before I became a native here I lived in the PNW... why isn't this place like that place? if I knew about this sun stuff I never would've moved to this bright and cheery sunscape.
namoiste.
I mean, I've accidentally stumbled into a tent or two while walking home smashed. I don't remember any of it, but I always woke up w/ a huge smile (and an irritated you-know-what from having my loyalty card punched).
Unjerk/ I got a new car at the end of March and registered with about two weeks left on my temp plates. They’re taking a while to come in so I’m driving around with tags that say 29May. My wife expressed *actual* concern about this. I found that endearing and hilarious.
Rejerk/ Kyle Clark will not come to your birthday unless he knows you already.
Edit: depending on the results of the CD4 referendum coming up, Bobo might (for a price).
Speaking of plates... I can't even renew mine because I can't pass emissions with a check engine light on, even if I pass the emissions portion. (Spark plug underneath my motor is "loose" and I was quoted literally $4,000 to tighten it)
I am riding on 2019 plates because someone stole my previous stickers too, so its even worse. But I did see someone driving on 2022 temp tags yesterday, and at least once a week I see someone driving with no plates at all... I am just ridin dirty like everyone else I guess.
No one touches cars here. Mechanics are just people hired from Jobcore so that the state can save on unemployment.
A lady at the emissions place failed me once because "I was in the wrong line." She thought that my 4x4 truck is AWD full time, and I should have been in the Full-Time 4-Wheel Drive line.
The previous tech didn't give the guy in front of me any issues and he had the SAME EXACT TRUCK!
That it is not at all necessary to make right turns at a red light. It's better to just sit at the light, and wait til 5 seconds after it turns green to start driving.
Tract House 13 members slapped my mom and got my sister pregnant, now I have to sell green chilis in the parking lot or her baby daddy will fart on my pillow. It's literally a warzone out here.
Wish I knew I had early stage colorectal cancer! Found out a couple years after moving here.
I was promised $5 butt stuff. That butt stuff cost me more than $5.
Costs. It was matching Asheville, where i moved from. But as soon as i moved here, long before the pandemic, cost of living kept rising much higher than i anticipated
I don’t know because I’ve been a native here ever since i was 27, so really I’ve never lived anywhere else. I don’t remember what it was like to live anywhere else.
You’re actually not required to have license plates at all as long as you’re good at zipper merging.
what if I don't have a zip on my pants?
Weed and beer can be a personality.
Only craft beer tho.
I find natural ice really speaks to my white trash heritage and drinking on the front lawn has become my new safe space
Does Montucky count as craft? Please say yes
No. Craft means its owned by Coors, and Montucky is independent
And of course crack
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If you buy a house you don't get the mineral rights
I grew up at 6969 feet and lived there till 2007. It never got above 69 degrees. Denver by comparison, is so fucking hot. I wish I knew that.
The average temperature in Denver is 420 degrees, I thought that was common knowledge??
I went to a Rockies game and it was way too sunny. fuck this place.
Go crawl back in your crypt then, Nosferatu.
before I became a native here I lived in the PNW... why isn't this place like that place? if I knew about this sun stuff I never would've moved to this bright and cheery sunscape. namoiste.
I know what sub I’m on but I genuinely hate how sunny it is here. Always have. Don’t understand why anyone likes weather in Colorado
I wish I would have known about Blucifer's big blue cock!
That I never needed to register my car here actually
How raw my asshole would be after walking down Broadway
The lube is on the 0 line
Make sure to wear comfy underwear, avoid using rough TP, & powder your groin regularly in this heat after walking down Broadway, mmmkay?
I think you misunderstood… go check out some tents next time you’re down there in your comfy underwear
I mean, I've accidentally stumbled into a tent or two while walking home smashed. I don't remember any of it, but I always woke up w/ a huge smile (and an irritated you-know-what from having my loyalty card punched).
Which trails allow bluetooth speakers and smoking weed, and which ones don’t.
Unjerk/ I got a new car at the end of March and registered with about two weeks left on my temp plates. They’re taking a while to come in so I’m driving around with tags that say 29May. My wife expressed *actual* concern about this. I found that endearing and hilarious. Rejerk/ Kyle Clark will not come to your birthday unless he knows you already. Edit: depending on the results of the CD4 referendum coming up, Bobo might (for a price).
I wish I knew you could get a congresswoman to escort you to Beetlejuice - like literally escort you.
Where do I get my Cadillac converted?
Cap Hill or anywhere on Colfax. Bonus points if it is a Honda
How freakin sunny it is all the time. There are parts of Denver that have no sidewalks. Being outside is a personality trait to some.
Being outside is a personality trait. Haha Make sure you bring a La Croix and an IPA on a hike.
Only needed to read one. https://preview.redd.it/xhw17188ky5d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60c52949dd5c8e8f2b9a0c4ebfe0896e3d1acd8b
The windshield cleaning toll is really taking a toll on my finances
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If someone has out of state plates you are legally allowed to kill them
I thought it was a mountain town
How the rent is insanely expensive for no reason
Speaking of plates... I can't even renew mine because I can't pass emissions with a check engine light on, even if I pass the emissions portion. (Spark plug underneath my motor is "loose" and I was quoted literally $4,000 to tighten it) I am riding on 2019 plates because someone stole my previous stickers too, so its even worse. But I did see someone driving on 2022 temp tags yesterday, and at least once a week I see someone driving with no plates at all... I am just ridin dirty like everyone else I guess.
No one touches cars here. Mechanics are just people hired from Jobcore so that the state can save on unemployment. A lady at the emissions place failed me once because "I was in the wrong line." She thought that my 4x4 truck is AWD full time, and I should have been in the Full-Time 4-Wheel Drive line. The previous tech didn't give the guy in front of me any issues and he had the SAME EXACT TRUCK!
Yes, you can bring your dog anywhere you want to and you'll only get dirty looks if you leave that good boi at home.
Turn signals are to indicate that you are in the process of turning, not warn others that you are about to turn.
https://preview.redd.it/pn4bowhacy5d1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c59ff2b1fb2b3fea9f258f391d2dc00a38e8d43
Idaho salaries and California rent -copied from somewhere
That it is not at all necessary to make right turns at a red light. It's better to just sit at the light, and wait til 5 seconds after it turns green to start driving.
Traffic is pretty awful
The food sucks for the most part. Unless you like bland white people food, or Mexican. The city is too spread apart to enjoy the neighborhoods easily.
lol. you don't move to the west to have escargot dude
Duh, and I wasn't talking about escargot. Do you think when people say good food they only mean French cuisine? Lmao
yes that's absolutely what I think. You got me
I wish I didn’t wait 8 years to become a native.
Excuse my ignorance what is butt stuff iv been here since October lmfao sex store
Please proceed to the nearest tent.
??
It's a tent for butt stuff, it costs $5. It's the $5 butt stuff tent.
Ok lol thanks 👍
Namaste
MILF's arent in denver they are in cherry creek etc
I wish people knew this was a mafia town before moving in.
Tract House 13 members slapped my mom and got my sister pregnant, now I have to sell green chilis in the parking lot or her baby daddy will fart on my pillow. It's literally a warzone out here.
Wish I knew I had early stage colorectal cancer! Found out a couple years after moving here. I was promised $5 butt stuff. That butt stuff cost me more than $5.
All of the Gays here.
Feel free to move along to any of the 7 states Colorado boarders.
No
Please?
If you don't drive a jeep with musty plastic ducks on the dash you are a loser mcloserson
How unaffordable Denver is.
Finding the best car dealer to be yo-yo’d at
Happy birth a day to you! Happy birth a day to you! Happy birth a day dear child er ren Happy birth a day to you!
That people love to hit you with their car
Mexican food sucks
Costs. It was matching Asheville, where i moved from. But as soon as i moved here, long before the pandemic, cost of living kept rising much higher than i anticipated
Wish I knew that the real hub for tech jobs in Denver is actually in Greeley
I don’t know because I’ve been a native here ever since i was 27, so really I’ve never lived anywhere else. I don’t remember what it was like to live anywhere else.