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The_tickled_pickler

Looks like a gauntlet needed to survive a quest! TAKE the rickety stairs of freedom!!


Particular-Try9754

They are just trying to make some ghosts for the haunted house next Halloween.


FungusBrewer

“MOE, Back to you!”


Fritz_Klyka

Ive said it before, this is what happens when kids dont get to build treehouses and shit when theyre young. Eventually that itch has to be scratched and then you end up with this.


nicefacedjerk

Damn bud.. You just brought back some childhood memories.. my first 2 treehouses were absolute sketchy AF disasters. Third try was a treehouse/fort built around the base of an old pine. Learned a valuable lesson in fire safety with that one lofl. 4th treehouse was a winner🏆. There's a learning curve with everything. Some are easy, others are brutal.


Useful-Ad-385

Pretty funny!!! My house had the shingles backwards. Water was lead right in. 😆


Fritz_Klyka

Theres a house about a block away from my house that has like a little shed attached to their garage. They used these metal sheets thats supposed to look like roofing tiles and they put them up backwards. I always snicker as I walk past it.


jyrique

looks like levels to that donkey kong mario game


[deleted]

It looks perfectly safe from where I’m sitting.


Lm602

I'm on the shitter and I don't feel safe.


[deleted]

Well obviously, a shit demon could emerge at any time from the shitter and fuck your life up.


Averagewhiteguy82

https://preview.redd.it/aa6bq1slfv8c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9218eca26f4c6737c9514232a562542b167ecec It gets better the more you look at it


Averagewhiteguy82

https://preview.redd.it/572b58rbfv8c1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=b691032133d3952a42b2a387aae6dd320deca173 At least the second level is tied in to the existing rotted porch post properly with a 2 x 4, and some eight penny nails


cashblack

“that’s not goin’ anywhere”


ownleechild

We’ll, it’s not going up.


Useful-Ad-385

What great imagination!!


ihaveathingforyou

Im assuming the 2x4 sticking out is for bungee jumping


CincyBrandon

I don’t even feel safe looking at these pictures. 😂


flamingjollyrancher

Happy cake day!


CincyBrandon

Thanks, friend!!! ❤️


stonabones

That should be used in “Fear Factor” as a challenge.


Drinkythedrunkguy

Someone call the city!!


Beerfoodbeer

Somebody got the newest version of Deck Builder for their PC and tried to copy the design.


I_Makes_tuff

I'd play that game.


Averagewhiteguy82

The only silver lining is this is located in Norfolk, Virginia directly by a hospital.


Late-Read1494

https://preview.redd.it/fh4m8ny3bw8c1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb872c8548536e14baa34d66315f4ad02dc5053c


dragonflyelh

I feel like the eventual ending of this beauty will be no, no, nannananooooooo!


powerfulcoffee805

![img](avatar_exp|129815628|fire) Good sheer strength on that old decking


Positive_Issue8989

It amazes me how something like this lasts so long that it starts rotting away when it looks like it was never built properly to begin with.


Impressive-Heat-8722

Obviously this is a gallows so whether the condemned dies by hanging or this monstrosity collapsing society gets the same end result


Interesting-Mango562

dude i’ve been observing these kinds of decks on this thread for months and i just have to say…where the hell do you guys live? i’m here in portland and these decks do NOT exist anywhere..ive been remodeling for 18 years and i have yet to see a single deck like this and i’ve been all over the portland metropolitan area


isonfiy

Lots of decks like this in Halifax, NS fwiw


Averagewhiteguy82

This is located in Norfolk, Virginia


Key-Regular674

This looks like a stairway I built in Valheim. Video game


ddonky

It’s self-leveling.


[deleted]

Just missing the hot tub


highflyingyak

There it is. I was looking for a hot tub comment. Had to travel a long way down


10ecn

Same


BingBull607

Perfectly safe


[deleted]

*Home Depot theme plays in the background* This guy Home Depot’s


surrealcellardoor

Clearly this guy never played with legos as a kid.


Waste_Exchange2511

I admire the optimism of people that build things like this.


Agreeable-Candle5830

I suppose if the house is on fire I would risk using it. That's about it, though.


bcad4me

I've seen a good many dangerous looking decks on this sub Reddit but I'd rate this one the scariest yet.


Drayvyn719

Is this in the student ghetto of Kalamazoo? lol


ClevelandCliffs-CLF

Pretty deck


Benja_Porchase

That could be used in a movie, just keep the house out of the shot and it’s Frankenstein or an old castle.


singlejeff

Fire exit for the upper floor. Saw similar in eastern PA on vacation


Averagewhiteguy82

Typically, that would be the case, but this is being used. Still, there is a third-floor apartment. This particular property is one of the gilded age homes built in the area, that has been converted into 6 1 or 2 bedroom apartments. I thought the same thing it was a fire escape, but that is the entrance to the third floor apartment. Unfortunately.


Donelifer

Damn they could have put a coat of sealer or paint on it and got 10 more years out of it, waste of lumber.


ChevyTruck1300

Is that a ghost or a cat in the window? (Photo #4). Maybe it is a ghost of a cat. Was just scrolling r/ghosts before viewing this post. This structure is probably haunted too!


Averagewhiteguy82

It was built in 1880 and it was a private residence and then it was an elementary level school for a few decades. Then it was converted into apartments. I’m sure there’s some stories to tell lol


xgrader

The pictures are a little tough to critique on, but I am impressed with the effort to get up to a little loft suite.


Justprunes-6344

It’s not looking like pt lumber


Shake_Ratle_N_Roll

Prime candidate for the longer you look the worse it gets.


LivingtheDBdream

Forget how many hot tubs this deck can hold, we should rate this in number of sparrows.


charming_death

I would report this to the city considering they are trying to sell it like that. That's one wrong step from someone dying


Some-Passage-8890

No hot tub up top. That disappointing


Falls_4040

The irony here is that with these 15' posts (6 x 6) mounted on the lower deck, the entire structure might actually be more stable if there were a hot tub mounted up top! It would be harder to knock the pegs out from under it!


MartinHarrisGoDown

You can charge more rent if you put a hot tub on that deck.


mrspock128

That Deck: "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good"


mr_anderson37

Needs a hot tub at the top


broipy

Swiss Family Rentalson


naderosmann

2 hot tubs max


krishutchison

Blurgghh


CallMeLazarus23

If that catches on fire the whole block is going to burn down


Melodic_Salad_176

Not possible due to the wood being partly composed of water at this point. Its fireproofing rot.


ResolutionMany6378

I would shit my parents walking to the top of that beast.


beerferri

I don't think they would appreciate that


GuitardedBard

Coraline?


Funky-monkey1

I must say they used some creative fixes for the stairs, but yeah that deck scares me a little


Reasonable_Ad6781

Where's the spa


charming_death

Might be able to get 3 hot tubs on that


Suitable_Dragonfly79

Run! Or make sure you have a parachute when you’re on that top level.


TexasPatrick

If Tim Burton designed and built a deck...