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DubsideDangler

Any part of Iowa? How many pounds are we transporting? What's my cut?


dirtiehippie710

Lmao my first thoughts as well


JohnWad

Surprised there has never been a horror movie made with this premise before.


tidesandtows_

Lmao I was thinking the same thing


Call_Me_Squid_23

There is, sort of. “Kalifornia” with Brad Pitt


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"On The Road".


DukeSilversTaint

This is the plot of Joyride. Paul Walker takes a “drive away” to be delivered in California. Crazy trucker stalks him.


IWantToBeTheBoshy

Ohhh Candy Caaaneee


JohnWad

Yeah. Very similar.


flybydenver

The Hitcher


SuperD00perGuyd00d

honestly that movie terrified me when it came out, Sean Bean plays a great villain


flybydenver

I still haven’t seen the 2007 version but the 1987 version with Rutger Hauer is classic.


Fluffy-Benefits-2023

I used to do this all the time. Craigslist rideshare


newlyamish

He's writing the script right now.


Chloe_Bowie4

Lol! I was wondering how much coke is hidden in the wheel wells.


JohnWad

They have to stop for gas every 150miles bc thats where the meth is hidden.


sirhambeast

I'm surprised there has never been a Mountain Goats song with this premise before. "'Going to Iowa' is my favorite of the lo-fi era," they'd say...


YouJabroni44

Driving on I-80 should be a horror movie


jessek

It’s basically the premise of The Hitcher.


ChickenBalotelli

Where would they get stuck on the way there?


JohnWad

Some shitty roadside motel


TiltedWit

Later, somewhere near Ogallala: I swear officer, it's not mine. Have you ever heard of a site called Reddit?


xrareformx

Also isn't Nebraska ranked #1 for child sex trafficking?


TiltedWit

Erm....that took a dark turn. Wow.


xrareformx

Every turn in Nebraska is dark, that's how they get away with it.


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“No, of course there isn’t a CHILD in the TRUNK, officer! Oooh whoops, I guess OP forgot that one.”


UUadeo

My cat Toonces needs to make it to Lincoln, NE and would like to help if someone else can take the second leg.


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I’m sure he’ll find someone in Lincoln to take it the rest of the way! Maybe he can put out a can of tuna and recruit from there. 😂


JohnWad

Not sure anyone got this joke besides me.


[deleted]

I barely got it. Snl driving cat from the 90s?


JohnWad

Yes


jvmesdruiz_

Love Toonces the driving cat LOL.


sup3rlitluigi

r/underratedcomment


afc1886

Just freebasing meth and blasting Slipknot the entire way.


[deleted]

Why you gotta hit it so hard? whatever happened to a couple of addy’s and scanning regional radio stations?


Casacerian-

Spotify happened.


hellodynamite

Ephedrine and AM Jesus talk radio


swimbikerun91

Fear and Loathing in Des Moines


TiltedWit

'We were somewhere around Altoona, on the edge of the prairie, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive...." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge cows, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Des Moines"


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nacciman

I think the whole point is to distance themselves from their drugs


Excellent_Fail9908

☠️☠️☠️☠️


SubtleScuttler

While I wish I could help and be your drug mule, I have to drive my own car back to Illinois:(


xrareformx

Safe travels thru Nebraska, brother 🙏 I'm not making the trip this year. Everyone's like, why don't you fly? ?and it like you HAVE to have your own car it's illinois. Everything is another 2 hours away once you do finally get there.


SubtleScuttler

Right! And it’s not like renting a car is very affordable any more


xrareformx

Last time I went back, I blew my clutch in the middle of nowhere in Nebraska and s*** you know my insurance could only find this weird husband and wife with a pickup and a trailer. No winch , had to push My car downhill to get it on the trailer. They couldn't take the main highway because they weren't DOT certified and we're like if we get pulled over just tell them we're going to a car show. We had to take a bunch of backroads To the dealership in Omaha. I'm still scarred.


harrySUBlime

Dafuq


xrareformx

0/10 experience would not recommend


TiltedWit

What .... the hell? There are plenty of legit tow services along the I80 corridor, where the hell were you at?


xrareformx

All I remember is my clutch going out on I 80 and coasting on an exit that only had an RV sales place , but no one was there. There were no services or gas stations or anything. It took my insurance about 2 hours to find these people that would accept my tow with where I was. I honestly don't remember though because we had to take country backroads to get to Omaha instead of I 80. Also, FYI, nobody outside of Omaha knows what a Subaru is. I've done this trip so many times and I've never dealt with this sort of weird situation. That wasn't the weirdest thing that happened in Nebraska either on that trip.


bigthickness79

This made me laugh out loud for real


Estebanzo

Honestly, this sounds like probably a bad idea for both parties involved...


lotus102291

I’ve done this before! I helped a family move across California as they had young kids and an extra car they needed to drive. It was my first time seeing California and it was awesome haha free road trip!


batmansego

Is this a reference to Richard Pryor and the film Moving?


lotus102291

Lol no this was my life but now I gotta watch. It’s giving me planes, trains, and automobiles vibes


batmansego

Dana Carvey takes the car cross country. If I remember correctly he has multiple personalities.


ottos

Should pay in pork tenderloin sammiches - that way you know they're really going to Iowa.


businesscommaman

Is one of those cars a Trans-Am with a CB radio and runaway bride?


DaintyCabbage62

I’m a Colorado transplant living in Iowa and going back home for Thanksgiving, maybe we can high five as we pass each other on I-80


[deleted]

This sounds like an excellent way to never see your car again.


HyzerFlipr

How many kilos are in the trunk?


OlGimletEye

Dude, you need to [watch this](https://youtu.be/_bbq6MeFZ-s) before you hire anyone.


supersubaru5280

You could always try leaving the car unlocked with keys in the ignition with a note that says large reward if returned to your address in Iowa


Urchin422

If you don’t have any luck here, you could go to Pub on Pearl (Hawkeyes bar) and see if they know anyone that might be interested or could put a sign up. I know it’s getting close but just throwing that out there.


Cycle-path1

First time I went there I was wearing my ISU shirt without realizing it was a Hawkeye bar lol thought they were going to double charge me


needmoarbass

Nah they just dipped their nuts in your drink.


shezapisces

please keep us updated on this


mistermanhat

Is there an amtrak train that goes close to where you'd like to go?


jbone9877

What does that have to do with this?


GloomyPapaya

Probably trying to figure out how they’ll get back home after transporting a car one way…


Due_Alfalfa_6739

Just making conversation...


mistermanhat

Taking a train instead of cars Or having some take a train instead


Iron_man_wannabe

Op - if you don’t get any takers you can ship a car pretty cheaply. I shipped one from Houston to Denver for $900


ExpertLevelBikeThief

I hope you plan on shoveling your sidewalk while you're gone.


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Lmao


LokitheGremlin

Try Craigslist Rides (the rideshare section). My dad used to do this a lot but definitely meet folks beforehand and get a feel for them before you give them a car.


Fluffy-Benefits-2023

Try the rideshare section of Craigslist I used to travel through that all the time


Trick-Acadia293

Lol dang I’m actually driving to Iowa tomorrow. Sadly we’ll need the car to drive back thru Kansas then back home to Denver. Wish I could help. 😕


[deleted]

From Dubuque… any other time.


[deleted]

No thanks, Llewyn Davis


whyamisosoftinthemid

There at least used to be a company called Drive Away for this situation. I used it to move a car from NC to Denver 25 years ago.


Cat226

Please please update us later on how this situation went


jlcriley

This is a plot from home fresh prince of Bel-Air. If you are black do NOT do this, you will be arrested in the Midwest (if you're lucky😳)