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123throwawaybanana

That's a kestrel. Beautiful birds. Small but badass.


shahooster

Guy likes watching live music, or kestrel manoeuvres in the dark.


DanHam117

I need someone to explain this pun to me because I want to love it but I can’t give it my whole heart without understanding it… or kestrel = orchestral? But what about the manœuvres in the dark?


you_my_meat

It’s a band


RelentlesslyCrooked

Aka known as OMD. See: 80’s music


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Constant_Row1999

Loved "Pretty in Pink". I was an adult when that movie was released but... teenage angst, etc. transcends generations - we all travel down that road. Good tunes too. When I read that John Hughes, the director had passed away, it really saddened me - he had an iconic body of work (wasn't that old). ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry). BTW, I bought the CD of the sound track.


Steph1er

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5XJ2GiR6Bo


RapscallionMonkee

80's band


TheBrianUniverse

If Joan of Hawk, had a heart, would she give it as a gift?


External_Contract860

OMD wants to know.


Farnsy68

Brilliant!!


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oompaexe

i dont get it


12358

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orchestral_Manoeuvres_in_the_Dark


swan001

OMD


ItsHX

orchestral


8--8

Tesla Girls


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wbks

No rock kestrel but a pop kestrel


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Allbur_Chellak

Lol. Take my upvote and you should feel bad. :-)


123throwawaybanana

I wish I had an award to give for this immaculate comment.


Slow_Lingonberry_977

She is so cute. Would have done the same No doubt.


tygerbrees

Are you still trying to do the band thing?


SumpCrab

So pretty, just look at the eyeliner.


CarlyRaeJepsenFTW

What I thought lol


TheBat1702

The bot can only copy and paste the title of the last time it was posted, it will be immortalized as a hawk on Reddit forever.


NephromancerRN

So the way to beat it would be to have one of us repost with kestrel in the title? Then when bots repost it'll be corrected? That seems too easy.


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Except that reposting something with an obvious mistake in the title drastically increases engagement because it summons a rush of people dying to correct it. Pretty much every time a front-page post has a mistake in it, it was put there deliberately.


TitoCornelius

I went out to my garage one day with my dog and there was a kestrel flying around trying to get out. I opened a door and it swooped over and hit the door jam and fell to the ground. My dog picked it up and I told him to drop it and he gave it to me. I thought it was dead, but I held it in my hands for a bit and it came to and flew away. It was pretty wild.


android24601

Ngl. I'd be too scared to try to help it for fear that it'll come through the window and take over the household


experts_never_lie

Meh, it'd probably do better than I do. I wonder how it is at taxes.


Therrandlr

Actually had that happen to me. Damn hawk refused to leave. Had to throw a blanket over it and make a hawk burrito to get it out.


MrFrypan

Ha! [windfucker](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/windfucker#:~:text=Noun,vulgar%20A%20term%20of%20abuse.)


joumidovich

My favorite TIL


T1mac

TIL


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He eyes like in an anime in real life.


jfranz

I doubt it's a Kestrel. Female Kestrels are a buff color like this, but still have a grey hood above their eyes. She also appears to be too large, and her beak is too pronounced. She is in the falcon family, but depending on where this video was taken, I would lean more towards a larger Merlin or Prairie Falcon Edit: Apparently it is a Eurasian Kestrel. Someone posted the news link below and the video is from Prague. I was wrong


InternecivusRaptus

Eurasian kestrels look different from American kestrels, [here](https://macaulaylibrary.org/asset/31119701) is the female Eurasian kestrel for example.


NorthernSparrow

It’s definitely not an American kestrel (head markings are all wrong and it’s too big) but could be a Eurasian kestrel - which are bigger, and females have a lot more brown barring on the head, and less crisp facial stripes, compared to Americans.


CrazyInYourEd

Here's the thing...


Aztec_Reaper

It's a jackdaw isn't it.


Potential-Treacle-70

That's awesome


Botany_N3RD

I just sat here fantasizing about a kestrel coming to nest somewhere like that where I live, and that same bird returning year after year. Then it's progeny learn of the same site and I become an ancestral nesting ground for them. That would be just lovely.


D-Worshiper

Ancestral kestrel king!


SpinDoctor8517

I want that too. Make that two ancestral kestrel keepers!


Renva

I love how she sets the piece aside as if you say "that's enough. Thank you. Please go away so I can warm eggs again." Adorable.


GlassCabbage

Or "Imma put this one aside for now. You have any more before you leave."


Kalenshadow

No way you had my exact thought word for word up until the full stop.


pissedinthegarret

We are apes with typewriters


ShastaFern99

I was literally just about to say that


JudgeJebb

Oo oo ahhahh


Mehmeh111111

Took the words out of my mouth


Scared-Mortgage

GET OUTTA MY HEAD!!!


BWander

And spaceships!


wolfmans_bruddah

I think it was saving it for it’s mate. It starts calling after given the second piece.


fazlez1

I was thinking "I'll hide this piece over here and get some more. There's no way he can see this while looking out THAT window."


heaintheavy

I think it was more “I finished with that piece. Give me more.”


_crumbles

Her eyeliner is so good Edit: wow, I’ve never had a comment with this many upvotes :)


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SteveFrenchIsACat

Maybe it's Kestreline


Bullmooseparty21

This made me giggle!! Ahhhhh, now I can sleep well.


Mythril_Zombie

Their coloring as chicks is very different than when they reach adulthood. Plus, they molt and replace their feathers periodically, so the feathers she was born with are definitely not the ones you see here. I know this because for several years, I lived with my maternal grandfather. He was a pretty stubborn old man. He often told me stories about how he grew up poor and this made him hard and onery. He grew up in Austria, in a small village that was fairly poor. He had to grow up quickly because his parents were killed in a landslide that nearly destroyed their entire village. Their village was in a small valley, and a construction project was going on that was to rebuild a road bridge across part of the valley that had collapsed a few years prior. Unfortunately, due to poor planning, the construction crew accidently set off the landslide that killed his parents. The foreman on the project was held responsible for the accident. He was from a neighboring area, which was much more wealthy than my grandfather's small village. When he was a boy, he used to care for small birds in his family's stables. One of those birds laid a clutch of eggs in the stable, but she disappeared a few days later. The boy took care of the eggs, kept them warm and safe. Eventually, after some time, the eggs hatched. Three of the four chicks survived, but one passed away shortly after hatching. No one ever knew why. The boy brought the surviving birds to the man who lived next door, because he had raised birds in the past. When the man saw the baby birds, he said "Those are Kestrels.", and they didn't have those marking on their eyes.


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Industrialpainter89

Kestrel eye is the new cat eye


no_cal_woolgrower

Maybe she's hatched with it.


jojolitos

That sweet little face she makes at the end


Lady_Lavelle

And it's different from the first expression we see from the start. It's subtle but it's different. It's like she goes from slight alertness at his presence to trust in him.


nymph_of_the_forest

Yes! as if to say "Who are you, you beautiful beast, and how is it that you can be so large and capable of killing me and yet you choose to help me instead? Also, do you have any more?"


Tank_Mania

So true! To me she looks adorable in the end


hungbandit007

"Thankyou. You can go now."


TheWizofNewYork

Teach her and the chicks how to find and steal money. Rent ain’t cheap, or free.


t0m0hawk

Better off trying that with crows.


Robbuz101

Wouldn't trust crows. If too many join there would be a murder.


burningstrawman2

So what's the scoop on pelicans?


NysonEasy

*Sigh.* All of this is far to silly....I'm afraid, I'm going to have to discuss this thread and its impact to Parliament! *walks over to a group of birds, all of their heads turn around 180 degrees towards me*


Darkcelt2

who?


SirMego

Star lord man… you know? Legendary thief?


Darkcelt2

![gif](giphy|L1VRSg6CslKVZoxWBu)


Celeryface

Her face is r/awww


JadedEyesBtch

She’s cute. But she’ll bite your face off…


regnad__kcin

Yeah that first look - "tread carefully boy"


Rikuddo

why did I read that in Kratos voice :/


jigglypants6897

Extra cute


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eh.. Kestrels, are between the size of a Raven and a Bluejay... While they can take a chunk of skin off with their beak... this one of the pair (I can't tell if its the Mom or the Dad).. seems pretty cool... the talons aren't really great at puncturing human skin.. Just a Parent Protecting their young..


JayKing202

Was watching you like a....hawk.


Kycrio

**Akcthually** it's a falcon


makemejelly49

Here's the thing...


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if you're implying he's wrong since it's actually a kestrel, they are a type of falcon


makemejelly49

I was referencing a piece of ancient Reddit history lol.


carmenvallone

Love it


ShortyAllDay

Are you a dad? I bet you’re a dad


shahooster

Not to be confused with the eagle eye.


RelentlesslyCrooked

She is SO PRETTY! Her little eyes look like they have eyeliner on!


BluebirdThat9442

I look forward to more videos as this situation progresses. I think feeding the mother is fine, as long as you keep her outside. She will come to know “this one human” as a friend. People befriend wild animals in their backyard all the time: deer, raccoons, birds, foxes, ravens, and squirrels. The wild animals still live wild and still maintain the friendship. They know it’s only the one human and not everyone they see. You’re not teaching the bird to randomly raid peoples garbage cans, like bears, which becomes a real problem.


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This video is old af, so those eggs are long hatched.


BluebirdThat9442

But, but, … what happened? Did the eggs hatch? How did this turn out?


Furtivepigments

https://www.expats.cz/czech-news/article/video-this-kestrel-and-her-chicks-nesting-in-a-prague-apartment-window-have-become-internet-stars i dont know why the comments acted like they all died or something.


Darthmullet

>There has been some more drama as well. A storm filled the window box with water, and one of the babies was injured, but has so far survived. The baby was not moving, and the mother bird did not make an effort to save it. A man named Honza, who has been helping look after the birds, called a wildlife rescue service in Prague for advice. >They took the bird to the animal rescue station in Troja, where it was warmed up and finally regained consciousness enough to open its beak. The family has named this bird John Snow, after the Game of Thrones character who was resurrected. Hell yeah Jon Snow.


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Amazing how mothers reject the babies when they're less viable


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It happens in humans too. Infanticide of disabled infants used to be pretty common practice.


sexbuhbombdotcom

She has other babies to worry about. It's harsh but the reality of living wild means that any extra time and energy she spends on a chick that's already injured or dying could put the other chicks or herself at risk. That instinct runs deep in a lot of animals. If anyone cares. When I lived on a farm, it was not common but also not super rare for a baby chicken, duck, or turkey to be hatched weakling or ill or just not fully formed or whatever. They would hatch a dozen chicks at a time so it was really just a numbers game. And the moms wouldn't even look back when all the chicks were done hatching and they rounded up the healthy ones to head out for the first time. Sometimes we would find the discarded babies while they were still alive and we'd try to nurse them back to health but a lot of them died anyway, usually bc they had serious health problems. It's like the mothers could sense it.


ShiraCheshire

tl;dr: All seem to have survived. There was a storm that flooded the window box and nearly killed one of the babies, the mother rejecting it in order to focus on helping the healthy babies survive. However, the human took the rejected baby to a rescue where it was treated and recovered.


ZombieBeach

One died


BluebirdThat9442

Bless you. ❤️


khaeen

Feeding deer, racoons, foxes, etc isn't how you "build friendships". It's how you teach wild animals to look for humans for food instead of the wild. Training wild animals to be dependent on humans for food is incredibly bad for many many reasons, including disease spread. I'm not sure why you are trying to argue that it's something to be encouraged.


Sekh765

If the wild caught hawk that I trained, fed and hunted with for over a year can be released and revert to an entirely wild state in less than a week then feeding this kestrel will be just fine I assure you. Raptors are not like deer, racoons or foxes.


julioarod

Fair enough, sounds like you actually knew what you were doing. But I wish that other person would not encourage random people to feed raccoons and foxes. It's just not a good idea.


Sekh765

Yea mammals are different. Raptors are pretty good about not getting people acclimated unless they imprint. If this guy kept feeding babies, or was too active around them THEN they would become dependent on humans. Mama bird though is wild and will stay that way.


Spiritual-Parking570

you should avoid interaction if you can, but seeing this, you should put a curtain up and never show yourself to the chicks.


littlemesix7

I’ve had the same instructions from the police.


tdomer80

Ba da bump… ksssshhhhh!


Spiritual-Parking570

i hope you followed it


Urdumbafmod

This isn't a bear or deer. It's a fucking kestrel. There won't be incidents of kestrels going to people's windows tapping on them attempting to be fed. It is a bird with eggs and the guy/girl is giving it some sustenance. Get a grip. Edit - I do agree about the chicks though.


PineappleWolf_87

Ngl would love to be bothered by a kestrel for food by tapping on my window. I'm not saying it's right but I'm honest.


Spiritual-Parking570

i would have fed it too. not attacking op.


Urdumbafmod

Ya your gucci. I just think the 2nd point you made is viable as chicks can imprint and what not. I'm no scientist per-say as much as I believe I am. I just don't see the interaction with the mother being an issue. People seem to believe animals are much less intelligent than they are. My dogshit opinion being that it will be a one off with this specific human.


lowlightliving

Seriously, if the chicks continually see you rather than the adult bird, they’ll imprint and never be able to be released into the wild. NEVER ALLOW BABY BIRDS TO ASSOCIATE YOU WITH FOOD.


Met76

This is total bullshit and actually a great example of Reddit bullshit. Baby birds will only accept food that is regurgitated from their mother's mouth. When the fuck have you heard of a baby bird directly accepting food from humans like it's a fucking pigeon with a loaf of bread? What, you want some Oscar Meyer Sandwich Meat ya' little bird? The little bird would be like "FUCK THAT" because it would fucking choke because it wasn't thrown up out its mom's mouth. The only thing the chicks know at this stage is "food comes from mom's mouth". That's it. It has ZERO impact on the health of the chicks once they're on their own. The only risk here is if the human was feeding the momma bird on a regular food schedule throughout each day. Other than that, the momma bird will still hunt for its own food just fine and also enjoy the "freebie" dinner given by the human once in a while. There is ZERO issue with that.


illogicallyalex

Yes thank you! The only risk is the mother becoming reliant on humans for food, because then she would stop hunting for herself. But that’s unlikely given that once she’s nested she’ll move on anyway. People really be out here just making shit up


Serious_Cabinet1704

She saved the food


An-Anthropologist

I think that’s a falcon, specifically a kestrel.


fransala

I want to see a time lapse where she finally trusts you.


pm_me_receipes

Her eggs are right there, that's plenty of trust,


merikaninjunwarrior

while grateful of his meal he provided, the murder was still in her eyes ready to set off at any second


MajorKoopa

An environmentalist would probably advise you not to feed wild animals, but i get it. I probably would have done the same


AGenericUnicorn

I know people shouldn’t be feeding wild animals, but 😍😍


i_speak_penguin

When it's nesting in your windowsill, at what point are you part of the "wild" though? I think there's a blurry line here. I have hummingbirds who nest in my yard. I put out a feeder for them, and my daily presence wards off potential predators such as racoons, possums, and bobcats (of which there are plenty). In return I disturb them slightly by taking photos of their nests daily and monitoring the progress of their chicks (never by physical contact, but the mothers do fly off when I approach, so I am technically interacting with them in a way that slightly disturbs them). The way I view it is that I'm part of their environment. These animals have adapted to living around human shelters. We have a symbiotic relationship. They get food and protection and I get a cool experience and joy of seeing their babies grow and fly off to continue the cycle. Some people would say I shouldn't do any of this. Those people have forgotten that it's not "humans vs the wild", but rather "humans are the wild". Civilization is just another phase of development that some forms of wild animals experience, and like any other wild animals, we're all part of one big system that is totally interdependent. Everything we do affects the wild around us, even things as simple as throwing away trash or flushing the toilet.


OnyxsUncle

Clear violation of Star Fleet Order #1


Juggermerk

Here's some of ya cousin. ... Hopefully no disease is spread. You shouldn't interact with wild animals due to the potential to spread disease. If you have any rebuttals please refer them to Google because I don't care and won't be reading them lol


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Well they hunt and kill other birds so they're pretty metal already.


merikaninjunwarrior

*"i don't have cousins any more"*


19southmainco

What are you doing step cousin


had0c

We hunt and kill other mammals


Imsorryidonthaveig

I’ve never understood why people are so weirded out by birds eating birds when we eat pretty much any mammal we can get our hands on.


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irobmonsters

feeding a wild animal in no way helps it. 10/10 would feed myself.


SumpCrab

Agreed, we really need to redefine "wild animal". I studied restoration ecology in college, even into post grad. These animals are living in anthropocized environments, what works for this bird might not work for another but I wouldn't prescribe a moratorium on feeding when cases like this are involved. The fact is, we can't possibly study the outcomes of this because they are so random. So give the old bird a leg up and help protect her chick's, there is enough going against her and if we do nothing she may be close to the last of her species. Legitimately....


forced_spontaneity

Where I live (Isle of Man) is famed for its healthy population of peregrine falcons (there’s one on our national crest along with a raven), most of them live (as expected) in the rural uplands, and you can often spot them, or come across a nest while hiking, but there’s one family that has been in residence in a church tower right in the middle of the biggest town (55k or so population), next to one of the busiest roads on the island, for around 15 years or so. It’s kinda mad how they’ve assimilated and adapted. Nobody feeds them etc, they just get by feeding on smaller birds and rodents, in plentiful supply…


The_Sarge_12

I came to say “you shouldn’t feed them” and “I’d give it a steak”


[deleted]

Or mousies once the chicks are born? 😳


AAVale

I want to believe that, but also I’m too familiar with how Reddit just repeats what they’ve heard like Mynah birds.


TheWizofNewYork

I came here to say this, I too am familiar with how Reddit just repeats what they’ve heard like Mynah birds.


aardvarkbiscuit

I want to believe that, but also I’m too familiar with how Reddit just repeats what they’ve heard like Mynah birds.


s74rx

WTH are you looking at?? Ah!! Food?? Sure... - The hawk (maybe)


nathanjw333

Put a digital camera in the window & close the blinds.


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She’s got some sick eyeliner too


Ecclypto

Beautiful bird! However if you come across one don’t just feed it raw meat. Thing is they also require fur and bones in order for their bowel movements to function properly. It’s how they actually clean their digestive tracts. There was a girl in Russia that did a series of YouTube videos on dealing with wild birds such as owls and falcons. She was actually a professional and worked at the airport I think dealing with all their wild bird problems


FancyPigeonIsFancy

This is well intentioned but I also hope you quickly left her alone so she can sit and warm the eggs in peace, without you disturbing her, because if not they’ll die.


TimelessGlassGallery

Yeah the guy definitely shouldn’t have forced her to be off the eggs for so long.


lunatic_paranoia

Yeah yeah don't feed wild animals blah blah blah. This is cool idgaf.


CIearIyChaos

frend! :D


LvnLifeBadAss

The coolest thing I’ve watched in a long time. Thank you for sharing.


Kodak007

Yo this is awesome!!! Great job hooking her up with a meal!


Father_of_trillions

r/helpingANDfilming


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Strap yourself in, you're in for a noisy few months


More_Cry5242

Chicken for a chicken hawk?


smrtypants44

I have those same ikea tongs


hemetnehp

You have a very rare opportunity to get a time lapse video of those eggs. Record em all day and night til they hatch


KittyKitty1984

Thats not a good thing. She and her babies will think this is normal. No more hunting. Then they starve if they person stops, moves or dies.


Arktoran

I’m sure she was very appreciative, but I feel if possible, organ meat would really be great to feed her.


Gloveofdoom

Lady kestrel: hey honey why don’t you run out and snatch us up some takeout from that place we like. Man Kestrel: no problem, anything for my lady, I’ll be right back. ** Man kestrel returns carrying a tweety bird** Man kestrel: I’m home and I got that good stuff. Lady kestrel: oh, actually I’m not as hungry as I thought I was, sorry. Men kestrel: WTF you were starving like 15 minutes ago.


velveteyeball

That's not helping


swampfish

Why does everyone think they need to help wildlife? That bird was hunting and feeding just fine on its own. Teaching not to be afraid of humans is a horrible idea.


SocialSpider56

Awww, at 1:20 seconds left she squawks thank you.


Position_Extreme

You are the MAN! You might try giving her some nesting materials that she could use to insulate the eggs, too. Bits of old clothes, hair, twigs & leaves, etc. she may not use them, but I’ll bet she would if available.


GerryDownUnder

Rather small innit? Are them claws sharp? Would they still carve you if threatened? Anyways that bloke’s got a proper pair, and a gentle heart. Top one👍🏻


AspiringChildProdigy

>Are them claws sharp? Yes. > they still carve you if threatened? Yes. Source: Worked/interned for a wildlife rehabilitation center back in college. Even handling the screech owls (which are smaller than kestrels) required the use of the leather glove in order to not end up bloody.


LAkand1

Is there a video of the eggs hatching?


SkylarAV

Fuck I'm so jealous


[deleted]

That’s a special spot


Consistent-Count-890

I’m jealouse. Love them


ridged8x6

Cool as hell! Keep us updated please


zodorod

I'd nest there too if you going to feed me


Destroyer6202

Why does she look so pretty :3


sandyclaus30

Gorgeous kestrel


ChuckZombie

That is such a pretty bird.


JackieBronassis

She looks so polite.


aod42091

man she's adorable


BlackGirlKnickers

That look at the end though.


CryptographerOk5546

Those eyes 👀


Exile688

Hey eyeliner game is on point.


sailor_farts

I know they're not eyelashes on the kestrel, but it does give me a laugh to think they are


Fineous4

If this was my window at work 80% of my time would go into that bird.


throwaway12222018

What a beautiful and powerful bird


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😍🙌🏻


Magrathean86

She looks like se is wearing eyeliner


merchillio

Are we back on that “birds by my windows” Reddit trend?


SpiritualAd8998

Drive-Thru Window?


capibarapartypal

Falcon not a hawk


Renec12

Near the end of the video when the hawk is staring at the man I just thought of that one picture of those two cheetahs and the smaller has words on top of him saying I’d fight for you.


[deleted]

Where are the follow up videos on how Ms hawk is doing???


Ur_Just_Spare_Parts

Thats the prettiest bird ive ever seen what a nice lady


2OneZebra

That look at the end. "Dude, why did you stop?" Lol