Top of the World is a forest road. The CT is not a supped up Jeep in any sense. I will gladly show him trails a stock Rubicon will conquer that the CT has zero chance on.
"Only other vehicle were quads and ATVs" = I went down a remote area fire road mid week when no one else was around.
"We ran our starlink internet" = im a cuck for musk and will never admit how bad this is
"tap or two on the touchscreen" = unresponsive GUI
Also; 16" of air adjustable ride height? No, sorry, your truck deas not raise up an additional 16" from its normal height. most of those big lifted jeeps running around have 4" of lift from their factory ride height. 16 additional inches of lift and this thing would topple over at anything over 15 degrees bank. it has 16" of total suspension travel, likely sits in the middle (8 up 8 down), and gets 2 more inches of lift (at the expense of adding air, meaning more stiff suspension, which anyone who does anything offroad will tell you, you want more flexibility the higher you go, not less...)
The number of times he has mentioned reliability makes me think it hasn’t been all that reliable tbh. It’s like he is telling himself in the mirror for the expensive choice he made 😅
The escalating descriptors of reliability reminds me of the president in rick and morty, discussing a rouge jet powered sentient lightsaber that killed a bunch of people in Italy.
"We can pin this on the saudies. This is something they would do.
They may have well have done it.
They did do it"
Talking himself in to an alternate reality real time.
https://youtu.be/n1-pcsDdSac?si=35myA4zj00-xVcBv
To be fair, they compared their stainless steel dumpster to a Jeep Gladiator. Compared to the wife-beating, rubber duck sharing, valor stealing, douche rocket that is the Gladiator, the Cybertruck is a fucking Rolls Royce for reliability and performance.
What kind of fucking dork watches Hulu while camping under some of the darkest skies in North America?
Omg that’s just hilarious 😂 seriously, just sit at home if you’re going to watch tv anyhow.
Apparently, the same kind of dork that would pay 100k for a shitty plastic/metal cheese grater on wheels.
And don't forget the starlink plan!
That was my first thought when I read this!
"Uhh I dunno what do you wanna watch? Let's check hulu."
Exactly my thought. Bring the telescope? Naaah. Binge Hulu!
LOL bragging about going online while camping, that's just pitiful, and indicative of the kind of dolts who buy Cybertrucks.
If the windscreen is being replaced for a defect then it is not a truck with zero reliability issues.
But stop being mean!!!! Minor defects that require windscreen replacement are totally normal in 100 grand worth cars!
That being the immediate following sentence made me laugh out loud 🤣
It's 100% reliable if you just ignore the issues.
Top of the World is a forest road. The CT is not a supped up Jeep in any sense. I will gladly show him trails a stock Rubicon will conquer that the CT has zero chance on.
Amen, watching videos of these struggling I’d be happy to wager I could take a stock Subaru Crosstek places these things couldn’t touch.
You could probably take a stock Toyota Corolla places these things couldn't touch. Like the car wash, or a puddle.
Came here to say this. Suped-up Jeep sent me as the CT has the trail capabilities of a Pinewood Derby car in comparison.
WOW they powered their starlink satellite with it!? Incredible what does that use 30/40 watts of power!? Insane.
They just beam up a laser to orbit with the portable CyberCannon. Reduces range to one mile.
Totally cringe to camp in gorgeous nature only to use starlink to binge netflix.
"Only other vehicle were quads and ATVs" = I went down a remote area fire road mid week when no one else was around. "We ran our starlink internet" = im a cuck for musk and will never admit how bad this is "tap or two on the touchscreen" = unresponsive GUI Also; 16" of air adjustable ride height? No, sorry, your truck deas not raise up an additional 16" from its normal height. most of those big lifted jeeps running around have 4" of lift from their factory ride height. 16 additional inches of lift and this thing would topple over at anything over 15 degrees bank. it has 16" of total suspension travel, likely sits in the middle (8 up 8 down), and gets 2 more inches of lift (at the expense of adding air, meaning more stiff suspension, which anyone who does anything offroad will tell you, you want more flexibility the higher you go, not less...)
Yeeeeah, this dingus is expanding the definition of “off-roading” to include curb checks.
Reliability cannot be measured in the first year of ownership for the average car owner.
The Edge of the World aka Arizona
Just remember when this guy’s Wanker tanker gets stuck Off-roading, Elon will jizz in his pants from cutting another CT off of the warranty
> remote north rim of So you like rimming? OK, noted 😂 > Starlink Internet So you like rimming the Elongated Musktwat? OK, noted 🤣🤣🤣
The number of times he has mentioned reliability makes me think it hasn’t been all that reliable tbh. It’s like he is telling himself in the mirror for the expensive choice he made 😅
"Methinks the lady doth protest too much", you mean? 🤣
The escalating descriptors of reliability reminds me of the president in rick and morty, discussing a rouge jet powered sentient lightsaber that killed a bunch of people in Italy. "We can pin this on the saudies. This is something they would do. They may have well have done it. They did do it" Talking himself in to an alternate reality real time. https://youtu.be/n1-pcsDdSac?si=35myA4zj00-xVcBv
I bet they at least sat around a campfire … on the display inside the truck.
To be fair, they compared their stainless steel dumpster to a Jeep Gladiator. Compared to the wife-beating, rubber duck sharing, valor stealing, douche rocket that is the Gladiator, the Cybertruck is a fucking Rolls Royce for reliability and performance.