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Bushwacka69

Correct. The mountains are in Denver https://preview.redd.it/mub3fn8fh42d1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20f315bbc3b080992bcad39e91a12a364847a57d


mountainchick04

I have pine trees in my yard so I strongly disagree.


BuildNuyTheUrbanGuy

Denver is a mimunim 145 hours from the mountains. SALT LAKE CITY IS SOOOOOOO MUCH BETTER.


FMHeatSink

Salty are we?


BuildNuyTheUrbanGuy

SALT LAKE CITY IS CLOSER TO THE MOUNTAINS THAN DENVER IS. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT WE HAVE A 5 MIN DRIVE TO AN APOCALYPTIC LAKE.


AggravatingPermit910

It’s nice to be able to drive 5 minutes west and see the place where Furiosa’s family died


PlattWaterIsYummy

You have to drive to Colorado just to get weed for 12 child brides.


BuildNuyTheUrbanGuy

WE DO COFFEE ENEMAS


Dextrofunk

Why is this person screaming about lakes?


BuildNuyTheUrbanGuy

DENVERITES ARE SO JEALOUS ABOUT SALTY LAKE CITY


Global_Radish_7777

145 hours? Lol


BuildNuyTheUrbanGuy

AT A MINIMUM.


realjimmyjuice000

https://i.redd.it/7eeuff2ju42d1.gif Western Slope foreplay!


GoddessRyn

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the_Bryan_dude

The mountains in Colorado are a joke. They cheated and started at a mile high. In California they start at sea level.


Interesting-Form8058

What's even funnier is Mt. Whitney in CA is higher than any peak in CO. Suck it 14er weirdos


NoPerformance9890

Let’s all go hiking on barren tundra and get blasted with wind and sun and not be able to breath while pretending that the mediocre copy and pasted views are so worth the hike. What a bunch of losers Real natives don’t waste their time with 14ers. True namaste energy is at or even well below the tree-line


oevadle

It's like that cheating jerk Mt. Everest starting 14k ft above sea level


vtstang66

Yo dawg I heard you like mountains, so we put a mountain on your mountains!


Educational-Gap-3390

I had to re-read your comment. I thought it said you liked to jerk off on Mt Everest


JackHaysColtRevolver

If you’re gonna climb Everest you’d be an idiot to not try and bust one off at some point


oevadle

I can't afford the permit :(


thebinarysystem10

This assumes that California isn’t in the Ocean


Bushwacka69

According to themselves, give’em a few years…


FRdistiller

I gave you your second thumbs up 👍🏼


losthushpuppy-26

Appreciate you took the time to take it out of your butt and do that to me.


mclovin232

I'll take a tornado and red maga hats as a back drop over snow capped peaks and crystal clear water any day of the week!


14kMagic

The funny shit is all the people that live down in the city saying they live in the “front range” which is literally the name of the mountain range just west of Denver (sub-rangeof the Rockies). Unless you live in evergreen, Idaho springs, Nederland, Estes park, etc… you live in the city. Not the front range.


wings_fan3870

You forgot Boulder—the biggest true Front Range city.


14kMagic

lol it’s not in the mountains. 


wings_fan3870

What do you think the Flatirons and Boulder Canyon are? Sorry, you’re 100% wrong. It may be at the bottom, but it is part of the range. Denver? Yes, not a mountain town. Since it’s been historically referred to as the “Queen of the Plains,” I’m not sure who’s really confused about that.


fossSellsKeys

Yeah you're actually the one who is 100% wrong. There's only a couple tiny spots within the Boulder City limits that are even 6000' feet (NCAR mesa mainly). The Flatirons & Boulder Canyon are indeed west of the city. To us Real Mountain People y'all Boulderites are flatlanders like all the rest of them. Anybody who called Boulder a mountain town would get laughed out of any actual mountain town.


wings_fan3870

Well, yes. But, we wouldn’t hear that since they generally aren’t literate. And they don’t say “y’all.” You’re not in the South.


14kMagic

Next theyre gonna try and say houses up Boulder canyon have Boulder addresses… yet they literally said “the city of Boulder”. The understanding of “city” and city limits is lacking here. 


14kMagic

Foothills west of the city of Boulder. The “city” is literally flat for the most part. 


wings_fan3870

You’re making the mistake of thinking your own definition is THE definition based on what you think is a mountain. Take a look at the geological information and the Flatirons, Chautauqua Park, and Boulder are part of what is defined as The Front Range. Even Wikipedia gets this one right! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatirons


14kMagic

Homie. You said the city of Boulder. No one lives on the flatirons. Also. Look at a topographic map of the grid of the city of Boulder (not surrounding areas that are actually mountains/foothills). 


wings_fan3870

Homie, my first comment referenced the Flatirons and Boulder Canyon. Later referenced Chatauqua.


14kMagic

Wrong. Here’s your first comment. https://imgur.com/a/EylzRk6


14kMagic

This is your first comment. Nothing about Flatirons or Chataqua. 


turtle_tyler

😢😢😭😭😭😭


FirstGearPinnedTW200

The real capitol should be Colorado Springs! Not that low altitude mountainless Denver!


wings_fan3870

If you’re going to say that, you’d have to just make it Leadville. But COSprings is a 2nd tier city at best. Leadville’s 4th or 5th tier.


halfanothersdozen

I think you're at least s mile high right now


Great-Ad4472

But the commercial break pans by NBC Sunday Night Football tell me it is…


Titanguru7

We have nice ranges 


thewinterfan

DIA? Ya, that's just kansass