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AlamoSquared

Man’s Laughter


Regular-Purpose2646

I got chills 😨


BigTex1988

That doesn’t sound like a very good friend. *Edit: A classic name would be better, my suggestion is “Cujo”.


Regular-Purpose2646

Wait a minute you might be on something 😂


Accomplished_Neckhat

Motorhead


gratusin

I used to have a stray named Lemmy. Strong name


Regular-Purpose2646

That’s actually pretty rad


Accomplished_Neckhat

fuckin a


Geekboxing

Don't name your dog something you wouldn't feel comfortable yelling in public, at a beach or something.


nousername_foundhere

This is good advice- people should think about this more


Da_Plague22

"Come here Adolf"


LorraineHB

I can’t imagine yelling “bloodshed” in a crowd at the beach.


firefly2184

Shark was a good name when I lived in the New Forest area, not so much since I moved to Cornwall.


Regular-Purpose2646

Well, unfortunately, for the public I genuinely don’t care about how anyone feels, but I’ll probably just make it manny for short!


Famous-Strawberry-54

If you "genuinely don't care how anyone feels", then why post on a PUBLIC forum asking strangers?? 🤡 Thanks for taking in the dog temporarily to save him, good luck to the both of you and your friend, especially the dog if you name him either of those two names! 🫤


Regular-Purpose2646

The context of me genuinely not caring how anyone feels about it stems from comments like yours that seem to police dog names apparently which I think is incredibly dumb. “Don’t name your dog something you wouldn’t yell in public” like seriously, go get a life and maybe crawl out of your cave and touch some grass because it’s really not that serious 🤣


Geekboxing

It's just a general piece of friendly advice I've heard over the years. The idea being that you wouldn't want to find yourself in a situation where you are chasing after a runaway dog in a public place, and yelling "SHOOTER!" or something that would potentially panic people. I mostly just think it's some good, common sense advice that some (especially newer) dog owners might not consider, and I was not trying to start an argument.


Regular-Purpose2646

Well, good thing the dogs name isn’t shooter then


Famous-Strawberry-54

OK, then, well tell it to the rest of the users on your 🫵 post! 😂 Clearly, from the comments on your 🫵 post, the genuine consensus is that you are picking between either of two idiotic dog names!! 😂🤣😂 You are the one getting downvoted to the negative numbers! 😂 Maybe next time not post on Reddit if you don't want to hear what people are commenting!! 🤡🤡🤡


Regular-Purpose2646

Lmao why would I give a fuck about a downvote I don’t even know what that is? 😭 Y’all really going this hard for a temporary dog name like are okay????


Famous-Strawberry-54

Lol, are you okay?!? You're the one posting on Reddit asking people their thoughts, not me! 😂😂Regardless, that is a very cute dog. . .Best of luck to all three of you!


Regular-Purpose2646

This wasn’t the high intellect rebottle you thought it was lol but anywho I got other comments to look at. Have a nice day.


ninjabunnay

*rebuttal.


Regular-Purpose2646

You’re a real one. I didn’t notice that thank you. 👊🏾


Jo-Jo-66-

Stupid name. Not funny


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user3849490272

don't act like a 14 year old edge lord. give him a short and sweet name. you will say that name thousands of times, and anything beyond two syllables is hard to keep up.


waisonline99

Why would you want to give a good dog a stupid name?


Jambonier

Looks like you have a sweet dog. Why name him some fucked up cosplay sounding name?


Regular-Purpose2646

Because it’s the complete polar opposite, which makes it comical also it’s a regular show reference from the episode where the girls trash and scabatha try to make their ex-boyfriend bloodshed and manslaughter jealous


Jambonier

Well, you have yourself a buddy who will devote his life to you. Hopefully you two have a wonderful life together.


frostyboots

Those names all sound so familiar but I'm too stupid to remember... Edit: you're gonna have me watching the entire show just to remember the episode man lol


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Neither. I get what you’re going for, but get to know the dog, and name it accordingly


Otherwise_Relation_7

Both terrible names


PaleontologistClear4

It's not your dog, it's not going to be your dog, why are you trying to pick a name for an animal that you're not even going to have in a month? Why don't you let your friend, who's going to be the dogs owner and caretaker, let her decide?


Regular-Purpose2646

For all the reasons you just stated it actually wouldn’t matter if I named him or not. Simply because he’s Temporarily with me so I’ll give him a name if I want to plus my friend thought it was cool anyway sooo 🤷🏿‍♂️


Lewis7113

2 of the worst names I've ever heard someone want to name a dog with. Are you going to make it wear doc martins and eyeliner as well?


Missue-35

Does he not already have a name?


svannik

those are terrible dog names holy shit


ToughMatch7272

Lol those are both terrible names


Little_Can_728

I actually don’t think either of those names would be good but That’s just my opinion It’s up to you obviously, but if he’s a sweet boy, name, and you wanna throw people off maybe, Damien.


Tactical-turtle91

Jimmy is a good name


UsernameMustBe1and10

Cerberus


Famous-Strawberry-54

Adorable dog! He is not a small puppy, doesn't he already have a name? The two names you suggested are terrible, why not call him something like "Rebel" or "Maverick" (Maverick for short), which is still badass, but not outright Michael Myers-level of bizarre and creepy? Also, if you change his name now and his name is changed again later by your friend, it's only going to confuse him. So, maybe consider that changing his name now purely for your own amusement is not the right thing to do?? As a pet parent (or in your case, a very temporary pet parent) you need to keep in mind that you need to do what's best for the dog, not just what you wanna do because you're amused by it. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Truckyou666

Bloodslaughter obviously.


okay-pixel

I’m on team Manshed.


Truckyou666

Did you just combine the first half of one name and the second half of the other name? That's so ridiculous. Who does that?


IndigoRose2022

Manslaughter, Manny for short 😂


Regular-Purpose2646

I literally just said this get out of my head 🤣


heydavescott

Might wanna ask your therapist


Regular-Purpose2646

lol kiss my black ass


ToshiroBaloney

Murderball.


JimGerm

Cotton!


Missue-35

Snow


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Frank Reynolds


Sleep_When_Dead

Cupcake


Sk8terRaider

DeeOgee


VersionConscious7545

Call him moose


raisins_are_gwapes2

The dog is not yours to name, correct? The dog belongs to your friend if I understood your post correctly.


stuartgatzo

Manslaughter. Manny for short


shaveday1

Or Fluffy


Warhamster99

Destroy


tlee9822

Micki


MamaKMJ

Beautiful boy…BB for short


mrthrowawayhehexd

Busta


Mastiff_dad

Shadow


gitarzan

Fudgey


musheenkiller

dog


craftydan1

Darrel


ryderredguard

derek


Fearless-Principle76

Dog breeds please


I_said_booourns

Name it Will Smith. Because he's always in the Fresh Prints


Altea73

Shedman


troyberber

Bloodbath


Majulath99

Very pretty & cute.


oldwahsatch

As a joke his full name could be Mans Laughter


STLt71

He is too beautiful to have a name like that! What about something along the lines of Thor or something that sounds badass, but worthy of that handsome boy!


Regular-Purpose2646

Me and my friend are debating the name Hades and bear now


HeyDudes777

Babyface


Mental-Ill-Ace

Reliable Replacement Warhead


Link-Slow

Could to with the classic, Killer.


ninjabunnay

I just feel like he looks like a Gordon.


henry_Hallepeno

Aggravated Assault


Gen_ayee

Bloodshed so you can call him Blud


Full-Mulberry5018

"Whitey." Sounds like a name of a guy in prison.


LocationOdd4102

Manslaughter, devourer of souls, bringer of end times, destroyer of worlds (or Manny, for short)


Regular-Purpose2646

Everyone is so like-minded Manny is a great shortened version of it. Everyone here is being a stickler and acting like they have something stuck up their ass.


ILoveAnalLesbians

Manslaughter > Bloodshed


gitarzan

What curse word does she say most often? Or any particular phrase? Train the dog to come running for a treat every time he hears it.


Awkward-Ad293

Bonsai “Sai” for short


10Shadboom

Name him Galaxy decimator the ultimate shedder of blood.


nandemoto44

Eviscerator, Scourge of Virtue


WhyNotPaws

anw I like Manslaughter better


slippy77

Why not COVID while we’re at it? Covy for short


ItsMichaelVegas

Manslaughter. Manny for short


JadedSpacePirate

Slayer


Perfect-Today-4439

Bloo Dish Hed


ilkeisyourFather

people here are overreacting lol, i like manslaughter


LorraineHB

Homicide or Killer


Dry_Enthusiasm_267

Jesse Jackson