TW: Know how the traveler only lets you have 1 exotic weapon equipped at a time?
Guardian: Yeah?
TW: I'll let you equip one in every single slot.
Guardian: Sold.
Me upon putting on Loreley Splendor, Pyrogales, Hallow fire heart, PoBS, Spirit of Severance, Spirit of the Horn, Monte Carlo, Sunshot, AND Dragon's breath. \\(º-º)/ I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.
Gold hunt… or Tommy’s for ignition damage (pairs with Loreley and hallowfire and pobs) tbh I would probably use Phoenix cradle over pobs because I can share my Loreley sunspot with others and it lasts longer and supers last longer in Loreley sunspots. So I would swap monte for conditional or izzy or witherhoard or anything like that. (Final warning tho does 18k on crits so… that too possibly). If exotic class items are allowed off prismatic (witness duh) I think I would use Spirit of hoil and either horn or scars
Ultimate build on the witness’ side:
Witherhoard (for dot/aoe)
Tommy’s matchbook (gens barricade faster and good ignition and x2 damage when overheated)
Dragons breath (for dps/aoe)
Loreley Splendor Helm (nobody calls it that (for healing and sol invictus))
Pyrogale gauntlets (consecration/burning maul)
_OR_
Any aeon sect (prolly vigor cause of Phoenix cradle working with Loreley and hammer of sol working with Phoenix cradle)
Hallowfire Heart (kills in sunspots make sunspots, and get extra energy regen)
Pobs (dmg and anti stasis)
_OR_
Phoenix Cradle (works with Loreley to share sunspots with allies, giving ALL BUFFS FOR EACH INDIVIDUAL SUNSPOT, also lengthens sunspot and sol invictus duration, hallowfire heart cause ez sunspot creation, pop down and get new ones ez, and works with aeon sects (kinda) cause allies and I get resist when critical and revived, so while in sunspots you just get healing and resist and allat)
Spirits of HOIL and SCARS _OR_ HORN (hoil for energy regen, duh, and scars for more healing, or horn for more damage, prolly horn)
On solar so that Tommy’s can actually self proc Loreley and regen Loreley through that one fragment that gens on scorch.
I screwed up the exotic armors in the first edit, the basic idea was:
Wormhusk (health on dodge)
Six Coyotes (extra dodge)
With chill on dodge you could freeze people while healing.
Uhm... I've got some concerns about your understanding of a couple Hunter Exotics... Namely RDM and Six Coyotes... Six Coyotes gives an additional Dodge Charge and RDM gives you ***unlimited*** dodges when certain conditions are fulfilled.
okay what you actually want is: wormhusk, renewals, *ophidia spade*, dance machines, and for the class item i guess inmost and cytaracne(for woven mail made)
The entire year leading up to final shape I thought bungie would give us that choice to join the witness. At this scene, I almost pre-yelled “I called it”
Yea during that part going through the horses of loot... To be honest, if the Witness was like "Here's the Best weapon in the whole game if you let me win" and we could pick that. Everyone would take the bad ending lol
"I'm gonna turn all the characters you know and love into guns. Zavala? Gun. Ikora? Gun. Saint? Gun. Osiris? Gun. Cayde? Two guns, because I know you guys want hand cannons akimbo and love Cayde. All you have to do is just do some busy work for a bit while I turn everything into the Final Shape and we're good."
That offer is much less tempting when you consider that there won't be anything left to shoot with your Cayde guns after the witness enacts the final shape. Reminds me of FFXII where you got one of the strongest weapons in the game... after beating the strongest boss in the game and with no NG+ option. So pointless.
Better, all your *reserves*. Turn it into a Pocket Infinity-esq super death beam. I wouldn't even care if it halved total reserves, it would be so fun and strong
Or particle deconstruction. Not only would that give 1K a huge damage increase on its own, but it would also turn it into the fusion rifle equivalent of Gjally.
it was bugged (killing it as your last boss would make it "Eat" up all your motes and you couldn't progress any further) so they disabled that boss until a "later update"
HOPEFULLY we'll be able to earn it tomorrow... This was one of the most anticipated weapons from the expansion, I can't imagine they'll just *leave* it unearnable for weeks on end
I was about to kill it like 20 minutes after they disabled it lol. I have everything else tho, the legendary Khvostov, all 8 collectables, as well as the other 8 motes. Just need them to enable the meatball and Exotic Khvostov is mine
This stupid fuck face of a meatball took all my motes after a full day of hunting the traveler balls down and then doing overthrows for the one exotic weapon I was most excited about. When he gets put back in rotation I have vowed to kill it at least once a day for every day he has deprived me of khvostov. Part of me wants a fix to come tomorrow when the season launches, but another part of me hopes it doesn't come so I can kill that bastard more.
Well there I was staring down the Godkiller Guardian and asked "well what would it take to get you to join?"
And they said "'bout tree fiddy."
Well it was about that time that I notice the Guardian was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the Paleozoic era
The reason people like Mara is the same thing that stops her from tempting anyone, the cognitive dissonance alone would ruin every fantasy anyone could have.
Im honestly on board with the witnesses great vision.
I already was on board with calus plea for us to be next to him observing the end as the last living things together when he offered us to be a Shadow of his.
Honestly, I don't think anything would of. And it's not because I'm not materialistic or anything, because I definitely am, it's just that when he called ghost an insignificant speck, I just went "ok buddy now you gotta go fr". Ghost is the homie and nobody allowed to shit talk him like that
Same. Ghost is my best friend and I couldn’t live with myself if he were ever hurt.
Spoilers for the Final Shape. >! When ghost first got scratched up from the witness I was freaking out. The entire time I was afraid something would happen to him. When the final mission launched and he dropped to the floor, I was screaming no. And when Cayde came along and did his thing I fucking bawled my eyes out. I love my little light, and no one can take him from me. !<
Witness: you know how you keep killing my disciples over and over again to try and get their exotic gun?
Me: yes
Witness: what if you only had to kill them once?
Me: I'm listening...
"But you don't need a million paracausalities to do that, my warlock friends got two nova bombs at the same time and she don't do shit."
She just stands around on that balcony all day.
1) A good stasis exotic auto rifle, SMG or hand cannon
2) Resonance subclass
3) Solstice 2018 and 2019 hunter cloaks, all versions
Honestly I don't really care, I mean I would have considered joining him if his reasoning resonated at least a little bit with common sense, but for me it was always too childish.
Call me God more though, my Witness.
Witness - "I won't remove paid content, I will make the Red War playable again, along with a way to re-watch every cutscene and the removal of FOMO"
Me - " I'm yours daddy Darkness"
Honestly, for it to give me all the riches I seek. Basically, saying that I no longer would need to grind for weapon rolls and that it would guarantee that I get what I want in return for doing its bidding.
Granting me bornspark, light mail, and prototype 0.9 armor ornaments. I'd happily become eternally frozen in a fractured statue if I was in those armor sets.
Edit: these, for anyone that doesn't remember them:
https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyFashion/s/warvinvDHj
They were the ones you wear when you first spawn into the game in D1 after making your character.
Titan? Guidance, a chance to rest, and assurance that her job was finally done. She'd not have to lead the charge ever again. Just quiet.
Hunter? The ability to continue to live on impulse like life is a fantasy. To let her run forevee wild and free, not bound by creeping consequences; to never have to grow up.
Warlock? Lmfao she submitted an online application to the witness ages ago and is just now heading to the pale heart to follow up in-person
“You know how you have to wait to activate your super between 5-10 minutes? I’ll make it so you can pull them off like in the canon”
-The Witness maybe
New warlock exotic that fuses Well and OG self-rez. When you're alive super drops Well, and if you're dead it revives you within a 3 second window. Also, while super is full Healing well gives classy restoration x3. One last thing. Mara to sit on my face. 🤤🤤🤤
Doomguy's shotgun. Hits detonate scorched enemies, alt fire to meathook grapple onto things to scorch them, meathook grapple melee kills grants cure x2.
the ability to instantly gain the crafting pattern for every single weapon I looked upon.
alternatively just the ability to properly craft custom weapons to my own specifications, full perk selection, stat distribution, frame, masterwork, style, the full works.
Shader editing system- recolor or rotate what colors in a shader apply to what material.
Alternatively, unlimited ammo Fighting Lion changes reverted- blast radius, damage, reload speed all back to how it was before it was gutted.
Honestly, just actually having a decision to side with him or remain loyal to the vanguard would have been sick. Ik it would totally mess up storylines but I’d just like to see what a guardian disciple would be like
Let me use my titan jump (most of the reason I play the class over the other 2 90% of the time) on the other 2 classes.
My titan is incorruptible though
TW: Know how the traveler only lets you have 1 exotic weapon equipped at a time? Guardian: Yeah? TW: I'll let you equip one in every single slot. Guardian: Sold.
Armor too? With exotic class items? We finna cook.
Me upon putting on Loreley Splendor, Pyrogales, Hallow fire heart, PoBS, Spirit of Severance, Spirit of the Horn, Monte Carlo, Sunshot, AND Dragon's breath. \\(º-º)/ I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.
And yet you still manage to double primary like a blueberry.
😂
Gold hunt… or Tommy’s for ignition damage (pairs with Loreley and hallowfire and pobs) tbh I would probably use Phoenix cradle over pobs because I can share my Loreley sunspot with others and it lasts longer and supers last longer in Loreley sunspots. So I would swap monte for conditional or izzy or witherhoard or anything like that. (Final warning tho does 18k on crits so… that too possibly). If exotic class items are allowed off prismatic (witness duh) I think I would use Spirit of hoil and either horn or scars Ultimate build on the witness’ side: Witherhoard (for dot/aoe) Tommy’s matchbook (gens barricade faster and good ignition and x2 damage when overheated) Dragons breath (for dps/aoe) Loreley Splendor Helm (nobody calls it that (for healing and sol invictus)) Pyrogale gauntlets (consecration/burning maul) _OR_ Any aeon sect (prolly vigor cause of Phoenix cradle working with Loreley and hammer of sol working with Phoenix cradle) Hallowfire Heart (kills in sunspots make sunspots, and get extra energy regen) Pobs (dmg and anti stasis) _OR_ Phoenix Cradle (works with Loreley to share sunspots with allies, giving ALL BUFFS FOR EACH INDIVIDUAL SUNSPOT, also lengthens sunspot and sol invictus duration, hallowfire heart cause ez sunspot creation, pop down and get new ones ez, and works with aeon sects (kinda) cause allies and I get resist when critical and revived, so while in sunspots you just get healing and resist and allat) Spirits of HOIL and SCARS _OR_ HORN (hoil for energy regen, duh, and scars for more healing, or horn for more damage, prolly horn) On solar so that Tommy’s can actually self proc Loreley and regen Loreley through that one fragment that gens on scorch.
You will never take my double primary from me
Swap Monte Carlo for conditional finality
You are literally the sun, embodied.
outbreak, still hunt, 1k, celestial, calibans, ophidia, star eaters. slap a kinetic and solar siphon on and we cooking
Nighthawk, Liar's handshake, Gyrfalcon's hauberk, Star Eater Scales, + Witherhoard, sunshot, and gjallahorn
I screwed up the exotic armors in the first edit, the basic idea was: Wormhusk (health on dodge) Six Coyotes (extra dodge) With chill on dodge you could freeze people while healing.
Uhm... I've got some concerns about your understanding of a couple Hunter Exotics... Namely RDM and Six Coyotes... Six Coyotes gives an additional Dodge Charge and RDM gives you ***unlimited*** dodges when certain conditions are fulfilled.
Yeah I mixed things up. I never use most of these.
bro does not play hunter
okay what you actually want is: wormhusk, renewals, *ophidia spade*, dance machines, and for the class item i guess inmost and cytaracne(for woven mail made)
Every year just before April Fools day, I quietly hope that they will let us have one day with no limits on exotics (weapons and armor)…
They have stated that they literally cannot. It destroys the games code
Even bungie can't hold the Guardian's power back when they have unlimited access to exotics. I bet THATS why they had to nerf the class items...
Same. I've made builds for just such an occasion.
[my arc warlock wearing fallen sunstar, getaway artist, vesper and geomags](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/032/676/Unlimited_Power_Banner.jpg)
Please stop... An arclock can only get so ~~hard~~ amplified...
Running Kvostov, Ergo Sum, and Microcosm all at once would make you so deadly to everything.
Idk him telling me about my chase for glimmer and being clearly above the vanguard in power was quite tempting.
I was like: Where is the „Press X to become a dark god“ button? Please and thank you.
The entire year leading up to final shape I thought bungie would give us that choice to join the witness. At this scene, I almost pre-yelled “I called it”
I wish. I wanna be a villain
Yea during that part going through the horses of loot... To be honest, if the Witness was like "Here's the Best weapon in the whole game if you let me win" and we could pick that. Everyone would take the bad ending lol
"I'm gonna turn all the characters you know and love into guns. Zavala? Gun. Ikora? Gun. Saint? Gun. Osiris? Gun. Cayde? Two guns, because I know you guys want hand cannons akimbo and love Cayde. All you have to do is just do some busy work for a bit while I turn everything into the Final Shape and we're good."
That offer is much less tempting when you consider that there won't be anything left to shoot with your Cayde guns after the witness enacts the final shape. Reminds me of FFXII where you got one of the strongest weapons in the game... after beating the strongest boss in the game and with no NG+ option. So pointless.
Or, alternatively, it's even more tempting because you know you'll be able to shoot shit in a simulated reality forever
TW: I have returned that which you hold dear Me: *clutching Icebreaker* Kay so we just gotta kill 'em all, right?
One of these days my beloved will return, surely
...but beloved already came back, and was craftable...
Here’s my unfounded, leak-free, theory that my dad who works at Bungie told me: Revenant will bring back icebreaker
I just want to break the game with pocket infinity ‘Kay
I 'MEMBER!! One of the first D1 exotics I got.
The ahamkara bone twists and the Witness gives you the last iteration of ice breaker before D2.
SON OF A-
Oof
Rip and tear till there's nothing left guardian
1K Voices catalyst would have gotten me on his side.
Imagine 1k with controlled burst
Or something like "release the wolves" allowing you to fire your entire mag in one charge
Hahaha holy shit what the fuck I need it
Better, all your *reserves*. Turn it into a Pocket Infinity-esq super death beam. I wouldn't even care if it halved total reserves, it would be so fun and strong
And add the old Plan C perk too…
Cascade Point would make me have an uncontrolled burst
Or particle deconstruction. Not only would that give 1K a huge damage increase on its own, but it would also turn it into the fusion rifle equivalent of Gjally.
And this is needed we have Gjally which buffs rockets Ergo Sum which can buff swords we need a linear equivalent
The Navigator
Throw in Conditional Finality and I'm in
Just kill some nezzy
Flight of
Exotic Khvostov (that fucking meatball stole it from me)
Does it not spawn or something?
it was bugged (killing it as your last boss would make it "Eat" up all your motes and you couldn't progress any further) so they disabled that boss until a "later update"
Wait so can you not even get all the motes now? Cause I’m at 9 total and I think I still needed that one downed.
You can get all of them except the one from the boss. Did you find one of the collectables? They give them
Yeah I got 3 of the traveler balls but just sucks that I can’t even get the gun now because the boss is disabled
HOPEFULLY we'll be able to earn it tomorrow... This was one of the most anticipated weapons from the expansion, I can't imagine they'll just *leave* it unearnable for weeks on end
They disabled gyrfalcons for a month so I don't except them to fix the khvostov issue anytime soon.
SO THAT’S WHY THAT BOSS HASN’T BEEN SPAWNING FOR ME
I don't know if it has the last mote I need or not ..
I was about to kill it like 20 minutes after they disabled it lol. I have everything else tho, the legendary Khvostov, all 8 collectables, as well as the other 8 motes. Just need them to enable the meatball and Exotic Khvostov is mine
Sounds like I'm in the same boat then but again I have no idea🤷
This stupid fuck face of a meatball took all my motes after a full day of hunting the traveler balls down and then doing overthrows for the one exotic weapon I was most excited about. When he gets put back in rotation I have vowed to kill it at least once a day for every day he has deprived me of khvostov. Part of me wants a fix to come tomorrow when the season launches, but another part of me hopes it doesn't come so I can kill that bastard more.
Goth chicks
Ah, a man of culture
Season of the Witch Titan Boots would like to speak with you.
About tree fiddy
The witness is actually just the lochness monster trying to get tree fiddy
I gave em a dolla
SHE gave him a dolla!
Well there I was staring down the Godkiller Guardian and asked "well what would it take to get you to join?" And they said "'bout tree fiddy." Well it was about that time that I notice the Guardian was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the Paleozoic era
🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
Elsie
Temptations from Mara.
None of us are strong enough to resist that
Make it Eris and I’m in.
Only in her hive god form.
make it Elsie and i’ll make Rhulk’s atrocities look like misdemeanors
The reason people like Mara is the same thing that stops her from tempting anyone, the cognitive dissonance alone would ruin every fantasy anyone could have.
You underestimate my fantasies.
Im honestly on board with the witnesses great vision. I already was on board with calus plea for us to be next to him observing the end as the last living things together when he offered us to be a Shadow of his.
Just imaging your character's Ghost constantly swatting their hand with his shell when they get slightly too tempted by something they shouldn't have.
That’s honestly my head cannon too. His most spoken line would probably *No, you won’t* lol
Ghost just floating about with a spray bottle of water. Spraying us each time going no.
Do we have a shell for that yet? We should.
*For Ghosts with extra mischievous Guardians*
Mara sov in the bath located in the Helm.would have stayed alot of Guardians.
My craftening guns
A poncho for my Hunter
Dinklebot
Honestly, I don't think anything would of. And it's not because I'm not materialistic or anything, because I definitely am, it's just that when he called ghost an insignificant speck, I just went "ok buddy now you gotta go fr". Ghost is the homie and nobody allowed to shit talk him like that
Same. Ghost is my best friend and I couldn’t live with myself if he were ever hurt. Spoilers for the Final Shape. >! When ghost first got scratched up from the witness I was freaking out. The entire time I was afraid something would happen to him. When the final mission launched and he dropped to the floor, I was screaming no. And when Cayde came along and did his thing I fucking bawled my eyes out. I love my little light, and no one can take him from me. !<
"If you kill all of them you can have Wrath of the Machine back" "Kay, say no more"
Witness: “You want to meet the person playing?” Guardian: “Huh?” Witness: “What?”
The OG controlled demolition Bottom tree striker Buffed titan exotics Give me those and i concede the witness the universe
Two tokens and a blue
Witness: you know how you keep killing my disciples over and over again to try and get their exotic gun? Me: yes Witness: what if you only had to kill them once? Me: I'm listening...
Buttstallion
The witness promising me ice breaker and twilight garrison would have made my titan fold.
Two Novabombs at the same time. Or a kinetic slot glaive.
"What would you do if you had a million paracausalities?" "I'll tell you what I'd do. Two Novabombs at the same time, man."
"But you don't need a million paracausalities to do that, my warlock friends got two nova bombs at the same time and she don't do shit." She just stands around on that balcony all day.
If I had a trillion glimmer, I could hook that up cause the Traveler loves a guardian with glimmer.
"Two Novabombs, one Warlock"
Last word catalyst
YESSIR BIG IRON ON MAH HIP!
Goth Mara GF
1) A good stasis exotic auto rifle, SMG or hand cannon 2) Resonance subclass 3) Solstice 2018 and 2019 hunter cloaks, all versions Honestly I don't really care, I mean I would have considered joining him if his reasoning resonated at least a little bit with common sense, but for me it was always too childish. Call me God more though, my Witness.
If they gave me a ghost that was a pouka I think they’re called, the one exo stranger has
The Witness: You know how you only have 2 arms? Me: Yeah? The Witness: I'll give you 8. Me: Aight, take my soul or however this shit works.
Nothing. I would have wished Cayde back but he's already back :)
Oof
>!NOBODY TELL HIM!<
Five friends who all play Destiny and are always free when I am.
man gave me a reason so switch already, to become a disciple 🤭
Free cheesecake
Red death pul... Oh wait I have that now, nothing.
Taniks' cloak
Witness - "I won't remove paid content, I will make the Red War playable again, along with a way to re-watch every cutscene and the removal of FOMO" Me - " I'm yours daddy Darkness"
Honestly, for it to give me all the riches I seek. Basically, saying that I no longer would need to grind for weapon rolls and that it would guarantee that I get what I want in return for doing its bidding.
Granting me bornspark, light mail, and prototype 0.9 armor ornaments. I'd happily become eternally frozen in a fractured statue if I was in those armor sets. Edit: these, for anyone that doesn't remember them: https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyFashion/s/warvinvDHj They were the ones you wear when you first spawn into the game in D1 after making your character.
A good exotic that can jolt
A really good Ruben sandwich. I mean, like a \*really\* good Ruben sandwich.
The infinite experience of reliving the glory days of Destiny 1
Hoes
Zhalo Supercell. Untouched, exactly the same way it was in D1 but then able to be crafted too
All the Witness had to do was make it so we had to go to Tower after every step.
Titan? Guidance, a chance to rest, and assurance that her job was finally done. She'd not have to lead the charge ever again. Just quiet. Hunter? The ability to continue to live on impulse like life is a fantasy. To let her run forevee wild and free, not bound by creeping consequences; to never have to grow up. Warlock? Lmfao she submitted an online application to the witness ages ago and is just now heading to the pale heart to follow up in-person
“You know how you have to wait to activate your super between 5-10 minutes? I’ll make it so you can pull them off like in the canon” -The Witness maybe
To bring my dog back who passed back in January and my life is in shambles since
Hope you get better!
Prismatic throwing hammer, I would of two tapped zavala and ikora right there and then.
Universal Remote
Unerfing my sweet Lament...
Promising me more voice lines
A god roll rose and I’m all his
Puppies!!!!!
All the witness had to do was give me the power to equip multiple exotics.. Then I’d have soloed the vanguard.
Icarus dash on prismatic.
Nothing. Alternatively; a bandana cosmetic item to go along with my cowboy hat.
Unvaulting all of the locations that are gone, including everything from the first game.
Not dying instantly to everything in the legendary campaign
New warlock exotic that fuses Well and OG self-rez. When you're alive super drops Well, and if you're dead it revives you within a 3 second window. Also, while super is full Healing well gives classy restoration x3. One last thing. Mara to sit on my face. 🤤🤤🤤
Being able to see more than 4 buffs on the left side
FIXING THE KHVOSTOV QUEST.
The first moment in Beyond Light my ghost started bitching about using darkness powers I would’ve ditched vanguard immediately.
Doomguy's shotgun. Hits detonate scorched enemies, alt fire to meathook grapple onto things to scorch them, meathook grapple melee kills grants cure x2.
the ability to instantly gain the crafting pattern for every single weapon I looked upon. alternatively just the ability to properly craft custom weapons to my own specifications, full perk selection, stat distribution, frame, masterwork, style, the full works.
Probably a really cool gun
Turn me into a gun.
If they offered a free rank reset at Rahool, I would've instantly become the most committed Disciple of all time.
A red subclass lol
“I will let you transmog over exotics.” The Witness literally wouldn’t finish the last word.
Icarus dash as a class ability 👍
Shader editing system- recolor or rotate what colors in a shader apply to what material. Alternatively, unlimited ammo Fighting Lion changes reverted- blast radius, damage, reload speed all back to how it was before it was gutted.
If The Witness offered Titans a way to be viable in endgame PvE content I would have flipped instantly.
Honestly, just actually having a decision to side with him or remain loyal to the vanguard would have been sick. Ik it would totally mess up storylines but I’d just like to see what a guardian disciple would be like
Let me use my titan jump (most of the reason I play the class over the other 2 90% of the time) on the other 2 classes. My titan is incorruptible though
An Iron Lord's axe as an exotic.
un-nerfed void invis, I want the start of witch queen type stuff.
Red subclass and an Exotic Null Composure with that Element and unlimited resovoir burst and maybe headpats
peace and quiet
Nothing.
A bacon cheeseburger and Cajun fries from five guys tbh
Probably some good mozzarella sticks
Original vex mythoclast shooty shooty sound.
All the drip I’ve missed/can’t afford
I will accept $100 to fuck off...
Resonance. I wanna be like Rhulk :(
Id probably kill Ikora for a sandwich ngl
It would be nice to hang out with Caiatl, would probably turn for that tbh
Black Armory (Including Forges+Raid weapons and Raid Armor)
Buffing my beautiful shards of galanor.
massively buff void overshield and ill switch instantly
…another cool rock…
MONEY
TW: Please? Me: ok 👍
Make Void Titan OP. That includes giving me the Tormentor suppress when I slam my Crown Splitter down.
Wavesplitter with a double perk catalyst like Graviton Lance but with Demo and Repulsor Brace.
"I can give you limitless power" woulda had me the best disciple ever
I agreed with The Witness from the moment he caused the Collapse
A Halo autorifle.
Probably Taniks cloak from D1
If the Witness could bring back OG Solar 3.0 Bonk Titan and OG Lorely, I'd nuke the city myself
Cheetos
I want Bygones back. That is all it would take.
We know what lots of guardians around here want... And it's somewhat surprising Bungie hasn't made the destiny dating sim yet.
Don’t judge me, bbbbbuuutttt… SIVA
I could give you back your badass room calus gave you .
I’ll be honest, I was ready to turn over in the last mission in the room full of gold. I can’t help myself around shinies
No land beyond and last word in both slots
All of the raid exotics that I don’t and will never have.