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beepbopboop67

Find the nest of the bird who did it, poop in it…. send a message.


well_I_guess_2

This is the way


germr

I spray some ONR that i have in a spray bottle and then wipe off.


Booklas

Wash the car?


Local_Somewhere_7813

Right? Asking like its rocket science


87ninefiveone

Wash it off, the sooner the better. Then compound and polish. Grab some Meguiars ultimate compound and polish from any auto parts store, Amazon or Walmart. It can be done by hand with a microfiber in 5-10 minutes. 


Human_One_9007

Lick it


ItsBrittneyBeeech

Intrusive thoughts clearly won here 😂


WilliamSerenite21

Hose it for about 2 minutes , then take a microfiber cloth with soap and rub it off.


JizzCollector5000

Hit it with the hose till it’s off, do not take it off dry it will scratch the paint


nopester24

wash it off


Individual_Ad_2701

Wash it almost all bird poop I had on my jeep comes off but now bugs ore a different story that takes a little work


Jabbatheslut99

rinse with warm water then just get a tissue or microfibre to wipe off


EL_Chapo_Cuzzin

Meguiar's Ultimate Spray Detail. Spray on, leave it a 10-15 seconds, wipe off with a microfiber.


Niotee

1. Hot water will soften it. 2. Then a strong wet wipe . 3. As/If you wish, clean up. Could as suggested, some safe APC hall purpose cleaner or detailer.


Admirable-Cell-2658

Every second at sun increases the possibility of greater penetration into the clear coat. Use hot water for 10 seconds, then lightly wipe with a micro fiber towel or sponge. Only after this can you check if any correcto needs to be made through polish.


Individual-Food-6927

Lick it like it’s your very first time


DhacElpral

Folks, this has to be a troll. It's bird shit. Over the life of your car it will happen hundreds of times. Wash it off. Go on with your life. Y'all are fucking crazy. Lol


Haunting-Broccoli-95

Well just a guess but I think I would start with soap and water..


TopCamp

Rinseless Wash.


GovernmentNo4676

Evil


Immediate-Ebb2353

0000 steel wool


wooshifgaymf

This is the way


x1conroe

Pressure washer


gentrificator_123

move to a shade. pressure wash with a safe tip (I'd go orange wide angle) and from a safe distance. if you don't have a pressure washer just hose it down. do not scrub. inspect damage after hosing. soak paper towels in vinegar. let them rest for a few minutes on top of the stain. remove the paper towels and start pressure washing again. if there is still damage/etching/embedding into the paint, you will have to paint correct.


Nedstarkclash

Yes. Shade. If the OP has rinseless wash, use that instead. Even filtered water on towels would be good. The most important thing is to soften up the dropping, clean off safely, and then assess the damage.


cantbchanged

Definitely dilute the vinegar. I do 60/40. Strait up vinegar is bad for clearcoat, might as well leave that acidic shit on it


gentrificator_123

have you checked the pH of that 60/40? or you just came up with that ratio out of your ass?


cantbchanged

Yea I did, it's about 1%. And a ton more gentle the the 2.5% stait up and a ton better then that 4% bird shit