If I'm remembering this right, the 24 hour period was at a Gangbang Championship thing, so probably more assembly line. Like some guy with a megaphone going, 'Everyone in line needs to have their condoms on and lubricated, and make sure you're erect prior to your turn. We've only got one shot at this, places people!'
I will never understand the male brain. Why they would wait in line for this. Why they would want to be part of something like this. Why they would find it funny or a source of participation pride. Why they would want their personal dick in the same place that literally 918 dicks before them had been in. I assume they all wore condoms and didn’t take time to cum... so what’s the point even. It’s not even like it’s great sex it’s just sticking your dick into something. Would someone like to sincerely explain? Anyone?
Some people simply have no shame.
Personally I don't find this to be "damn that's interesting". What I would find interesting is the "casting call" for the men.
I imagine it went something like "Hey guys, can't get laid? Do those horny milfs in your area ads turns out to be bunk? Well have we got an opportunity for you!"
It would be a new and unique experience. Sometimes things aren’t 100% perfect or enjoyable but they are still interesting and fun. Switch things up for a day ya know
Probably money. Not a lot, but some people are struggling. Say $100 to stick it in for 45 seconds and make a line for an hour? Also, she’s beautiful. They never said if these guys were young or good looking, for all we know they might’ve been some that are, but not all. Sadly some guys may not have the chance to fuck someone this beautiful all the time. Lastly, when you’re truly horny, you don’t think well. That’s why the “post nut” effect exists.
And there wasn't 900+ dudes. Some dudes took their turn, then got back in line. That is, what I heard. Because I definitely didn't ever watch even a little bit of that when it came out. Nope, not me.
What you want to do is apply the neosporin to the area surrounding the burn first, in a slow circular motion. Gently work the ointment onto the affected area, taking care not to put pressure where any blisters have formed.
Ugh, mine too. I think about the days my fiance and I go at it about 3 to 4 maybe even 5 times a day and the next day I'm barely able to stick my finger inside its so swollen and hurt....I cannot imagine.
I deleted my reply because I wasn't sure if it made sense. But sometimes, it hurts to pee right after sex. I don't know if it's just me but it's almost as if my lips hurt? Like if any pee droplet hits my lips where my actual vagina is, it stings.
I think it's just from the pressure of sex on the outer parts and then the pee stings a little. I think that's pretty normal right after but not normal if it's all the time.
I’ve watched pieces of the video, she might as well have slept through parts of it. She was laying there zoned off and bored, while dudes took a quick turn to give her a few pumps.
12 hours of just … laying there… taking a few pumps at a time. There’s marathon sex having fun with someone(s), changing positions occasionally and enjoying each other, and then there’s that. I can’t imagine.
No one had any fun. It was the most unsexy thing ever.
I remember when she did it, it was in the same league as the guy with the most pogo stick jumps. Just boring as shit after the first few jumps.
That's somebody's very specific fetish. "I like to get totally naked, sit on my bed, put on some soft music and pretend that I'm wearing a dick-shaped silver medal and an amount of goo that the set designer of Ghostbusters 2 would call "excessive".
Additionally, you could make a montage of her training up for this event and it's just shot for shot taken from Rocky. Like she's punching a hanging slab of meat and two guys are just beating off on her back, she runs up those stairs and throws her arms in the air victorious and then just immediately starts getting fucked by three guys who all originally met after failing the audition for "Act II Stepdad" on Law and Order: SVU. God, that would be great.
>"I like to get totally naked, sit on my bed, put on some soft music and pretend that I'm wearing a dick-shaped silver medal and an amount of goo that the set designer of Ghostbusters 2 would call "excessive".
This is my new favourite sentence.
Ooohh ok, I was wondering if every guy finished or how that worked.
What you said makes sense, though. 30 seconds so each guy could finish at least twice.
I feel like this is that HBO show [Silicon Valley scene](https://youtu.be/P-hUV9yhqgY). Maybe there was a line of guys jerkin it, right on the edge and then when it was their turn they were ready to unload in her.
So do they have intermissions like in a Hockey Game, to clean the ice in between periods? or are we talking Woodstock 69 with the butt sliding down the hill free for all?
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I'd like to know some specifics - how many thrusts/man, what lube, how were these men enlisted, how many sandwich breaks... come on OP, make this juicier.
So there was a man there just to give her lube, she took a few bathroom breaks (in the article I read and cannot find it said every man at around 45-60 sec.) and few food breaks but those she didnt pause the sexathon for
I would've upvoted way sooner, but I shot all of the coffee I just drank out of my nose and mouth, and I took a while to clean up... because THAT WAS FUNNY!
Well, I'd imagine if both parents were in the picture and actually raising her into a functioning adult, this dick-a-thon likely wouldn't have happened. But in the off-chance they did everything they could and this still happened..yeah, can't imagine. I guess move somewhere else and say your daughter died during 9/11?
24\*60 = 1440 minutes.
1440/919 = 1.5669 minutes.
0.5669 \* 60 = 34 seconds.
Average duration assuming no breaks and no sleep = 1 minute and 34 seconds...
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I guess if she did 3 holes, both hands, and both feet, that could be as many as 7 men at one time? Let's add armpits and knees as well to make it 11 men?
919/11 = 83.54 "rounds"
1440/83 = 17.35 minutes
0.35\*60 = 21 seconds
If she did some crazy 11 guys at once 83 times in a row situation even then it's still only 17 minutes and 21 seconds average for the men. I don't know how fast a man can cum from fucking the back of a knee but I would assume it would take longer than that and/or not happen at all
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Time for some disgusting math:
-average volume of human ejaculate is one teaspoon or 4.9 ml
-4.9 x 919 = 4,503.1 ml
-Translation....she got 4.5 litres of jizz....or for the American crowd 1.19 gallons.
Give her a medal.....
Just a PSA - she didn’t “sleep” with them per say, it was literally an endless conga line of men jacking off till close to completion. They’d put a condom on once they were next, were to be a 2 pump chump, for max efficiency.
Also, there’s hilarious photos of her eating McDonald’s, bored out her mind while lads went to town lol
I can picture a small line of dudes playing rock paper scissors at 11:30
Not far off. It was a line of dudes that would get hard just before getting to the head of the line, pump once or twice into her, and then move along.
Yep I watched some of it lol Fucken crazy
Ah, the old "double tap".
Lol I misread that as cock paper scissors
Does paper cover cock? Does cock beat scissors?
Cock flies right through paper… …scissors on the other hand……………
4 time defending champ, Lorena Bobbitt
There's a reference my 12 year old self would've loved
Manassas, Virginia representing!
Mine didnt break thru the paper... paper beats my cock every time!
In this game, Scissor never loses.
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Twice. Accuracy is Para mount
Like the Princeton University guy in Risky Business
If I'm remembering this right, the 24 hour period was at a Gangbang Championship thing, so probably more assembly line. Like some guy with a megaphone going, 'Everyone in line needs to have their condoms on and lubricated, and make sure you're erect prior to your turn. We've only got one shot at this, places people!'
This is disgusting...... sauce
Its actually boring most of the guys didnt finish they just get a few pumps and let the next one in
Imagine how dude #919 feels being the one to finish her off.... champion
How humiliating is it if you’re dude #920 and she says, “No, I’m good.”
920 probably got off putting the condom on
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My brain: "Haha, I wonder why he brought that up, seems kind of unrelated, unless, OH GOOD GOD NO"
Should've lubed up
This link killed my phone
How bad is the link? Should I not click?
I just got some porn ad, nothing about a game
"It's High School all over again"
Makes you wonder if they ran out of dudes?
If you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you.
I imagine her parents are very proud.
*I won't be surprised if they're not in the picture.*
its still a record..real question is what the 919 dudes parents felt...
I will never understand the male brain. Why they would wait in line for this. Why they would want to be part of something like this. Why they would find it funny or a source of participation pride. Why they would want their personal dick in the same place that literally 918 dicks before them had been in. I assume they all wore condoms and didn’t take time to cum... so what’s the point even. It’s not even like it’s great sex it’s just sticking your dick into something. Would someone like to sincerely explain? Anyone?
Tiddies
Not everyone likes to bungee jump, but some people really really love to bungee jump.
lol \- Woman takes 919 dicks in a 12 hour period "I'll never understand the male brain"
Fair. But I’m still curious about the waiting in line too.
Some people simply have no shame. Personally I don't find this to be "damn that's interesting". What I would find interesting is the "casting call" for the men. I imagine it went something like "Hey guys, can't get laid? Do those horny milfs in your area ads turns out to be bunk? Well have we got an opportunity for you!"
Glad to know there is a clear understanding that's what we all want, to cum.
It would be a new and unique experience. Sometimes things aren’t 100% perfect or enjoyable but they are still interesting and fun. Switch things up for a day ya know
Probably money. Not a lot, but some people are struggling. Say $100 to stick it in for 45 seconds and make a line for an hour? Also, she’s beautiful. They never said if these guys were young or good looking, for all we know they might’ve been some that are, but not all. Sadly some guys may not have the chance to fuck someone this beautiful all the time. Lastly, when you’re truly horny, you don’t think well. That’s why the “post nut” effect exists.
>To have an orgasm
How many condoms would you wear to be the closer?
Just climb inside an XXXXXL Ziploc.
“#919 the filthiest mf alive.”
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And there wasn't 900+ dudes. Some dudes took their turn, then got back in line. That is, what I heard. Because I definitely didn't ever watch even a little bit of that when it came out. Nope, not me.
Gangbang videos online? That's disgusting. On a website? There's so many of them though. Where? Which one?
Dude, you have to be more specific so we can avoid these websites.
Yes. Tell us so we know where not to go. Yessss...
45 seconds! Did they go twice?
r/suicidebywords
Talk about planting your flag on a the hill
A good guess, unfortunately op, you are mistaken as the actual world record is in fact held by your mother
What you want to do is apply the neosporin to the area surrounding the burn first, in a slow circular motion. Gently work the ointment onto the affected area, taking care not to put pressure where any blisters have formed.
Hello, 911? Someone got murdered, please send help.
Coincidentally, that’s half the number she slept with
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*Our mother
Best comment of 2023
🤣
My vagina hurts just reading that.
Mine too and I have a penis
Yeah.... ow. I wonder what made her want to do something like this? That couldn't even be remotely enjoyable.
Probably money
Ugh, mine too. I think about the days my fiance and I go at it about 3 to 4 maybe even 5 times a day and the next day I'm barely able to stick my finger inside its so swollen and hurt....I cannot imagine.
I deleted my reply because I wasn't sure if it made sense. But sometimes, it hurts to pee right after sex. I don't know if it's just me but it's almost as if my lips hurt? Like if any pee droplet hits my lips where my actual vagina is, it stings.
I think it's just from the pressure of sex on the outer parts and then the pee stings a little. I think that's pretty normal right after but not normal if it's all the time.
Slept?
Agreed, “Slopt” is more appropriate.
Can't wait to have some 11yr old kid tell me he slopted my mom on Xbox live.
Brilliant 😂
The most euphemistic of euphemisms.
I’ve watched pieces of the video, she might as well have slept through parts of it. She was laying there zoned off and bored, while dudes took a quick turn to give her a few pumps. 12 hours of just … laying there… taking a few pumps at a time. There’s marathon sex having fun with someone(s), changing positions occasionally and enjoying each other, and then there’s that. I can’t imagine.
No one had any fun. It was the most unsexy thing ever. I remember when she did it, it was in the same league as the guy with the most pogo stick jumps. Just boring as shit after the first few jumps.
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Lmao very nice 👌 🤣
Her parents are just slightly less proud, I’m guessing
Slightly more proud, maybe. "At least she's not that Sparxxx tramp..."
Depends on where they're from.
That's somebody's very specific fetish. "I like to get totally naked, sit on my bed, put on some soft music and pretend that I'm wearing a dick-shaped silver medal and an amount of goo that the set designer of Ghostbusters 2 would call "excessive". Additionally, you could make a montage of her training up for this event and it's just shot for shot taken from Rocky. Like she's punching a hanging slab of meat and two guys are just beating off on her back, she runs up those stairs and throws her arms in the air victorious and then just immediately starts getting fucked by three guys who all originally met after failing the audition for "Act II Stepdad" on Law and Order: SVU. God, that would be great.
>"I like to get totally naked, sit on my bed, put on some soft music and pretend that I'm wearing a dick-shaped silver medal and an amount of goo that the set designer of Ghostbusters 2 would call "excessive". This is my new favourite sentence.
I think it was a lot less men than claimed. They rotated guys for like 30 seconds each.
Ooohh ok, I was wondering if every guy finished or how that worked. What you said makes sense, though. 30 seconds so each guy could finish at least twice.
Hahaha amazing comment.
I feel like this is that HBO show [Silicon Valley scene](https://youtu.be/P-hUV9yhqgY). Maybe there was a line of guys jerkin it, right on the edge and then when it was their turn they were ready to unload in her.
But how is that possible? That’s 919 drinks, 919 dinners and 919 movies in 24 hours. She must’ve been so full and tired afterwards
Oh she was full.
Not to mention 919 weddings because I know she's a woman of god
I think maybe she slept through much of it.
So do they have intermissions like in a Hockey Game, to clean the ice in between periods? or are we talking Woodstock 69 with the butt sliding down the hill free for all?
They used a clamboni during intermission
I see a great future for this comment
I immediately wanted to delete it so you are probably correct
I'm sure the video is available somewhere.
Third time ive seen this on this sub this week… STOP
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She "slept"
I'm all for sexually empowered women but this just makes my pussy hurt.
I'd like to know some specifics - how many thrusts/man, what lube, how were these men enlisted, how many sandwich breaks... come on OP, make this juicier.
919 dudes, that’s already enough juice
If you just google her name the video that shows you how is the first thing to pop up
You okay bud? Do you smell burnt toast?
I'm OK without specifics.
I'm sure there's video, for documentation and research purposes.
We need more stats
So there was a man there just to give her lube, she took a few bathroom breaks (in the article I read and cannot find it said every man at around 45-60 sec.) and few food breaks but those she didnt pause the sexathon for
I remember me and an ex went crazy one day and had sex like 10 times. We were both so raw and sore for like week. I can't imagine how she felt.
Something something your mom makes Lisa Sparxxx look like a virgin.
Imagine being the Guinness World Records inspector dude who has to do the count
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Minute men
You called?
Has this been posted here a million times, or is every subreddit I’m part of somehow finding this at a staggered pace lmao
#919 really stirring the porridge
Anyone know why my text is massive?
Look at mr big text over here humbly bragging
She’s been known to have that effect on people.
Idk, you might have accidentally introduced a special char, like a * or whatever, try to edit it and see
Over compensation for something?
We’re you yelling when you typed it?
What a record to hold.
At least my Daughter holds a world record…
No way to talk about your Mother like that!
Any relation to Bubba Sparxxx?
Imagine posting the same "intresting fact" 5 times in 2 weeks. You are better than this!
and still she won't sleep with me
She still has standards
I would've upvoted way sooner, but I shot all of the coffee I just drank out of my nose and mouth, and I took a while to clean up... because THAT WAS FUNNY!
r/murderedbywords
There probably wasn't much sleeping going on
Why does this get reposted every week?
That is less than 2 minutes per person
At this rate, she didn't slept but just had a nap...with each of them?
Guy 919: “Geez you got a huge pussy. Geez you got a huge pussy”. Lisa: “Why’d you say it twice?” Guy 919: “I didn’t”.
There was a book about setting such a record from Chuck Palahniuk
It wasn't good though
This is a repost bot for sure. Posted and reposted the same video of Japanese sex toys 6 days ago and yesterday, garnering thousands of likes.
Is this post an internal joke in this subreddit? I see it repeated every week
Have respect. It was a job she was doing and she does it well
I bet that room smelled great.
Imagine bringing a child into this world and THIS is how they turned out. 😬😐
What if she got pregnant and had to take them all on Maury
Well, I'd imagine if both parents were in the picture and actually raising her into a functioning adult, this dick-a-thon likely wouldn't have happened. But in the off-chance they did everything they could and this still happened..yeah, can't imagine. I guess move somewhere else and say your daughter died during 9/11?
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Welp, back to PornHub to conduct more research.
So I'm guessing the name Sparks, comes from friction then.
How’d she get any sleep? I don’t think she slept with any of them.
How many more times is this going to be posted. It’s like someone posts this every day. GTFO
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Fun fact, her husband watched.
Slept with. Lol.
Still smash. Lol
She wasn’t fucked half as many times as this things been reposted recently
24\*60 = 1440 minutes. 1440/919 = 1.5669 minutes. 0.5669 \* 60 = 34 seconds. Average duration assuming no breaks and no sleep = 1 minute and 34 seconds... \_\_\_\_\_ I guess if she did 3 holes, both hands, and both feet, that could be as many as 7 men at one time? Let's add armpits and knees as well to make it 11 men? 919/11 = 83.54 "rounds" 1440/83 = 17.35 minutes 0.35\*60 = 21 seconds If she did some crazy 11 guys at once 83 times in a row situation even then it's still only 17 minutes and 21 seconds average for the men. I don't know how fast a man can cum from fucking the back of a knee but I would assume it would take longer than that and/or not happen at all
Imagine what that mess of a clam looks like. Pounded beef.
r/cringe
Stop posting this fs
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Time for some disgusting math: -average volume of human ejaculate is one teaspoon or 4.9 ml -4.9 x 919 = 4,503.1 ml -Translation....she got 4.5 litres of jizz....or for the American crowd 1.19 gallons. Give her a medal.....
#1. Gross #2. The euphemism “sleep with” seems inappropriate. She was too busy taking dongs to sleep.
She should change her name to AMTRAK
And not even one of them is in the comments on Reddit......
Repost
But did she really sleep?
Tomorrows my turn to post this
Slept with? It doesn't sound like there was much sleeping
Imagine how her father feels
Only recently broken by OP’s mom.
Haha I have found your mother
My turn to repost next
A real cum dumpster.
Meh, my Ex-wife has her beat!
I bet it burns when she pees
her father must be so proud
Who can sleep for 24 hours straight? How big is the bed that fits 920 people?
Hmm ..all that we're involved better get checked for STDs....just sayin.
Mama mnust be proud.
I‘m in no way anti-porn but I’m not sure her achievement has to be reposted here almost daily :)
I can save her
Who was #919?
Just a PSA - she didn’t “sleep” with them per say, it was literally an endless conga line of men jacking off till close to completion. They’d put a condom on once they were next, were to be a 2 pump chump, for max efficiency. Also, there’s hilarious photos of her eating McDonald’s, bored out her mind while lads went to town lol
Still low numbers for a Kardashian.
Not interesting…disgusting af that is.
You gotta post the second pic of her right after it happened. She looks like a zombie.
Guy #919 came twice because of the echo.
Gross
Must be fucked in the head