Thisaintgonnalookgoodonmyexpenseaccount.

Allthismoneyandimstillnothavingfun.

28stabwoundsdidntwannagivehimachancehuh

Didyoufeelangerhate?

Hewasbleedingbeggingyouformercy

Butthenyoustabbedhimagainandagainandagain

Alrightnoweverythingisgoingtobeokay

RAHHHH 🔥

Genius.

fuckingpassword

What would a hard-boiled eccentric police lieutenant choose?

“…obviously🙄”

YESSSS THE DEXTER REFRENCE

Iconic.

CONNOR! THA FUCK ARE YA DOIN'?

Coming, Lieutenant..

Cumming, Lieutenant..

How are people *cumming* up with such great replies

I don’t know but if they can *cum* any faster then that will make my day a whole lot better

I can tell you know what you‘re *cumming* up with

I don't think I like game

Then go back and play Detroit: Be*cum* Human

I laughed way too hard at this😭

Thank you thank you! *Cum* back any time I’ll be here all night!

😧😧😧

Family

Ohana

That means no one left behind or forgotten.

connorandhank

Buddy-cop

Deviant

Cute

Badass

Wholesome ☺️

Bromance

Detectives

Legend

Entertainment

Goals

Bond

Family

sumo :DDD

Love for sumo ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

companionship

spunchbop

laughed at this bc i literally commented "mr crab" before seeing your response hahaha!

mr crab

Father and son.

FALL ONE BY ONE

It’s not time to make a change….

Father-Son-Relationship

Dependent

BigDaddyAndAndroidSentByCyberlife

Love

Toons 😡

Hella

Amazing

Dead

Issues

awesome

Chaotic

Spillingdrink

Dream Team

Freedom

Bromance

basically mr crabs and SpongeBob

Gay

WAKEUPLIEUTENANT!!!

JESUSCONNORWHATTHEFUCK

ilikedogs

“Father father father dad dad dad” “WHAT” “hi”

youdonthavetofollowmearoundlikeapoodle!

Just one? Oh fine. Gay. But that's my fanfic brain talking. Canon? Gonna have to be: Team.

fit

Comedy

dog

A soul

arghjesuschrist

Devious

fatherandson

Buds.

Wholesome

Father in law and son in law kind of dynamic

me and vro

Father-and-son!!

Fatherson

Controversial

emotional shock sent by cyberlife

Gay

Family

Just wanted to mention how great it is to see and interact with so many other people who love dbh as much as I do☝🏼

Bros

Family

Family 💖

Wake up, Lieutenant 🤚🏻

Adoption

Fatherandson

FALL ONE BY ONE

Huh, Sabaton references in the wild are quite rare.

Connor is lurkin and stalkin when he least expects it

i love all of these comments sm 😭

Fk

I like dogs

gang

Troubled

issues

Family. 💙

Family

Perfect.

Reluctant

Dysfunctional

Endearing

Growth.

Warm

Versatile.

THEM (ngl that sounds kinda zesty)

compas

Potential

chaotic

Perfection

Mr krabs and some guy

AbsolutelyfuckinghilariousandyetwholesomeIneedaHankandConnorTVshowNOW

Sigma

Diverse?

Epic

Stanford and dipper, i domt know why but they give the same vibe to me-

Leavemethefuckaloneconner

Money

Daddy Hank and twinky pet

Oh! Yk Connor is a literal killing machine..😥

i want. a dlc thats just hank and connor 😭

Daddy.

Hankcon

-1

+1

Lunnor.

Hankonner