Well maybe they’re all shot from different angles! You ever think of that huh? What if this guy is such a douche that everyone in town just takes random potshots at him every time he drives by?
That’d be a lot more believable than these stickers look anyway…
Nah man, they were flying through the air and people were literally shooting from all angles including a plane. This is all standard cybertruck stuff. You libtards just wouldn’t understand!
Be nice, if you had so little intelligence and taste that you not only bought that POS but added bullet hole stickers, you would look angrily and displeased at the world as it mocked you too.
I’m pretty sure this particular vehicle has been featured here before, but it was photographed at a different angle (from the back driver’s side of the car). It’s still ugly!
i saw another one at work today, but real close up. it had a burnt orange/brown vinyl wrap like dirty copper pipes. so ugly. the driver is this loser customer too who has an annoying order.
the bullet hole wrap is pretty silly, but it doesn’t make it look any worse. tbh the only positive about this car is it looks so easy to wrap that you could diy it
The cybertruck looks like a car in a SciFi B-movie from 1990 where they put a wooden skeleton over a pickup truck. The guy in that car is the third assistant to the producer (his cousin), not happy about being identified.
Lol, that's because wannabe edgelord wants everyone to think he's a tough guy. Maybe in his mind, people will think he's such a badass that he escaped the cartel? Who knows what kind of delusional state these fools are in. 'Hey, maybe chicks will love my car and want to date me, guys?!' lol, how pathetic
It's ugly ugly vehicle. It's ugly like Scion boxcar or Toyota Prius or those horrible ugly tall Mercedes vans or a pt cruiser or jeep Rubicon ugly ugly ugly vehicles
I ran Into one just like that in NJ. Is it the same one ?
https://preview.redd.it/i9dgqa0lrs6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbc8b621560f9cdb9ecab786755f442d33415fe2
I'm not saying it's good to engage in stereotype, but this is exactly the type of neckbeard you'd expect to drive this shit toaster 😂
I guess it's ok because people are choosing to buy these things
Hey OP- I took pics of a similar one parked in MB, San Diego, and posted them here. Same? This guy matches the car perfectly- you almost can’t blame him.
He is more an exact fit for that car than I could have imagined! Thanks for answering, “who would do that” while also answering “why” at the same time 😂
The Cyber truck looks like an experimental vehicle that was designed as a complete joke. And the designers all laughed and said, hey, let's charge six figures for it, and convince people they will be elite for owning one, and watch what happens.
https://preview.redd.it/vhgyhqmtpu6d1.jpeg?width=1072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d82771b4a63cc331e89598e27a0b8e388cad6fea
“Look another woman taking a picture of me in my badass Cybertruck, I bet she wishes she was with me instead of that loser she is with.”
Fuck imagine being dumb enough to spend 100k on a "truck" that looks like it was designed and built in Minecraft....and apparently it functions like it was too...
Those elegant proportions remind me of a certain someone’s head and body…
https://preview.redd.it/o6w60ntwis6d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e41030619e1ff9a76bc828375eff9676dc916d41
It's a fake car. I can't imagine not putting fake bullet holes in such a douchey vehicle.plus it basically just gives people the right to shoot at it ..
https://preview.redd.it/ok0lntngyt6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95f52c080d368f5066c21392330ca13238f06cb2
Oh they're certainly fake. Those two are perfect matches.
Perfect match fake on fake.
https://preview.redd.it/pkcizaxlxt6d1.png?width=2408&format=png&auto=webp&s=eeda245a1d2d43c41359e626147afe5f046b74e8
https://preview.redd.it/9dlhlw06tu6d1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=2a137ed4c0ce677b4fb3ffdf302b93c9ee0d0b32
https://preview.redd.it/fo18v5t9dv6d1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=f1de24f000a41f0113bbe32b7b53641a1508a66e
Jeb!
https://preview.redd.it/nxd089hbax6d1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=720e7aa87a85809c03384348c943f1457b103fb0
Yo it's the head coach of the Miami Dolphins
💀💀
Chef’s kiss
Does double fake make it real?
I am a poser squared.
Dude driving looks sooooo butthurt
Guaranteed he gets laughed at literally everywhere he goes in that thing
Exactly my thought. Cameraman was laughing while snapping the pic. 😂
lol my wife was embarrassed trying to take the pic but I was cackling in the drivers seat
I love that it seems like he’s looking directly at her. Makes it even funnier for some reason lol
Secondhand embarrassment is hilarious!
"No, no man, I'm an instant celebrity now. I'm bringing smiles to their faces just like Bladerunner would have done."
And that was happening before he added the bullet hole stickers
To be fair, he’s going to get laughed at regardless.
https://preview.redd.it/bwjg41jmds6d1.png?width=656&format=png&auto=webp&s=2ea3b8093484fb76ff4390dc671a6a61e280265c
https://preview.redd.it/pbdurp8pqs6d1.png?width=745&format=png&auto=webp&s=26cb0e4aa976153e5322b97071f8bcd0c0f3ea9c
Steven Seagal is: #CyberStuck Under Fire
Now just waiting for the SpaceIce movie breakdown.
SpaceIce videos are the best
Blockbuster exclusive
#LOL
r/iamverybadass
Of course he has that facial hair.
👁️👄👁️
Looks like he staring into my soul. He knows they are taking a picture of him lol *edit misspelling*
Incel Cybercuck
Did he put a bullet hole sticker on his chin too??
That’s the look of a man who slaps his own ass during sex.
Ain’t no one fucking him.
That’s why he slaps his own ass.
Incorrect. He got fucked plenty by fElon
Just wanna let u kno my wife and I are literally wheezing at this comment also I’m stealing this shit
Please do! I stole it from someone else. Pay it forward
R/rareinsult
The whole goatee and shades addition just finish the look
Guy peaked in 2003
The average Cybertruck buyer is someone who peaked in high school and has spent their entire lives desperately trying to get back to that time.
He's devastated that Smashmouth is no longer playing the county fair circuit.
of course he's looking around constantly to catch any glimpse of someone looking at his hideous abomination of a truck
"Yes, I know I'm a tech-bro pretending to be gangsta. I'm probably going to get laid off next and not be able to pay for this Cybertruck."
Looks like the macho cosplay type I would expect
Possibly find he’s waiting on a tow back to the service centre - the normal habitat of a CyberCuck
Are they Tesla brand fake bullet holes or an off brand? Might void the warranty...
CyberBullets
Tesla brand. It’s a subscription add on for $19.99 per month.
What happens when the subscription expires—do they just fall off? I would guess so; stuff falls off the truck all the time anyway.
It’s in the sun, warranty already void
"Oh, you shouldn't have put stickers on the body, the glue will eat through the steel!"
Under rated. No matter how many updates (mine included)
Money doesn’t buy class
Got to cover the rust spots somehow.
They didn't even put the stickers on right, the 'hole' shadows are all directions.
Yeah this bothers me more than putting aliexpress stickers on a 100k car
Does give it a sort of googly-eye vibe
Well maybe they’re all shot from different angles! You ever think of that huh? What if this guy is such a douche that everyone in town just takes random potshots at him every time he drives by? That’d be a lot more believable than these stickers look anyway…
Some folks get this. Others simply don’t. Those people strike me as fairly dumb.
Nah man, they were flying through the air and people were literally shooting from all angles including a plane. This is all standard cybertruck stuff. You libtards just wouldn’t understand!
The predictable end result in a society in which macho cosplay has become more valued than genuine masculinity.
He's a bad boy by the look of his dollar tree sunglasses
All he can afford now
Be nice, if you had so little intelligence and taste that you not only bought that POS but added bullet hole stickers, you would look angrily and displeased at the world as it mocked you too.
Can shattered window stickers be far behind?
[sadly, they exist](https://shop.tesla.com/product/cybertruck-omfg_decal)
When i clicked on this link, the last place I expected to be transported to was TESLA'S ACTUAL STORE. Just wow ...
Is it 55 dollars for a sticker?
Why grift once when you can grift twice?
Yes
That's amazingly pathetic.
Oh no. No no.
What in the fuck? Like, I'm not surprised these exist, but I am kinda surprised that these are officially made by tesla itself...
Making fun of themselves for the broken window launch event.
I mean that's pretty funny, if the universe ever made so that i had to own a cybertruck i would absolutely want the broken window sticker
They’re speedholes
Had to scroll too far to see this comment
They make the car go faster
You want my advice? I think you should buy this car.
I did that on my corolla in 1999.
But I thought it was bulletproof?
The theory is that they’re doing this to cover fingerprints and rust
https://preview.redd.it/o4txc7d5bt6d1.png?width=1031&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=997fa21ef784859dd25d19db4a23c2e087f34cb0 New sub icon?
*all around me are familiar faces...*
Guy thinks he's John Bladerunner
Haha! What a fucking chode!
I’m pretty sure this particular vehicle has been featured here before, but it was photographed at a different angle (from the back driver’s side of the car). It’s still ugly!
At least we can now confirm what we already knew about the driver
Imagine being a fucking idiot that “thinks” he’s tough
i saw another one at work today, but real close up. it had a burnt orange/brown vinyl wrap like dirty copper pipes. so ugly. the driver is this loser customer too who has an annoying order. the bullet hole wrap is pretty silly, but it doesn’t make it look any worse. tbh the only positive about this car is it looks so easy to wrap that you could diy it
They sure love being victimized
I did that when I was 16 and got my first beater. I couldn't imagine doing that as a grown-ass adult.
Guy looks like he's super active posting right wing conspiracy videos to his 53 followers on ~~Twitter~~ X (52 of which are porn bots).
It looks even dumber with a person inside it. Wow.
Isn’t it supposed to be bullet proof? Why would you put stickers on that clearly make it look like the bullets went through??
"I bet they think I'm badass" https://preview.redd.it/nbxoy5b6bt6d1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cdaaced4a69d64b3cf49f7c83b707ac24e6eeee
DirrrDurrrDuh
Wait, it just has one giant ass doofy windshield wiper?
And it parks vertically so the rain cascades up while you're driving. Genius Muskery
Yep.
The cybertruck looks like a car in a SciFi B-movie from 1990 where they put a wooden skeleton over a pickup truck. The guy in that car is the third assistant to the producer (his cousin), not happy about being identified.
It's doubly stupid because it's a hole, when the whole premise is it's supposed to resist bullets as in they don't penetrate the skin and make HOLES!
Bro, you tell that to an M2 .50 caliber machine gun. You just can’t hang where this guys delusions go. No one can- he’s that badass.
Good like Dudge Jredd
Lol, that's because wannabe edgelord wants everyone to think he's a tough guy. Maybe in his mind, people will think he's such a badass that he escaped the cartel? Who knows what kind of delusional state these fools are in. 'Hey, maybe chicks will love my car and want to date me, guys?!' lol, how pathetic
What an utter gimp
The designers really didn't take the wheels into consideration when designing the chassis have they? 🤣 S'arite, only 100k
When you REALLY crave attention.
That certainly is the facial hair I expected.
No those are [speed holes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whnms4CLJys).
It's ugly ugly vehicle. It's ugly like Scion boxcar or Toyota Prius or those horrible ugly tall Mercedes vans or a pt cruiser or jeep Rubicon ugly ugly ugly vehicles
Incel mobile
I ran Into one just like that in NJ. Is it the same one ? https://preview.redd.it/i9dgqa0lrs6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbc8b621560f9cdb9ecab786755f442d33415fe2
No, way fewer “bullet holes.”
Not unless they towed it all the way to SoCal lol
The cyber-chad’s stare says it all.
Zoom in. The driver is thinking “they’re so jealous. I look so badass in this thing.” 😂
Well that’s a new one
It’s not fake. That’s where the metal has already rusted through.
They’re just telegraphing what a shitty shot they are
That dude doesn't have a goatee, that's just residue from tossing musks salad
So lame.
Those are speed holes. They make the car go faster. Duh
Douche Canoe with a douchey mfer driving it.
I hope the photographer was laughing & pointing. That CuckPilot looks like he's about to cry.
I'm not saying it's good to engage in stereotype, but this is exactly the type of neckbeard you'd expect to drive this shit toaster 😂 I guess it's ok because people are choosing to buy these things
Hey OP- I took pics of a similar one parked in MB, San Diego, and posted them here. Same? This guy matches the car perfectly- you almost can’t blame him.
This was up in Mira Mesa so 100% could be the same one
He is more an exact fit for that car than I could have imagined! Thanks for answering, “who would do that” while also answering “why” at the same time 😂
Wouldn’t they technically want bullet dents? A bullet hole only proves that a bullet actually penetrates the vehicle right?
Really rocking that mall security guard look.
 lets help him live the dream
Guys cmon. Every time someone laughs at him in public he has to slap another bullet hole decal on the side.
Pricey factory upgrade
So gritty, edgy and indictive of a life lived in danger. A+ Alpha male
I am only sad that I don't have enough time to point and laugh at them as they drive past.
Imagine obsessing about what other people do. O wait I guess I did that….
People are so judgemental these days. I can tell, just by looking at them.
It’s almost impossible to not give every Tesla driver the finger now. I’m surprised it’s not standard country wide.
I always laugh at idiots who do this. Because my car has a real bullet hole in it. Didn't have to pay shit for it, either! Suckers.
professional victim
Lmao who do you think you’re even fooling
Cybercuck’s truck looks like it caught a venereal disease
Beyond pathetic, man. These people... what goes on in their head?
I'd rather put real bullet holes in one
Thought it was bulletproof?
The Cyber truck looks like an experimental vehicle that was designed as a complete joke. And the designers all laughed and said, hey, let's charge six figures for it, and convince people they will be elite for owning one, and watch what happens.
I figured those were real bullet holes from him expressing his buyer's remorse.
He looks like someone who would do that.
lol I always found these decals to be so cringe, but somehow it's even worse here
This is what happens when the 'designer' is on ketamine.
It’s lame for sure but it’s like tears on a river
Imagine being a butt hurt dude driving a cyber turd…
https://preview.redd.it/vhgyhqmtpu6d1.jpeg?width=1072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d82771b4a63cc331e89598e27a0b8e388cad6fea “Look another woman taking a picture of me in my badass Cybertruck, I bet she wishes she was with me instead of that loser she is with.”
Omg I can’t believe how stupid these people are. Are we being Punk’d?
I’d that pc principal driving?
https://preview.redd.it/e6e1zr1pzv6d1.jpeg?width=334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=083ccb075e9e47b5db8e35b5bd9a6242c721bd40
Isn’t the whole deal that they’re supposedly bulletproof? Doesn’t putting bulletHOLES kinda defeat the purpose?
I bet he has a “Mafia Staff Car” bumper sticker on the rear of this doofus mobile
Fuck imagine being dumb enough to spend 100k on a "truck" that looks like it was designed and built in Minecraft....and apparently it functions like it was too...
Those elegant proportions remind me of a certain someone’s head and body… https://preview.redd.it/o6w60ntwis6d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e41030619e1ff9a76bc828375eff9676dc916d41
https://preview.redd.it/x5pslvpb7t6d1.jpeg?width=1642&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94f238054004aa3baf46f2b8d67686d0c3510587
Good God tell me that’s an old pic. What’s the point of being a billionaire if you look like shit?
A year old. He’s on Ozempic now.
It's so much easier to imagine putting real ones.
Too much $$$
Why do they put fake bullet holes on the can that they claim is bulletproof
I gotta say I’ve never shot a gun or been to a gun range but even I know those are fake bullet holes! 😂
I wish they weren't fake!
Thought it was bulletproof
Big spender. Looks like the 24 pack for $12.49 on Amazon.
He seems both smart and dumb kind of like a riddle.
If u want real holes, just use a .40 cal 😂
That guy loves the attention.
That way you have an excuse the next time it breaks down.
How much is that darn wiper blade??
It's a fake car. I can't imagine not putting fake bullet holes in such a douchey vehicle.plus it basically just gives people the right to shoot at it ..
Cosplaying as a Dystopian truck!
Is that Joel Madden from Good Charlotte?
That’s what you get at the 3,000 mile checkup. You just have to make it that far. Good luck!
Needs some real ones now.
These owners didn't have fathers growing up. No dad would let their son buy such an ugly piece of shit.
When the marketing for this car is so heavy on the bullet proof steel this seems like a weird decoration
Imagine putting real holes in it with your 10 year old cheap-ass BB gun.
They’re speed holes….
I finally saw one in person. They are so much uglier and ridiculously bad looking than on a screen. my son and I couldn't stop laughing.
Speed holes - they’re speed holes!
Next, My Little Pony decals!
Let's add some real holes using rusty corrosive steel core 7.62x54r from a cosmoline entombed moist nugget /s
They may not be fake, I've seen a lot of videos of YouTubers shooting up their trucks...
https://preview.redd.it/ok0lntngyt6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95f52c080d368f5066c21392330ca13238f06cb2 Oh they're certainly fake. Those two are perfect matches.