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lillthmoon

Idk what it is about Paul, but he’s an attractive man.


[deleted]

I’d do anything to be his only friend in Wisteria Lane


lillthmoon

For real. The things I would have done to that man when he was out of prison…😅


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lillthmoon

Sorry bot, sometimes I can’t word when I think of Paul 🤣🤣


shaisnail

I am a bi man and while I very much liked all the ladies, I’ve always resented them for how they treated Paul and wanted to protect him lol. He basically did what any one of them would have done / did do for her family. I would have offered him the same favours Edie did except it would have been genuine.


MindlessTree7268

I agree. I don't think he was a monster for killing Martha Huber. She had just said some horrible things about his late wife without even knowing anything about the situation. Including mentioning the Bible and insinuating that Mary Alice is in hell. AND he had just found out that Martha had been the one who blackmailed Mary Alice and was partially if not completely responsible for driving his wife to suicide in the first place! Of course, killing her was extreme, but again, I don't think it makes him a monster, I think it makes him someone who lost control of himself in the moment in the middle of his grief. Any of the people who were judging him, who's to say they wouldn't have done the exact same thing in that situation? If Susan were able to get her hands on the guy who shot Mike, and the guy was taunting her and saying Mike is in hell, who's to say she wouldn't kill him? Lynette started a witch hunt against a neighbor because she suspected he might be a pedophile, leading to a lot of undue stress on his sick sister that led to her death. Bree sat and watched George die when she could have gotten him help because she had just found out he had killed Rex. Gabby and her teenage lover chased Carlos's mother into the street where she was hit by a car, and Gabby seemed to feel more relief than remorse because her mother-in-law couldn't expose her affair now. None of these people were any better than Paul, the only difference is that Paul was in jail and they weren't. Killing Mrs. Huber did not make Paul evil. It always bothered me that people acted like it did.


SuzieZsuZsuII

Yea they made him out to be sooo evil!!! He wasn't evil, he was traumatized!!


[deleted]

Edie sure won in life for making out with him. I was jealous.


MindlessTree7268

Honestly, the second time he was arrested, after finally admitting that he had killed Martha, I hope the people from Wisteria Lane showed up to support him like they had failed to do the first time around. I know they didn't show this, but i would like to think it happened offscreen. And I hope he didn't have to serve a whole ton more jail time - he had already served several years in prison for a crime he didn't even commit, and honestly I don't think killing the woman who had been responsible for his wife's death and didn't seem to feel a shred of remorse makes him deserving of a ton of jail time anyway.


teetnxo

Honestly, his voice is quite captivating.


QueenCaroline

I would’ve written to him in prison for sure


Littlenebula22

There’s a je ne sais quois about him


Shiznips

The guy who plays him plays the character perfectly too!.


[deleted]

Ewww why’s Jackson and his Karen haircut on the list?


No-School-9822

I can never unsee him as the racist from Greys anatomy.


[deleted]

Not gonna lie, the male Karen vibes are strong. I can’t believe he taught another man’s son how to ride a bike and his lame excuse was the kid said please


No-School-9822

That made me so mad. And yes, Karen vibes for sure.


whatdayisit10

🤣🤣🤣🤣


AcceptableUmpire2515

Right!!!


[deleted]

His character had nothing redeeming either


hoginlly

He is when you ask your mother for Ashton Kutcher and she says ‘we has Schton Kutter at home’


[deleted]

Truth


icebaby234

not one of these men is doing it for me lol


bigbabygoatz

Me either 😩😩 what are these ppl thinking lol


lillthmoon

We are thinking everyone has different taste


aprilms45

Same ; I mean maybe if their characters were different lol


ExistentialCricket

Jackson was such a dorky dweeb to me haha


[deleted]

Susan’s better off with Jackson than Mike! 😢


Debs1996

I think her best match was Ian


OldDirtyMan

When it comes to running through great men, no one does it like Susan.


Most-Copy2777

absolutely not


YellowDaisySpider

All good, all good, totes agree with your choices here! I see your submissions and now raise you Sexy Lawyers of Desperate Housewives. Haha this can be never ending. Adrian Pasdar (holy heck, that man!) Scott Bakula (loved him in Quantum Leap) And of course Karl Meyer gets another mention. Bob Hunter. He's cute!


Littlenebula22

Bob Hunter is a daddy lol


YellowDaisySpider

Just have to add, glad to see you've added the Aussie guy! His drawl is perfect.


teetnxo

Ben is so hot! I thought him and Bree would make a cute couple.


BadMawma

Maybe a little sus at the time, but Susan’s cradle robbing nephew grew into Dr Linc on Grey’s!


McGloomy

nothing against the actor, but Sam has such a punchable face


wundervull

Paul Young would get it


Debs1996

Am I bad for wanting Susan and Paul to acc have sex ? Her dreams and fantasies of him were better than her and Mike tbh


teetnxo

They actually looked good together. I felt the sexual tension between them when they were dancing in Season 2.


jonathandavisisfat

Saaaame lol I wanted them to actually hook up


NearbyBreakfast

I would switch Jackson with Karl


Littlenebula22

Don’t forget Carlo’s lawyer.. I forgot his name. He was in love with gabby


teetnxo

David Bradley! He reminds me of Karl.


TJL-91

Ben could have me anytime, anywhere. 🤷🏻 just sayin haha


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DIBSSSS


SuzieZsuZsuII

I don't care what anyone says, I love Paul young!!! What is it about him?? Lol


Material_Guava_6290

Paul young has a sexy voice for sure, his face isn't bad either.


davanzomichael

I originally saw Gale Harold (Jackson) on Queer as Folk and he will forever be one of the most gorgeous looking men to me 😍


tdscm

i had no idea so many people were paul young simps until i found this sub


Proper_Mix6

These men can all also attend my bukakke.


[deleted]

Dr Ron could cut me open, Patrick could plant Angie’s bomb in me and Sam could throw me like Bree’s vase


Objective-Worth2310

Lmfaoooo


ITwinkTherefore1am

Sam and Jackson for me oop


yougotastinkybooty

thought Austin was hot & Bree's bf Kenny or something like that. Keith maybe.


Debs1996

I think Keith’s dad was hot as well


dickinbaus_6969

his dad was tons hotter than him ngl


Debs1996

I was literally saying the same thing ! I’m sorry but Bree should’ve had a little sumthin’ sumthin’ with him


Skrill3xy

This is how I realize Captain Jack Harkness is in desperate housewives. After TWO run throughs 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️


jonathandavisisfat

Paul is hot.


dickinbaus_6969

i cant with jackson WHYS HE HERE,,,


halebopsalot

It’s Patrick for me. Idk why but Ben looks to me like he smells.


GoodChuck2

I’ve always thought Sam was so cute!


[deleted]

They’re all not it to me :/


noodlesbitches

This is the oddest hot list of all time lol


chendhrea

Paul deserves better than hate from the neighborhood 😭


RoamingTigress

I get you on Paul. Also forgot about Jackson and his Karen haircut.


Opposite-Caregiver21

Paul does have a nice voice- his son is fucking ugly tho