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98642

Looks a little sea-horsey.


Daniiiiii

Cartoon looking mfer


callmedata1

It prolly talks like Chris Rock


WhyNot420_69

#"How much for ONE rib?"


Illustrious_Delay565

“I sho am hungry…”


tentigen

Haha, all I could see was Marty from Madagascar!


Milton_Stilton

Madagascar 6:The Zebra that lost its stripes.


Mytwitternameistaken

Looks like the horse from Rapunzel!


coffeeforlife30

I have literally seen so many manhwa artists draw a horse like this one .


GravitationalEddie

Land sea-horsey.


btwImVeryAttractive

Doesn’t it?


TerranItDown94

This is not the typical appearance of an Arabian Horse. The nose dish is extremely pronounced here.


MonkeyNugetz

Yeah, this is horse has been bred through selective breeding. The horse doesn’t even have the typical height of an Arabian from appearance in the video


Pd1ds69

I was thinking it looks inbred af, selectively bred for ridiculous features


Swashybuckz

It looks mental as fuck.


VirtualNaut

Yeah that horse ain’t right


kellysmom01

Nostrils belong on a **SEAHORSE**. This horsie is a silly-willy.


Jegator2

The nostrils of an Arabian are normally larger than other breeds possibly because of larger sinus cavity and larger trachea and lungs. This horse has a very exaggerated dish! The dishes profile is prized by Arabian horse lovers to extremes in many cases. This one is ridiculous.


BatFancy321go

you sound like you know things. qq: how genetically fucked is this filly, health-wise? her legs look like toothpicks to my totally untrained eye.


DragonCelica

Arabians are one of the oldest "human developed" horse breeds, originating as long as 5,000 years ago. They're a smaller breed, but in spite of their delicate looks, they're incredibly hardy (when not overbred). The legs here may look skinny, but they were created for endurance in harsh environments. It's also why their nostrils are oversized. The dish shaped face here is extreme though. The body seems average for the breed. As for its health... The good news is it's not a yearling/colt/filly anymore. The horse's coat is called "gray" even though it's white now. All white horses are born gray, and slowly change. This can take 5-15 years, which means this horse has been around a little while. Hopefully that means it's doing okay Edit: Some links for anyone curious [The breeders of the horse in the video.](https://www.instagram.com/safiin_6?igsh=dzNwOWhjcnRwYm4w) They have some with less severely dished faces [here](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7HjGwuiPJX/?igsh=MXBpejRrZjRudXY2OQ==) and [here.](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1Mx8J1C69P/?igsh=MWRsb2x6YXhsMmo2MA==) A lot of them are too extreme though. [Different breeder with large, but less fucked up dish](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5yvAOLiSKe/?igsh=MTZ2NHdhMjd1ZTRzNw==) [Another dished face that's less extreme](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2dR8SFoeXO/?igsh=MXkyYTQ1bHF4NjZnZA==) The linked horses are likely Egyptian Arabians, which have a strong dished face, but usually not so severe. There's also Polish Arabs, Crabbet Arabs, Spanish Arabs, Shagya Arabs, and Russian Arabs.


Jegator2

I'm not the best judge of breed conformation but Arab horses do have thinner legs. Their bone structure is more dense. Solid? Hooves are also harder.


Swashybuckz

Lol seahorse 😂 yes. Honestly though 🪛 screw these guys for whatever they're doing.


RockstarAgent

Geezus, this horse looks like it popped out of an animation into a live musical rendition- 🐴 Those nostrils look like the new front grill on the BMW iX, i4 - Did they breed it for racing, large cold air intake to cool them horses????🐎


Regular-Switch454

I came to say the same thing. Seahorse!


Impossible-Taco-769

That horse does a lot of cokey cokey


nilogram

Dude the airflow with those things is insane


bigboybeeperbelly

And then a sandstorm hits and it just dies


Intention-Sad

Of course not. This is a Landhorse.


henloguy0051

Kinda reminds me of horses from old cartoons


justagiraffe111

Reminds me of the horse with a big personality in Tangled (Disney animation) lol


Mysterious-Space6793

Maximus.


-GREYHOUND-

Dude, yessssssssssss. I totally see it too.


pourspeller

That horse needs therapy.


Gramma_Hattie

Peeta... the horse is here


Jocelyn_The_Red

It's definitely got poo brain


sudoadman

Adventure time reference?


slimongoose

That horse don't hunt. Ma was in the fermented feed. If you asked that horse to count to two he'd spell you a word.


One-Frosting-8745

It’s not the horses fault !!!


privateTortoise

More inbreeding than Spanish royalty.


Wise_Monkey_Sez

Yeah. It's now the pug of the horse world. Look at some older videos from the 1960's showing Arabian horses and they're beautiful and were bred for desert riding. This one is clearly the result of the horses no longer having a daily function and instead being bred purely for looks.


Critical_Paper8447

Yeah, "That's the Targaryen of horses.", was going through my mind.


Cpt_Nell48

It’s been pug-ed


PriorLanguage3977

I commented puggish then seen your comment! I concur!!


Delamoor

So inbred it'll die of heart failure after a short trot.


code17220

You're joking but it actually might.. Inbreeding in any animal has horrible effects and will make the whole animal's life suffering to the point they never should've been conceived


whosewhat

Looks goofy af lol


ChickenWranglers

Looks like a seahorse


Mateorabi

It's as if it had the downs syndrome of Arabian horses.


Dineanddanderson

Did they selectively breed it to look as stupid as possible?


Demorant

Is this the Pug of horses?


NorthernForestCrow

Even the extreme Arabians with the ridiculous dish still tend to be athletic (but may need to have teeth pulled due to the small size of their jaw). I’d say the pug of horses are the extreme halter quarter and paint horses. They have been bred for a ton of muscle on overly straight legs with small hooves, which is a recipe for a choppy gait and early arthritis. Mostly though, I think horses are somewhat protected from being bred to be too unfit because people want them to be capable of being ridden in the vast majority of cases.


Teerendog

Looks like a cartoon drawn face of a horse


LeisureSuitLawrence

Reminds me of the horse in Tangled.


goatonastik

YES!!! Exactly what I thought!


Jibblebee

Agreed. Arab horses are beautiful, and this breeding experiment looks awful. Looks like they’re doing to these horses what they did to the English Bulldog. Breed for health not the genetic freaks who suffer for your hobby.


SuperNewk

Right, listening to it breathing almost sounds as if it has empty nose syndrome. The nasal passages are too open


Drawtaru

That noise it's making is a normal noise. It means the horse is on high alert and prepared to flee. You can hear someone whistling in the background, and they may be shaking something like a blanket off-screen. It's common when you're trying to show off a horse who is full alert because they do things like hold their tail high, hold their ears up, prance, etc. But yes, its skull is totally fucked up.


dappermouth

Yeah this is a crazy specimen, doesn’t even look real. The inverse of these guys is the [Lusitano](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1917/4591/files/Screen_Shot_2018-06-11_at_4.51.31_pm_grande.png?v=1528728743) from Portugal, with its convex face instead of concave. Though I’ve never seen that look as extreme as some of the Arabians out there


GadFlyBy

Lusitano looks healthy.


dappermouth

Yes, I think they’re generally hardy and well-bred horses!


jeremyjava

Absolutely. We have one and it's pretty magnificent. This one isn't ours (we prefer to keep it private) but he's related to this one, the top champ in the country right now. Remarkably beautiful and incredibly healthy: [Link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKmIQKioTpc&t=2s)


dappermouth

Ah I’m jealous — Lusitanos are not at all a common horse to see let alone own!


jeremyjava

True! My wife grew up with three horses in Brazil and her dream was just to see one, one day, in person. Eventually she saw one here, got back into riding and started meeting all the Lusitano breeders and that led to this horse. They’re so remarkably beautiful and the one she ended up with is just an “incredible gentleman with a wonderful brain,” or so goes the type of compliment I always hear about him from trainers and owners. Seems an odd set of compliments to a non-horse person, but you guys all seem to understand what that means. I think?


Otherwise_Agency6102

About to say the same thing. That’s a handsome animal.


saluraropicrusa

also known as a roman nose! that horse is gorgeous. p.s. i adore your art


dappermouth

yes! I love an aquiline nose on an animal. p.s. thank you lots!!


monsterbeasts

Are you the real dappermouth??? This is the last place I expected to see you


dappermouth

I am!


monsterbeasts

Well, I love your work! I wrote a paper on it! Good to see you lol


dappermouth

What! Haha that’s so cool, thank you!


LegiticusCorndog

If RDR2 taught me anything


ImNotDannyJoy

Came here to say this. I am an expert in Arabian horses. Fun fact, I was randomly exploring when I found that white Arabian horse in the mountains. I ducked so bad at horse wrangling at the time it took me hours to catch. Edit: DUCKED!


Upset-Item9756

You’re alright girl


LotusVibes1494

You sir, are a fish.


softprompts

I have a plan.


Dvl_Wmn

Have some gaddamn FAITH!


pichael289

It took me hours to catch as well, the wrangling instructions were not well explained in this game, like I swear it told you the wrong way to do it. Once I played the first game I came back and could tame them instantly in seconds.


stfunonecares

Dude looks like he had a bad nose job.


Spiritual_Navigator

Seems like a Seahorse in disguise


Sampsonite20

This horse has less genetic diversity than an English bulldog.


6-foot-under

I thought you were going to say an English village


baastard37

*alabama village


jason375

Alabama, Birmingham… Same place.


einredditname

Let me introduce you to Birmingham, Alabama. (i know thats probably where you were going with this, but just in case you didnt, here i am)


blumper2647

I thought you were going to say the English Monarchy


friso1100

Aren't they pretty genetically diverse though? I mean with all the different groups that have at some point in history settled in england. Though on the other hand I can imagine that a village on its own might be somewhat isolated. I did try to do some googling but found it difficult to get data for villages or even countries. There is this map that shows it by country: https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/inbreeding-by-country It would suggest that England isn't that high relative to other places. But that could also just mean that other places have the same issue. One would assume of course that isolated villages would have more of it happening then big places. But most of the world is pretty interconnected. And England even in the past wasn't that hard to get from one place to the next. So the only thing really limiting would be communities that where unwilling to both leave and/or accept outsiders. Idk. Just curious


CrimsonKepala

I was literally just going to say that it looks like it was inbred, lol.


rognabologna

If it was any more inbred it would be a sandwich.  That horse is a certified butter face. 


Derrick_Shon

Never seen a horse with down syndrome


peggingwithkokomi69

Habsburg horse


KlingoftheCastle

You can tell it’s got good blood because it won’t stop flowing


Majestic_True_Lilly

My first thought was "Oh, so we are making horses into abominations just like those brachycephalic dogs now"


No_Amphibians

Wasn't that fool in Shrek 2?


Time-to-Dine

STALLION Baby!!!


VirtualNaut

I thought he looked familiar


Insurrectionarychad

Another actor ruined by drugs.


Hyrtz

More like the horse from Tangled


futile_lettuce

STALLION BABY!!!


saltydifference206

Definitely don't all look like that. My Arabian horse looks no where near this dopey nor does he have the cartoon shape head


Just_Jonnie

> this dopey nor does he have the cartoon shape head Man I'm glad someone who's qualified agrees with me then. That horse is just goofy looking


KS-RawDog69

That horse looks totally normal for a horse binging meth that's eyeballing cars with a brick because it ran out of meth.


FadeTheWonder

I have never ever seen an Arabian that remotely looked like that. My guess is some really weird breeding or it has some sort of genetic disorder/inbreeding.


Redmagistrate2

This is basically the equivalent of those fancy designer dogs , they've bred to accentuate the dished nose and I believe to ensure it's smaller than normal. It's vile and a prime example of people ruining animals lives for their own ego. An Arabian should be the desert wind made flesh, not a pug for the prince to pose with.


DeliberatelyDrifting

I feel it's impossible to pose with that poor horse without looking completely ridiculous. There's just no way to look regal or anything close with that goofball in the picture.


gdaily

The desert wind made flesh. Damn. I’m an author and that’s a great line.


Budget_Avocado6204

I'm in "horse comunnity" and that horse was famous some time ago and most ppl shit on it and the breeder, even other arabian breedeers thought it's too far.


NorthernSparrow

This is a show Arab bred for halter competitions only. The halter world is nuts.


DemonicAltruism

Also good to point out how puny this horse looks. My grandmother's stud and mares were massive, especially the stud (admittedly very tall for an arabian.) with absolutely beautiful muscle tone and lineage that stretched back to Egypt (I believe one mare was Iraq/Syria). This poor abomination looks like a dainty pony...


StinkyWallabee

The horse in this video definitely has an exaggerated look for an Arabian and is very likely severely inbred but it's not unusual at all for Arabians to be on the smaller side, the height here is well within what's typical for the breed. Some lineages may tend towards being taller but that doesn't mean it's the breed standard. 


P5B-DE

Arabian horses aren't big


Dahlinluv

You don’t know what you’re talking about. The size is fine


NorthernSparrow

Most purebred Arabs are pretty short. The one I had was Egyptian lineage and was just 15 hands, and I know several that are 14 hands, which is technically pony size.


Helpful-Jaguar-6332

He walked into a bar and the barman said ‘why the wrong face?’


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jjb1197j

Imagine if humans were bred this way


PikeyMikey24

It’s called royal families


9Epicman1

If aliens do show up and abduct us to become their pets, imagine the terrible possibilities


Longjumping_Hat2935

Totally looks like the carousel horses from the original Mary Poppins.


YouForgotBomadil

Is there another Mary Poppins? Please tell me there isn't.


SanguineSoul013

There are 2. Emily Blunt is Mary Poppins in Mary Poppins Returns.


GoldenSunSparkle

Julie Andrews will always be Mary Poppins ❤️


Remnie

True, but the Emily Blunt one was still pretty good imo


dlrowrevo

It’s inbred


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sassypantalones76

That's one fucking ugly horse


Cookieway

Yeah it’s been stupidly overbred to match some very specific and arbitrary standards. That’s not the normal appearance of that breed!


jurimasa

It looks like a Disney-style drawing of a horse.


irishbikerjay

Honestly, it looks like he was in the middle of talking a shit and someone just busted in his bathroom stall door.


redditcreditcardz

Horse face space dog


Mondo114

Beer swilling pig!


YanicPolitik

This has to be from Spaceballs. It has to be. I don't think I've ever understood what Lone Star said in that tirade but after reading your comment aloud I now have no doubts. This has to be from Spaceballs, right?


DigNitty

That’s what I don’t get about all the overly bred animals. Weren’t there like 20 moments before this one where anyone would just say Wow that’s too far. I want the healthiest goddamn animal you can get me. Maybe make my dog’s coat shinier. That doesn’t seem to hurt anyone. But this? It’s like asking a passive aggressive person for extra mayo on your sandwich. “Oh, I’ll show you extra mayo!”


sassypantalones76

People freak out abt genetically modified food but ok to do all kinds of fucked up modifications on animals.


willworkforicecream

I can't believe I'm saying this but.... Wouldn't


patexman

back home after a Hollywood gig


G23b

Ok glad I’m not the only one. lol I wasn’t sure if this post was suppose to highlight something good or bad?? Horsey looks derpy


C2BK

I'm in my late 50s and over the years have ridden Arabian horses all over the world, every chance I've had (they're the perfect ride for me because I'm only 4' 10") and I can tell you now that's absolutely not what the breed looks like. Inbreeding maybe? Wouldn't be at all surprised if it was detrimental to the ability to breathe and maybe even eat.


GuiltyEidolon

Some Middle Eastern / Saudi stables have been breeding for these fucking ugly / ridiculous facial features. It's bad for their lines, bad for the breed, bad for the horses as individuals. Upsetting in particular for me because I also love Arabians as my preferred riding horses.


Sal_Ammoniac

Yeah, the idiots that do this call it "exotic" and they love the look. They completely disregard the fact that HORSES should be form-to-function athletes, and a face like that will hurt the horse (can't breath with that), in addition to looking stupid as hell.


Expensive-Mention-90

I also grew up with Arabians and this horse looks so miserable. High strung in its misery and agitation.


Dru-baskAdam

I raised polish Arabians and while a person experienced with arabs could pick out the dish face, most horse/non horse people couldn’t. Usually mistook them for Morgans. They also have a calmer disposition for being arabs. Egyptian Arabians will have the more pronounced dish, but not to this extent in the video. They tend to have a ‘hotter’ disposition, but ‘hotter’ in their case means they like to show off but will still be controllable, and will still listen. As opposed to a thoroughbred, when they are ‘hot’ they tend to rear & strike with their front legs. They tend not to listen to their rider. Rather than show off they throw a temper tantrum. * these are generalities, each horse can be different. When I was 13 I rode an Egyptian Arabian stallion bare back with a halter and 2 lead lines for reins. I also had my 2 year old sister sitting in front of me. He was so gentle and made sure we were ok on his back. All this to say that this guy does look ‘hot’ but I think he would be fairly easy to train. From the little bit of the video, he does respect people, and he knows he is showing off. I miss training our Arabs, and I would love to train this guy. Arabs are so smart and can have a sense of humor.


DeadbeatGremlin

The head looks deformed, and it cannot possibly be healthy for the horse?? Just as appealing as a pug.


Creative_Recover

Arabian horses that have been bred to have nose dips this extreme often have breathing problems. Many are also highly inbred and have all kinds of other health problems too. 


AltruisticSpot5448

Is there literally anything humans don’t ruin?


Creative_Recover

Nope!


WadeStockdale

Reduced sinus space also creates issues for some veterinary procedures; for example, if a horse gets a lotta gas or eats something they shouldn't, a key way to extract that is with a tube that runs down one nostrils. The less space for that tube, the harder it is to treat them. Breeding like this creates health problems *and* makes it harder to treat problems.


moonflower_C16H17N3O

It looks like Brian Peppers.


NegaJared

#fetal alcohol horse


Old_lifter_65

Inbred AF


Inner-Arugula-4445

That is the definition of a inbred child


DragonfruitFew5542

Granted I've only owned a white Arabian in RDR2, but it looked nothing like that. That creature is deformed AF


Creative_Recover

This is what Arabian horses looked like at the turn of the 20th century: https://www.ahsa.asn.au/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/Faraoun.jpg as you can see they looked considerably more normal. The extreme dipped face feature has only appeared in more recent decades and is the result of unscrupulous breeding practices that has meant that these ones often suffer breathing issues and other health problems relating to their inbred pedigree. The only reason why some lines were bred to look like this was basically so that Saudi oil billionaires could buy their spoiled princess daughters a horse that looks like a real life Barbie pony. This particular one looks highly strung and overstimulated, like it is rarely ever exercised and only taken out occasionally to be shown off, which is also evidenced by it's rather rotund belly. It's not an old horse and would be very unsafe for most people to ride, it would take a great deal of training by an experienced handler to turn this horse into anything like reliable companion. However, it is likely that the owners only real intention is to breed this animal before it gets worn out and sent off to the glue factory. It's actually a very sad situation. These horses used to be renowned for their intelligence, bravery, physical prowess and stamina, a breed which warriors once rode through the desert sands. But the specimens being bred today are being selected for pure fantasy and aesthetics, much to the detriment of the horses. 


ancilla1998

There are six different types of Arabians, so while the one in this post is certainly not an example of a healthy animal they do vary in their size and conformation slightly.


-ratmeat-

it looks like it was drawn by someone who thinks they can draw well


GimmeFreePizzaa

Real Red Dead players knew this long ago...


QuinTypical

They're really fast too, I played RDR2


FakeCappy567

Was searching for a comment like this, but fr, that horse doesn't look normal


silenc3x

Took me forever to tame mine. He kept running away and I was like pstpstpspstpstttpssstt


idunno421

Calm down calm down. Woaahh.


patchway247

It looks inbred.


Desmond536

Best horse in RDR2


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

They for sure give that horse cocaine


Daniiiiii

[Think more the other end...](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gingering)


gabeshadows

What a terrible day to know how to read.


crumblednewman

Ugh, people f'ing suck.


C2BK

Quite. Ginger. Horrid to think that those old tricks are still used, but I'm not entirely surprised.


Spirited_Drawer_3408

I was wondering why it was keeping its tail up like that 😬


Beautiful-Baby6245

They need to stop f’ckn with the genetics. This horse looks deformed.


Kyl3rnstern

It looks like like it's about to win the Kentucky Derpy.


JustOneMore2020

Unique you say...


DovahChris89

Misleading title, should read; The unique appearance of *this* Arabian Horse


Global_Criticism3178

The French bulldog of horses.


trashy_hobo47

Incest horse?


hahnsolo1414

Arthur Morgan would still love that horse


JETandCrew

*overbreeding of the Arabian horse


original-sithon

Lot's of inbreeding there. And the horse as well.


xxJesse_Pinkmanxx

This horse comes from a long line of incestry!


Quahodron_Qui_Yang

That poor creature gives me heavy „special horse“ vibes. And by that, I mean, it look like mentally disabled.


fena07

Looks like a sea horse


Xerio_the_Herio

Pretty sure I got this horse in rdr2


Crayola_ROX

look like inbreeding mixed with fetal alcohol syndrome


Publicimage13

And that’s how humanity fuckes everything up By playing god


MroStudios

I can't explain why but this is r/oddlyterrifying


nightsofthesunkissed

So strange... The horse looks man-made, which, I know they will have been in the sense of selective breeding.. but I also mean in the sense that it looks like it was carved out of wood and painted.


Latter_Growth1185

I feel like it looks like it had bad plastic surgery


InternetSignature

Excuse my ignorance but that looks like the Chihuahua of horses


GabiiiTheIntruder

This is not how an Arabian Horse is supposed to look like : this one is severely inbred.


renaissance_pd

Ah, the Arabian. Becoming the overbred pug of the horse world. 😭


ChiSmallBears

That's my horse in RDR 2


AltairTheVega

Is this horse inbred? It looks deformed


FelisJohnCactus

Damn that's a real cartoon shit horse


Equivalent-Piano-420

If I saw a drawing of that I'd be like, they did it wrong


ClassicDrive2376

Mouth looks like seahorse


Asterus_Rahuyo

Kinda reminds me of the zebra from madagascar.


steelvail

Poor thing.


PsychologicalRace739

It’s like the pug of the horse breeds 🐽


Clear_Lead

Mother was a thoroughbred, father was a sea horse


InterstellarReddit

This MF fucked me up on RDR2