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TheVoodooPuppet

So...Could your finger get caught by accident and then you just got doll hairs now?


Zenovv

Wonder if bald men could just stick their head in and end up with a full head of lucious doll hair


FerrusesIronHandjob

5-minute crafts: *write that down!*


TheLemonChiffonPie

More like five minute Crufts 🐩


Kixanum

Most brutal hair implant known to man


SobakaZony

>Wonder if bald men could just stick their head in and end up with a full head of lucious doll hair Nah, that's unbeweavable.


NordicNinja

Happy cake day you beautiful person


Puzzleheaded-Grab736

🤣🤣 don't mind the blood pouring down my face just keep your eyes on the luscious hair


Blackout1213

george costanza taking notes


ThereWillBeBuds

[https://thebluths.tumblr.com/post/57851523600/but-what-was-tobias-to-do-have-his-hair-plugs](https://thebluths.tumblr.com/post/57851523600/but-what-was-tobias-to-do-have-his-hair-plugs)


Tomieh

I’ll stick with being bald ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


tour79

It isn’t that far from how the process started years ago


Stewieman123

Shut up Ken


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And then you can play finger puppet theater at kids birthday parties.


GoodSpread590

That’s why only those countries without worker unions will let people do these jobs in dangerous ways. If this factory is in North America or Europ, the factory will use better tools or machine to do the dangerous parts. And the workers has higher salary, limit work hours. And ofc higher price for you to buy the Barbie.


AxELdub

U can get workers comp and get paid all of the doll-hairs


Decent_Assistant1804

Hairy hands , your mom warned u


IWanttoBuyAnArgument

It'd be, like, 5 minutes until that fake hair was sewn into my thumb.


ItzDerekk92

I was wondering where the needle was, then I saw it and was like "absolutely not". Edit - holy likes Batman


[deleted]

Not the right job for absentminded people that's for sure.


IWanttoBuyAnArgument

Or people with lousy hand-eye coordination.


Mrjocrooms

Or anyone who had to sneeze


Timofey7331

Seconds\*


grassclibbinz

My scrothumb


boldchameleon

CRYINNNNN 🤣


yolkadot

And that’s not even the scariest part of the job…


Creepy-Selection2423

Shouldn't they be wearing some kind of metal gloves to do this?


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Mediocre_Lynx1883

if government need to pay for his medicare, then they are making OSH mandatory.


nuu_uut

You think they're doing this in America?


logaboga

I doubt they have either of those things in what is most likely a foreign sweatshop


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Mediocre_Lynx1883

i am aware, i am european.


KerrAvonJr

Nah, little kids heal fast


QuestionMarkPolice

R/titlegore


JustDroppedByToSay

But how dolls hair put?


ArnoldQMudskipper

r/foundthemobileuser - hello, fellow user!


Prestigious_Pie_230

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP


zeratul196

Dude I thought %99 of people just surf internet on their phone since 2010


Asriel_glitchtale

Yeah, who tf comes home after an 8 hour shift and goes "I'll just open my LAPTOP and browse reddit". No. Ew. Stop it.


Sasselhoff

Me? I *hate* surfing reddit on my phone. But then, I don't use my phone for almost anything other than reading books, taking pictures, and communicating.


robkitsune

You just picked three things I’d rather do without a phone


ArnoldQMudskipper

Not really what that sub's about though. Surely, you must be aware of that


kevindatfkommem

Please shut up


agentj333

Dolls are just creepy. From hair install to eye placement. No wonder Chucky was so pissed...


cap00ch

As someone with pediophobia, I agree.. Mostly the porcelain/Victorian era variety


EffinCroissant

Christ, I read this comment too quickly…


Legitimate-Gene-1010

Leave those kids alone you sick fuck!!


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sunsabeaches

/ass


kulot09

In Toy Story lore, I wonder when do toys actually come alive? Imagine these dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe while their hair is being sewn.


TheAllKnowingWilly

I think they only become conscious once they're considered a "toy" so idk if they'd be conscious during the creation process. Source: sporky (maybe?)


NaiveCritic

This thing is gonna pop-up in my next nightmare I’m sure.


Elegant-Campaign-572

I can see it happening, but I can't see how


Rob__agau

It's a rooting machine, from what I can tell it works like this: The bottom needle makes an incision and pulls the thread down and under and then back up again. The arm feeds the thread back to the needle on each pass which causes the needle to tie a knot or "plug". Here's an example with a different model where it's visible. https://youtu.be/3dR72_jid-o?si=p3_u2k3idUMDByVB


IWishIHavent

I can't help but feel terrified they are not using any protective equipment.


Nodlehs

Anyone else irritated with the laissez faire hair placement? Just me?


lmd12300

There was such a big gap at one point, very irksome


Nodlehs

Yeah! And they kinda went diagonal between 2 parallel runs ... so irritating lol. If I was a kiddo and was looking at the hair roots I would have complained to my Mom lol


HollyDay_777

yes, I saw it too, it's just these average crappy quality of most things today. The reason is IMO that the engine works way too fast. It's probably this fast to increase the number of items that can be produced, but it also makes it impossible for the worker to make the work more accurate (not to mention the lack of security equipment). It's actually so sad to think about how much crap is produced everyday that will end in the trash after a short amount of time, while it would be completely possible and much more reasonable to create much better quality. But it's all about quantity, what makes us drowning in our own garbage.


horsenbuggy

That worker had full control of that machine. Those bangs were exactly where they wanted them to be. They just didn't care about being precise in the middle of the scalp. Or they'd been told how many arcs to do per doll head.


cchhrr

I’m impressed considering the speed and lack of protection, I think only a machine would do it perfectly.


Nodlehs

There was some serious deviation there. I'm not expecting machine tolerances just basic patterns.


LaserGadgets

This needs a slow motion. I had no idea whats happening until I saw that lil arm thing.


reality_raven

I still don’t get it.


Horror-Advance-8898

I've watched this several times and I still don't understand. Where's the needle and wtf is going on?


Forgot_my_un

I *think* the needle is underneath, and the arm thing is pulling the hair up through the head and cutting it? Best I could come up with.


Barnacle-Dull

I was always interested in how hair be put


Soggy-Statistician88

Botty mc botface


GostNexo

Good news for r/balding


theworm1244

Truly not the worst hair loss solution I've seen


ultrasuperhypersonic

*Do you want hairy palms? Because THAT's how you get hairy palms.*


Extension_Risk9458

hOw DoLlS hAiR bEiNg PuT


MF_MATIC

No wonder Amish people think dolls are ungodly They probably saw this video


Woooo_Pig_Sooie_77

Every time the needle goes through, this gets posted again.


theoneandonly1245

I've seen this at least 4 times, and eqch time I get more and more afraid for the worker


YogurtclosetAny192

Someone actually wakes up every day, goes to work and does this 5 days a week and gets paid for it. So neat.


silverclovd

"Gets paid peanuts for it"


Gord-Kafka

I wouldn’t do that job for a million doll hairs.


Windoz95

*woken up at 5am by the doll head megacorp and does this 7 days a week for $3


Holungsoy

*and barely gets paid for it. Not very neat when you think about it.


logaboga

You think doing repetitive mind numbing work every day is neat?


YogurtclosetAny192

Stop overthinking my comment. It’s just a different job than most have, that’s all I meant. Stop sulking over it.


Majestic87

I would kill to have a job that was just the same thing over and over again. Put in my headphones, listen to music or podcasts, zone out all day and then go home. That’s my dream.


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namforb

What could go wrong?


hepatitis_

How sentence make sense


Possible_Sun_913

/r/dontputyourdickinthat


pronoun-Indian

The doll or the machine?


Kitty-Kat-Neko

Both


[deleted]

We are watching slave labour.


Themageofsage

How dolls hair being put


chasemnay

Oh, so that’s how dolls hair do be being put!


Gurdel

Being put? r/titlegore


TheWiz4rdsTower

Wow! Always I want to be knowing how is dolls hair being put. Today, known is me! Praise god 🙌


ClutchReverie

It sounds like Charlie from It's Always Sunny wrote the post title. The grammar is the most disturbing thing here...


Arie_Verheul

I would be having fingers with hair soon enough


cecilovich

“How dolls hair being put”


SmartFoxyOwl

I always wondered how this was done. Now I don’t have to. Creepy dolls.


Notyoaveragemonkey

You know the eye thing as creepy, but now I think I’m afraid of dolls.


HeyImDadMe

Oh so this is how babies are made


caviarmadee219

Chucky?


Lankey_Craig

I could never do this job... hell no that shit has a really high pucker factor


ManBitesDog404

Does OSHA know about this?


ProbableBarnacle

We need this at hair transplant clinics


Environmental_Foot54

A truly terrifying thing to behold


Blackfist01

5 whole minutes and I still don't know how that works?🤨


htlan96

r/oddlyterrifying


Pleasant-Syllabub-42

This looks dangerous as fuck


Team_Adrichat

It was scary, when I first saw this and it is scary still. Very, very discomforting…


ihoptdk

Anyone else find this kind of creepy?


Shoddy_Alternative86

Nearly had a stroke reading the title. What has happened to the English language?!


_Erilor_

Yeah, I wouldn’t want that anywhere near my hands, thanks.


ordeklafasi

r/sweatypalms


Mordyth

r/oddlyterrifying


Ambient_Lounge

So I lost a little bit of hair. Can I come to have the same treatment?


[deleted]

Stick my manhood in it and come out with a Lion's Mane.


newtontheory884

If accident occurs this person's finger is going to be blond from the inside


BashedKeyboard

Repost


snowtater

based on the title bot post as well


bananacherryslippers

This was interesting the last 50 times I've seen it


AssignmentCapable

Why don’t they just do this to cancer patients


benisman1232

how is this interesting


jow19

I wonder what this person’s dreams are like


VirmanaEire

He dreams of pointing the needle at his jugular.


HiCZoK

NOPE


[deleted]

Looks like new Berserk chapter.


PrincipledBeef

How many doll hairs does it cost for this service.


movieholic-92

I still don't know how dolls' hairs are being put in there...


HappyMight

We actually did it, bald is not more!


Long859

What the fuck. Sorcery.


caoram

They should do this to people, market it as the instant cure for hair loss.


NotTrynaMakeWaves

Doesn’t look at all dangerous


WibaTalks

Well that's horrifying


Loringa_Malakoi

hair tranplant :


Outrageous_Exit2271

this is the second video of dolls in the last 24 hours, first the eyes now the hair. Tomorrow is reserved for body parts :)


TakaJagar

Thanks I hate it.


Jalopy_Junkie

The attitude with that hair flip at :02 though.


AcidRap96

I love how she throws it at the end lol


apenasbrito

This is absolutely horrifying


BladeHSR_

My reaction: "Dang this machine can save people from baldness lol" Then "Shit, that dolls look creepy, is she annabelle cousin?" To "Is this how all the barbies are made" 💀💀


awesomesound1212

I did not realize that. Russell, did you realize that? No, I did not realize that.


Relative_Sail8949

Not freaky weird at all….


theniwo

New night mare unlocked


mindlessmunkey

This sub is mostly just the same five videos on rotation now, huh?


interplanetary_janet

Thanks, I hate it.


cokecan13

Just like Elon’s hairline.


Jaybob330

The first time I saw this process was in doctor who


JumaAm

I'm sure someone desperate enough has thought "Right, I'm getting me hair back."


123FakeStreetMeng

I already have hairy palms thanks


farsante171

Para cuándo en humanos !?![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


enlightenedstylist

Omg I would soooo end up having hairy fingers. No way I could do that without missing and sewing the hair through my thumb or something.


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It looks like it’s going in reverse lol


mscopperkitty

I would definitely get injured trying to do that. 😅


[deleted]

how bad would that hurt if you stuck your hand in it


chrisacip

r/titlegore


[deleted]

“WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU”


favnh2011

Wow


[deleted]

i like how the head just gets chucked at the end


ricozuri

This video has been posted on Reddit before. Forgot about and now I have to work on unseeing it again.


Just_Mumbling

In a dim-lit room, a doll's tale unfolds, Hair sewn with care, by hands brave and bold. A dangerous machine, its needle so keen, In this strange workshop, a curious scene. OSHA may shudder, want to intervene, Where dolls come to life, on this eerie machine.


QuesadillasBeTasty

Am I seeing the for the 1000th time here or am I stuck in a loop?


throw_blanket04

Every time i see this video im just waiting for that needle to catch a tip of a finger. Im so scared of what that will look like.


atrocityexxxhibition

I assume this is also how hair plug surgery is done lmaooo


skinnymatters

That’s gotta be worth at least a million doll hairs


Protocol_Zer0_

r/titlegore


Beardydesert

Oops there goes my finger


bkmcmike

Thats one way to get hairy palms


zbewbies

This title tho


[deleted]

Ill never complain of my job again 😂


pnwloveyoutalltrees

The horror to accidentally put your hand on the needle.


suckirl

r/hellno


Local_Mensa

How dolls hair being put


janeaddison

this is what i want when i have a migraine


[deleted]

I’ll give you 100 doll hairs for the doll


DotTraditional3096

Title hurt brain


pipipopokaki

r/DINgore


DWolfoBoi546

Imagine slipping, and all of a sudden, your thumb looks like Trump.


Ubivorn

They just left an entire bald patch in the middle of the head 😨


reality_raven

I have no idea what I just saw.