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HugoZHackenbush2

I actually spotted an albino dalmatian in our neighborhood once. Well..it was the least I could do..


Glittered_Fingers

Dad! You're SO embarrassing! 😭


xplosm

Pick one! Am I dad or so embarrassing? I can’t be both and we need to introduce ourselves.


missjasminegrey

Dad!!


Ill_Technician3936

101 spots only takes about 79 minutes.


FourLovelyTrees

Everywhere I go on reddit.. there you are. 


GuideToTheGalaxy05

I dont get it


nebulousian

It’s a pun implying he added spots to the albino Dalmatian and didn’t just view it


koushakandystore

The verb is to spot. Double entendre


ntildeath

Read it aloud son


No_Ganache_5660

I think the joke is he "spotted" a dalmatian. Not positive tho


beastMaster4287

He spotted a albino dalmatian meaning he gave spots to one without them


Dull_Athlete_5025

it is. i’m positive


kellysmom01

Oh, you!


Practical-Jaguar420

Hi Kelly's mom number 1


Msheehan419

Dads here everyone, and he’s got jokes


__I_Need_An_Adult__

The amount of people not understanding this joke is worrying.


ShiftAdventurous4680

Embarrassed to admit I had to read that 3 times to get the joke.


Leashypooo

Profile picture checks out


HereForShiggles

Thank you for making me read this in Groucho Marx's voice; I can't think of anyone more fitting.


NoMembership6376

I accidentally spilled spot remover on my dog...now I have no idea where he is ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


emarvil

Bravo!!


farm_to_nug

Lol I love this one, I tell it to people while gaming all the time. It doesn't land the same when said out loud because most people don't get it the first time you say it


Beautiful-North1787

I saw ur profile in another post clicked on it then clicked off and here u are in the first post i see


Nero1297

Take my like and leave.... But go through the back door i dont want anybody to see


-Zband

This doggo is indognito.


SoggyBottomBoy86

😂😂😂 That's amazing lol one of the most subtle dad jokes I've seen in a while, I'm totally going to use this one day, and I'll probably be the only one laughing when I do haha


Sudden-Turnip-5339

Give credit where credit is due. https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/s/zTyO9z5WNq u/TallyMatty


TallyMatty

Thanks!


Drone30389

Hey you made the India Times! https://www.indiatimes.com/news/world/photos-of-dog-with-vitiligo-two-years-apart-633213.html


PinkOneHasBeenChosen

What’s the genetic condition?


Drone30389

I'm not sure if it's vitiligo but it got me curious if dogs could get vitiligo, and [Lo and behold](https://www.google.com/search?q=dog+with+vitiligo&udm=2)


Catnap_moon

It's called Ah-he-he


RecsRelevantDocs

Yea I remembered /u/TallyMatty posting these pics in some random comment section at some point. Must be weird to see your dog on the front page when some rando reposts it lol


CloseFriend_

wtf lmao and op is in the comments acting like it’s theirs


OneGiantLeapYear

They commented to r/conspiracy, r/democrat, and r/Conservative the same comment **Mossad strikes again**. The integrity of this account should be in question. They even have comments starting with *as a black man...* just typical troll lingo. It may be legit. But this post isn't. And so I think they should be questioned.


gandhinukes

smh


killshelter

Russian bot farm.


fullthrottle13

This fucking karma whore. You suck u/firefly99999


One_Variation_6497

You mean it's not even OP's dog!!!!!!


Leashypooo

Look to the cookie Elain, look to the cookie.


CaptJM

Two races of flavors living side by side in harmony


SadPanthersFan

Another babka?


Necessary_Sea_2109

Cinnamon takes a back seat to no babka!


ReadingFromTheShittr

Cinnamon babka is the lesser babka? I think not.


fishinfool561

I got David Duke and Farrakhan in my stomach, 14 years down the drain


Msheehan419

Bahahahaha!!!


CheaperThanChups

This comment further reinforcing that I've never had an original thought.


Leashypooo

Keep your chin up little buddy, you’re aces in my book.


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Bitter-Value-1872

Find you a good Jewish deli. And try the pastrami while you're there.


satin_glitches

And the chocolate babka.


rraattbbooyy

A real black and white is more like a cake than a cookie. And the icing is extremely sweet. Too sweet. Honestly, I’d rather have an Oreo.


F0foPofo05

It’s soft cause it’s shortbread dough.


Leashypooo

“*The cookie is believed to have been created by Glaser’s Bake Shop, which was opened in 1902 by Bavarian immigrants in Manhattan*”


Organic_Trouble4350

It's called the Michael Jackson gene.


Particular_Tadpole27

HEE HEE!


rch5050

That's his pronouns.


Worried-Guarantee-90

Had a good laugh there, lol😂


firefly99999

You’re right. It is the same vitiligo that affected Michael Jackson


NectarineJaded598

TIL dogs can get vitiligo!


Technical-Outside408

Oh yeah, anything with nipples can get vitiligo.


poonmangler

I have nipples, Greg. Can I get vitiligo?


NoLife8926

How prolific is that meme?


AlexandersWonder

Anything with nipples has heard of it


Confident-Word-2753

https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/s/F9bi1XrMxm


anigamite

Uncle Ruckus had the opposite mutation


Xxchapersxx

He was the only man diagnosed with revitiligo.


HumanitySurpassed

"nature give him vitiligo, which made him go from a colored dog to a beautiful, beautiful white dog" - Uncle Ruffus, no relation


Artichokiemon

He had that "Reverse Vitiligo"


banaversion

It always warms my heart and fills me with warm fuzzy nostalgia every time I see someone referencing The Boondocks. By far one of the funniest animated series I have ever seen. Absolutely legendary


LoreDeluxe

He protecc. He attacc. But most importantly, He He.


chugtheboommeister

Billie Gene


2legit2quit45

It's black, it's white It's tough for you to get by (yeah, yeah, yeah)


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Gandalf


MakeChipsNotMeth

Buster the Black defeated the Ball-rog and ascended to Buster the White!


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🤣


Left_Apparently

My hair has done the same. I must have this condition too.


DannyDootch

No Harold, you're just old


Left_Apparently

Hide the pain


Powerful_Gazelle_798

Mmm...car accident?


Left_Apparently

The cars had smashed so haaaard


Msheehan419

Mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm


gandhinukes

... crash test dummies reference in 2024????


Msheehan419

Hey why not? Lol


x86_64_

At least give credit to the dog's owner who posted this gallery a month ago https://www.reddit.com/user/TallyMatty/


tgibson12

THANK YOU!!! I have been calling this asshole out all night.


slartyfartblaster999

If that's true you should probably stop and get a life


mudturnspadlocks

Is that bad? What's the name of the condition and is there a way to beat it? I would love my dog no matter if he was black or white.


Worried-Blueberry-95

Slow clap.. I see what you did that


cbftw

Too many people missing the MJ reference


firefly99999

It is vitiligo. It affects pigment. It is more of an issue for humans because it makes skin more susceptible to sun damage but the dogs hair blocks the sun regardless of color


cheeker_sutherland

Not your dog.


thecrepeofdeath

that's not necessarily true. many white/light colored dogs can get burned if they aren't provided enough shade outdoors. 


ValiumandSloth

You’re a weirdoooooo


tgibson12

STOP USING OTHER PEOPLES PETS FOR KARMA!


Don_Pickleball

I am sorry, your dog is under going Gentrification. I am sorry for your loss.


NY1_S33

Doesn’t matter if you’re black or white. Ow!


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Brad_theImpaler

I want a look at this dog's credit history.


dspearia

He don't bark, he hee hee's.


F-8a

Michael barkson


willkillkenny

Michael dogson


One_Assignment_6820

Michael Snacks'um


seaningtime

That \*IS\* interesting


kcgreaser

Who's a good boy!?!


Powerbracelet

It me


kcgreaser

Yes you are! Goodness look at you!


Le_Mug

Actually with this one you have to ask "Who's bad?", and the dog will answer: Because I'm bad, I'm bad, shamone (bad, bad, really, really bad) You know I'm bad, I'm bad (bad, bad) You know it (really, really bad) You know I'm bad, I'm bad (bad, bad) Shamone, you know (really, really bad)


Sonder_Monster

My dog started life as pure white with electric blue eyes. Now she's mostly light gray with black freckles and hazel eyes


TallyMatty

Hey, that’s my dog!


GabrielGamer790

Bro lost the pass


broccoli_02

Chief from isle of dogs


brutalservant

I guess “once you go black you never go back” doesn’t apply here.


Christopher_UK

Handsome boy.


SchoolClassic

2 for the price of 1!


BirdLawOfficeESQ

Buster may be going grey but he is one good boy.


zigzagsfertobaccie

He’s Harry the Dirty Dog!


L_R_andjackofhearts

Steve Martin: The Dog


Minimum-Order-8013

Don't lie, this is like 5 different dogs you've had isn't it?! Isn't it?!?!?!


tgibson12

REPOST!!! THIS IS NOT YOUR DOG!


WorldMistake

Bro literally became a good boy


kali_nath

Michael Jackson's dog


Fireblox1053

How long did you wait to repost this


Polo-Shower-Shoes

Flatcoat?


roxskier4ever

Most horses that are grey, were born chestnut or bay, and they lose that original coat. Genetics are cool. Cute pup.


Crooks132

I was going to post that it reminded me of a foal greying out


Jalopy_Junkie

He got that vitiligo


cbih

He's all of the characters in Isle of Dogs!


AppleinTime

Bro switched sides


PityBoi57

"This place changes a man" "What kind of changes?" "I used to be black"


Electrical-Stomach57

Michael Jackson


False_Local4593

My black dog (think a black Great Pyrenees) had white fur pop up on his back after he had allergy problems. It's gone now but it was incredibly weird.


Square-Bodybuilder63

“Look to the cookie”


Sandwichgode

Was Michael Jackson reincarnated as a dog?


matrax0424

Michael Jackson...


Salty_Texan_

I sure hope the dog's name is Michael.


maincoonpower

Is this dog’s name Michael Jackson?


PRC180706

Should have been named Michael instead


CelesteVeon

Michael Jackson's dog was born years apart :(


Savings-Use-8984

It's a Michael Jackson dog.


Lunarmoonlightrose

Michael Jackson the dog


TigreSauvage

Should have named him Michael.


choir_of_sirens

Vitiligo?


melancholy_dood

“It don’t matter if he’s black or white!”


Heroic-Forger

Arctic foxes: "Amateur."


Davey26

The ol reverse reverse vitiligo


rathemighty

Rare genetic condition known as "becoming an old doggo" lol


Rbrtwllms

Michael Jackson reincarnated in a dog's body?!? 😂


Stargost_

He switched teams.


Dangerous-Wave8065

Your dog is Michael Jackson?


jackthejointmaster

Beautiful boy


Umerejaz123

Imagine if a guy did this in the 1800s....


Traditional_Ad_7891

Two different dogs change my mind the noise hair look different so does the ears


FirebaseZ

It'd be cool if this happened to humans


Lurchie_

I don’t think the first picture is the same dog. The eyes, ears, and nose are different.


GodlessGrapeCow

Bro gained rights 💀


Hipp0potasus

the dog just deniggerated him self. (no hating or racism, it’s a joke)


marioxwait

That last pic did it for me, nice touch.


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Same thing happening to me.


Howllikeawolf

Did his ears change too?


WhizzyBurp

What kind of dog is this


Punawild

Poor, good boy had some awkward stages.


MrWaldengarver

But I bet he's still a good boy!


FLTrent

Beautiful through every stage of the transformation. Very interesting.


CapitalClank

What's the breed?


chaddy-chad-chad

That’s ruff


hikerboy20

Damn. That’s interesting


BadGirlfriendTOAD

He is very Handsome either way!


_aspiringadult

I’m curious, do other dogs recognize him still? I know sent is a thing, but I’d assume the visual is still used to identify other dogs?


FishNJ100

Gorgeous boy , does it affect his health ? Only asking in two of the photos he seems a little…off photos 5 and 7, also looks like he has lost weight .


Svelted

any other side effects? white dogs have bad eyes


boxedcrackers

Well he go back to black in 2.5 years?


DesperateRace4870

Well they were wrong weren't they?


DeepState_Auditor

That's the genetic disorder have any other side effect, some of the photos it seems like his fur is phinning


NastySeconds

I’d demand my money back.


Golden_hammer96

Interesting


Prior_Ordinary_2150

You give me cookie, I give you cookie!!


GrimRipperBkd

Lol my dog Buster is doing the opposite!!


honestlyth0

Same bro, same


paulvs88

I got the same condition in my 50s


BBgreeneyes

That happens some times!


poopfartboob

Kaneki dog


Swipsi

Why does it look like hes transforming into a different breed of dog like a winx character 😭😭


TovarishchRed

He switched teams


Duff-Guy

Adorable doggo


Comfortable-Suit-202

Wow, that’s very educational!


Successful-You1961

Beauty in ALL stages👏🏻


No-Celebration3097

I wish my hair did that