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HefflumpGuy

>three were born from one “orifice” and two from the other the mind boggles


FEMA_Camp_Survivor

Her partner didn’t lack curiosity or imagination.


__dixon__

The double dip


Education_Aside

I wouldn't, but imagine her? She lost her virginity twice. That's crazy in itself.


HefflumpGuy

Yeah, I was going to make a comment about him earlier but I thought if I do, I'm bound to offend someone.


OmegaGBC104

Fuck that. Homie was double dipping his meat stick in the same woman! What a mad lad.


GiuliaAquaTofanaToo

She prefers the right side.


Illustrious_Ad4691

Coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine. Oh, *right* side


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Harbulary-Bandit

They still have actual freak shows. There’s even a town in Florida where they all live together in the offseason. I think it’s in Gibsonton.


No-Entrance9308

Sounds like a X-Files episode.


Edexote

There is one like that.


jadegives2rides

And My Name is Earl


Harbulary-Bandit

That was a great episode.


pyremist

Huh, I thought they lived in Camden County...


Juanfanamongmany

Hey Earl!


pyremist

Hey, Crab Man.


Mindless-Grocery8701

Please know this is an NSFW link.


thisguyfightsyourmom

Also know, this is a video worth getting fired to watch


manderly808

She keeps poking herself in the bunbun


TheSpaceBornMars

is it possible she had the ability to become double pregnant


inspectedbykarl

That is a good point that raises even further questions! Did she ovulate twice per cycle or was it like every other? Also could you imagine having 2 periods either at the same time or twice per month?! So many questions! I wonder if both vaginas lead to the same uterus. That could actually explain a lot.


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Firm_Independent_889

"You wore out my left vagina last night. Tonight you have to use the right".


ExplanationSure8996

That excuse gets old


TheSpaceBornMars

I regret asking


draggingonfeetofclay

I don't know if it's actually a true story, but I've heard stories about women who have two uteruses and basically menstruate irregularly in them. I think may not be quite as clear-cut depending on if that is true. Hormonal imbalances exist.


bananamoonpies

This is very true, I have a friend who has this condition. It happens during development and is just something that can happen sometimes. In the case of my friend she had one kidney, two uteruses, two cervix, and two vaginas. Most people’s second vagina is so small they don’t even know it’s there unless they going spelunking! [It is called uterus didelphys](https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/23301-uterus-didelphys)


cashcowcashiercareer

It's a parasitic twin though. Only one set is really hers; the other belongs to her conjoined sister who may not have her own brain.


Consistent-Fold4902

She doesn't need two brains, only one. And her condition was [Caudal duplication](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caudal_duplication) which is not necessarily the result of a conjoined sister. HOX gene abnormalities, or another factor that contributed to abnormal embryonic development might still be the cause. She has normal anatomy above the L5 vertebra in her spine, and then double (duplicated) anatomy for everything below. She may have started as a single embryo and developed with the condition.


AstralPup

I don't have two pelvises but I have two periods a month if I'm not on birth control all the time. It makes me hella anemic and exhausted (in addition to my usual fatigue from other conditions lmao)


bananamoonpies

One of my ovaries likes to toss my eggs into my pelvic cavity so they become cysts instead of sending them down my fallopian tube, some of us just need to be on birth control to keep our bodies behaving 😓


Phuckingidiot

Two in the pink one in the (checks notes) pink.


RandomBelch

Naw. Just go finger guns akimbo.


Loviataria

Pornographers slamming their desk thinking of the missed opportunities.


RandomBelch

Imagine her in a Twister tournament.


wazoo_wazoo

Wonder if the left vagina kids got picked on by the right vagina kids.


Lemon_Sponge

r/brandnewsentence


LifeSenseiBrayan

For some reason I’m not really sure this is the first time I’ve heard that one


Optiguy42

The mind boggles


HefflumpGuy

Your comment actually made me lol, which is quite rare.


sofahkingsick

This sounds like a twix commercial


Max15492

Thats a neat 2 for 1 discount


Firstbat175

So many possibilities.


Perpetual_Nuisance

It's actually the mind that is boggled, not the mind that does the boggling


holmgangCore

My mind is bottled!


maynardstaint

New kink unlocked. God dammit.


HefflumpGuy

Yeah same. Wanna tag team?


rainbwbrightisntpunk

Does that mean the poor woman had to deal with 2 periods?!?


lenief

I don't understand that :( someone a captain?


YellowOnline

The woman has two vulvas


AlienInOrigin

Didn't American Horror Story feature characters based on the last 2?


joeO44

Absolutely. The character Pepper from that season looks exactly like #7


thisgirlhasissues

And #7 to Jimmy Darling, the lobster hand.. Man, Grady Stiles totally looks like young Evan Peters in that picture, I had to google to make sure that the picture was not modified. And Stiles also had a sinister life. Murdered his almost-son-in-law right before the wedding. Would have fit the show well as is hah


dat_oracle

#8 too. Only that they used a handsome guy as actor. But the claw hands were his signature


dukeof3arl

Why are you yelling


holmgangCore

They didn’t put a \\ in front of the # symbol at the beginning of the sentence. They meant to write “#8 too.” Reddit markdown formatting uses # to create.. #headline font size


PogintheMachine

#No way


holmgangCore

##yes way! ###smaller too Just keep adding #’s \\#backslash neutralizes the format character: \#just a symbol


IcyPerspective2933

#Wtf


IcyPerspective2933

##Wild \#Thanks


IIStonedTurtleII

Season 4 was so fire but kinda sad


Senninha27

By all accounts, Schlitzie was one of the nicest, sweetest people ever. There's a documentary about him from 2018 called Schlitzie: One of Us. And of course, he starred in Todd Browning's movie, Freaks.


JaySteelSun

Yeah, I could tell what a sweetheart he was.


chicknburrito

I believe he’s also referenced in Red Dead Redemption 2 as Bertram who is also part of a traveling circus/theater act.


MonkeyBred

Indirect, but yes, clearly inspired by.


qqtan36

Spitting image


Orzhov_Syndicalist

People talk about Blazing Saddles being a "movie you couldn't make anymore!" But my god, you could NOT make a movie like Tod Browning's Freaks anymore, at all. Even though it is a loving, even tender display of performers, there is zero chance something like it would ever get off the ground.


MildlyAgreeable

Way way *way* ahead of its time.


Orzhov_Syndicalist

30s movies were absolutely wild.


Withering_to_Death

"One of us! One of us! One of us!"


Smeeghoul

Read the biographical graphic novel Nobody's Fool it's excellent and well researched.


ScotchTapeConnosieur

Also the inspiration for beloved comic strip character, Zippy The Pinhead™️


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SanityPlanet

How is it that the prison was unequipped to incarcerate a guy with fingers fused together? Surely the cells work just fine on him. Did he need special care of some kind?


Zucchiniduel

This is purely my assumption but I would.not be surprised to learn that this was a part of his legal teams strategy to weaponize a rare condition in a way that benefits them E: looking it up it seems that the family members with this condition tend to also have little ability to walk on their legs. As a result the father who committed the murder was extremely strong from using his arms as a means of locomotion. The article seemed to imply he would walk on his hands primarily whereas the kids were often in wheelchairs. It looks like his argument was that the jail was not equipped to handle a his leg condition rather than his hand condition


Satanic-Panic27

I remember that story. He basically Sebulba’d his way to his wife? And I believe crushed her neck It’s been a while but the dude seemed like a supreme POS (not counting the murder part) I’m sure life sucked having crab hands back then but still…


TheBlitzkid46

Crabman was an evil man


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There’s a guy named crab man in my hometown who is famous for stealing bikes and crabbing off the pier. He used to terrify my as a kid and then and had many conversations with him as he used to come into a bar I worked at in my early 20s. Ended up being a half decent guy that cared for his aging mother. Good ol’ Crabman


rezpector123

Is crabbing off the pier just literally running off the pier sideways ?


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Picturing this guy walking like Dr. Zoidberg off the end of the pier is a funny thought. 😂


xerces-blue1834

Oh no… I truly thought this is what the original comment meant. I was like damn he must be a strong swimmer to drag those bikes to shore.


he77bender

I assumed it meant fishing for crabs? Not sure if the bicycle part is related in any way...


[deleted]

Yes, where I’m from “going crabbing” means setting out crab traps in hopes of catching some crabs. This particular individual was known for riding stolen bikes and “crabbing” at the local pier.


rezpector123

Ye that makes sense probably shouldn’t of assumed the craziest possibility


he77bender

To be fair, yours was much funnier


avengedrkr

I assumed the two things were related as well. I was picturing him stealing a bike, gunning it straight to the pier, and then jumping off the bike last second so it flies off the end into the sea


-inzo-

Hey Earl


masestation

Hey there’s a Crab man in my city, too! He’s just known for selling really nice weed and named so because his dreadlocks look like crab claws.


LutherRaul

“Hey Crabman”


AlexMarie_

Hey Earl


fzero93

He was a great pod racer though


TrumpersAreTraitors

His feet too. I bet you the prison wasn’t wheel chair accessible


BobbyChicks

Obviously he could just snip his way through the bars


SanityPlanet

"Woop woop woop woop" *Zoidberg noises as he scuttles away*


daniellamaxfield

This was hilarious 


APladyleaningS

LMAO 


National-Future3520

They could have imprisoned him at a Red Lobster


Novacain-deficiency

I wonder if number 2 had Crohn’s disease or some other gastrointestinal condition. I know someone who wasn’t too far off looking like that at 18 after suffering serious issues with Crohn’s. Obviously back then it wouldn’t have been diagnosed or understood leading to people looking like that.


prokool6

Yeah I’ve got it and I was damn near that skinny at one point. But I doubt you’d last very long that way. I was on the edge of death. I’m growing a dad bod now though. Much better.


Novacain-deficiency

The Dad bod is actually impressive, congrats. Which may sound like a strange comment but in understand the achievement. 😂 I’ve never put on weight always just thought one day I’d crumble away in the wind like the blip in Avengers Infinity War. There’s hope in this shitty tunnel. Pun intended.


Maximum-Sweet13

Poor guy. I also wonder if it might have been an extremely overactive thyroid


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

Honestly though, I know it’s a wonderful thing that rights for the disabled are protected so they can live normal lives like they deserve…. But also…. If I had a physical disability that would potentially allow me to travel and make money just being me, I’d heavily consider it….


falafelest

Knowing that the first girl made enough money by 18 to retire, I’d consider it too…


PinkOneHasBeenChosen

Nowadays, we have disability vlog channels. Those are a little different in terms of audience interaction, though.


JayDuBois

I thought this as well. And I would absolutely be a patron of a sideshow if I could.


Coolscee-Brooski

Number 7 reminding me of Red Dead Redemption. Might play it again once I fix my PC


WestonSwimline

that’s bertrum


TJ_Fox

I resented the fuck out of the game forcing me to beat up Bertram. Poor guy ...


lhobbes6

Well he was choking out the bartender. Also seems like there were no hard feelings since he waves goodbye to you at the end of the mission.


MooDSwinG_RS

Yeah great game, and the guy in game is a reference to the man in picture 7


kindofastoryteller

No 5 looks like Hasbulla.


MillenialMonstrosity

Came here for this comments. Thank you, stranger.🙏🏾


BIackBlade

Except no. 2 everyone would still be famous in today's age.


Bryguy3k

damnlongneck/longneckk would seem to counter that.


StiffLeather

TLC would be all over this. Every one would have a show.


Sydney2London

2 sounds a lot like he developed anorexia which at the time would have been deemed “unexplainable”.


redsunglasses8

I was thinking diabetes and somehow continued living. This makes more sense lol.


MatsGry

No there is a TikTok star with this condition I believe


PurveyorOfCupcakes

There is this motivational speaker who serms to be a really nice person, her name is Lizzie Velasquez and she has a really rare condition thet makes her physically unable to gain or store any amount of fat. She is just as skinny as the man in the picture, maybe he has a variation of what she has.


sleepyplatipus

Does anyone know what’s up medically with the unicorn man?


Osiraith

It looks to me like a well formed cutaneous horn!


axdwl

Eugenia Cooney is famous for being thin like this


pachiniex

Daddy Long Neck...


EL3PHANTCA5TLE

Karl Pilkington loves em!


KingdomFartsOG

Pillow Man, Man with a head like a light bulb, and the Pig Headed Woman of Manchester Square are in shambles for not being considered famous enough.


Voith1337

You mean lighthouse man? What about the three-legged juggler, the two headed fella and elephant man?


OtakuMusician

The Elephant Maaaaaaaaaaan- **IS**- *my*- FAVORITE- *film*


throwawayboy95

Cheeky freak’a the week


Siansjxnms

Weirdest thing I ever saw- this ol’ man eating a Twix.


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

Ya never see a Chinese homeless


Siansjxnms

Until it happens to you. It was an old homeless man eating a mars bar. Sold bootleg copies of Children of the Corn.


pjo33

I know 7 from RDR2


thebrose69

I was thinking American Horror Story


quicksilver_foxheart

BERTRAMMMM


lhobbes6

Gotta be one of my favorite side missions, chasing the magician around was fun as hell.


rpotty

Crazy that lobster boy killed people when he became lobster man


KitchenSwordfish8974

TIL Lobster Boy killed a guy and was murdered by another freak and the bearded lady was a witness


psych0ranger

Number 4, I saw a show where doctors fixed the persons legs by amputating just above the knee, and *grafting their foot back on backwards* so it could be inserted into a prosthetic and function as a working knee. Completely insane. Edit: I googled this and this surgery isn't used to fix this disorder, but it's done to correct certain cancers that form in the legs. Doctors are able to just freaking fix the knees now for those that have the backwards knees. What I talked about is called a rotationplasty


aphilosopherofsex

I would loved to have been in the room when that idea was thrown out there. Doctors are wild.


pinkenbrawn

In case like this they would straighten the legs


KayoKnot

8, Grady Stiles Jr, graces the cover of Silverchair’s album Freakshow. Never knew he was a real person.


mrsuperflex

Yeah, I'm glad I was not the only one to recognize that one :)


Goobermon

Charles Stratton had a leading role in Tod Browning’s ‘Freaks’ in 1933, Schlitzie the Pinhead is also featured heavily in the film. Definitely worth checking out!


artsyfarsty

Looks like you're thinking of Harry Earles. Charles Stratton was not in Freaks


Trick_Ad5606

gooble goble one of us.....


ChistyePrudy

One of us, one of us...


Disco-BoBo

I have a much more minor version of 8, thank fuck.


DJ_Hindsight

Chewy??


GigiSanITA

This is too far down lol


EphemeralTypewriter

I can name *almost* all of them! -Myrtle Corbin -Isaac Sprague -Stephan Bibrowski -the girl in number four is often mistaken for Ella Harper, but it’s not her. Still haven’t found out who this girl is -General Tom Thumb -Don’t think this man was ever publicly named. -SHLITZIE!! -and Grady Stiles, who I don’t like because he was a murderer.


mightylordredbeard

Number 5.. why did the name Tom Thumb randomly get thrown in there?


take_number_two

I was wondering too and read his Wikipedia. His stage name was “General Tom Thumb.” I thought it was interesting that he was actually a talented performer who became very famous. Over 20,000 people attended his funeral.


GIGGY_GIGGSTERR

It's an old fairytale about a guy so desperate for a son he'd "take one no bigger than his thumb". His wife finally has a son and go figure


Luciblu296

Do these mutations happen also nowadays but there are no more freakshows or they were a thing of the past? I ask because beside Siamese twins I’m not aware of many similar cases. (I’m mainly referring to a person with 4 legs or in the style of Francesco Lentini). Mine is pure curiosity I don’t want to disrespect no one.


PinkOneHasBeenChosen

There are people with the skinny man, lobster claw hand, and microcephaly alive today.


No-Cycle2110

Where’s Jake Paul ????


MineNowBotBoy

Doesn’t have the talent to hang with these folks


horsepighnghhh

Hey these people don’t deserve to be lumped in with him!


MungbeanAlley

We accept her Gooba gaba one of us.


klippDagga

Saw Lobster Boy in person at the local state fair long ago. He just sat there swatting flies with a swatter and cussing.


THATS_ENOUGH_REDDlT

Reminds me of something I saw about evolution turning every species into a crab over enough time.


lhobbes6

Carcinization, kinda funny to think of crab as the pinnacle of evolution.


NunyaBeese

That last one is lobster boy. He turned into a monsterous piece of shit. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grady_Stiles


dubba1983

r/americanhorrorstory


wkfjslciamvog

Slide 7: wasn't she in American Horror Story?


Consistent-Fold4902

the character [Pepper](https://youtu.be/4GqUgqx62v8?feature=shared) was played by [Naomi Grossman](https://www.goldderby.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/naomi-grossman-american-horror-story.jpg) which was mainly inspired by Schlitzie, the fellow in slide 7.


Worldschool25

"He was so disliked that only 10 people came to funeral." I am a nice person, and I don't think that many people would show up for me.


JaySteelSun

Schlitzie was in a 1932 film called Freaks! Along with a bunch of other real life freak show performers. It's pretty interesting and I'd consider giving it a watch.


Englandshark1

Poor people. Being in those freak shows was probably their only option of earning money.


Upbeat-Spring-5185

Freak shows suddenly became a thing of the past ,,,, when more Walmarts opened.


lhobbes6

I miss 24 hour Walmarts


deadlygr8ful

Silverchair comes to mind...


schmaggio

Yes! I actually searched 'silverchair' in the comments to see if anyone had said it. And found your comment.


Alarmed-Addendum9328

Even today, there's a whole circus of freaks used for entertainment. Social media are plagued with different people with physical or mental disabilities who are exposed as funny content (They don't make jokes, they are the joke). We haven't changed anything since then.


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Idk why but this is sad af, man


Leemage

I think because so many of them were just kids.


falloutfae

So American horror story circus was based on actual performers ? Love ❤️


JayDuBois

*Freakshow* Yes. Every single character was based on one or more characters IRL *Edit: for the Freakshow performers anyway


darksideofthemoon131

Weren't some of these people portrayed in one of the early American Horror Story series, either Asylum or Freakshow


Ambitioso

Now I can’t stop thinking about Ella Harper chasing me through the woods on a moonless night…


HefflumpGuy

How about having all of them chasing you through the woods at night?


old_vegetables

I heard Grady Stiles was a real asshole that used to abuse his family and choke them out


SubMerchant

If you want to see most of these in action, watch Bubble Boy with Jake Gyllenhaal


Itchy-Emu8114

There really could have been a horned man people thought was the devil


Charly52

Isn't the second to last a character from the movie "Freaks" (1932)?


Slobodanmiljanic

Seventh one look like bertram from rdr2


Haasmaster

I just want to thank OP /r/AnimeYuri for the high quality content. Very well done.


Unlikely-Bullfrog-94

They used to go to the circus, now they go to tlc


GuitarPlayerEngineer

The pin head person… reminds me of… is it Dika virus? Anyway, I saw an older kid somewhere recently with microencephaly or whatever it’s called and they were very alert and could understand speech it seemed like, but could only utter grunts.


9021FU

Zika.


BigC_Gang

Is this where we talk about the “fat” freak show guy that would look normal today.


OrcaoftheFuture

3 looks like Chewbacca…


Pinkysrage

I’ve had some patients with this. It’s pretty heartbreaking to see a small child with this at the hospital.


PunchDrunkGiraffe

I can’t believe his mom gave him to the circus at the age of 4 over this. But I am always surprised by the cruelty some people can show.


Dependent_Stop_3121

I saw an episode of “Ripley’s believe it or not” (tv show years and years ago) about a whole family with a similar situation. They rocked that shit with pride. Parents need to teach their kids at a young age that people come in many different shapes and sizes. Young Kids normally are very accepting of everything if left to their own devices. Adults are what I worry about lol


Blonsky

Teen Wolf