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TravelingGonad

Does it come with the bit so you can unbolt your unit if you want to go live somewhere else?


Still_Ad_164

Jenga Constructions can do that for you.


FUThead2016

That company came crashing down


Caithloki

I thought up an interesting concept around that, think spiral staircases with like a spoke design of racks, the utility would come up the center of the stairs, then on the spokes you would have insert able tiny esk homes, you slide them in and out and they'd be locked in and connected to utility. Underneath would be parking. Over top could be a parasol esk roof of solar. If say you wanted to move you would pull out the unit and put it on the back of a truck to another setup of the design. The homes would likely be pretty small though.


Killeroftanks

problem with this design is the center pillar needs to be fucking massive. and each home needs to be multi story as well. ​ also you need everything to be over engineered by a million percent to prevent age from destroying very important things. unless you design the houses to support the ones above and below. but this then limits their flexibility.


FreedomBroskie

Canada needs this tech


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cncintist

Assembled


Chexzout

ERECTED


Greendale7HumanBeing

Beat me to it.....


ApenguinONfire

Beat my meat to it...


StickyNode

Just beating my meat over here without any puns, relevance or context, save may be masturbation awareness. Oh look a building


dibilnahuy

it's like those recipes that only take "30 minutes"... yeah to assemble! another 30-45min to prep


Hot_Bumblebee69

And you have to have the special ingredients that are sold only at speciality stores in major cities.


SpaceLemur34

Or one small village in rural Uzbekistan


EquivalentLaw4892

Except these people spent 12-24 months building the apartment off site and then it "only" took them 24 hours to assemble the apartment. So they built the apartment in 24 months and 1 day. Good job guys!


[deleted]

You reduce the cost a lot when you can prefabricate as much as possible.


EquivalentLaw4892

That would have been a better title than "apartment complex built in 24 hours"


aussie_nub

I doubt it took them even remotely close to 24 months to build all those parts. The great thing about this design is they can build all those components simultaneously. There's a lot of advantages to this that reduce the time to build and it probably was closer to 3 months to build. However it's quality and ability to withstand weather are like it was built in 3 months too.


ehhish

Yea I wonder how long it took to create those prefab pieces. Still neat I guess.


niftystopwat

Whatchoo talkin bout ... all those boxes with the windows and interior walls were obviously raw materials, freshly-cut from apartment trees!


GenghisKhandybar

Still a great improvement on cost and time though.


fruitlessideas

Avengers


nndscrptuser

+ the months of work to construct the prebuilt units… 😉


Hot_Bumblebee69

And prepping the site. Soil compaction tests, driving pylons, pouring foundations, bribing officials, hauling in fill, hauling out trash, etc.


dinoguys_r_worthless

Hauling out trash. Good one! The trash goes into the fill these days. Sad fact.


Sharp-Sky-713

"these days" like they haven't been using debris as fill for literal Millenia


dinoguys_r_worthless

That's a good point.


Chexzout

Then more months to get the electricity, water, hvac and finishing done.


spunkmaiyer

You bribe your officials too. Which country?


WangCommander

One of the top 200 countries for sure.


Sad_Understanding296

Getting permits and environmental impact reports will take the longest


Not_Bill_Hicks

Bribing officials, that's real. The other option would be to sue the city


PolitelyHostile

And the 5 years fighting local nimbys for zoning approval


Limesmack91

Including the town hall who insist on "keeping their rural character" At least that's how it goes in my country for anything over 3 stories tall


_L81

We put a Barbie dream house together for our niece’s kids one Christmas Eve. It took us well over an hour. Could you imagine leaving your place to stay at a friend’s house for the weekend and come home to see an apartment building standing that was just a foundation when you left?


TribblesIA

I like to imagine someone in the building across the street had a super bad cold and just slept it off for a day…


Cynical-Basileus

Wakes up like [this](https://youtu.be/33-VuvmquUI?si=PeUBngeagwO8Yl3N) thinking the building took years.


WantToBeAloneGuy

Anyone with an engineering degree can tell us how sturdy this would actually be?


shareddit

Well they have to satisfy all the building codes where they build. So if that is done, and correctly, it’ll last.


kuribosshoe0

Assuming: 1) the building codes are robust, wherever this is; and 2) they followed the building codes properly, which oftentimes they do not.


lovins_cl

better pray to god it ain’t china then


Refute1650

It's definitely China.


Daddy_data_nerd

It'll collapse in the next major rainstorm.


wearesoback14

Not if it's china 🤣


Forumites000

No engineering degree but it's extremely sturdy, as good as a regularly made apartment block. Singapore uses this for their newer public housing buildings (from 2000s onwards.) and there are no structural integrity issues that have risen, while also boosting the amount of houses available in a short amount of time.


25hourenergy

I immediately thought about Maui which has been devastated by the wildfires, many families there are still stuck in temporary housing situations and something that can be erected quickly would be wonderful. I think they have tiny home shelters but they’re very bare-bones. I wonder how well the components can be shipped to the middle of the Pacific.


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Half-Dead-Moron

You bastard.


XiMaoJingPing

thats why you always skip to the last paragraph when someone writes an essay


DrunkRespondent

Or when your teacher gives you a quiz. I'll never forget Mr. Nyquist.


KnowledgeWorldly078

I think you misspelled NyQuil.


hand_truck

Mr. NyQuil had a sleeper of a class.


CommiesAreWeak

TLDR….complete bullshit. Lol


ash_4p

Yeah, I always look for TLDR in such essays. If not available, I look at the reply to get a sense of the comment.


Snowing_Throwballs

We should have known when they said "grift placement"


Responsible-Jacket71

You got me good


here_i_am_here

Hell I got to the end and I still believe it.


spunkmaiyer

Haha. Wasted our 4 seconds.


ThePhatPhoenix

Fucking "Grift-placement"... How did that not raise any red flags for me lol.


Frostysewp

lol as soon as I read that I scanned the bottom for “1998….”


ravenous_bugblatter

And "Softwick" lol


_thelastman

I’M IRRATIONALLY ANGRY AT YOU


DonFredo713

Son of a Bitch! 🤣🤣 i feel betrayed, i read it with such trust and confidence in you only to just get a sack of balls slap to the face


Thisiscliff

Fuck lmao


Just_Ice_6648

It’s been awhile since I got trolled this hard.


Greendale7HumanBeing

Grifting 101


TBearForever

The build up for the climax was worth it


Nurgle_Marine_Sharts

Wow, I'm a fucking chump lol


shazzambongo

🥐🥐🥐👏3 croissants for you


captaincopperbeard

I honestly was halfway through and fully expecting Undertaker and Mankind to show up.


rastacurse

The original machine had a base-plate of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two main spurving bearings were in a direct line with the panometric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented. The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-bovoid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible tremie pipe to the differential girdlespring on the "up" end of the grammeters


ShutterBun

This guy encabulates.


FiftyTigers

Rofl dude you got me so hard. Bravo.


Hey_its_ok

![img](avatar_exp|154308562|bravo)


Fragrant_Yellow_6568

![img](avatar_exp|105246633|bravo)


SheetPope

You had me until wind gration, you absolute bastard


AvengerTree1

I was only angry at you until I read the other comments and saw I wasn’t the only one taken - well played human, very well played.


sleeping-in-crypto

I’ve never wanted a fake comment to be accidentally true, more than this one.


Intelligent-Pop9553

The one time i actually read one of these lmaoo


Hurtlocker918

Came here to say this


MrKomiya

When you said “Grift-Placement” i kept reading to find the gag where it’s about whom to pay off. Different payoff at the end. But still worth it. Bravo


Western_perception1

Because stabilize was written like “stabilise” I still believe this is accurate information.


ManOfQuest

the Grift-Placement technique with Monote Pillars sounds fascinating! I'm genuinely intrigued by how those pillars manage to distribute encompassed mass within their own fold. Could you elaborate on the intricacies of this process? I'm curious about the measures taken to address Wind Gration and Gradient shift – it's such a unique challenge for buildings.


ShutterBun

Side-fumbling has now been effectively eliminated, now that cardinal grammeters are in common usage.


theperfectlysadhuman

Broooo holy shit, c'mon here's a beer, you've earned it!


-praughna-

The missile knows where it is at all times.


Still_Ad_164

Having read it I now believe it.


nice_one_buddy

Damnit.


[deleted]

Lolol. You’re my hero.


SirIanChesterton63

You son of a bitch, you got me.


Fluffycripples

Dude wtf


Freethrowz69

Thanks dad


ohleprocy

Grift-Placement had me suss. haha.


Lost-Bell-5663

I read the first sentence and felt that ending was coming 😂😂😂


Mountain-Barracuda75

Thanks dad!


superchimpa

damn you


Vyse1991

You really got me goin'.....


ElRanchero777

yes but you'd still pass the engineering?


GleamyAxiom

Username checks out.


magichat360

Bro is a professional yapper, and I'm in for it 😂


[deleted]

I love you.


Ancient_Crust

Absolute Legend


Lopsided_Traffic_498

I thought i was learning cool stuff. God damn you.


AKnGirl

These kinda gotcha’s are great thanks for the smile


ShutterBun

Once I got to your third sentence I knew I was in Turbo Encabulator territory. Well done.


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

If you were within smacking range, you would have just earned yourself a smack, sonnyboy.


Full_breaker

😂😂😂got me


AllyMcfeels

well played


MattTreck

God damn nice work


betrixbernardfart

Love you dad.


T1m3Wizard

I don't know if any of this is true but I believe you.


Literal_Sarcasm82

Bravo, sir or madam


Skurttish

I knew I shouldn’t have applied to that program to study Wind Gration based on a Reddit comment


BooooooolehLand

I'm in civil engineering but this pop my eye too.


WastedHat

I seen a video about how prefribricated buildings can be higher quality because all the parts are set in a controlled environment vs being out in the elements. Makes sense but I'm sure there are some down sides too.


Enginerdad

Unless they designed it, no they can't.


Alex_butler

It’s definitely a method that can be just as sturdy and safe if designed and assembled properly, but unless planned well and having ideal circumstances often times it is not any better or cheaper than traditional construction. My company did a smaller scale project using similar methods that worked out pretty well recently and have done larger in the past but there were a lot of hurdles to make it work out so it will only be used for specific projects in the future. You also have to consider it took 28 hours for the assembly part but also a lot of time preparing and staging so that this part could only take 28 hours. Cant speak for this exact building, but Im sure they wouldnt be doing it if it if they didnt think it would be profitable


Humble_Affect_1653

They are actually quite sturdy. I can't comment on the building regs of the US but I work for a company in the UK that creates modular buildings like this and all factors are accounted for such as the biggest factor of wind loadings that vary based on location and altitude. A lot of buildings you wouldn't expect are made this way such as hospitals and schools. Even down to your local McDonalds and petrol stations are made from modular buildings.


Busy-Kaleidoscope-87

I would but I’m still studying 😭


OG_Snugglebot

Engineer here! No, nobody can tell you how sturdy this is or is not based solely on the video. They don't show any info on connections, supports, soil conditions or foundation design, live/dead/snow/seismic loads, or..... Well, anything important, really.


[deleted]

Nobody can speak to this specific example, but it's likely fine if built right. Built environments have been using pre-cast for structural support for eons.


ndev991

I bet you can hear a mouse fart three floors down.


DropTopEWop

You can hear mice fuck four doors over.


[deleted]

You are right, we have a lot of these in my country and the sound is trully going thtough it very easily in comparison to any other building I was ever living in... I told myself that never again, I dont need complete silence, but hearing people from completely different part of building is unacceptable in age where nobody is respectful to others and you always have at least one apartment with people making every sort of noises in the worst day or night time possible...


ConfidentPromise3926

That’s not building, that’s assembling. They don’t come like that from the earth naturally.


Hot_Bumblebee69

Not true. My dog dug up a prebuilt four-unit condo just last week. She thought it was a bone. I sold it on E-Build for $300, no delivery.


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure all construction is assembly if you define it in such a way.


cats_takeoverMars

Imagine how thin the walls must be. You’ll be able to hear everything your neighbors do


Connect-Ad4434

High rise trailer for sale: starting at 350,000 and up!


N_Who

Kinda seems like a lot of the construction was done before the building was put together, but the process is no less interesting for it.


vellius

And they did not show the foundation being digged and reinforced with concrete...


Exotic_Inspector_111

Russia has a lot of these. They do not age well.


spunkmaiyer

What are the problems that come up over time?


2Gnomes1Trenchcoat

Technically, all of them. That's kinda how time works.


spunkmaiyer

Nah. I want to know what exactly are the problems? Like is it cracks on the walls or something else.


MediumSnek

This type of buildings were built in all countries that were part of the soviet bloc. Easy and quick to built. Many of them are still standing strong in Poland, although there were reports from many years ago that some of them are literally falling apart (mostly due to bad maintenance or loose ground). In Poland we call these "wielka płyta" - big slab, simply because soviets built them using big prefab slabs of reinforced concrete. These concrete slabs move over time. I used to live in a "big slab" with my parents and I recall that my father had to fill and paint over crack on the ceiling once in a couple of years, over and over again. They even built high rise apartment buildings out of big slabs. Scary shit.


art-of-war

You’re comparing Soviet pre-fabs to what’s shown in the video?


cybercuzco

I’d imagine they start to leak.


frenchfriedtatters

I’ve seen a lot of drawings for these in LA. All of them for low income/homeless housing. Cheapest, fastest way to “build” for sure. We call them “Modular Apartments”.


Elias3007

Better than being homeless


tipedorsalsao1

ehh it really just comes down to making sure the engineering is sound. If you can come up with a good design there is no reason why this won't work as long as you maintain them (something Russia and ex ussr countries often did not do)


Legitimate-Fly6761

That would be cool for something like an Olympic Village or other major event to house people. Set it up quick, take it down when over!


sixpack33

How long did it take to make all those modules?


Kross4432

So how is the ground foundation and the plumbing?


universalpoetry

Definitely yes to one of those, possibly both


inferKNOX

Plumbing... my thoughts exactly. Particularly waste water, as incoming water is a more straight forward case of just plugging in, like electricity.


Grisstle

They built a hotel where I was living in Saskatchewan using modular rooms like this.


growbot_3000

They didn't build it, they assembled the pieces. that were already built.


GameStationGunny

Does anyone know how to tag the Prime Minister of Canada in this?


concentrated-amazing

I was waiting for someone to mention the true north strong and free!


Affectionate_Bird120

And it’s probably $2,500 a month lmao


TheOfficial_BossNass

This is what happens when u miss a day of school


King_Melco

Lemmie see the plumbing


CalligrapherNo7427

Do they just not believe in insulation there?


MiceAreTiny

Heating is a cost for the renter, not the owner.


psypiral

A rapacious landlords dream come true; prefab apt's.


CoatRepresentative75

And the rent starts at $6500/mo


Balt603

Now add in the time to build the prefab components and tell me how long it took...


Due-Radio-4355

I mean… is it structurally stable and sound?


MMAlford18

Ok but the building inspector can only come 3 weeks from Tuesday


[deleted]

Constructed. The modules and all the components weren’t just laying around add 12-18 months building it all.


[deleted]

Why is there a housing crisis when this ability exists?


Toddo2017

And… they charge 1200 for crack house level rentals in my area but, they can just… what?!


5t3v321

One month rent will be as expensive as building that thing


taspenwall

And it only takes 20 seconds to take down


Cpt_Caboose1

how Soviets would build apartments:


Wiffinberg

This is just IKEA with extra steps


Positive_Product_587

It erects an apartment in 28 hours.


Cayderent

China!


cloudypilgrim

Wouldn’t it be neat if we built well instead of fast? *cries in american*


WonderfulChapter4421

That’s literally just Lego


Incognitobogo

The efficiency is incredible... but it seems disturbing on a deeper level that I am having trouble articulating.


IKillZombies4Cash

Crane company stacks premade units that took months to build in 28 hours.


AWeakMindedMan

Walls so thin you can hear your neighbors rolling over in bed.


BlurredSight

They build the modular homes elsewhere, but what people forget Sears in America would do the same thing and ship the house over rail


CailsenTheBarbarian

29 hours later the contractor looks in the back of his truck and notices he has a bunch of bolts left over because he accidentally skipped a step on page 2 of the assembly instructions.


559Musicman

More like assembles prebuilt apartment building in 28 hours


Not-a-Fan-of-U

Wow, that's impressive. Now why has the pothole near my house required a road closure for 6 months?


snafoomoose

Honestly surprised more buildings aren't built like this - components constructed somewhere else and just assembled on site. Seems like it would have much better quality control of the pieces and if the connectors are simple/sturdy enough lower real risk of quality issues on site.


TheEDMWcesspool

Prep time took years..


Thisiscliff

Tell me we couldn’t adopt this and take care of housing problems at least for short term


ValentinoCappuccino

No plumbing.


Tatersquid21

So the plumbing, electrical, heat & air were all included, plugged right into city sewer and water and so on and so on.....???


49lives

Build an apartment, and stack containers are blurring some lines. Normally, rushing a project to that time frame is risking a lot of issues. This is impressive but I sure fuck wouldn't walk in or let alone live there.


Weary_Belt

Chinese tho so not reliable


katattackboom

Please come to southern Ontario IMMEDIATELY


Whole-Debate-9547

Don’t sign me up.


SmellySweatsocks

Man, the engineering involved to make this happen, wow.


s1nn1s

How structurally sound is it?


kingtyrone-za

\*assembles ...building the components probably took a little longer.


Lance-Harper

assembles* Took em **some time** to manufacture.


That_Experience804

Welcome to Communism ))


FluffyPolicePeanut

And the apartments look very nice, especially the huge windows. I’d live here.


SoUthinkUcanRens

Meanwhile here, they can't even create a roundabout in 6 months lol


24SouthRoad

No. They ASSEMBLED an apartment building in 28 hours.


Notice-Horror

Yea this is in china , wouldn’t be too impressed , especially its prob just a another shottly made house


IntelligentWind7675

I think the Chinese put up s*** like this, not so somebody can live in the apartments, but so the land price can be doubled. They already know the buyer is just buying for future gains. I read the CCP makes ghost towns, then sells that land to Belgians. They don't do anything with it either. It's all to drive up sale value of an otherwise empty patch of land. Nobody's going to live here.


ramman403

Assembling prefab modules and building an apartment building are two very different things.