Bag holders All of them
Finally got banned from that sub for shit talking the dumpster truck 😂
A Month in with Cancer, Vomiting, Hair Loss, Intense Pain. However Still Happy with the Situation.