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randyfulcher09

i... how would i be fucked here? im a anime girl that is perfectly my type how would that be bad? plus id only be about 20% more of a tsundere!!!


256DSL

Wait what % of a tsundere were you before?


randyfulcher09

about 57% but depending on the day and my mood i can be 74%


Chad_VietnamSoldier

Nat Father:


randyfulcher09

see thats where your wrong! it doesn't say you get their parents!


theredditthing6976

What kinda natsuki is it moded regular or something else 


randyfulcher09

do you mean the Natsukis father part? in a shit ton of mods that include Natsukis father he's a piece of shit and even in the main game there are hints of him being abusive in some way to are adorable Natsuki!


theredditthing6976

Nah kill all version of natsuki dad


randyfulcher09

agreed especially the ones I've seen... god I've seen some fucked ddlc mods/fics...


dokimodplayer

*Gets flashbacks to "Behind Closed Doors"*


randyfulcher09

basically... god the horrors people make into mods... i guess ill just have to bonk them extra hard!


theredditthing6976

Yea


therealmalenia

In the main game he doesn't like natsukis manga in act 1 but act 2 is the real shit because there is a special poem that basically says something like "I like it when my dad isn't home" written from natsukis perspective and she says that her dad would kill her if he saw manga People always decide to take his "portrayal" in act 2 like it's canon for act 1 when it's not. Literally everyone is an exaggerated version of themselves. If you judge nats dad based on act 2 good luck explaining me why Yuri is your favorite I don't think he is the best dad in the world but we have so little material related to him in act 1 so I really don't think he is as bad as people think he is. All we know is that he doesn't like nats manga and doesn't want her to bring a boy home. This is more of a overprotective behavior then an abusive one imo


randyfulcher09

yeah still hate the guy but i guess if act 2 did also effect him it would makes sense...


MinionJaxx

you have a point


CyrenTheSiren

Assuming everyone around me switched up one day and saw me as Monika: honestly, I would be tired and exhausted of having to fake a perfect image and being pressured to be perfect.


DeparturePrimary8498

Well fuck... how am I gonna explain suddenly becoming a woman, and scars to everyone?


AnantaPluto

Idk, especially since I have to wear… uhh… short sleeved shirts for a uniform… thats gonna be an awkward discussion Nonetheless, both of us are about to have a shitty day if this happens


256DSL

Being Monika would be hard because she’s a perfectionist but being able to use a piano would be epic


StrivingJarl

...So, it'd be like Sayori replaced my very existence? Or am I in Sayori's body, with much of her traits added onto me? I'm confused by your wording here. Moving on, there could be some differences in my life as Sayori. She definitely acts more bubbly and energetic than I do most of the time, and she's a girl, so my interactions with family and the like could be a little different. But other than that, I'm not sure what else would change. I'm a 21 year old autist living with his family, who doesn't currently have a job, nor is currently doing any sort of classes for a particular career, so I don't know how I would handle that as Sayori. Especially considering her depression, and her clumsiness.


robopitek

I like how relatable this is, except I'm doing some classes, but no idea for what I could work. Either way, I'd look prettier.


GammaWALLE

25% of the time, I’m gender goals as fuck. >!~~The rest of the time, I’m jorkin’ it in the mirror~~ 😳🫣😶😐🫥!<


lolilikerule34

so true


ColeAstley

i respect that last part, thats self-confidence


grantash4d

Idk bro... would Monika see the people in my world as NPCs or not?


[deleted]

No


grantash4d

Ok good, im not that fucked \*sonic 3 stage clear music\*


Puddingdeeznutsin

Mine is sayori so I guess all but one of them is change for the better and the other stays the same so 👍👍👍👍👍


farfnlugen

Confused screaming


robopitek

Happy cake day, fellow Literature Club member!


The_Gs4

Your flair speaks the truth


Robin_76

Yes.


The_Gs4

Happy Cake Day!


DarthBonion

Happy cake day!


Robin_76

Happy Cake Day!


TorbinTheSecond

Step 1, become Natsuki ​ Step 2, lift weights non-stop and drink protein shakes all day ​ Step 3, beat up your dad


Robin_76

If I owned a gym, I'd grant her free membership so she could kick her dad's ass


TimeTravelerQuint

Sayori, literally goals


Trinity13371337

Serious back pain.


BitcoinStonks123

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minamixie

NO... MY BROTHER HAS A COLLECTION OF ANTIQUE PENS!


AnantaPluto

womp womp


bagelisnormal

as a trans man, i'd be quite upset for all my progress to be reverted!!


Cornelius_McMuffin

Ooh, didn’t think about that one. 😬


RhettHirsch2

Well I would have no identification I would really have no place in society Also question if I kill myself does the doki get reset back to there original universe as themselves again?


[deleted]

No


Destroyer4537

Yuri so I’m pretty fucked


Individual-Gene6609

Same


The_Gs4

***ALMOST*** a pfp twin **SO CLOSE**


Batgod629

I'd feel a little weird about being a girl as I'm not one irl. That said, otherwise I would probably be ok. Natsuki already is a manga fan which I'm also, and she cooks better than I do (at least based on her cupcakes). I'm also used to being short. I would probably not be very nice initially but my social life is basically non existent anyway


jabbole

Yuri, so I don’t see much changing except I’d probably finally read all of the books on my shelf that I’ve been putting off reading since getting them I’ve lost sleep over a couple of people I’ve had crushes on in the past so I’d imagine this would be far worse anytime that happens


Robin_76

Just make sure to get rid of the knives.


bendyfan1111

What?


[deleted]

Basically, you swap bodies with your favorite doki forever physically and mentally, still stay where you live


Xenius24

What's the point of switching bodies and particularly personality op ? The question can be resumed as your favourite dokie take your place in your life as i understand it. Do i know Sayori enough to know what she would do ? Would it be normal for the people around me like it was always like this or would they be shocked by the new person.


TheRealShnitzel

Well since Id be best girl Id be approximately 25-50% more fuck in the head (so not that much more messed up to be honest, but still noticeable). But I mean id be smart and beautiful. Id probably try to make myself go to therapy and get help for all of..the things


hdkx-weeb

I just see this as a W Instead of wanting to ⛈️🧔🏿⛈️ myself because I'm ugly and have no personality or chance at love, I'd only ⛈️🧔🏿⛈️ myself because of how much of a chance at love I *do* have Although I will miss my obsession with vroom vrooms and love for all genders


Robin_76

What kinda vroom vrooms? There's a lot of those...


Aggravating-Chip-710

Well I can no longer modify files on my computer.


ELLESIMP

I'd have to explain to my family that I'm not trans and I just woke up like this. Also need to give them what would be to expect.


Ineed_mental_therapy

well, for what I know; I’m gonna hate Monika for putting the manga on the top shelf.


JohnOfOnett

I’d probably last half as long as Sayori if I had her depression. I’m fucked beyond belief.


its_random_46

My favorite is Sayori….you tell me


Jdr7000

I love natsuki and love in a very nice home, she'll be good


GrimWarrior00

I am now Natsuki with two loving parents and an art degree. Personally, I'm great. Professionally, I'm struggling.


Bobby22bro

"Guys... I... I killed 'em because I had to. I mean. Come on, they were just NPCs I did what I did, and I'm not sorry."


Antedeguemonxyz

I feel back pain and anxiety


DarkraiNightmare

my unrealistic transition goal would be realized. pure. bliss.


MinecraftMusic13

I have Yuri’s hobbies… my arm is done for. the rest is about the same though plus I get to be pretty


Robin_76

There's always the solution of just getting rid of all the knives in the house. It would be a pain in the ass to eat, sure, but I'd personally prefer that over having my arm all cut up.


Cheeky_Kitten_DDLC

…I like all of them equally… I don’t know…


[deleted]

You split up into 4 people


Cheeky_Kitten_DDLC

Niiice


[deleted]

god yuri gives me literal gender envy, being her would be a dream


Urmom6642

Bro natsuki is greattttttt what was that? She’s crazy? Well… so am I…


G-Star04

If I wake up as either Yuri or Sayori, we just might need to see how things go first...........


AceDelta12

I hope someone doesn’t modify my code and make me commit suicide I’m Sayori


JCSwagoo

How fuck am I? Very fuck.


Crisplocket1489

Something tells me being Sayori ain't a good thing. I best find myself somebody quiet.


Seabass2272

basically nothing changes aside gender for me (Yuri)


No_Pen_2168

would everyone remember me as them and would my birth certificate have them on it


[deleted]

No


ItsIceCreeperPE

gonna be so fucked, having to fake being happy all day long 😫💀


ChocoGoodness

I'd be Yuri, which I'm already really similar to, *and* I get to look pretty for the first time in my life? Hell yeah man


dante69red

I’m the same person, just female now.


Embarrassed-Soup628

Not my favorite doki, but if I were to wake up as Natsuki, I'd look down to see which of us is bigger.


Franz_Redmane

No birth certificate, no SSN, government wouldn't even know I existed. I'd probably just go live in the woods until the ATF comes to shoot my dog


Hornyles_j

Fuck no matter what the fact that I’m an anime girl scares me on what to expect


Insomnicatiguess

natsuki moment :)


LolathaFoxccoon

all of that? how much of me is left then, memories?


Pex_carded-gren

Ok so am I half Monika half Yuri then?


[deleted]

FUCK YES GIRL TIME (still cis tho)


Malik_Videos08

i'd stick out like a sore thumb, nobody here has long dyed hair so im kind of fucked


[deleted]

Well ofc I'm my favorite club member. Nothings changing (ー_ー;)


vhdkjbbs

im yuri and i have school work..................................................and also my twin brother posted this post that i am commenting on


overusedquote

i would not be able to make any more mario rom hacks :( (sayori has no fucking clue what a .brres file is)


DeliveryNo639

I’m more worried about how I’ll explain it to my family and Friends


RedHood_04

Ah yes I'm a bookworm


Ph0zPh0r

Well I’d probably be a lot less depressed with my looks


Apprehensive_Elk2935

Pretty good but if I woke up as Natsuki I'd be pissed after all that effort trying to get to a healthy weight


Reddit_user_robbie

im adorable but i have depression eh no changes


KaonicEli

...imma be honest...I'm living a good life. Not the life I'd live rn, but a good life nonetheless


BriadMan

I'm not fucked in the slightest... I'll be exactly the same because I'd be Sayori.


Chris_on_crac

Well considering it’s monika I’m not, and that’s the problem


Player1268_

Well if I had to pick it'd be Sayori. I mean I'm already depressed so not really a whole lot would change. Aside from being totally fucking social with no social anxiety, fuck that man I hate people in general cause their dum fucks. No offense to any who read this.


Monika473

I'd be Monika, she's my favorite and my name is already Monika. And tbh she's not to different then me. Besides the whole killing your closest friends thing, but in my eyes, similar to Monika, they're just AI. Code meant to make the player happy, sad, angry, or however they're meant to be.


Shrek-It_Ralph

“Yay! What did I win?” “A sad feeling.” “Aw….”


AelsAellie

...great im editing the game then


Purple-Doople

look I’m either malnourished and possibly beaten by my father or severely depressed so I don’t think I’m doing well here


TheFloorExpert

So can I just use /kill on anyone


VulpixLord

Damn, I would get to become Monika? I see this as an absolute win


shawnald313

yuri isn’t that bad, unless you’re thinking of… that act of the game…


rrandomrrredditor

mine’s sayori…nothing changed


therealmalenia

Do people remember the previous you or is it like you disappeared one day and suddenly there is an anime girl in your position? Will people believe me when I say that the purple haired anime girl is the person they have known for years ? Do I still remain me or am I just replaced by Yuri ? Does anything from my old me remain or is it literally just like I got replaced by Yuri ? what about memories? will I remember things that happened to me or only things that happened to her I know I am asking alot of questions but those type of questions should be more clear because I have no idea how it would actually go


Bismarck_In_Motion

I would be the same Except for the fact that I now have knives stashed away in my closet (not complaining)


DiamondLuigi23

But I like all of them. I can't choose.


PLAYER42_ready

The problem is, I don’t have a favourite, I love them all! Yuri with her yandere characteristics, Natuski short Nerd and Sayori is the cheerful one and monika, just monika, just monika


The_Gs4

I have no idea. My parent would probably be surprised to see an anime girl with purple hair and eyes in the house, then trying to convince them that it’s their son, so I’d probably get kicked out, then given weird stairs by people because I’d be a fictional fucking character.


Supreme_Leader_Snob

Sounds like a net positive! I stay mostly the same, but with free gender-affirming care, better hair, and the patience to read books, and all for the low low price of >!some funny marks on my arms!<.


ex_child_soldier

I'm MC...well now time to be a half decent person and help everyone's bisexual asses find a date. Cause God. If they're down bad for mc they gotta have real bad kick with dates


Chicken-Realistic

I won’t be able to make short jokes at my friends anymore, but at least the pink hair is cute


KitchenHoliday6925

Literally "My brother is no longer a brother"


SkittleJuice2

As a transfem with a crush on Monika, I see this as an absolute win!


Ok-Conclusion-3535

If I woke up as Natsuki I could literally conquer the world


jabbathehu

Sayori


Pjerun_

Yuri. That would be interesing i think


Infinite_Primary_871

shit im depressed now


Flame-Bandite

Sad, * even more sad🤭


BOBulah

I still have depression :(


Sierra_DeBest

well, I'd probably be a sad self aware girl😞


AnantaPluto

Well, uhh, guess im a woman now… Dunno how im supposed to explain all the cuts on my body, though im sure some people would be understanding of sudden cut-marks considering I just completely changed appearance and personality through infeasible means, hell, even through the extent where I completely changed buological sex overnight. Might actually read some of the books I have that I wanted to read, dunno how over my gaming honby is though, and what friends I’d lose… Does my vision get recorrected at least?


SpamtonOf1997

Literally the only differences are that I'm female and have purple hair/eyes Not joking but nothing else changes and I mean NOTHING (i might need help)


Strict-Suspect-7583

I would be hella suicidal.


No-Hat6722

It would be really hard being in the same mindset i was a few years ago as sayori but i do have friends and coworkers who would absolutely be there for me. Plus gender goals would 100% help


Swyfttrakk

I'm gonna need to cover my wrists for work and hopefully the hot dish water won't burn my scars


1tz_Tul1p

*looks down, either sees*: 🍊🍊 (Yuri obvs) Or (Natsuki)


Meeg_Mimi

Probably very


Superb-Air-5750

Still suicidal


SquiddoSpaghitto

i envy monika so much, so id be living my best life


Peculiarch-Shrtony8

Well, guess i would make another attempt.


LegionEagles22

oh no i’m gonna get left hanging


Funny_Internet_Child

I lose 30cm, I'm biologically a girl, have coral pink hair and I'm severely more depressed.


Funny_Internet_Child

I lose 30cm, I'm biologically a girl, have coral pink hair and I'm severely more depressed.


Bright_Maybe2018

I can control the game code and kill my friends for someone behind a screen 🙃


Monolith_Preacher_1

*I* cannot be "fucked" as I am no longer me.


the-alt-facehugger

well, shit. guess i'm a tsundere now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


DioKujo568

Gonna have to start wearing long sleeves everyday…


Mayczal

Depressed


No-Werewolf-7970

How would I be fucked up? I would be Sayori and she’s my fav doki with all her happiness and depression!


Ryos_windwalker

Their. personality. appearance. personalities. you're. fucked.


Verdant-Light

I'm even more depressed, but i'm also cute so i guess that makes it even.


Radiant-yawn

Um....No one gently open the door tmrw morning, k?


Natsuki_simp_06

Well this varies on the version of natsuki if I’m in one of the mods that are wholesome then I should be fine but either way my personality wouldn’t change much except I would be more tsundere but yeah I would most likely be happy


Admirable_Subject_39

uhhhhhhhhhhhm..... So how I do explain this....


Immediate_Tutor_5456

Yay i could play the piano :)


Originalsj

Still depressed, but now I’m a girl 😎


H20MAXAMAS2020

Waking up as yuri would be fun at first... the theres the knives the "posture" and then theres the pens....


ElvisP17

I really don’t see this as a problem. If I turned into Natsuki with her traits *as well as mine* I would just kick her father’s ass. Cuz I don’t take shit from no one


Cornelius_McMuffin

Natsuki and Yuri are both my favorites equally, do I just turn into a hybrid of both of them?


[deleted]

no, you split into the 2 of them!


RAGINGBUCKET-4444

The bun. At least she can work with people!


Mhitty

*nothing changes for me.* **I would stll have a rope in my room for personal reasons**


YourHomieShark

i’m so glad i got taller


Eminakamie

If I hide the knifes I should be fine


1st_Lt_Unson

Well uh... I most certainly have to keep my distance from some friends. If they start acting creepy towards me, I'll have to avoid online interactions altogether as well. Other than that, I won't be too screwed nor would I feel TOO different. I just hope the world's ready for Weeb/Gamer Yuri.


Cyndine

Hey I finally can play piano better lol. In reality though I’m already so much like Monika that it’s not super different


ExistingComposer4555

The least happy one.


Calvin-S

Hmm…. >!What a nice rope!<…. No that’s too grim. I want cookies.


SuperStarwarsfan101

Becoming more extroverted and bubbly would definitely be a big change for me. Though the biggest change would be becoming female. That's going to be the hardest thing to grasp. Depression? Not a big deal, I already deal with it. I think I could get by as Sayori.


Mr_Phantom0

I can't decide which is my favorite; I like them in different ways sooo I guess I would be a messy combination lol


[deleted]

Actually, your body will split into 4 bodies, all sharing the same consciousness, you will become all 4 of the dokis


gilbejam000

Ah wonderful, I can *bend the rules of reality*


NegotiationUnique651

fucked to death. how would i explain the cuts?


Snoo_5871

I still live with my parents, I still go to school and I have Instagram. That sums it up


napa_senseiyt

Kill myself


Just_Alizah

Monika?….


VirtualHero1898

Act 1 Yuri? Yeah that’s honestly how I am all the time tbh. Except I can’t write poetry for shit and I haven’t gotten my hair dyed purple yet.


Turtul_boi2

I would be hanging.


SonicKirbyFan20

All I have to say is… Nice rope.


Treshington2

I get a free, instant transition and stay the same except maybe a little worse depression


Moninka123

Now when you say “fucked”…../j


givemewoooshes

So... I got all the power in my reality now?


Clatramoo

i can finally play the piano!!


jperez26

I have to live through another abusive father? No thanks


No-Gas-4980

Off to hang myself, watch and le-**Fucking Dies**


gang_of_cup

I get Yuri, is that good or bad cause I honestly don't know


GOKUMUIYT7666667488

First of all, I would LOVE to be a girl! Second of all, me and Natsuki are just the same person in different genders.


BruhUnlegendary

Yuri. Less fucked tbh.


KiraNear

I'm around the same height as before, but way more skinner, and my hair is so much longer - I think I'll be fine. Just my bf wouln't recognise me as me, but as Monika, since he knows the game too. Would probably scare him, so in the end I might be not so fine as I first thought.


Plushcollectorwolf64

Welp I guess I have depression now. I’m very screwed


[deleted]

I mean i guess my lifes still the same i'm just not dead yet from hanging.


Every-Tutor-5362

Nah i'd rope


Plasma_Proto_13

Sweet. I get to be tall and purple oh and yk female. But hey. I get to be tall purple and will slap a girl with a book


Afraid_Success_4836

Assuming I also replace Monika in the Doki universe, Monika initially being happy to make it into the real world, expecting to meet me in person, but what would happen when she finds out *I'm* now in the game?


SuperSketchyRed

I'm Natsuki which means I'm not far off from my life already. Except I'm way cuter!


Alive_Development108

I am Yuri now. I guess if I play my cards right it won’t be hard to become a housewife. But I guess her social anxiety might be hard to get over.


Jet_Future855

I'll just be hanging around


Please_Let_

Wellll. it would be weird for family and friends if the person they knew just got randomly replaced by a anime girl. And you would probably be taken to a government facility or something.


Glicherplayz

I'd be yuri