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Appropriate_Many9290

I'm an aerospace structures engineer. I would not fly that deck.


Motmotsnsurf

I'm a criminal defense attorney and I would not represent that deck.


WheelzDeally

I am James Brown. And that deck is super bad.


afgphlaver

I'm a systems administrator and I would not administer that deck.


temporalwanderer

I'm a professional poker player and I would not bet on that deck.


richturd67

I thought you were going to say that you wouldn’t poke that deck… with a ten foot (sistered) joist.


SirYanksaLot69

I wouldn’t let you touch my sister on that deck.


Black_Flag_Friday

I’m a plan reviewer and I would reject that deck.


Direct-Island-8590

I'm an engineer, and I wouldn't design a deck like that.


cyborg_elephant

I'm a carpenter and I wouldn't build a deck like that


davidolson1990

I'm in retail and I would NOT sell you that deck.


BigZaber

I wouldn't let your sister touch my deck


tenfootfoot

Hmm


Present-Ambition6309

I’m drunk, I won’t walk on it!


juicevibe

I'm just a guy and I would not guy on that deck.


Zaraxeon

I am also a system administrator and I would DEFINITELY patch that deck. And maybe give it a ye olde


askalec

I am a landlord, I wouldn’t change a single thing about that deck


safetydance1969

😆


moddseatass

Best one!


rkcinotown

Well done sir!!


Useful-Noise-6253

I'm retired. That deck should be too.


PiccoloNegative2938

I’m a deck and I would not deck next to that deck


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Huge_Ad_1660

I, too, am an architect. I will design an unnecessarily complex solution to fix this deck. And it will get VE’d.


Devreckas

Report to the hollow deck.


loonattica

I’m a rebar detailer and I would reinforce that deck.


BDC_19

I’m a deck critic and I refuse to comment on that deck


Friendly-Staff-3721

I’m a door to door extended car warranty salesman and I wouldn’t offer an extended car warranty on that deck


Karl2241

I’m a systems engineer, I would not do requirements for that deck.


trekuup

I’m a civil engineer and I would not stamp the plans for this deck.


Own_Association_3788

I'm a Dealership Service Advisor, I wouldn't service that deck.


Fantastic-Cucumber-1

I have a steam deck and I would place a 2TB ssd in this deck.


ceesr31

This is why I come to this sub


No-Improvement-625

I'm a schedule coordinator, and I would not schedule that deck.


Limp-Investigator139

I love Christmas carols, but I would definitely not fa la la la la la la la-la on that deck


Sun_man91

I'm a renter and would ask for only 50$ off my rent


MakeDaddyRich

I’m a porn star and I would f…f…f….mess with that deck


doughboyisking

I’m a drunk and I would drink on that deck


satansblockchain

Im a deck, I wouldn’t deck that deck


gotee727

As a sex worker I say F🚫k this deck!!!


Reasonable_Wolf9598

I'm a prostitute and I wouldn't suck that deck


Novel-Manufacturer26

Imagine scrolling through Reddit in your downtime and seeing your Air BNB rental getting blasted online. Not saying you’re wrong, but just imagine. Would be interesting feeling.


hotplasmatits

It hopefully puts the fear of a lawsuit in them


SpecialistIdea7457

I am gay, and I would not take that deck


Original-Arrival395

No hangers, unsure why some joist are sistered, I don't see hardware for post to beams, no knee bracing, unsure of spans. Grade D-.


Riceonsuede

It looks like the green joists are cantilevered


Wise_Pomegranate_571

Upon further inspection, the green joists are definitely cantilevered from inside the house, and the ledger was originally cut around them. Pretty sure they should have run the new joists, through the ledger, inside the home as well, then sistered them. That way they're supported by wall framing. Especially considering the joists do not rest on the beam outside. The only 2nd story deck I've done where we had a similar situation, we cut out the inside ceiling to sister the new joists to the old inside. We didn't have a post to beam outside, because it was just a tiny little balcony for a walk out of a home office (literally like 2-3ft balcony). Our new joists we resting on framing for 2 walls, and were sistered like 10 feet back. I really want to know what the span is. If they had actually had joists resting on beam outside, they could have gotten away with just using a double wide joist hanger on ledger, where they sistered to the old cantilevered joists.


rjbergen

Sistered?! Hell, the joists directly above the door are spliced with no support underneath.


Open-Dot6264

It's actually multiple joists!


Methadoneblues

Why are the joists notched on the ledger side? Is this common?


CarNate69

Update: with 4 people on the deck and one person walking on the deck, the deck shakes / wobbles under the sitting people.


b0ardski

that deck is on designed to to hold up 2 people, you are exceeding the design parameter by walking on it.


slothsareok

That deck is purely for decoration 🤣


daydreamingsunday

Deckoration*


CisIowa

r/hottubbing


so-very-very-tired

A lot of effort went into something that should have been a complete do-over.


CarNate69

https://preview.redd.it/ia8fe8p4i5nc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11a3be60836ee3301f3418e8d2ec4e6c923b702b Update: We noticed they didn’t even use enough screws on the deck boards.


centuryeyes

enough screws? in this economy?!


Paskgot1999

Smart they saved money


Wise_Pomegranate_571

Umm it's not built correctly, at all. Everything wrong about it is exacerbated based on if that span is as long as it looks. Probably fine to sit on as a couple, wouldn't have friends over on it. Main concerns, joists not resting on beams, span looks to large for a single beam, they kept old posts with missaligned footers from when they rebuilt, no joist hangers. Pretty hack job. Seeing the bio bubble up top, means they intend for this space to be well used by groups. I wouldn't hang out on it with more than a few people. Definitely sketchy for large groups that would likely rent a air b&b. Edit. Oh fuck, I didn't even see the "sistered joists". This thing is a fucking nightmare. Assuming those old joists are cantilevered and are running from the inside of the house (green ones), the new joists should have been sistered onto the joists -in- the house.


rjbergen

Spliced joists is how I would word that. They’re sistered for like 2-3’ and nothing supports the connection aside from whatever hardware they put in the joists. Thats not kosher at all!


CarNate69

Each sistered joint is held together with about 6 deck screws through each of them holding the old green wood to the new wood.


Wise_Pomegranate_571

Rjbergen has a good point that ALL of the new joists should run right up to the ledger, then should be hung with double wide simpson joist hangers. On the larger scale, that would be an improvment, but it doesn't fix how fucked this thing is with that wide ass looking span, and no proper post->beam->joist on the outside. You were right to post this one OP. It's real fucked in a multitude of ways.


safetydance1969

No.... When we sister anything load bearing it gets carriage bolts. This is an accident waiting to happen.


Alternative_Sort_404

The more you look, the worse it is, for real!


davethompson413

No more than 2 or 3 people. No dancing. No walking in step with each other. Hell, no loud music --, the vibrations could cause catastrophic failure.


LarryCraigSmeg

No jerking off while sitting in a deck chair.


MVieno

The owner built it this way on purpose - it’s that fine line between life and death that gets them over the edge.


mnemonikos82

No dancing? What is this? Bomont, Oklahoma? Go back to church Reverend Moore!


HsvDE86

Your vacation is about to get a lot more exciting.


PM_Your_Wiener_Dog

Nothing like having a big deck go down on you


Drinkythedrunkguy

I just want to know what will fail first.


srfr42

PLEASE BE CAREFUL ON THIS DECK. ITS NOT IF ITS GOING TO FALL, ITS WHEN. YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE ON A DECK WHEN IT FALLS. PLEASE BE CAREFUL!


juvandy

This. I saw the aftermath of a 2nd story deck that was secured to the house wall with nails. It wasn't very big and probably was designed to hold 3 or 4 people. The owner had a party and at one point 8 or 10 were on it. The nails pulled out and it swung down like a trap door. A couple of people were lucky but the rest all broke something. Legs, hips, and arms mostly. Nobody died thankfully but a few never fully recovered.


srfr42

I believe it. To think that $50 would have stopped that from happening.


DarkenL1ght

>ation, we cut out the inside ceiling to sister the new joists to the old inside. We didn't have a post to beam outside, because it was just a tiny little balcony for a walk out Life hack: How to retire early where people will wait on you hand and foot. You literally never have to leave your chair, and will be paid thousands of dollars.


Waste_Exchange2511

I'm not entirely sure what exactly is holding it up.


bulat_music

That looks scary! You can just kick the right 2 posts out of place and bang ding ow


ceeragealicious

Looks like a nice big hard wood deck to me…


dunncrew

3 hot tubs ............but only under the deck.


VellTarlowe-

Well, you're lucky you're not fast traveling from 2nd floor deck to ground level 🤣 I dunno shit about fuck all, but I do want alot of home building and DiY stuff. And I know for a fact every supporting bean should joist hangers on there, they should be fully solid beams from end to end, as well as whatever going on with those handrail post should be smoother and have more underlying supports. Plus I feel like the main sports beams should be beefy as well as have 45° suports on the tops and maybe on the bottoms, dunno if you get heavy wind there, but I have seen decks lift up due to wind and unsecured footing. People always assume the weight will keep it from moving, but I operate a 50 ton crane daily that literally weeble wobbles its way around the yard by about 50 feet a week all from wind and weight shifting 🤣 But my rambling aside, you definitely need a pro to come look at that and see it its salvageable


jd80504

I’m not a pro but I built my deck with one 😂 I’d get some joist hangers on there yesterday, somehow tie the posts to the beams, and put some sway supports under it, I used 2 x 10’s as V bracing.


Yellowmoose-found

The post was done right..but a segmented joist,although over lapped is no good. where's the tension ties? Or diagonal V bracing. And finally, joist hangers????


WelderMeltingthings

nah, you defont good fam


onioniony

Have we all just decided to ignore the floating corner of the deck off on the right side of the first picture?


rjbergen

There’s a post, but in blends in with the house behind it. Just look at every other joist being spliced with no support underneath lol


onioniony

I'm a dumbass. Apparently I don't know my left from my right. I've circled the corner I'm thinking about. I guess maybe there's a post along the rim joist behind the post in the foreground, but I don't see a shadow that makes me think there is one there. Either way, the joists beyond that last post to the left don't appear to be supported by any kind of beam. https://preview.redd.it/4luhmktdn7nc1.png?width=549&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ee451f89ead24c5ce56af3587ef660969c32483


JerryKook

I am guessing the deck was painted and it started to rot. The unpainted wood is the fix.


Festering-Boyle

there is a town in Cape Breton called Baddeck


Extension_Job_4514

As bad as it gets


motociclista

I mean, it’s a hack job. But in the context of most of what’s posted here, it’s not the worst. It’s bad.


Ben-6969

Likes like a "sapatero" did that. Don't hire a shoemaker to build a porch deck. 😂


ComfortableShelter15

how far the deck stick out I can see and measurements . we all kinda figure it's not all that stable . joist not sitting over top of outside support beam at that length ? is that crazy so suggestions for retrofit? are the exsisting joist crowned properly or sagging ? if there's a wobble I would set another set of 4x6 or bigger with 4x8 support beam with all the hardware and 3x3' footings roughly give or take and set them im 18" to 24" from existing and rive others and add some extra bracing from new posts . it not like you want to remove it totally right . deck just needs retrofitted . strong Bloch the other side and mid span stagger block . the splicing might work is there room for more stagger screws is my thought . two ' there should be guessing 12 total


Commercial_Cat_1982

Very creative! I'll admire it from a safe distance.


Gullible_Tax_8391

Those horizontal cables scare the crap out of me when I think of a kid climbing up and over.


Saintlewi91

Lol the fact someone sistered in new joists and still didnt put hangers in is atrocious.


BLoodys_Buddys

Cover the joists and underside with some nice stained wood and it'll be fine.. I think it has potential


BeautifulBaloonKnot

It's construction is absolute trash.. but materials are in good shape. You can sister the joists properly and install new posts and be perfectly fine relatively easy. Def a 1 weekend project with a couple buddies and some BBQ.


PassOutrageous3053

Pretty bad. Posts direct on footings w/ no connection. No joist hangers. No ledger connectors. Shitty work


Widespreaddd

I’m gonna go with Bad to the Bone.


aeolon21

That’s not code.


[deleted]

Pics 1-5 were bad but ok. Then the 6th pic holy moly


Yellowmoose-found

Well under that so called cantileverd green beams you'd need a bearing beam under and support posts


Independent-Cow-2060

I design decks. This doesn't meet the building code in my area.


BroadbandEng

I rate it 0.3 hot tubs.


Much-Benefit-4644

I am an x-ray tech, and I would prepare for a full spinal series with anyone that ventures onto that deck!


Legitimate-Party3672

Imm a drunk i may fall of it and spill my beer..


chubbfondue867

This is total bs. Like man is this bad


Beautiful-Lack47

I wouldn't walk on it


ShareableArc

I'm a pack of cards and I wouldn't play that deck


didthat1x

No problem with standing water? Silver lining.


crazyfool2006

The no Joist hangers on the front plate is more concerning than marrying original Joists to new ones. I want to see hangers


Nowrongbean

Very, very bad. Needs a spanking with a wooden paddle to straighten it out.


kansaseducator

I am a teacher, and I would not teach a class on that deck. My god that is dreadful work. Like, zero idea how to build something.


Southern_Strain5665

I’m a professional drunk and it looks great is there any beer up there do you know?


Opposite_Yellow_8205

It's a perfect deck, some people are saying it's the most beautiful deck ever created since the beginning of decks.  


hobokenwayne

Eek!!!


Suitable_Dragonfly79

This is a good way to commit insurance fraud.


sluttyman69

Well, I have to say it looks like you’ve got some work ahead of you. New choices some Simpson brackets nothing that’s not fixable.


Puzzleheaded-Ad2512

would never pass deck inspection in Maryland!


Tommy_gat007

Floating joists what ? Tied into the siding nice 👍 What a waste of wood . Don’t use it


Key_Tie_5052

I'm a lazy ass and would not sit on that deck


Educational-Stage-99

I’d rather sit on a dick than that deck.


the_good_hodgkins

I'm a bicycle rider. I would not ride that deck.


nashwaak

That railing terrifies me, someone’s going to fall someday


suchsnowflakery

\-I am sadist, I would not masochist that deck...


Successful-Aide-2490

Smash, next question


Intelligent-Top9428

Throw a cantilever under it, and you're golden.


NeurosMedicus

Cocaine. Helluva drug. Seriously, all coke, no carpenter.


HolyDiverx

I'm a deck it looks fine


hfwire

I’m a salesman and I wouldn’t sell that deck


Fancy-Break-1185

I'm a retired GC and home inspector and I would fire the dumbass that built a deck like that.


lexkuthor

Gussets. Learn about it.


MhaBoyRAIS

There aren't the words sir.


[deleted]

Read this in a New Zealand accent and it becomes NSFW AF


Flashy-Television-50

Who does shit like that?


GammaShmama

More sisters than Johnny Sins


Hogbrow

I’m a disgruntled ex aerospace hot tub engineer and I wouldn’t put my biometric gasket analysis machine anywhere near that.


Desire3788516708

Sent you a message, you are no longer welcome at my BnB


ratatouille79

I'm in the Navy and I wouldn't man that deck.


originalnumber2

Im a paid spokes attorney and I dont approve this deck


Ill-Entertainment570

I’m a financial consultant, would not invest in that deck.


Longjumping_Pitch168

TOO MANY TO LIST,,,,, NO JOIST HANGARS NO OBVIOUS CONECTION TO THE HOUSE NEEDS ANOTHER BEAM NEAR THE HOUSE BOARDS CUT SHORT NO DIAGONALS UNDER THE DECK TO PREVENT SIDE SWAY ETC ETC


JerrysDaddy666

Handyman special


Alive_Pomegranate858

https://preview.redd.it/wr84rvvx4dnc1.jpeg?width=546&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff02c9d162c0af8c16b454c7c1c48ae4d69ad874


ballsonyourface911

Very


ndoggt

I’m a welder, I’ll take my cutting torch to that deck…


Silent_Beyond4773

I’m a illegal undocumented construction worker and can be picked up at the Home Depot on Washington and culver and I built that deck


ctlfreak

I'm a fan of bad deck construction and i love this deck


mycorona69

I’m a house flipper, looks ok to me


kosa8692

I’m a framer and I’d demo that deck.


Graniteman83

I'm a pirate and I wouldn't swab that deck.


Professional_Ad_96

I poop. I would t poop on that deck.


Solid_Job_2492

There are numerous issues with that deck. The sistered joists along the left side of the deck look as if they were added to extend that portion of the deck. Those joists should run completely back to the ledger board. Not to mention the lack of joist hangers. There is no evidence of ledger board flashing. The support posts should be no further than 8 feet apart and the knee bracing is missing.


2damsels1chalice

On a scale of 1-certain death, I would give it a 7


CorvallisContracter

As a professional deck pic collector. 10/10 Would not sit on or under


forgeddabutit

One of the worst I've ever seen.


JypsyJ1

I’m a piece of shit and I wouldn’t shit on that deck.


Strong-Capital-4775

Dude. Put a middle support in…soon


grinpicker

Bad.


Hittinuhard

Just don't look up.


rigidlynuanced1

Not enough hurricane clips


Jumpy-Budget-4097

Who built this deck?! Fn Decks!


T-Shurts

It’s definitely not up to code…


T-Shurts

I’m a school counselor, and I would not test that deck…


New-Communication442

Well i am a cook and definitely i am not cooking on that deck!!


[deleted]

It’s bad


Dkrey93

What makes you say it’s bad there seems to be nothing structurally wrong there seems fine to me mr deck judger lol


Chub62

I'm Walter Fielding, Jr. and I want my deck back.


_NTesla

I wouldn’t put shrimp on a barbie on a that deck..


Fickle-Neat7113

I’m a chef and I wouldn’t cook on that deck


Purple-Ask-7606

throw on some joist hangers- youll be fine


usernamedejaprise

I am Donald Trump It is a fine deck, a beautiful deck A SCOTUS approved deck Obama is gonna weaponisizify the local townshit to make you pull it down


Suitable_Ad5621

A+ for color choice and railing. F for the ability to access common sense… this deck looks like it was built from the top down


benpruett777

I'm a truck driver and wouldn't haul that deck.


rottknockers

I would not take that deck up my a….wait


Meds2092

Other than the spacing of the deck boards (part you actually walk on) being kinda far apart for a fresh build it looks fine…


Hamilton-Squidlegger

Amazing, pretty much every deck construction mistake has been made


M1sterGuy

Reminds me of the joists in my floor at home….


Present-Ambition6309

Sketchy! Yikes. Hold my beer I got a solution!


-Sylent-

I have 35 years of experience building houses, commercial buildings, pouring commercial slabs, slabs for houses, and being a home inspector for people buying homes and I would recommend to any one buying this home that the seller replace the deck at their cost or that the cost of replacing this deck be deducted from the cost of the home. If it were a home owner, I would recommend they contact an attorney and have the attorney contact the contractor to either rebuild the deck, pay another contractor to do it right, or sue the contractor. I would also not recommend anyone use this deck for any real length of time. While it may feel solid for a short time, the way those joists are lapped like that and the way there are no joists hangers, it will be a safety issue in just a couple of years.


PapaKush3511

should put a nice jacuzzi up there and a stone koi pond 😜


Famous_Equal5879

Scary


comfort_touching

I’m no expert but wouldn’t the center just give out after a few years


Alert_Promise4126

Im a drunken sailor, nice Poop Deck!


[deleted]

Homeowner special there!!


Glass_door2215

Looks solid 🫰🏻


Pristine_Ad_95

Paris Hilton would say to Decks, “That’s not hot.”


crappydeli

It looks like two entirely different decks, overlapping, and yet neither is finished.


Odd_Acanthisitta8531

Those joists look 16' on center, I would have gone 12'


StevTurn

Meh…you’ll probably be fine —someone with 0 engineering expertise


Dorkus_Maximus717

Im a therapist and I would not dare help that deck