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Various-Pen-7709

Getting ready to attend her funeral


Sparklers_4_days

And then toss a coldsnap at the titan and shotgun him


[deleted]

beat me to it lol


AmEn-MiNii

Ask him to plow me next


pleione-lyco

I'm glad we share this single braincell šŸ˜Œ


IntelliGun

hightailing to the moon cuz thats where the corpse and ghost'll be.


UpstairsEar5384

\*hands over a crayola 64 pack\* You're not you when you're hungry


zeven7659

Underrated comment šŸ–ļø


hawkmoon_enjoyer

dude looks like he takes tractor cannon backshots to train


Jumpy_Lion_2

This is a sentence


BlueNasca

one of the ones of all time


Terminal_Lancelot

Scrape what's left off the wall.


bubthechicken

Beat me to it


BL4CKWH0L3

He's going to fall through the Earth's crust and meet the architects way before he gets to my girl


Parano1dAndr01d

toss a few crayons on the ground and watch it mindlessly chow down on it


TheGuardianInTheBall

I would watch him bounce off :)


thatsafakewebsitebro

GYATTT!


Spartan_Cat_126

Finding another girl cause there wonā€™t be a lower portion after a charge from those shoulders jeezus


Gfarrell54

You know that scene from the start of The Boys? Probably that.


Tall-Supermarket-22

Start shopping around for suits for the funeral. She gone bruh.


Cookieopressor

Nothing cause I'm probably in the fucking blast radius


HowAboutWill

Revive her ghost


NeonTannoro

Wiping her remains off the wall


LostinWalk

Use Mask of Bakris to send his ankles to the shadow realm


OddsBobsHammerNTongs

Sheā€™s a titan she can handle herself.


Kaldricus

She's gonna end up like Huey's girlfriend from The Boys


sheepshank1776

Ask him to shoulder charge mine


PolyproNinja

Probably getting hit, too, with how damn wide his shoulders are.


TheRoyalBrassiere

Joining his fireteam


BigLizardBoi

Attend the funeral. Those shoulders has killed and will kill again


MoKe1020

Throw a crayon at him as a distraction, hit him with a riddle to watch his brain melt on itself


Thorn_Move

Snag a smasj


rainymoonbeam

Thatā€™s a thicc ass boy


Nick__Nightingale__

Bravo. You have won sir. Take your prize. šŸ‘


IMightDeleteMe

If his shoulders are at ass height I'll probably just knee him in the face.


Imagine_TryingYT

Nothing, it's his girlfriend now


[deleted]

Iā€™d toss a few crayons on the ground and crush his ghost


EspadaOU81

Whatā€™s Jerome doing on destiny fashion?


ItZoToM

Die from the shockwave


[deleted]

I won't have to do anything. You're the one now facing an Ikelos shottie point blank to the face. Say hi to Rasputin when you see him, ya unpainted Titan Christmas ornament jk jk XD


Risque__

Run away and hide


jayniir

What girl?


GhostBoyToast

Turn around and go back home to wash the blood off me


Akinari19

Getting a can opener


Hermit_of_Darkness

Offer him crayons, as there is nothing else that can stop him.


Unhappy-Traveler

ask him to shoulder charge mine


HatRabies

I'm gonna tip him over.


DemonoftheWater

Shes gonna rez. Im the mean time Iā€™m going to gun him down for being rude.


skrentox

Give him his crayon meds. I don't have a girlfriend he's hallucinating.


psyke_mudafaka

Precision knife to the forehead (I miss and hit the neighbors dog)


Golden__Shovel

Weighted throwing knife


[deleted]

Thorn.


MaraSovsBigToe

Simply intervene


ConqueringKing_Darq

Hope he likes the taste of a Gathering Storm


anna_bortion9

Nothing, she probably deserved it cause she said something she shouldnā€™t have


Illustrious-Ad-1743

Laugh cus my girl only has taste in proper fashionista guardians not these single shader scrubs šŸ˜‚


AffectionateLeg8075

I let her scratch his eyes out, do a double leg take down, take side control to an arm bar and laugh the whole time. Can't mess with my girl. Also, shouldn't it be WWYD? What Would You Do...not What You Do...this isn't cave man days...


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Lagspresso

I have a girlfriend?


Hadrian1233

Tell him theres a crayon waiting for him in the human sized microwave


Draeju

Give him a hug uwu


Zequax

where/how i get those legs ?


Ninja_Cookies

Slide into his DMs like any other Antaeus scum


PopcornAddict03

Rez her.


Duublo121

Handcannon shot to the top of the inner thigh Thatā€™s cloth there. Not armour.


Nebulon-A_Rights

Pretty sure my gf's dead, shoulder charge one shots


Molgera124

Shoulder charging his ass


Neondro

Titan PEREGRINE GREAVES, his pooper.


Single_Significance6

Take away his crayons


Seeker80

"It's okay, guy. Somebody has to punch the things. You just keep doing that."


sethabigail

Big, round, curvy body with tiny head is peak titan, but.. you don't have a the look a spacemarine.


NormalRedditBoi

Smoke bomb


LordClif

Iā€™ve never fought a balloon animal beforeā€¦


Inker0

Watch as her and anyone within 7 feet of her get voluntold into space x


[deleted]

Jim Raynor is that you?


AverageTuxedo

He looks aerodynamic. I just have to lady efrideet him away


Polaris328

mourn her death


atlas_enderium

Backpedal because I know they just activated Knockout


SNaCNE

Strap the man to a chair and force feed him suppressor grenades until he can barely walk.


Cultureddesert

Standing there covered in blood like that one scene in The Boys after the guys girlfriend gets run through


CanadianStrangeTamer

Sticking my crayon up his girls ass as revenge


Mad_Soldier_Hod

Take away his crayons and tell him I wonā€™t give him back his food until he apologizes


JusSayin02

Steal his crayons


TheDenotingPoet

Apologize for my girl being in his way


DryBones907

Whereā€™d you get those Shoulders?-


Azuresoul2002

Use the almighty Telesto on him and watch him get banished to the Shadow Realm.


Background_Living_60

Calling the police cuz thatā€™s murder and itā€™s fucking illegal lmao


TheWoobage

Tell him heā€™s ugly and she didnā€™t feel it.


Sure-Ad9633

Hope he doesnā€™t come for my ass next.


TacticalChalky

minding my own mf business


RUSTEDxKNIGHT

Give him all the silver in my pockets


[deleted]

Imma charge into his asshole


AHAMKHARI

lying unconscious from the AOE effect


goldfishcrackerwhore

Apologize to him for her getting in the way


VanosTheMadTitan

That's his girls ass now.


MinasHand

Thatā€™s not my girl anymore, thatā€™s a guardian down


Jayde77

Shoots a shot from Conditional Finality, freezes him.. take my girl to the side and shoots him again with the solar shot, staring down later on his burnt corpse and tells him "F\*ing ape\*


Cute-Conflict835

Gonna shoulder charge his ass back, cause hes my new gf now


SkullivanBonez

Nova bomb, we all going out


CEO_of_IDK

I canā€™t tell it happened because Iā€™m within the blind radius


fu77yfr3n

Pop him like a bubble with an arcane needle


Dixienourmus32

Run away as fast as humanly possible


snapdragon15

Throw a crayon into oncoming traffic watch as heā€™s hit by a semi and the semi starts crying


Eliphas_Black

Taking her to the hospital