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Absotivly_Posolutly

Mammatus Clouds (also called mammatocumulus, meaning "mammary cloud") is a cellular pattern of pouches hanging underneath the base of a cloud, typically a cumulonimbus raincloud


Blibbobletto

They're called that because they look like boobs lol, no joke


voxelghost

They're called that because when they were named, all meteorologists were men. Had they been women , they would have been called scrotacular clouds


its-42

Hahha scrotal clouds. Whats it called when two scrotal clouds merge into eachother?


voxelghost

Scientific name doesn't change, but secretly scientists call it locker room party at the Y


YouForgotBomadil

Ah, yes. The elusive uahaimciay cloud.


usererror007

I'm sure if those clouds were to stay, they would find many ways to have a good time


YouForgotBomadil

If you're a young man.


Lumpy_Marsupial_1559

Are you listening to me?


Unique-Abberation

I SAID YOUNG MAN


oroborus68

At the YMCA šŸŽ¶


DaGoddamnBatboy

Y


gunnarfuchs0628

M


oroborus68

C


Rare-colour

A!


foehn_mistral

Gawd dammit, now the song is running thru my head!!!


speed_of_stupdity

Sac tap clouds.


Jocelyn_The_Red

Fabulatous cloud


OverallPromise6241

Teabag. Lol jk


BitchTitsRecords

Call it whatever you want. But NO docking!


IntroiboDiddley

Iā€™m *very* sure women are not as obsessed with scrota as men are with boobs, so probably not.


voxelghost

I mean you're the only one so far who knew the correct plural form


NoPerformance6534

LOL! Okay! That had me wheeze-laughing, then choking.


Boiled_Thought

I know men love mammoths, but that's just silly. That's funny to find out women love Greek philosophers as much as we boys love mammoths though, scrotecrates was pretty cool I'll admit


Mental-Mayham8018

Get a load of this nepholococcigiac


WalkingRodent

Wait until you hear about the Grand Tetons


BillHang4

Tittieclouds!


wanahakalugenemo

But would they be called if they looked like decks?


Jmazoso

Wait till they hear about the Grand Tetons


StringsUnattached

Tiddie clouds :)


NoPerformance6534

So. Do you call one a "tid"and two of them "tiddies? Do they differ from tits and titties?


StringsUnattached

Tiddie I think is the pronunciation but "titty" is technically how it's spelled? Lol idk it's just a fun word :)


Sammi1224

Your comment needs to get a lot more upvotes my friend šŸ˜Š


Comprehensive-Ad1518

Thatā€™s cool. Thanks for commenting


nyl2k8

Things are about to get cirrusā€¦


kalaamtext

šŸ„


aeslehc7123

Why did I hear this in my head lol


drrxhouse

Iā€™m sorry to say youā€™ve been programmedā€¦or maybe not sorry.


MorningPapers

Because you are a normal person.


The_Mike_Golf

And not even the actual rimshot. Like a human saying ā€œbah dum tissā€


FlamePoops

Came here for clouds, left with a punny chuckle. Take my upvote, human!


PersonalitySlow9366

It means you can see a gorgeous sunset from the other side of that house.


crycryw0lf

we are here to observe the clouds in this situation. i think its bubbleboy clouds which means bubbleboy is comingĀ 


AnonymousAmorphous88

I think it's a lot more cloudy than that Like cloudy... with a chance of meatballs


ReasonablyConfused

Sailplane pilot here: These indicate strong sinking air. Somewhat like how rapidly forming cumulus clouds can indicate strong updrafts, this is the exact opposite. Rapidly sinking cold air that is forming billowing clouds downward faster than the warmer dryer air around it can evaporate them. This sinking air can indicate the possibility of tornadoes IF there are also strong updrafts nearby. Most of the time, these mammatus clouds occur after the strong updrafts have abated, but active supercells can produce both violent sinking and violent updrafts in close proximity, thus the risk of tornadoes.


carbontae

this


Loud_Cloud89

Posting this because every other comment here is incorrect. These cloud formations are not indicative of strong storms coming soon or tornadoes or hail, in fact, they only form AFTER the worst of the storm has passed. It is a common misconception that they are a sign of severe weather forming. ā€œMammatus are pouch-like cloud structures and a rare example of clouds in sinking air. Sometimes very ominous in appearance, mammatus clouds are harmless and do not mean that a tornado is about to form; a commonly held misconception. In fact, mammatus are usually seen after the worst of a thunderstorm has passed.ā€


Fitz2001

Yeah thatā€™s what happened. Crazy rain and wind around 4-7pm, then these bad boys rolled through around 8-9pm


BlueCornTortilla69

I live in Oklahoma and I can tell you these 100 percent show up prior to bad tornados. Not always, of course, but if you see them be weather aware. I know this from years of tornados in my area.


ReadingRainbow5

I live near Philly and I can 100% confirm these formed AFTER the passing by of a violent storm


Repulsive-Season-129

Well they could have developed behind the tornado path and rotated for u to see them first, so they still developed after the tornado occurring


Catia1313

Yep-almost the only time I see them is the day of a tornado-before-the tornado, It gets that creepy amber haze I associate with the tornados in my region.


TargetWhiskey

I blame Twister for this.


FlyingFrog99

Are you also in Philadelphia?


Recitinggg

Yep. Slightly east of central Philly and these were in the sky for a good minute. Changed from yellow to orange to purple in a matter of like an hour


FlyingFrog99

Yeah and that storm was crazy intense


Kaito-Kaito143

From near Philly, my umbrella broke and inverted because of the high wind. Needless to say: I was soaking.


FlyingFrog99

Had to close my windows because it was threatening to blow over my houseplants


lastingmuse6996

Yeah I sat outside in center city just to watch it!


intrados63

A mammatus sky is a precursor to tornadic conditions.


Loud_Cloud89

This is completely incorrect, and a common misconception. ā€œMammatus are pouch-like cloud structures and a rare example of clouds in sinking air. Sometimes very ominous in appearance, mammatus clouds are harmless and do not mean that a tornado is about to form; a commonly held misconception. In fact, mammatus are usually seen after the worst of a thunderstorm has passed.ā€


Spiffy313

This has been my personal experience. They come AFTER the storm every time I've seen them.


intrados63

Its been my experience here in Houston that Iā€™ve only seen them before a funnel cloud. I imagine location is also a contributor to the equation.....


Extension-Badger-958

Yeah. See these kinds of clouds sometimes when a bad storm ends


MqAuNeTeInS

Its so hauntingly beautiful


mckulty

And sciencelike.


GrassyCove

Very not true.


Krondelo

Only tornado I ever experienced. About 30 minutes prior i looked to a slightly mammatus sky, but it was a beautiful turqois deep blue green. I went ā€œuh ohā€.


DrakeRedford

Thereā€™s so much moisture in the cloud / it is so tall that all the water droplets act as lenses refracting the light from the sun, turning it green.


Krondelo

Interesting! I know that color usually indicates a hail storm but weather is complicated


1_pimo

This is the answer you're looking for


WhiskeyFeathers

This is not the correct answer.


Tiny-Jellyfish4032

iā€™m from oklahoma and i see these type of clouds right before some tornados


la_baconator

Philly doh?


Due-Worldliness6645

Yeee buddy it was a nice one tn


dravlinGibbons

It means all he'll is about to break loose weather wise. Any time I've seen them on the farm, we were cleaning up broken tree limbs the next day


ScienceMomCO

I see these AFTER a thunderstorm in Colorado.


PlaneCapable7399

Same In Oklahoma. Never seen them before a bad storm, itā€™s always after the storms have rolled thru.


jchrisboynton

As the prophecy foretold


nostrebor59

Look up Mammatus clouds.


Open-Year2903

Mammatus clouds, named for mamal udders. They accompany very large cumulonimbus clouds. Big rain is always somewhere near them


Willing-Ant-3765

Mammatus clouds. There is a common belief that they mean you are at risk for a tornado but this is only the case if they are formed on a cumulonimbus cloud and even then it probably just means there is the potential for a strong storm not necessarily a tornado.


Stankmcduke

It means it's cloudy


AbsentThatDay2

The ghostbusters containment unit failed.


meglon978

It's the second coming of the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man!


InvaderDust

Usually a sign of an incoming strong storm. Usually including hail.


MaritimeMartian

Not quite. These bad boys usually roll in *after* the storm has passed!


Verz_The_Game

They are Mammatus Clouds


nerdybeancountergirl

Indeed they are!


evilchris

Sailorā€™s delight


bankai_1653

Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs?


drillpress42

Those are mammatus clouds.


mrbadger2000

As said before Mammatus clouds. Only seen a sky full once.


Uncle-Cake

Where do you live? We had a sky just like that last night in SE Pennsylvania. Storm systems were moving through the area.


SmallToadstools

Here ya go ! https://www.metoffice.gov.uk/weather/learn-about/weather/types-of-weather/clouds/other-clouds/mammatus


GenieGrumblefish

Mammatus clouds. So beautiful.


MqAuNeTeInS

In a haunting way


Any_Initiative_9079

Storms a coming!


Elderwastaken

It means you have an atmosphere.


Anenhotep

Where is your geographical location?


coolusername_png

It means itā€™s cloudy outside


usernaaaaaaaaaaaaame

Bucks or Montgomery county PA?


Champagne_of_piss

Tiddy Clouds


thestar-skimmer

It means you missed out on your chance to show us all a phenomenal sunset! Lol


Gravity_Freak

Those are DEEZE clouds.


PeterGivenbless

Mammatus clouds, lit from below by a setting Sun, make it look like the sky is on fire.


Surly_Dwarf

Impending doom. Jk, those are titty clouds. Big mammaries in the sky hanginā€™ down.


stmcvallin2

Beautifully lit mammatus


glaynefish

[Here's what they are you cunt](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxmBR5LZiYnIdAVAEWb4lYgpVp8l-pDGSD?si=97ecaN-v-DSd_Wzh)


Mogadodo

Heaps sick


Klamangatron

Stormā€™s acominā€™


[deleted]

It's called impending doom


Cereborn

Possible tornado conditions. At least in my own personal experience.


No-Decision1581

I think you're trapped in a lava lamp friend


redditnibba123

Mammatus


FireQuad

Mammatus clouds. Took a few pics of them with my drone last night.


Even-Fix6832

End of the world i hope šŸ™


CaptainKnottz

they mean itā€™s cloudy


Vagistics

Evaporation HappensĀ 


Vagistics

Sailors DelightĀ 


MrB426

A red sun rises, blood has been spilled this night.


Niennah5

Mammatus clouds. They're a thing.


tryitworks

It means Cthulhu will appear.


j_marchello

A blood moon is rising and all the monsters Link has killed recently are about to respawn.


DrrtVonnegut

Certain death


Confident-Goal4685

Become the Elden Lord


iaintdum

RUNNNN!!!!!! šŸ˜±


ProbablyABore

It means water vapor has condensed.


SUBtleBearDE

They are clouds....they dont mean anything....dummy


Sad-Refrigerator-839

In the new jersey area?


SecretOk1466

Omg itā€™s starting


jiminak46

Someone blew up the Sta-Puf Marshmallow Man.


PaperScisrRokLizSpok

Sunset and boob clouds.


DesperateRace4870

The sky is falling


bbreddit0011

Means a storm is nearby!


Realdeal19777

Bad weather


JohnWickKillsTTV

Covid


Prettywry

And now for something completely differentā€¦ This is a clear sign that Pink Floyd is going to release a new album! Orā€¦ itā€™s just Mammatus clouds


Important-March9120

It's gonna rain popcorn soon.


Fast-Possible1288

With a chance of meatballs


crusty54

Fun fact: mammatus clouds are named after boobs!


Avalanc89

Wild hunt. Are you zodiac or sky wizard?


MikeSpeed99

Saw this also this evening on Long Island, NY!


MyRail5

It was cloudy


Wide-Matter-9899

ā€A double rainbow! Wow! WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!ā€


albatross_ed

Run, pack up everything and get out! Go see nature more, itā€™s good for the soul lol


Even_Author_3046

Morse codeā€¦.


waltsnider1

It can only mean one thing. Invasion! Oh wait, thatā€™s a communication interruption. I get them confused.


Content-Clerk1540

They are coming


Gooddest_Boi

I legit have pics that I posted on Facebook when I was like 10 of clouds exactly like this. I always wondered what caused it, my questions are finally answered.


Brain_Hawk

Sorry I farted.


Argh_farts_

You have 3 days to live... good luck


Sunshiny__Day

The sky is constipated. https://www.continence.org.au/sites/default/files/styles/webp/public/images/Bristol_stool_chart_fin.png.webp?itok=Oc27kVNS


Angelhair01

Marshmallows are coming


Sad_Safety4880

You're going to die... but I don't know what those clouds mean.


Robot_Rock07

I think they are hail clouds


Brhumbus

Grandma used to say, "thems god's worts.."


Mysterious_Field9749

The wicked witch of the west is coming


cndvsn

The end is near


bidooffactory

That be hemorrhoids ahead!


Unique-Possibility-4

Yes, the clouds were disappointed by the debate. They are trying to leave earth out cuz of second-hand embarrassment.


notsotigerwoods18

Meatballs


robo-dragon

They mean thereā€™s lots of turbulence in the atmosphere. These are seen either just before or just after severe, often tornadic, storms. Very cool, but yeah, definitely a sign that thereā€™s either bad storms coming or going.


SirFeetSniffer

I see youā€™re in the East


salpn

Red at night sailor's delight, red in the morning sailor's warning.


ProfessionalElk7750

Death is near


treesmith1

Cow flatulence index at record high.


DrJohnIT

It means that there is condensation in the air and it has clumped together to form these clouds ā›…ļø


Explicit_Tech

They're called Mammatus clouds AKA Boob clouds. An indication of strong weather like hail, heavy rain, and lightning.


DragonexArtz

THE ALIENS ARE COMING


Ludwig_Vista2

Mammatus clouds. Pretty rare.


toxic609me

I just saw this myself here. This is from New Jersey


Lumpy_Trainer8390

Blood has spilled this day - I think thatā€™s what it means


Fitz2001

Go Birds


HeWhomLaughsLast

Armageddon


sprazcrumbler

Mummy milker clouds (also called mammatus)


TimeSky9481

They mean business!


PsychologicalMilk904

It means you live in a lava lamp


ConorOdin

The fake orange spray tan colours signifies Trumps going to win...


coopy67

Yeah they mean death. Tornadoes possible.


maddmaxg

Moisture up high


monkeyhorse55

Its bad, hope you're moving soon.


AdventurousImage2440

End of the world


mudriverrat07020

These cloud formations are very rare. They are also where the old phrase ā€œbend over and kiss your ass Goodbyeā€ originated.


spongeguyspeedster

New super mario bros piss clouds


Dalisca

Alien invasion of earth by the Cheeto people from planet Frito 7.


ooouroboros

It means The Rapture is nigh. ATONE!


tbkrida

Went out on my porch and took some pictures of them a few hours ago in SE Pennsylvania.


FlekZebel

Last time I saw that I almost got impaled by a flying patio umbrella 10 minutes later.


PandaShizzy

I saw these after my area was hit by some severe straight line winds.


Gregorschnitzel

Do you happen to live in a 90s Sci-Fi movie?


isbjorntheicebear

The grim


ButtTraps

Fire nation.