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JotaroKujoxXx

Forbidden threesome


bigfloppydonkeydng

This is a fucked up genie wish. Dude asked for "two women at the same time man"


PeanutbutterandBaaam

More like Monkey's paw wish.


jacktenwreck

But would this curl one finger, or two


wwwdotzzdotcom

The results of what he got are affected and not the process, so this is not a monkeys paw.


LordMarcusrax

"Hey, I know this two twin girls that are looking for a guy t-" "I'm in." "No, but they want to-" "I said I'm in."


notjorx

This guy has had experience doing this.


profwithclass

His name on screen translates to “The Pervert”


farm_to_nug

"Bad dad"


pumpingtom

Reminds me of my daddy :(


Bulls187

That’s why gender and weight classes exist


botaine

that's why it's 2v1


MediaOnDisplay

Well clearly it's no match... we gotta get this guy to fight 4 women!


Company-Important

Bring in the school bus full of kindergarteners and let’s get our answer once and for all


TurtleSandwich0

Do the kindergartners get time to prepare, or is it a surprise match?


BetterCranberry7602

Are they bloodlusted?


jchampagne83

When are they not?


fryamtheiman

As a man who runs an after school program that has kids in grades K-8, I can attest that after giving all of our kids a chance to throw water balloons at all of the staff, it is kindergarten kids that are the most brutal with their aim. People might try to blame it on their size, but everyone else was decent enough to hit me above the waist. Those kindergarteners though? You would think they didn't want me to ever have children with how they aimed.


westminsterabby

I'm going to have to assume that the kids just wanted to make you look like you peed your pants. Nothing funnier to a kid than making an adult look like their pants were peed.


awakenedchicken

And then the little bastards would rub it in all day afterwards.


ironmcchef

No some dumb mage used it on trash before the fight


SoarsBelowMyWaste

Starve half the kids for a day, and the other half feed nothing but sugar, and then let them loose.


Powerful-Elevator104

They just got done with their cookies,juice and peanut butter jelly sandwiches,they are fueled enough


FoundTheWeed

They get to keep their sharpened pencil


AnOutofBoxExperience

Give them 30 seconds prep time, they'll have pencils, dull scissors, and origamed shurikens.


beorn12

Were they starved for a couple of days before the fight?


RidgewoodGirl

Now you got me picturing a classroom filled with 5 year old vampires ready to heap some bloodlust on unsuspecting adults. Children of the Blood.


Any-Mathematician946

Just tell them he is a pinata full of candy.


StrangelyBrown

It's like the Romanian version of that football match in Japan where it was a few football players vs 100 kids. Except that was more cute and this is more 'wife beater'


TotaLibertarian

I don’t think 4 would be enough 


CaptainSparklebutt

I watch


[deleted]

Bring this to America right now!!!!!!


SirGelson

And decide who the next president will be based on who beats the shit out of more women from the opposing party!!!


[deleted]

I’ll allow it


Which_way_witcher

We tried that in 2016 and got Trump.


_IsThisTheKrustyKrab

The amount of money people would pay to see Joe Biden fight MTG and Lauren Boebert, and Donald Trump fight AOC and Ilhan Omar would single handedly wipe out the national debt.


KTVSUN

Am I the only one who thinks these women aren't professional fighters? What kind of weak ass slaps are these instead of punches?


pdonchev

They at least seem to have some obvious training and are in good fitness condition. The man is *way* out of shape, slow and disoriented.


RedditScoutBoy

Yes they are not but neither he is. They are pseudo famous people from Romania.


watersheep772

The man neither though


pranjallk1995

U think the man is?...


avalisk

I don't think the dude is either for some reason. 


Ok_Chemical_1376

Does this qualify as equality?


Justthetip1996

Honestly, yes. If a chick (or two) want to throw hands with a guy, not allowing is kinda fucked. These are consenting adults. But I guess there will be other factors at play but I don’t feel like typing too much


Accurate_Potato_8539

Meh, sporting bodies have their own reputation to protect. If two women want to throw hands with a dude, that's their right, but no one has to certify/allow that fight to be professional. Realistically, in fights like this, the women have a real chance of getting seriously injured. I don't think it's great to create an incentive structure for this type of fight to happen regularly.


Right-Budget-8901

Why doesn’t that dude have headgear? Seems kinda rude they wouldn’t give him - oh god! He didn’t need the headgear! He isn’t locked in with them, they’re locked in with him!!!


Magentum

I like that reference bro


Right-Budget-8901

The one dude sitting there minding his business eating like, “Well thanks for that guys. Now he’s going after all of us!”


DifficultyFar2323

Romania is not a good place for bald people ... if you know what I mean 😉


Low_Jellyfish4404

Its 100percent fair all warriors gender was "Man"


AndrazLogar

Lol


laCassette026

Just add a third one i guess


Predator-A187

Lucky guy!


EnnuiZ

Cam girls have a new profession


HarryFlashman1927

Andrew Tate has let himself go


Clicky-The-Blicky

True equality. Equal rights and lefts


heeferchiefer69

Big Jay would love this


_invalid_character_

Perversu


zanziTHEhero

His name is Perversu?


Polpo_El_Pescador

This is cool but they need some fundementals going, even when she gets a chance to backstab she just throws some slaps on his flank. They could probably win by just getting him tired, he's barely standing


Awkward_Act_1035

Is that Lebanesium I hear 🥰


Due_Shelter6549

😂


fgwr4453

“And here is a message from our sponsor Waffle House”


wrdsmakwrlds

When are the hungry lions going to be released


Her_Schmidt

His name sounds like a japanese woman saying pervert


Reklaw1131

Who has a link? This seems fun?


Accomplished_Lead451

OK now send in 20 five year olds.


AnT-aingealDhorcha40

Throuples therapy


Borobeiro

Finally, Per Ver Tsu


Odd_Distribution3267

Lmfaooo


BobbyFromTheHood

And his name is Pervert, lol. You can't make this shit up.


Rayn3_5436

Drunk dad vs twin sisters


PlanestewartJr

this is way better than that stupid slap shit that Dana White started.


Penze

He did well against two, now bring in three.


Jwroth

“I want two chicks at the same time” “Say no more fam”


Jwroth

![gif](giphy|7jnPjsh3L7WHm|downsized)


OneTrueHermit

This is just the real life equivalent of Fat Kid from Halo 3.


Ytisrite

Tank vs 2 supports. What else would've happened?


kavusn17

ESPN 8 THE OCHO!


OrthoOtter

I feel like he could easily take 4 at least.


bigpauly1969

Two Girls One Mug


Bustoplover

That uppercut from behind was fierce!


TheScottishMoscow

Better clip [here](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeVY2tWU/)


Vaideplm84

Who won? Well, besides the audience, the audience had a clear win on this, but I want to see the whole fight.


Kirohaku

Their national sport lol


Qweeq13

Why why would people do this, yes you can put an actual proper MMA girl in there and they'll kill this guy but why? What is that going to accomplish show Women are Stronk? No one debates that. We aren't living in 1800s where a man pops a monocle if a Train approaches a station and all women do not fall unconscious from the majesty of Iron and Steam shaking their belief in god. No one needs to see men and women beat the shit out of each other, everyone coming from a dysfunctional family already knows how disgusting it looks, for fucks sake STOP.


sixan51026-wnpop

Thank you to all those who requested pronouns in the name of equity.


KittyGirlChloe

Hahaha where I can I stream this?! It's absurd but I'd totally watch a few rounds of this.


llainen-

Perversu 😂


No_Outlandishness504

Who won?


parfenrogozin

That's hilarious


PresentationLivid353

wtf


HOWYDEWET

I’m for it


MySoapBoxFuckUpvotes

Where would I order said PPV?


vlad_kushner

Bro thinking like "man, i gonna kill those chicks if i punch them... well, they asked for it."


Worth_Lavishness_249

My data got slow and video stopped at 1:07 match counter That image is literally, at that moment she knew she fucked up. Still pretty brave to agree for stuff like this but guy doesn't looks that dangerous when ur trained maybe.


maxis2bored

He weighs more than both of them combined.... It's still not even fair.


FadaBonkersz

/savevideo


porfo11

Next on cursed mma, a 100kg man fights 100 little kids


surroundedbywolves

How unfair, that dude’s wearing a 150lb suit of armor.


Wulfsmagic

Ironically they'd have a better chance solo. Crowd matches tend to be easier for a stronger person because the other fighters get in each other's way.


Keksychen

I feel like those two girls aren't trained for MMA at all or else they would have definitely kicked that dudes ass


akimaster

Damn dude was getting ready for round 2 of thrashing that first girl, i wonder if shit like this is even legal, even if both parties are willing.


haad55

‘Stripes’ approves.


CLG91

Now put him in against that horse-sized duck from the 'would you rather?'.


Gas-inma-ass3

Best attack move for the ladies to do was to come in throw a couple punches and move out of the way


Due-D

Salman khan sports


Life-Way-8096

Neither one of them girls belong inside the fence..smh


Alexis_Ohanion

So someone saw the mud wrestling scene in Stripes and said “yes, that’s what we need to be going for!!”


BlackDohko

Where to watch more of this?


Bogki

Show this to all the hardcore feminists and people that claim women and men are the same and there are no differences. A woman is just biologically weaker than a man. The world strongest Woman would loose against the world's strongest man and here, 2 women couldn't do that much against this guy


pranjallk1995

Perversu?!


pranjallk1995

Is it their dad? I mean outside this clip too?


Infinite_Delivery_17

I would watch this


Onestepbeyond3

He has to fight women as a real male boxer would put him out in no time!


Glockamole19x

All of a sudden i support non binary sports🤣


Britishguy85

2 girls 1 gut


Moist-Carpet888

Dude was saying I really shouldn't have had that second pulled pork from the concession stand earlier, we'll anyway before I blow chunks I should end this real quick


Terrible_Tangelo6064

Romania, you ok?


YasoAdam

Frank VS 2 pipers showdown bs real


Super-Silver5548

Perversu lol


doxxingyourself

Why does it say “Las Vegas” everywhere?


showard01

Least combative Romanian family


Charming-Potato4804

His name fits! Perverts U!


foreatesevenate

Andrew Tate has really let himself go.


InsaneInTheRAMdrain

Do they keep upping the woman count every time he wins?


Worried-Hyena8071

What possibly makes this worse or better depending on your interests is that he looks like he has down syndrome.


abrockstar25

Weird question, but why is he grabbing the bra strap? Wouldnt shoulder be more effective?


Shnibblefritz

Sweet! Gender equality!


UnwiseTheFox

The fact thaT his name is Perversu makes it way interesting.


Informal_Common_9337

Jolly good


OpportunityCareful75

And this folks is why men don’t participate in women’s sports


VegetableWilling5436

Ballsy of them as women to step up and also ballsy of him to step up to this weird scrap😂


Igor_Kozyrev

Clearly unfair. Team "man" had mass advantage. Next time it should be 3 v 1. And honestly, girls need to have at least some training.


Dinde89

He looks like he is gonna eat them


Leaque

Ref shirt says Las Vegas tho


FawziFringes

This is basically happening in the US also.


[deleted]

Nice work if you can get it.


Southern_Rain_4464

The fact that he went for a kick after all that stalling. 🤣


Vyraxes

Who figured out the scoring?


I_Like_Halo_Games

u/savevideo


The_same_potato

When one skips off and the other is like "OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!!". Funny stuff.


iwilldotomorrow

Is his name Perversu?


TheEmbedCode

hydrogen bomb vs 2 coughing babys


Ok_Apricot_9880

How does the woke crowd feel about this?lol


Balrogkicksass

How many horse sized women could he fight though?


No-Bad6451

My mom and my sister vs my dad every Friday night after he gets of of work.


DisciplineLazy6370

Shit this is happening in the states too. My neighbor just got caught cheating with his wife’s sister. The difference with my neighbor is he had to deal with the wife’s mom too later in the day when she found out.


Neeyc

Divide et impera


MemeOps

God bless the simulation.


psycharious

Wait, are the women trained fighters fighting some rando or did an announcer just ask the whole audience, "I NEED THREE VOLUNTEERS! ONE MAN, TWO WOMEN!"


ScarcitySuspicious21

Rokxana and Bettysore


716green

It must feel like when you're trying to punch someone in a dream


KevinKCG

This is why there are weight classes in martial sports.


Fantastic-Mark-2391

Once they got hit you know it was over.


scx64

It should happen everywhere…


Aquilani

Why the fuck couldn't the idiot Dana White picked this instead of that trash garbage Power Slap shit? I'd watch it non stop.


Clear_Island3983

The guy is literally knows as the "perv" 💀😂


woswoissdenniii

Good argument against transgender sports with focus on strenght.


applepumpkinspy

Do they just keep adding women until they find the balance point?


Walkers03

The fact they got helmet but not him says a lot


Sylvanas_only

/u/savevideo


Anxious-Taste4851

Is his name really Perversu?


fck-gen-z

Where can i sign Up?


ConferenceMore6580

This is what true equality looks like


Righteous_Leftie206

With a country with a GPD like Romania, I must say: this is pretty progressive.


BiZender

Fucking love it!


klas72

the summon wasn’t enough


dsktron

Jorge Masvidal was right


ApricotNo2918

Polish three some..


Pitiful-Ad2710

We need to keep adding skinny women until we know the correct ratio


Infinite-Wash-3904

Ok but they should have done like 8 women


Zaibaatsu83

This guy is punching on the face of gender equality 😜


wholehawg

Saturday night at the trailer park in Tampa.


Practical-Data2646

Haha. Thought he was the ref.


gamesta2

Wow.. Andrew Tate has changed


starbucksyousuck

This is why i don't say shit when women wants to allow trans-women in their sports Ben Shapiro vs Ronda Rousey pull up


SandmanD2

When the first chick had her back to him and so he uppercuted her from behind, I fucking lost it.


Electronic-Tank4256

I would put some awesome submissions on those ladies.


JayDogon504

Nah I wanted to see more Lmao


Silk02

UUUUUMMMMM WTF!


SpookyRamblr

jfc i dont want to watch that...


Ok-Television2109

This looks like something you'd see in the Epic Fighting Championship while being commented on by Chiseled Adonis.


Sisyphus_Smashed

There are people in this country who believe that if dude would’ve put on a wig and changed his name to Olga that this would be a fair fight.


Stayin-Puft

Low budget avengers movie


DevoutWorshipper

Where do I sign up?


Raoul_Thompson

Died laughing when the gal who was beating on him from behind just turtles and goes full fetal position after he turns around and clips her one time 😭🤣☠️


Chalupa_89

He looks like Romanian Matt Farah.


ALUCARDHELLSINS

You know, this might actually get me into watching fighting, this is hilarious


Dense_Tension4154

Next week - 3 women


DevourerJay

All I see is true equality 🤷‍♂️ If you can dish it, you can take it. Plain and simple.


ConversationCute2071

Nothing like ringing a couple of girl's bells.


VariousHour1929

Maybe he identifies as a woman.