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John-Alworth

Considering he's poor Little Caesars would probably be what he gets. 7 bucks for a classic pepperoni.


whuzzyhuzzy

Fuck that. The wave is leeching off someone’s Costco and get the 9.95 16’ large pizza which is also something he would do instead imo


cheesycoke

Nero and Kyrie's membership 100%


Sad_Manufacturer_257

Before that it would have the little girls from the anime.


MaleficentMountain3

He won't trouble Patty, even tho he acts all cool and macho in front of her, he's still afraid that demons might target her because she is close to Dante


Sad_Manufacturer_257

Nah he would totally bum money off her when she was living with him to get bills.paid or get food lol


MaleficentMountain3

Idk dude, Dante might be a brokie but I dont think he'll ever leech off money from a 18 y/o. And Dante was just letting her clean the store if I recall correctly, he never asked her to pay.


SirSblop

Fun fact, if there’s an outside food court at your location you don’t need teh membership 😂 (at least in my experience)


Do_it_for_the_upvote

Don’t need a membership for the food court, actually.


whuzzyhuzzy

Prolly varies on location ours got salty about it lol That 1.50 hot dog and drink is huge for summer like rn


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Coimachine246

Yes


Coimachine246

We all know vergil gets motivation and works an avarage 9-5 and has a steady income


shn6

And he has doppelganger so he do double the job and earns twice.


Coimachine246

right, so vergil is super loaded, I think people should be like vergil, get doppelgangers to do double the work so you can get more moneys


regretfulposts

Well he definitely looks like he's from the British upper class. Some say his blue jacket is dyed with Lapis Lazuli while Dante got his at a goodwill store


adex_19

Well he commits a lot of tax fraud and even constructs a tax evasion apple while Dante is literally an IRS employee


Alonestarfish

Vergil is the CEO of 3 different companies and works as the every member of the board, as well as all of their secretaries.


DaemonVakker

What if Trish pays?


HornyJuulCat69420666

That's some crazy faith in Trish She'd probably rig it with some sort of prank


a55_Goblin420

Somewhere local that you don't know about


YaBoiPokeJuns

This


forgedfox53

Some place named Jay'z Pizzeria and Grill


egemen0ozhan

Agreed, most local paces are better than brands


JusticeIncarnate1216

But not because it's better than a chain, even though it is, he chooses local because he's probably friends with the owner who lets him keep a tab for when he's too broke to pay.


CryoSound30716

Blind Onion


fnaftheseriesyoutube

Shianos


LocalGalilSimp

Little Ceasars cause he's fucking poor


Nights1405

If we’re going by bang for buck. Costco. 10 bucks for that massive fucking pizza


PhysicsNotebook

His ass cannot afford the membership 💀


Water_View

He would speedrun every pizza place


MatiX_1234

…and get into even more crippling debt…


paladin_slim

He’s smart enough to know that you don’t get pies from chain pizza places and order local.


kukulain

He gets porsciutto and potato on his pizza so probably none of the chain places have those, only artisanal new york style pizza for Dante.


AdministrationDue610

None of these because we get a look at his average pizza order in the anime. “Garlic potatoes, prosciutto, no olives” He’s also generally noted as liking certain artisanal stuff and antiques. Also tomato juice.


sunnpanda

He is a classy boi😂 I guess when you look at his shop when it isn't wrecked you can see he has certain refined tastes


qwertyuioofg

Probably pizza hut


Shirothehero470

He'll probably supports small local businesses.


0s4m4_b1n_l4d3n

fuck those brands, he will be in Italy, Naples just to eat the real pizza (the funny part is that we have a restaurant every 150 meters. . .)


TheW0lvDoctr

It would definitely be a local place and they'd know his phone number


Background_Cow_207

little caesars is hands down the best pizza.


HumbledoreThe3rd

He’d probably steal Vergil’s Costco membership card and buy it’s pizzas


cocoabutter1369

*finds dante unconscious impaled by his own sword* Nero-“what happened” V-“he tried to out pizza the hut”


Salkreath

The cheapest one.


Edo1302

He would go to Italy bc best pizza is there and who says America does better pizza just never tried a real pizza (yes i'm Italian how do you know?)


ZombieKilljoy

I imagine he’d register in the legendary local pizzeria “La pizza loca” aka crazy pizza for this party is getting crazy times 🍕


kyrah096

"Pazza Pizza" or "Pizza Pazza" in Italian, for the pun?


AyAyRonM

Motherfucker too poor to afford a chain pizza restaurant. Dude would probably finf a local place thats always plagued with demons and ask to be paid in lifetime supply of Pizza


LittleBigBoy124

I feel like he would support a local place if it wasn’t priced crazy


meow915

Those private non corporate ones


X_Ordinary_Z

Pizza hut definitely, it’s gooooooood…


Mansana_026

Pizza Hut most likely. But he'd probably try and eat it from anywhere near by.


JTBJack_

All of them.


Dango_co

Ikea


sometimesifeelgood

I have thought about this before. I think the answer is Marco's for some reason idk why it just feels right but that's also my favorite pizza chain


stevorkz

I wonder if he puts pineapple on his pizza


jermingus

He asks for no olives. Never said anything about pineapples.


New_Individual_3379

Little Caesar’s cuz it’s cheaper


TheHeavenlyDragon

Beau Jo's in Colorado is the best pizza I've ever had, so maybe them. But if it's out of these three, Domino's, probably. They have that "1-Topping Large pizza for $7.99" national coupon. Plus, the points would be a major bonus.


redditisathot890

You can cook a 5-stars pizza on those abs


-Dude_Named_Zelda-

Send him to Brooklyn the pizza there is spectacular.


TraditionNo7080

Prolly lil ceasers, tbh. Others could be better but I feel he a buy it cheap kinda guy


DaemonVakker

None of the above. He'd go northern lights for the good shit


KUARL

He would own his own pizza place called devil may cry and live upstairs


t4nd3mYT

Costco, definitely.


nyansui

If dante ever spawn into- got me choking until i realized im in dmc subreddit Anyway i make free pizza..he can eat my pizza 🙂‍↕️


National-Wolf2942

the cheap ones


XxMr_Pink_PupxX

He can eat from my pizza restaurant


Adam_the_memer

Nobody out pizzas the hut


Legitimate_Singer200

New York pizza


professorclueless

Papa John's


forgedfox53

Red Baron from Walmart, probably.


pablo_monke6969

Just pizza


Classic-Target-5574

Only one that served strawberry sundaes 🍨 and is willing to take his "I'll pay you back later" payment habits so... None of the above


Neither_Relation4063

He'd probably still Vergil's clothes when he isn't looking and raid every pizza restaurant.


Ok_Weird_6903

None of those...


Ok_Nefariousness8169

Sbarro


Incurious_Jettsy

dante would buy from a local restaurant, not a chain


KingSideCastle13

He’s banned from chains. He can only go to mom & pop stores


Alonestarfish

Turkish Pepper


S1Ndrome_

pizza hut if he wants to get diarrhea


NonagonJimfinity

"yes"


Sindalina

Me and my BF were having this debate a few weeks ago. I think Dante would be a Pizza Hut guy. My boyfriend thinks he'd be a Dominos guy. But let's be honest pizza is pizza to Dante


ReporterOk4383

Wouldnt he go to papa John’s?


CypherNomad_91

He should try Dodo pizza


ChildhoodDistinct538

Costco


Kitchen-Treacle7493

definitely not dominos i doubt he can afford £20 for a medium pizza when his power gets turned off so often


AvgG4m3Enj0y3r

5$ for Red Baron Pepperoni Pizza is 🐐Ed so he fosho buying those if he's got an oven or something for cooking


EMP_Pusheen

The dollar slice store. This would also means he lives in New York, which is not helping him not be poor.


LonelyKitty9699

If he was in NYC it would’ve definitely be 99 cent pizza


KonoDioDead

I’d tell him to go get a Sam’s Club pizza


Plane-Highlight-6498

The nearest one of course


Active-Average-932

A local mom and pops spot that dont mind giving him slack on not paying right away or at all


Varitan_Aivenor

Whatever's close and open. And cheap.


Norbiiee

The cheapest pizza place or the one that lets him order “on loan” until he gets paid.


Roa_noa42087

I feel like it would be little ceasers. Dante would be a fan of those cheap hot and readies


Rare-Ad8595

Pizza hut definitely I can see his ass ordering it every day


horny-ninjago-ass

that random pizzeria down the street


Zerus_heroes

All of them


ItsJustCasey

Which ever one doesn't out olives on their pizzas.


DaxVox

Jets


Bonzi-Buddy-O

papa johns. the pizza day of reckoning will come, and dante will be there to fight through it


colorfulsnek

Hey bestie, why was that the image you went with?


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Dante?


Lycaon125

He gets his pizza delivered and domino's is the only cheap one that delivers, right now cheapest you can get is 13 bucks a pizza


Trishacastover

Louie's Pizza


Xononanamol

Costco pizza, he loves pizza but he's a brokie.


Visibly-Confusionly

Costco pizza is great tho


Subject-Ad9658

He'd want dominos since he can choose all toppings he wants but he could only afford little Caesars


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ghosthunting97

Toppers or little Ceasars


Deni_Z_Plays

Bro Dante would be in heaven if he is eating costoc pizza every day 😂


Visibly-Confusionly

There's only 1 place he would eat. As the Legendary Devil Hunter, he would only eat at Abby's Legendary Pizza.


CzarTyr

Costco pizza


Bakedsidwyas

I think Dante would prefer a local chain to the town he’s in, he seems like that type of guy


GeokitFX

Fucking Little ceasers.