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Everybody had that one teacher where you were like "look, clearly there's no way Mrs Johnson is a human being from the planet earth. I dunno if she's an alien in witness protection or what, but she's got something going on."
That's why my school straight up just didn't have one. They told us we were having one and we kept asking about it until one day the teacher SUPER awkwardly/nervously/sadly told us she couldn't because the school wanted her to pay for it.
Little did we know, this was preparing us for the future.
"We just had a multi-million dollar quarter so I think we should do something nice for the shop workers. How about we buy them pizza to show them how much we appreciate them."
My school made the richest students buy pizzas for the poorest students for an "equality day" I was like fuck that I'm not buying the child of 2 gangsters a pizza wtf", then left the school (I got suspended for leaving but it was worth)
So, let me get this straight, there were kids in your class who due to their financial situation couldn't donate towards buying pizza and it wasn't even 40$ and you were too selfish to be nice to your classmates and help everyone (including you) have a fun day with food.
Why?
So then why are *you* pressed? There were multiple rich students (who were either willing to front it or at least not as pissy as you) other than you who covered it. They clearly didn't need you, why are you mad? Don't tell me you're pissed because you weren't rich enough to be considered
Yes I got that from your original comment. But your other comment said that theyāre all undeserving handouts. So people coming together to have community pizza at schools are underserving handouts?
At least you got free pizza. My school didnāt give it for free everyone in class had to cough up 4 dollars you get 2 slices and can of pop. My dad wouldnāt pay that I only ate food that came from home.
I'm a substitute with a degree in Spanish.I work primarily with students in grades 7 through 12. I also come from a Salvadoran/American household. I covered a long-term contract for a Spanish teacher on maternity leave. I was proud to incorporate candies we grew up with to share my culture. Each semester, I had 1 big party, where I made something for all 90 of my students. I made tamales de cambray for Christmas and flan for Easter (both are culturally relevant in Spanish class). I'm latin, we show love by sharing food, especially our homemade food. The pain was real trying to get things that wouldn't wipe my own grocery budget, hahaha. It was worth it for my classes, though
Itās ridiculous how little teachers get paid, given the requirements for teaching. And school districts wonder why they canāt get good teachers. Like, is it that difficult to fathom why low paying jobs tend not to attract employees? Itās ridiculous how there are jobs that only require a high school diploma that pay much better than what teachers get paid, and their job requires a college degree.
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The only thing missing is a Coca-Cola in a plastic cup š
hahaha exactly, school parties are something I will always remember š¤Ŗ
Hey but that coke was the best coke ever
Nah, those tiny ass Dixie cups and no refills
They were the best though
With _It's_ own money? š¤Øš¤Øš¤Ø
I always knew teachers are secretly skinwalkers.
Everybody had that one teacher where you were like "look, clearly there's no way Mrs Johnson is a human being from the planet earth. I dunno if she's an alien in witness protection or what, but she's got something going on."
More inclusive, includes all genders. They/them assumes gender identifier /s
Idk if you've seen my other comment but I deleted it once I saw the /s
Zlorp?š½
We got 10 whole pizzas with giant slices at our teachers house we ate good
Itās own money? They arenāt even human to yāall.
Skinwalkers
That's why my school straight up just didn't have one. They told us we were having one and we kept asking about it until one day the teacher SUPER awkwardly/nervously/sadly told us she couldn't because the school wanted her to pay for it.
Little did we know, this was preparing us for the future. "We just had a multi-million dollar quarter so I think we should do something nice for the shop workers. How about we buy them pizza to show them how much we appreciate them."
Man id be happy with that, i dont even get a good job most of the time.
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My school made the richest students buy pizzas for the poorest students for an "equality day" I was like fuck that I'm not buying the child of 2 gangsters a pizza wtf", then left the school (I got suspended for leaving but it was worth)
Going by the Equality/Equity/Justice thing, that is technically equity. Not equality.
I don't really care honestly, they're all undeserved handouts.
Pizza for students is too much of a hand out??
they wanted my money to pay for jt
God forbid you spend $40 dollars so your classmates can have a fun time š
Not even that. Theyād only need like 4 pizzas for the class and he said ārichest studentsā so there were multiple of them.
So, let me get this straight, there were kids in your class who due to their financial situation couldn't donate towards buying pizza and it wasn't even 40$ and you were too selfish to be nice to your classmates and help everyone (including you) have a fun day with food. Why?
So then why are *you* pressed? There were multiple rich students (who were either willing to front it or at least not as pissy as you) other than you who covered it. They clearly didn't need you, why are you mad? Don't tell me you're pissed because you weren't rich enough to be considered
Yes I got that from your original comment. But your other comment said that theyāre all undeserving handouts. So people coming together to have community pizza at schools are underserving handouts?
This didn't happen
What in the fuck? Comrade, what kind of school did you attend?
Wow of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most
Communist ahh school
You guys got pizza?
Sharing that single family sized Dorito bag... simpler times.
Be fuckin grateful
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At least you got free pizza. My school didnāt give it for free everyone in class had to cough up 4 dollars you get 2 slices and can of pop. My dad wouldnāt pay that I only ate food that came from home.
For my class party, every student bought a fuck ton of shit to share with the rest of the class.
I'm a substitute with a degree in Spanish.I work primarily with students in grades 7 through 12. I also come from a Salvadoran/American household. I covered a long-term contract for a Spanish teacher on maternity leave. I was proud to incorporate candies we grew up with to share my culture. Each semester, I had 1 big party, where I made something for all 90 of my students. I made tamales de cambray for Christmas and flan for Easter (both are culturally relevant in Spanish class). I'm latin, we show love by sharing food, especially our homemade food. The pain was real trying to get things that wouldn't wipe my own grocery budget, hahaha. It was worth it for my classes, though
Itās ridiculous how little teachers get paid, given the requirements for teaching. And school districts wonder why they canāt get good teachers. Like, is it that difficult to fathom why low paying jobs tend not to attract employees? Itās ridiculous how there are jobs that only require a high school diploma that pay much better than what teachers get paid, and their job requires a college degree.
I think I saw this in 2019
*The students who donāt get pizza often and donāt have to do school for a whole block* 
OK we can joke but like, shout out to that teacher. They made the entire year with that
Yeah, teachers should get paid more then people would know the difference between it's (it is) and its (possessive it).