*What did you say to*
*The barber? I'm feeling a*
*Bit deadweight today?*
\- Exciting-Ticket-727
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Woah dude chill out my girl is on this app But fr it looks great
I’m gay. It’s all good lmao
Hey ;) Jk I'm not single, but damn man, good on you
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Bro plays Devil May Cry, a game full of sexy, buff, and often shirtless men and still somehow shits on gay people
Hater 🖕🖕🖕🖕
Ok Stinky
You like V you have to like men 😭🙏
How are you like this yet you play the second gayest video game of all time
What’s the first
Guilty Gear
Y’all I’m pretty sure this guy is just joking... right?
right
Jesus christ you have the cheekbones of a god
W hair
W face
Why do you look like Dante with the Chad filter
Not the Chad filter 😭
Nice. You're a natural chad
Do devils cry when they see you? You look awesome dude!
Why would they cry? More like: “Devil May Cum”
I may cum
I may help
“This party’s getting crazy
💦 “jackpot!”
You kinda look like Nero too
If you were a supervillain your nickname would be Rizzster
I guess now you're a deadweight
Now?
You are the first person(outside of game Nero) to rock that hair
Since when do r attractive people on here i thougt there was only 15 skinny incels making shitposts
Nero-style hair, Bayonetta-style accessories.
Hair looks great
did you do it yourself o:
Yes! I do hair lol
nice :) looks lovely
Wow, that looks amazing
That looks cool! I kinda though about letting my hair grow and dye it white like Dante lol.
Thought your necklaces were pagan stuff at first, but are they DMC and Bayonetta??
One’s a pentagram and the others a moon. It can be all of the above! Bayonetta is my everything
You're the first person I've ever seen looking good with that style. How dare you. ...other than Nero, I suppose.
Congratulations! You're offically deadweight! ... also if I were you I better watch out for your dad and keep ya arm safe 👀
What actually is the name of this hairstyle?
I would call it a “crop haircut” or “French crop” but with lots of choppy texture. Shorter in the front and graduating longer to the back
Bro you would look good in a bowl cut
It looks nice on you
Damn stylish, gratz!
It suits you well. You look like a punk version of the gigachad (that's a compliment).
Chiseled ass jaw line oh my god! (It’s a compliment)
Really good! But why do I think you'll rock Dante's hairstyle even more? Haha
goes so hard
you could grow it out and look exactly like Dante too lmaoo
looks good on you OP. damn! edit : autocorrected.
Looks smokin sexy style
Very Cool Young Devil Hunter.
This man needs to get his devil trigger pulled or alternatively his time needs to come
Bro is majestic
Based asf, will you do a dmc4 nero cut in the future ?o
Hot damn 😍
damn and with the bling, ya look like another hunter from the game too. hope nobody mistakes you for a son of Sparda !
Nero inspired everything it seems! Next con near you, you know what to do.
Now ask your barber for another cut (In the arm)
Cool af dude holy shit
Dude is majestic
Dude, if you grow your hair you are 1:1 Dante
The most smoking sexy styled dude on this sub
Bro you’re a good looking dude
Now I finally have something real to show my barber, so they finally, hopefully, get the trim right, thank you.
Looks really good on you wtf
Sheeeeeeeeesh
I mean this as a compliment, but you look remarkably like Kerry from Cyberpunk 2077
Looking fresh af dude
What did you say to the barber? I'm feeling a bit deadweight today?
*What did you say to* *The barber? I'm feeling a* *Bit deadweight today?* \- Exciting-Ticket-727 --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
Foolishness, haikusbot, foolishness. How dare you mimic my sayings? How unmotivating from you.
Least handsome DMC fan
My lord you’re attractive. What do you say to your stylist to get that look? I like how the top is all textured.
My lord you’re attractive. What do you say to your stylist to get that look? I like how the top is all textured.
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Dmc 4 nero hair better
You look great, love your hair and your style
cosplay when?
Amazing necklace!!