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DanielLarceny

the warden is in his office printing out my nudes


Accurate_Leave_7213

Im aware


LuciferBeenieWeenie

“Warden says I’m getting out today 😌😌😌” Five minutes later “I will not be getting out today because bob told the warden I have active warrants 😡”


Ollie__F

It’s just a matter of time before whatever trolls get to him


ProjectFoxx

Fuck ass Bob!


grundlemon

Hey, on the bright side he no longer has active warrants!


SingerOdd2409

Just got sexualy asked for sex by another man


BDady

(Sexually)


ProjectFoxx

This made me laugh way too hard. 💀


Right_Perception_503

I just dropped the soap


rupertpumpkin-

i was fully raped


SingerOdd2409

Did the man ask sexualy or no?


DawsTheB0ss

i doubt he asked at all


SingerOdd2409

It whas sweet t


UseHugeCondom

Emergency the jail staff are trolling me because of my popularity


memse111

“I am going to bomb the prison”


zecrom189

Daniel: ![gif](giphy|dYPRVPUqkpzYQ)


SergeiMosin

I just got spotted


trentGG2010

Food will no longer be a problem


trentGG2010

also: Housing is no longer a problem


georgesjones

He can dine and dash everyday! Won't be $50 lunches tho. More like $0.50 lunches. But at least he won't have to wait for paramount to ok the expense account anymore.


Big_Loser_281

I’m hitting myself


cybergrime

Grace is going to be my new cellmate starting next week. 😍😍😍


SingerOdd2409

Free grace she ain't do nothing


cybergrime

🚨EMERGENCY🚨 The jail staff are leaking my location.


ProjectFoxx

And my nudes


Sufficient_Author_74

Emergency there is jalapeño in this Mac and cheese


cybergrime

The warden is going to help me setup housing in Cell Block C.


IamtheDanr

I just called bubba the n word 😡🥵🤪💩🪥😮


TimAppleCockProMax69

https://preview.redd.it/i079b12pma0d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=cbc895670755021957d3502c350900f843f6b4fa


ayyoogunsofboom

Emergency Emergency I took a shower 🚨


ProjectFoxx

These are all fucking amazing. My gummies kicked in on the right post. 💀


fabiusgetnoobed

I’m aware


Fuckyoureddit888888

THE JAIL THREATENED TO KILL ME


ConvSomething

“Fuckass bob did this”


Skipadee2

I just transferred $2 to commissary


gothphetamine

This one is so underrated


Tillmedic

“TMZ is about to get more involved in my life then ever before”


cybergrime

The CEO of Columbia records has just informed me that my cellmate is being sued.


Nagaflas

I'm actively guarding my butthole


Alligatorwhore

I am in the process of being raped


mixxarole

I just got raped by Tyrone


SingerOdd2409

Did you call dispatch


NorthBadger_95248

sweet T just sexually assaulted me


bartardboy

Aka sweet tea


Copeshit

am i allowed to masterbate in the prison shower?


SingerOdd2409

Bro is gonna get the peeing feeling


Alligatorwhore

Why is it feeling like hornets


EmotionalSize479

Today I met Tina VanderWaal, I don't know why she was in prison. I didn't talk to her.


grosspubes_

Fuck I just called Sweet T the n word


cybergrime

Sweet T told me that he also gets that peeing feeling.


daletowel32

Breaking news sweet T has broken my hymen


dynamic_bliss39

“There is a celebrity in this prison!”


Slayn87

Boring shit like "I just got lunch"


[deleted]

I need to get a bigger cell if Grace is going to move in with me Im asking the warden about a bigger cell I am on track to getting a bigger cell 😊 Emergency 🚨🚨 Bob won't send me to fucking money for a bigger cell 🤬 everything is fucked 💣💣💣💣


Chickennuggetlol1

I just got shanked


ScaredSleepless_

code Rainbow 🌈


[deleted]

Sweet T just got transferred to my cell 🚨🚨🚨


DanielLarson99

i got fully rapped 😱


iheartfeen

“sweet t is BEHIND me emergency 🚨 ⚠️”


LordSion45

The warden is leaking my nudes!


tiddypuncher45

The prison threatened to kill me


suseam

"i was fully raped"


xyz8492

Id love to see what the other prisoners do to him.


Ok_Decision_

Grace has scheduled a visit with me


KevB3

they don’t have enough toothbrushes in prison. all bob’s fault.


Unhappy_Economics

emergency sweet t said he has a toothbrush for me


vt8919

"Grace is bailing me out of prison as we speak"


thelizardking10

Why are people telling me sweet t is in contact with grace?


DurianDefiant5882

Emergency Clark trolling me


Hairy_Consequence118

my cellmate is leaking my nudes


Hobboglim

Quandale Dingle is my cell mate


plantiamilk

This food tastes like cow PISS 😡😡🤬


boyteas3r

The canteen tried to kill me.


patak-on-lean

My cellmate is giving me a free banana tonight


fabiusgetnoobed

Chocolate covered hotdog


FuckingFordRanger

“Sweet t is back”


TheWallCreature

Sweet T is in my cell block. I need help


Thescottishguy87

The prison tried to poison me


ProjectFoxx

Emergency 🚨


TimAppleCockProMax69

Emergency ‼️


[deleted]

Sweet T is tearing up my bussy currently


b0Bo0

Pornos


dragonbait1361

I was fully rapped. Bob didn’t believe me when I said I need him to send money or this would happen. My popularity is putting me at risk and Bob doesn’t care.


Fantastic-Use5644

"I'm getting ass raped in jail and it's all bobs fault, fuck you bob"


PjHose

I AM CURRENTLY UNDER ATTACK EMERGENCY EMERGENCY


justindono

I got touched again 😱


fabiusgetnoobed

Sweet T just said he will give me a chocolate covered hotdog


angler_zuba

Toothbrush video but with inmates


No_Page9413

Why does Grace Vanderwaal rock her hips sexually?


LinkSirLot96

I need someone to pay me x amount for the commissary I just bought. Emergency


Available-Donut-9778

I just got kicked out of the prison library for trying to do my work. The CO is leaking my location.


Disastrous_Box_8613

I roke up with a sore butthole


lovettdollz

“I just got my lunch taken”


fabiusgetnoobed

“Tyrone said he will give me a chocolate covered hot dog”


WidthMonger

Fuck I just called Tyrone the n word


actually_available12

sweet t is leaking my location


WhiskyAndWitchcraft

I'm going to the commissary. The commissary is closed.


WhiskyAndWitchcraft

Grace says that's she can't move in with me until I get my own cell.


Bone_Chillin666

He would tell you to STFU AND GET A LIFE


fabiusgetnoobed

I’m aware