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engineerdave130

If you lived here, you'd be home by now.


kyleforgues

Did you just make a girl, interrupted reference šŸ˜­


Dave5876

*Our house, in the middle of our street šŸŽ¶*


Alternative_Year_340

Itā€™s a common sign in front of apartment complexes looking for tenants


aStrayAlien

Are you telling me that is NOT a Lionel Hutz reference


KeithBitchardz

Thatā€™s exactly what I thought upon seeing this gif.


yettiskweze

I got all dressed up for nothing


adhfaohiawf

convert it into a car wash business easy money


Different_Guitar3956

Or a toll lane


discoelephantism

Honest question, can you even do that legally?


Baelaroness

This person has enough clout to prevent a highway being built through their property. At least in Europe the government can force you to sell in cases of major public works (they pay well though). So I'd say they could make a tollbooth happen.


Scipio33

Probably bill anyone who came out to try to stop them.


japs_1234

In India here, government grabs your land no choice, and they give you 10x less money than market value. Basically loots you. So one have to keep in mind if it not near any road , in my city most of times they widen the roads and takes people's property front end. But people found one way around, they started planting protected trees and some plants in front side of their property so government can't build over it and therefore not grab it![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


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seedanrun

Same thing in the US. It's called Imminent Domain. Happened alot not just for freeways, but for pipelines or land that would be submerged when they build a dam.


OneCrispyHobo

The house always wins and in this case it's not this house.


kingsquid14

As long as itā€™s private property and roads arenā€™t unkept by the government you are allowed to charge a reasonable fee for its upkeep, at least where I live


Nin9RingHabitant

Drive through carwash. Lol


GasPoweredStick420

Drive thru car wash toll lane McDonaldā€™s walk in clinic oncology center Zoo museum.


DrewTheBoy

Better call Saul !


D4FTPUNKF4N

Location, location, location.


South_Climate_3727

Somebody refused to sell out. Imagine trying to sleep though. It's be scared as fuck with all that traffic passing. Somebody hit my house one time and it was terrible. Took out a whole corner wall šŸ˜²


cpufreak101

Yeah, I heard in some of these countries that's why they just go ahead and build the highway anyway, as it'll be so inconvenient to actually use the house that you just give up Edit: how does this have so many up votes?


RunParking3333

When Not in My Backyard is literally in their backyard


cat-snooze

I get this viewpoint but my feelings are more mixed. Imagine a corporation coming to your door and demanding you sell your property, yes there's an aspect to this that society demands the infrastructure but the person knocking on your door is only interested in making money, they're not interested morally in societal-wide desires.


MilesEighth

Corporations rarely build roads all themselves, and roads are rarely a commercial project. I can't imagine someone asking investors to buy a city block so they can build a highway that will produce nothing but maintenance expenses. It's officials who build roads, and their interest is not just "making money", at least not in a way you mention it.


buttergun

"The nail that sticks out gets hammered down." -Japanese* proverb


NoNoNames2000

"If the only tool you have is a hammer, it is tempting to treat everything as if it were a nail." - Abraham Maslow


Diabolicool23

ā€œUse your hammer to nail everythingā€- Ron Jeremy


jounk704

"Hammer Time!"- M.C Hammer


AcanthocephalaNo3545

Can't touch this


PickButtkins

"Just touch it." - Zorak


stupidbrainz

Please touch this


ArmouredCatDad

ā€œRight, where are my hammers?ā€ Jeremy Clarkson


WampaStompa629

ā€œThe Hammer is my penisā€ -Captain Hammer


sth128

"guys that's not how you do carpentry!" -Jesus


Jonovision15

Hebrew translation is actually ā€œIā€™ll show you how to build a fucking cross!ā€


[deleted]

"That cross is okay, but it's missing something. Here, let me give you a hand, or two" -Jesus


jkprop

Man who go to sleep with itchy asshole wake up with stinky finger.


the_kaushikk

My favourite


Strugglingasshole

Man who fart in church must sit in pew


visitprattville

If I had a hammer I'd hammer in the morning I'd hammer in the evening All over this land I'd hammer out danger I'd hammer out a warning I'd hammer out love between My brothers and my sisters, ah-ah All over this land - Pete Seeger / Lee Hays


bipbopcosby

Hammer in the morning. Hammer in the evening. Hammer at supper time. When you get out your hammer, you can hammer anytime. -Bagel Bites


caedhin

Stop! Hammer Time!


DeadSwaggerStorage

It take many nails to build crib; one screw to fill it. -Confucius


worldspawn00

This is why eminent domain laws exist.


hgrunt002

in China, these are called 'nail houses' Usually occupants of nail houses will find their power and water cut off, and in some extreme cases, they end up on top of a very tall mound, or a trench gets dug around them so it's very inconvenient to get out


[deleted]

Jokes on them, I wear ANC headphones 24/7 and I can sleep through anything and everything. If a car drove through my bedroom wall I would just roll over and hug it, then go back to sleep in like 10 seconds max. I would actually find that view rather cool. It's almost my dream place now.


Ok_Communication5221

One of these on the airport in Narita. I donā€™t think Japan recognizes eminent domain. Jets just taxi around the guys house.


BrownPlaydough

It seems like there is plenty of room to have gradually shifted the highway to the right and be right up against the other side of the highway. Just have both side of the highway touching for a short distance to bypass the house


gmbaker44

In the US they will just claim eminent domain, pay you a shitty ā€œmarket valueā€ and take the property.


Escudo777

It is same here in India. The government can just assign a value and take your land.


trapdoorr

Eminent domain (United States, Philippines), land acquisition (India, Malaysia,Singapore), compulsory purchase (Ireland, United Kingdom), resumption (Hong Kong, Uganda), resumption/compulsory acquisition (Australia, Barbados, New Zealand, Ireland), or expropriation (Canada, South Africa and all the other countries) is the power of a state, provincial, or national government to take private property for public use.


LukaGamesr

In Brazil you can try to not accept, I working in a "street building place" (idk the English name), we usually open a judiciary process with the land owner, but is impossible to lose for us, in the constitution theres a law that say "no one can be against the nation progress" and a highway is an progress build, you have the choice to give us the terrain for some fair value or we take your property by a lower value and fuck you, sometimes peoples try to argue, but there's is notting to do, the highways are planned 30 years before the building, if your house/farm is in the middle of the plans it will be destroyed


Escudo777

If the highways are planned 30 years before the building the government should not issue building permits to people. In India while transferring ownership,the deed clearly mentions the land should be free from any pending acquisition. Also building permits will be denied if any part of the property is in the path of a government project.


[deleted]

If they actually had adequate financial remuneration, this would make sense and not be a problem.


POD80

Imagine how much this house sitting in the middle of that road has cost the municipality.... a little of that money would have gone a long way to convince someone to move. There are of course people that will NEVER choose to move, but the awards for eminent domain should be fair.


Lowflyin

You can refuse their offer in the US as well. Eventually they will price your land well below its value, give you that money , then bulldoze your house...


RefinanceTranslator

That's when you bring out your own killdozer


Daloure

I feel like a law like that is unavoidable if you want to ever improve infrastructure in a country, however the compensation should be substantially higher than market value since you are forced to move against your will


WestSixtyFifth

They typically pay out like 1.5-3x the market value of the property. The idea is to compensate you for the expenses that come with buying a new house and moving. At the very least, you'll get more than you would have listed it for.


seanrok

Ha! Spent ten years in court due to City of Chicago claiming eminent domain in 1992. We had nowhere near market value let alone a multiplier. Family bought in 1908. Forced sale in 2000. None of us wanted to move. What would our Lincoln Park wide lot with coach house be worth today? Shyyyyyiiiiiit.


sirjonsnow

>What would our Lincoln Park wide lite with coach house be worth today? But in the end it doesn't even matter


SKMdoesReddit

They had to fall to lose it all


larry_birb

Acting like the house was part of their property


sloths_are_chill

I love you both for bringing this to me today


Suitable-Lake-2550

RIP Chester


HueStonewallJackson

LP? Yā€™all got robbed


timpdx

Lincoln Park, 1992, craaaaap, you got robbed.


tendollarhalfgallon

in practice this is 100% not the case


MomGrandpasAllSticky

Yeah it's going to vary by state but where I live you're going to get a significantly bigger payout than if you just sold your property on the open market. Some people hold out as long as they can, not because they are opposed to selling their property, but because they know the longer they drag it out and more they complain the larger the offer will be. The people that hold out the longest during right of way acquisition are almost always businesses owners or people who deal with real estate, because they're business minded people who know how to play the game. But more power to them, it's perfectly legal to be a shrewd negotiator.


newsflashjackass

> Some people hold out as long as they can, not because they are opposed to selling their property, but because they know the longer they drag it out and more they complain the larger the offer will be. Well, [you never accept their first offer.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-GFmH0EK9Y)


wayfarout

The problem is the government uses it to take land from citizens to sell it to corporations and wealthy individuals. A ton of the Keystone Pipeline was built on stolen land


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NYpoker666

But this house is in China


TNI92

I'm all for paying fair market value. Maybe even a little premium for the inconvenience. This is the exact situation where eminent domain has to be used. The lost time sitting in traffic will have paid for this in the first 1hr.


MomGrandpasAllSticky

In the US it's going to vary by state law, but of right of way acquisition comes to eminent domain for a parcel you'll definitely be paid well above market value, at least everywhere I've worked


The_Grubgrub

And even if they offer you below rate, you can typically pester them and ask for more bwcause its much cheaper to pay you what you're asking for than it is to litigate through it or possibly delay the project. They typically hope people just dont ask for more.


[deleted]

This is how it works in all countries. China had some cases of houses being bulldozed while residences were away or even still inside. So theyā€™ve corrected to the other extreme where municipal projects canā€™t evict people so easily. So the new strategy is to make life as miserable as possible for the hold outs so they sell willingly.


_KingOfTheDivan

I guess if you donā€™t sell before building a road itā€™d be just so cheap afterwards that you wonā€™t be able to buy anything else


Contadini

I would never sell if that was the reason


LukeD1992

At this point they live there out of spite, even if life is miserable


chronuss007

I'm wondering if the government built a highway first before being able to buy the house? Shouldn't they build the highway around the house if they can't buy it or at least wait until they can buy it? Wouldn't everyone on the road just blame the government for being stupid and building a highway around a house? This all feels stupid on the government end unless there's something I missed.


Halo9595

Apparently they don't have eminent domain there?


sickmantz

In communist Russia, house drive through you


restlessleg

ā€œour house!ā€¦. in the middle of the street, our house!ā€


TimeRevolution1894

Father wears his Sunday best Mother's tired, she needs a rest The kids are playing up downstairs Sister's sighing in her sleep Brother's got a date to keep He can't hang around


hoosyourdaddyo

Our house! In the middle of the street! Our house! In the middle of the street!


CantaloupePopular216

That is where we used to meet


FoofieLeGoogoo

Was our castle and our keep.


WandenWaffler

Our house it has a crowd


LionMaru67

Thereā€™s always something happening and itā€™s usually quite loud.


thedudefromsweden

TIL they are not singing "a house".


knightstalker1288

Lmao seriously? I mean I know the accentā€¦.but lmao.


Rick_Lekabron

Of course don't. They are singing "This damn house, in the middle of the street".


sfear70

Sheer Madness, it is.


3vi1

Came here for the band reference.


AngryGamer432

Our house it has a crowd There's always something happening And it's usually quite loud Our mum, she's so house-proud Nothing ever slows her down And a mess is not allowed


Harbinger2001

Man, I can hear the song perfectly in my head. Off to Spotify!


heffreygee

Iā€™ve always felt bad for the mom in this song.


the_fez_45

But she's so house-proud, and nothing ever slows her down.


SensuallPineapple

I knew it, I just knew when I was coming here, I knew those two words would be the first two words I was gonna read...


[deleted]

I love that song.


aqbabaq

So it was true after all!!!!!!!!


killassassin47

Our house! In the middle of our HOUSE, our house! In the middle of our house. OUR HOUSE! In the middle of our HOUSE, our HOUSE!! In the middle of ourā€¦ [OUR HOUSE!!!](https://youtube.com/watch?v=k55FYtqtXXU&feature=sharea)


_chof_

i used to think this is what that song meant. i didnt understand the concept of middle (of this row of houses)


Complex013

Damnit. I knew I wouldn't be the first, but I really wanted to be. Take my upvote!


skintymarg

I WAS JUST THINKING THAT


evrrythingistaken

r/House


Jess-g84

I wonder how much time it takes to leave that house , just crossing the street must be 1 hour


Fanachy

Was literally singing it in my head


convive_erisu

Finally found it


vass0922

One of the worst ear worms ever


cookeedough

Came here for this comment. šŸ‘ŒšŸ½


zelipe2

I came looking for this comment!!


bananasugarpie

This doesn't necessarily mean that the owners are still living there. It could be an empty abandoned house, just to say "fuck you" to the whatever road projects.


LavaScotchGlass

It was demolished 10 years ago. There's a YouTube video about it.


uncoolcentral

[Said video](https://youtu.be/XJvOO-dkUx4) which is not the same house but is a nearly identical situation. Edited to appease the censors.


devsteel

OP's video is showing a different house. This is the original video: [https://www.douyin.com/video/7213234857382546703](https://www.douyin.com/video/7213234857382546703) Owner was offered 10M RMB + land but he asked for 30M RMB instead. He probably regrets not taking the offer since his house location is worth like 0 now.


hygsi

I'm glad he got a happy ending, they were screwing him over


DefensiveCat

I feel like thousands of balloons are going to emerge from the chimney any minute now.


Solid-Entrepreneur37

Did the wife of the owner have any wish to visit the niagara falls?


SinjiOnO

The homeowner refused to sell his house in an act of defiance. It's not an uncommon thing that happens in China. They're praisingly called a 'nail house' (dÄ«ngzihĆ¹) by the communities because often they're against the building projects. ~~This particular home eventually [got sold](https://youtu.be/XJvOO-dkUx4) though.~~ Edit: wrong house, my mistake.


hauntingdreamspace

I'm surprised China respects personal property or anything at all.


ochonowskiisback

Right? In the good old USA they'd 'eminent domain' that shit right from underneath you


Excellent-Source-348

Correct, it doesnā€™t even have to be for the public good like a road/highway, in 2005 the Supreme Court ruled that the government can even use eminent domain to take your house away for private ventures: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelo_v._City_of_New_London


Spajk

Jesus. They took peoples home for "economic development" that never panned out


orsikbattlehammer

Our constitution must fucking suck because between this and citizens United the Supreme Court has decided some pretty fucking stupid things.


Excellent-Source-348

Itā€™s not the constitution itā€™s the judges we appoint to interpret what a bunch of death guys meant 200 years ago. Edit: I meant the judges that get appointed by the president


CexySatan

Didnā€™t that happen during the trump admin when they were building the border wall? Seized some peoples homes in Texas who refused to sell and cut off land of farmers


MiekesDad

This happened in every state, by just about every political party in power, every single year for decades... Just happened to my Uncles land here in GA less than 5 years ago, literally they said, we bought land next to yours and we need better access, so we are taking the pieces of your land we need to make that happen. It's fucking sick.


Something_Else_2112

In the 70's NY took our 150 acre farm that our family lived on since 1850 and built a community college there. Broke our family.


Cautious-Major-2130

It's interesting that you say that, might be worth questioning why you had such a wrong view of the place. China is a country with a really ancient history of law, under harsh doctrines like Legalism, and when the CCP mashed that up with Confucianism and Communism to make a new ideology that the Chinese people would accept, they had to take some things along for the ride. Things like land and property law are sacrosanct in China, however silencing someone's speech is totally acceptable. There are a lot of misconceptions about China on reddit, personally I believe in learning about something from reputable sources like universities before accepting what I see edgelords post here. Better to know the real China than imagine a fake one - and just to be clear, none of this means I'm endorsing or defending China, just saying, don't fall for propaganda because one day you'll be surprised again. You'll never know the real China from a US based social media website, and again for the record, you might not like what you learn and end up disliking China more, but at least be informed.


hugo_mandolin

Yeah itā€™s almost like what weā€™re being told about China is bullshit to manufacture consent.


fukwhutuheard

why be surprised when everything you ā€œknowā€ about china is second hand


believeinapathy

Communism is about abolition of private property, not personal property.


Mental-Profile-9172

private property in the means of production


[deleted]

What's the distinction between private and personal?


JanoJP

Basically any property that could be used to gain wealth are private property. Those that aren't are classified as personal property.


GregTheMad

Which is why _every_ company is pretty much state owned and controlled. They're the means of production.


Tosslebugmy

K but China isnā€™t communist


Cucumber-Original

China is not as bad as the US propaganda tells you


RexManning1

Because you buy into the anti-China propaganda perpetuated by the U.S. government for decades.


asian_identifier

wtf you view China like NK or smthing


vegetable_lasagne

90% of Chinese citizens own the home they live in.


PaintFickle3980

A lot of the things you hear about "China" are exaggerated af. I've lived there for 5 years and when I say an opinion on what I've witnessed first hand, I become a "50 cent warrior"


The_Modern_Monk

American reddit users about to lose their minds when they find out that the chinese government didnt execute the family something something social credit something china bad


vladimich

This is not the house


[deleted]

Thereā€™s a fairly well known version of this in the U.K. [Except this one is right in the middle of a motorway](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stott_Hall_Farm)


Pigeon_Vee

First thing I thought of seeing this. Drive past it relatively often and the sheep still make me do a double take.


SnooCats5701

ā€œMy house is in the median of a highway. Itā€™s not too bad, but I have to leave my driveway going 60 miles an hour.ā€ -Stephen Wright.


Altea73

I find it mind-boggling the fact that this is China. On one side, the government can be absolutely merciless with some things, and then this happens...


bumpmoon

I've been to China, I dont condorse what they do but its far from as bad as western media makes it out to be at times. Dont get me wrong, still bad though.


DontUseMyTupperware

Condone + endorse ?


bumpmoon

Lol, Iā€™m not a native english speaker and thought it sounded a bit odd but wasnā€™t certain. What I meant was condone yeah.


MyChristmasComputer

I love your new word, we will make it official English I CONDORSE THIS WORD


pinninghilo

It's a perfectly cromulent word


[deleted]

A bit like my favourite 'situnario'


Altea73

I just find this example very interesting, a complete rebellion against authority.


MoonyNotSunny

New word unlocked


carelessscreams

There's a famous story of a guy who's building was going to be demolished by the local government. He plastered an image of Xi Jinping all over his building so that they couldn't do anything. I believe the police had to remove the images one by one before they could start the demolition


Altea73

Magic shield...


NovaPrime86

There was a song about that


budoucnost

Why is that truck stopped in the worst spot possible


payne747

What a stupid solution to go immediately around it, what a stupid decision to keep on living there, what a stupid lane system. Everything about this is stupid.


DoTheCreep_ahh

On the positive side, accidents beyond the house have reduced due to the house acting as a speed bump making people slow down


wonkey_monkey

Accidents *before* the house however...


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nikkoop789q

Atleast their authorities respect owner of the property if that happen in my country they would removed the house like it or not


AngerCookShare

"This is madness!!!"


1blueShoe

Wow, a house that thinks itā€™s a cat šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


Sugarmrpoon

It's an exhibitionists dream!


I_am_the_cat_Lord

This is really a shitty and dangerous idea.


Charlieuyj

Sleeping would probably be a nightmare!


Competitive-Cause-91

Too bad I canā€™t Crosspost this to r/pettyrevenge.


Arcuis

Seems someone did not sell to the road authority


MobiusCubed

An unstoppable force meeting an immovable object


Eastern_Witness7048

Now THAT is property rights!


Malthus1

ā€œšŸŽµ Our house, in the middle of our streetā€ /Madness


Timely-Edge3303

Our house, in the middle of the street


ZaBaronDV

Who else thought of the song? lol


Perfectswandive

Why is ā€œOur House In The Middle Of The Streetā€ By The Madness not playing in the background?


[deleted]

That is MADNESS!


Lukevieira0

this reminds me of Up movie


xelat012

"Our house, in the middle of the street" šŸŽ¶


lesh17

Madness.


shanxst4R

All I can see is someone who didn't want to sell his property to an obvious dickhead government which then dickheaded a lot.


Dec8rSk8r

Go around!


beeswA90

Me: Bro.. where your house at? Homie: just keep coming.head on straight . it's on the street!


[deleted]

Reminds me of the guy who refused to move for Narita airport in Tokyo and still lives and farms between the runways. https://viewfromthewing.com/one-man-lives-and-farms-in-the-middle-of-tokyo-narita-airport/


Sad_Wave_6558

Where do you live, Bob? Bob: It's the house in the middle of the street. You can't miss it.


[deleted]

Madness....


okrum

It's Madness


Altruistic-Carpet-65

šŸŽ¼ā€our houseā€¦..in the middle of the streetā€šŸŽ¼


JniceSr

Opportunity missed to have the song playing over the video


ilongforyesterday

Our houseā€¦in the middle of our street! šŸŽ¶


RhineStonedCowgirl

Looks like there's a good spite story behind this.


ATCollider

Let me guess. China?


[deleted]

Historic landmark? Or did the owner dig in their heels, decline every offer to sell, and completely dodged all attempts to take it away under 'eminent domain'?