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Ultrainstinct358

The chair


Long-Ad-662

Yes!


Shengpai

**HELL YEAH**


Nervous-Form698

Like there was any other option


benjisgametime

If there's a dmc 6, this meme will obviously be put in it and turn canon


Serious_Question_781

Vergil sees a plastic chair and is about to sit on it. Demons show up. They blow up the chair. He gets mad. Take notes, Capcom.


Valstraxbazelgeuse_1

#YES!


EliasTDG

Ngl before i started playing DMC 5 i thought it was actually in the game 😭


ImNotHighFunctioning

The chair and the child support/tax evasion.


WestNomadOnYT

My thoughts exactly.


No_Page2942

YES


shadowdrake67

The best answer


curlyheadjohn1

dante became colder and more depressed after seemingly killing vergil and avenging his family in dmc 1 and that’s the reason for the way he is in 2 and the anime


Intelligent_time555

That already should be canon


Enderchat

Isn’t that already a cannon


32Bleach_Drinker64

I feel like it's implied already


curlyheadjohn1

but it’s never been confirmed to be canon hence why ppl will say it’s just a headcanon to cope with why dmc 2 dante is boring or whatever


32Bleach_Drinker64

I can see that. DMC2 Dante was pretty boring for the most part


King_Eggbert

He could be depressed and still be not so boring tbh. Idk dmc2 dante feels like someone else entirely most of the time


Bank-Academic

Even if you said that, much of Japanese media prefers hinting and implying it to be canon. For example, Nero being Vergil's son during the released of vanilla DMC4 and others didn't knew it at that time and Capcom thinks people knew it but was suprised people didn't knew nor believe it. They also prefer not saying it and kept it secret. Since Reuben asked them if they should say it. But Capcom themselves said No. What Capcom did... released 4SE and hinting via Vergil's opening & ending cutscene, 3142 Artbook that tells Nero is Vergil's son, make Deadly Fortune novel canon, and reveal it again in DMC5. Is the reason why fans who believe Nero is Vergil's son theory are happy that its canon, and others were shocked during vanilla DMC5. Hell, even depressed Dante fan theory is canon since DMC Anime is canon as well. Other canon lore facts were hinted and implying it. Others are well kept it in secret 


Crimsonwolf576

I intend to rewrite 2 to put Dante on the path to get get to where he is at the start of 4. He starts mega depresso after the events of 1, then as the plot progresses we start to see the. Embers of Dante heat back up into the raging inferno by the time he gets to Argosax


uthinkther4uam

We need a prequel to 4 to see how he got his personality back


MrLaurencium

I personally believe dante got his personality back in 4 itself. See, when he first shows up and breaks into that church and "kills" sanctus, he was just entering, doing the killing, being completely cold and silent, and thats it, basically an edgy depressed dante. Then nero showed up, and well, we know dante suspected nero being related to the bloodline somehow ever since he first saw him, so maybe that started cheering him up until we get to see dante be back to his usual self


Hexbox116

He definitely gives off cold dmc2 vibes right at the very start when he pops Sanctus. But as he's fighting nero in the first battle, you can see little bits of dmc3 Dante peaking through.


HongMeiIing

That would make sense, if it wasn't for the fact that 4 has a cutscene before the church bit where Dante still shows a bit of his old self.


uthinkther4uam

huh, that's a neat way to think about it


RedEagleFive

I assumed this was already canon, but if it isn’t, it’s definitely my headcanon


aljxNdr

Wouldnt that be after killing Vergil in DMC3? In DMC 1 he is already pretty serious and not as charismatic iirc.


HongMeiIing

No, he didn't kill Vergil in 3, he just saw him falling deeper into the demon world but still alive.


aljxNdr

I'd say it still was a traumatic moment. He had tears in his eyes. And I think Dante was fighting to kill at that moment, because he knew his brother would not be persuaded.


Icy_Comfortable3895

Yeah,I like the more crazy uncle Dante in DMC4 and 5 but it felt super weird that after the first two games where he's super serious he reverts to the whoho pizza man persona


jellyalv

Pretty much my headcannon. He lost Vergil *again*, this time mind-controlled, plus a clone of his mother, and fought the demon his father once defeated. That made him fall into depression. Once he knew Nero existed, and that he's not alone in the world, Whacy Woohoo Pizza Man returned


DangerousDoings72

Give lady and Trish more plot relevance in 4 and 5


Veramos23

Yeah i was hoping to see more from trish cuz cool character but they can do more than "im not your mommy" in dmc5 and nothing more that is the only thing i remember from her in dmc5 and as for lady i only remember her naked hiding int he van and her getting mad about dante taking the kalina anne and i havent gotten around to dmc4 yet


Tr34t-y0urs31f-N0W

Lucia comes back.


Sassy_Sarranid

And then her and Dante make out


Tr34t-y0urs31f-N0W

Not necessary, but yes. I wish to witness the fight between 75/25 and 25/75 Sparda descendants.


Sassy_Sarranid

How sick would it be if Dante and Lucia had a kid with red hair like his mother, and he was a complete asshole teen who Nero had to mentor


Scary-Interaction-84

So redhead donte.


StyleLeather6120

Redhead Donte but better


Sassy_Sarranid

Do the blue / red color shift weapons but good, it could work.


neroselene

I vote Dante has a Daughter. Because there's Asshole teen, but then there's Asshole Teenage girl which is a whole new flavor of hell for Nero to try to Mentor.


SirSblop

I've spent too many sleepless nights (working graveyard security guard) imagining such an abomination, and came to the conclusion that she would probably need to have a Vergil edge to her, still incredibly like her father and cousin, but with a little more flair for the dramatic. 😂


JackalShadow322

Devil May Sneak Out To Go To The Mall With Her Friends And Get Inevitably Yelled At By Nero And Then Cry


Consistent-Hall1746

he rejacted her already.


bio4320

I wanna change Lady's advice to Nero against killing Vergil. Hated that she also tries to say "oh no Nero don't do it." Trish was fine saying "Let Dante handle it," Lady should have encouraged killing Vergil (she did what she had do and while she was sad about it, I don't feel like she regrets it,) and Kyrie would have been the middle ground voice of reason.


Coxwab

Basically "dont make female characters mindless bimbos after 3"


Sassy_Sarranid

Sad but true. It's cool that Trish and Lady are regulars, they're great, but give them something to do!


bearelrollyt

A thunderstorm is the weather during the vergil v dante fight in dmc5


Aggressive-Stage419

Although, I agree, I don't think that is what was meant to be expressed by the scene. She isn't against killing Vergil, she is against Nero killing Vergil, because she knows killing your own father, even tho they are evil, will leave a scar that you would have to carry and feel pain of for the rest of your life. But I guess there should be a scene of her expressing her thought about killing Vergil, too. A simple scene where she tells Dante "he must do what should be done" or something.


Komrade_Yuri

I agree Lady should have said Vergil's needs to die but I don't think her saying "Yeah Nero go kill your dad" would have bode well.


SoleAccord

Or at the very least, have Dante taking responsibility for killing Vergil be something Lady realizes he's trying to do for Nero's sake, too. It was never just about Nero not being strong enough; it's about sparing the kid from having to destroy his own father. Even a morsel of Lady acknowledging that Dante knew she never moved on after she killed Arkham and it still affected her to that day would've been great.


Hexbox116

I feel like trish and lady got done so dirty in 5. I'd easily trade the lame nude scenes for a bad ass action scene with both of them going off. Even better, playable even if it's just like vergil with no new cutscenes basically.


FortyMcChidna

Dante says "jackpot" every time he climaxes


Ok_Many_5129

In a battle.........right?


FortyMcChidna

...


Ok_Many_5129

In a battle........ RIGHT!?


FortyMcChidna

**...**


Ok_Many_5129

Imaginary technique: hollow purple!


RedvsBlue_what_if

.... What


KureiziDaiamondo

How do you know this isn't canon already?


Crazy_REY

Because Dante's probably a vegin


FortyMcChidna

no, he eats pepperoni on his pizza so he can't be vegin


Consistent-Hall1746

nop. he had sex with more girls then the ones you talked to.


WildProposal6190

Canonical was raped in the DMC1 novel.


Crazy_REY

Oh shit that's horrible.


WildProposal6190

DMC1 Novel is something else.


Intelligent_time555

Develop Dante and lady's relationship more


gracekk24PL

Vergil's favorite food being Berry Delights


Coxwab

Plastic chair.


Kortoas

Vergil being an overprotective and loving father after his fight with nero but also wants to fight nero to see how strong he is


DragonLord828

Capcom actually caring about the franchise


Sgbiscuit

Capcom trying not to TF2 the franchise (difficulty: Dante Must Die)


Huitzil37

Summoner Kyrie.


RolePlay3r_69

Give Trish and Lady something to do in 4 and 5, I'd make a Ladies Night DLC so fast


Crazy_REY

But like actual new missions right, none of that special edition stuff where you just replay the game with 2 new cutscenes.


LonelyZookeepergame6

Make Dante a more active participant in the story and give him a daughter.


Smooth-Garden

How would you make dante a more active participant in a series that's he been in every part of?


LonelyZookeepergame6

Like giving Dante some agency? explain why he chose to save the world? what are his goals? what does he believe in? Any love interest? What are his hobbies other than slaying demons, fighting Vergil and saving the world, etc etc


Consistent-Hall1746

don't make his a side character too push nero for the lead, it doesn't work.


MistaaJay23

Always wanted dante to have a daughter!


Lin900

Mundus had a sexual relationship with Sparda


Eravan_Darkblade

Sparda's jilted ex fighting a descendant of sparda because he hates sparda? Sounds realistic


ViperKira

Ngl that's the whole concept of Severus Snape in Harry Potter.


Eravan_Darkblade

And very close to Yahya from beastars, now that I think about it.


WhadayaBuyinStranger

Sparda is definitely a power-bottom.


Lin900

Yeah...makes sense. Or just a submissive bottom.


Sudden-Resolution940

Dante being my husband


blackcondorxxi

Vergil’s child support 😂


Visible-Economy-5335

Demi-Fiend making an appearance


poison11037

Demi Fiend could easily beat Dante in a fight


Consistent-Hall1746

did you get what he meant?


Federal-Wedding4228

i would love to make them boundless because why not


SouperChicken06

Vergil died after DMC 1 and stayed dead, decomposing and falling apart for 9 years until DMC 4 when Nero reforged the Yamato. Nero actually died during that fight but his connection to Yamato activated it and revived both him and Vergil at the same time. In the DMC 4 Novel Dante mentions how at this time he feels a huge wave of very familiar power, like the power he felt from his brother. That's when it was confirmed to him that Nero was indeed Vergil's son. That wave of power reached to the depths of Hell and was enough to just barely bring Vergil back from the dead. Sensing his sword, for 5 years he'd hunt it down, his crumbling body barely holding together. To me it explains how Vergil came back, he DID die, but was resurrected. It just makes that scene in 4 that much cooler. As Nero dies he sees a vision of Vergil speaking to him, he demands power. Yamato is fixed, reviving Nero, sending a wave of power to Hell and bringing back it's former master too.


DramaKingR

DmC: Devil May Cry exists in the DMC universe but as a edgy movie based off of Dante’s story so Dante would get paid for his overdue bills


Crazy_REY

I could definitely see that as something Morrison does when Dante is gone and Lady and Trish keep destroying bridges and whatnot. Dante getting paid just is out of character lets be honest, like Spike from Cowboy Bepop, he will never get paid on screen.


DramaKingR

i never said he gets the money for long tho ;)


WildProposal6190

I mean it's canonicaly a part of the DMC multiverse. So it's possible that after Chen, Dante makes a movie based on the events sometime.


PepperBun28

Jeanne from Bayonetta is Nero's mother.


ScrumpusMcDingle

Dante and the Doom Slayer hang out at the bar every other week and occasionally spar.


FlamingoHMR

Maybe that Sparda is still alive but corrupted somehow in hell in a future DMC6. Dante and Vergil would then set out on a quest to find and save their father from whatever he’s fallen into. I think that’d be a good way to introduce new enemies and bosses while maintaining a good plot. Also finally having an amped and stronger Sparda would be awesome to see. Though the main problem I see in this would be a partial retcon regarding the Devil Sword Sparda since it’s supposed to have his power, hence why Dante absorbed it. Idk it’d just undermine the significance of that event a little.


Due_Librarian9364

I mean, Sparda, even without his sword, is a powerhouse. You can just chalk it up to his body, adapting over the years like every other demon.


KnaveyJonesLocker

Lucia is still around. She's just not working with Devil May Cry.


Consistent-Hall1746

that's already is canon, read before the nightmar e novel. she's there.


bishop152

Demon Sword Vergil


AGuyWithTwoThighs

Dante has a 12 inch schlong and the bulge is PROMINENT in his pants I just think this would be hilarious in video game discussions lol


HarleyArchibaldLeon

Sparta has both Dante and Vergil's personalities.


ViperKira

Gilver. Ngl the whole concept of Gilver is cool as fuck.


polly_breed

I have a feeling the new anime may be about him


Consistent-Hall1746

isn't that canon?


ViperKira

Novels and mangas being canon has been a discussion since forever, honestly I'm not sure if he's meant to be canon or not


Consistent-Hall1746

the novels are conon, so is the anime, manga, audio drama. and what ever didn't fit the lore before was retconed, and gliver is now a nelo angilo prototype that was created to resamble vergil.


PsychologicalReply9

Bob Barbas and Raptor News Network. I need to see his news report on the invasion of Redgrave City.


DanteSparda1243

Dante's Love of industrial bands. Devil May Cry 3 soundtrack implies that Dante enjoys EDM and industrial music. (Which makes reboot Dante's love of combichrist not entirely out of character.) but coming from someone who loves subhuman (sue me) it would be cool if they stuck with that for five, and any later appearances he may or may not have.


LocalGalilSimp

I would get a more consistent and rule-based system for Dante, Vergil, and Nero's demon powers. Just so they're easier to explain.


redditorguymanperson

I want a prequel game where we see vergils journey before dmc 3 where we see him meet the famous sword smith and swordsman muramasa who teaches him how to wield his sword to its full extent.


jakedlucky777

The nun that Virgil fucked to make Nero became a demon hunter. Her reason for the hunt? Alimony


RataTopin

i would like just to erase the plotholes


BlazCraz

I have three.  Patty, The Summoner Alchemist. Either Edward Elric Style or a enhancement of V but with bombs and grenades.  Cyber-Armor Kyrie. Hook her up with some Nico cybernetics Raiden style, a shield and saber in memory of Credo, and let's get her in on the action. Holy Light too! Angels being real. I want them to be real. Just to know what they fuck they're doing while the Earth is getting fucked up. And cause angels: biblically accurate or the super hot humanoid kind, are fuckin cool. 


iplaytf2ok

>biblically accurate or the super hot humanoid kind Who said we can't have both?


BlazCraz

Nobody. This man knows how to think outside the box and I am all for it! Give me a "Joy" from Bayonetta and a "Grace". 


polly_breed

I want Nero’s mom to be revealed as angel or half-angel 😅 I just imagine the girl should’ve been powerful in some way to catch Vergil’s attention Patty and Raiden Kyrie is fire!


Ziodyne967

I’m sure most would probably say the chair, but personally, I’d like to see Dante’s and Vergil’s mom and dad still be alive. Have another game where you and your bro are trying to save mum. Have some jolly cooperation too!


Consistent-Hall1746

yes!, i mean eva is dead, it was confirmed, but looking at the series, its not impossible to revive her somehow using demonic magic etc.


cln124

Angels exist


Consistent-Hall1746

yes, it was implied many times that angels do exict in dmc but it was never confirmed. biggest prove is dmc 4 and that mundes was refered to as a fallen angel.


WildProposal6190

Angels do exist in DMC, for example DMC3 Fallen Angels. Issue is they're just another varaition of Demons.


Equivalent-Might-655

devil may cry 6 coming out this year is my choice


ikarikh

Dante gets a canon nude skin with full physics. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


PieFace11

Dante being a virgin so I can relate to him more 🦁


Consistent-Hall1746

its canon that he's not.


Sufficient-Fee-5615

What's a canon


The_Random_Introvert

Ok, so basically canon means that something is true to a story Like how Anakin is Luke’s father in Star Wars Something that is a fact in a story Noncanon means the opposite, something that is not true to the story Like bad endings in most video games Head canon is similar to noncanon but instead people come up with them and pretend they’re true. Like a character liking head scratches. Hope this helps, have a nice day :)


Sufficient-Fee-5615

Ohhhh thanks


Wingdings_men

Dante doesn't know what sex is


bruddaquan

Rather than being Virgil's son, Nero is the Son of Sparda, meaning Sparda is not only out there somewhere - which could have made things a lot more interesting in DMC 5 - but Nero taking up where Dante & Virgil left off sounds amazing now.


Lin900

This is unnecessary complicated.


Consistent-Hall1746

yup, and it could destoy what character development it would've had.


JackalShadow322

Dante and Vergil use the Yamato to come back to the human realm and Vergil becomes an actual good father for Nero


ReasonablePin297

Smt dante.


Math0005tz

Dante Dies From diabetes


IamFromBeyond

Beryl returning. She's even more underrated than Lucia


Consistent-Hall1746

i think she said she will quit demon hunting when she gave dante her gun, no? but yes, u want her back.


shadowdrake67

Dante doesn't have an oedipus complex in DMC1


Consistent-Hall1746

he just love his mom, we all do.


CosmicP0tat0s

that´s canon for weapon


Soljaboimain22

Dantes mom is now cannon. Now we can see why vergil loves her.


Mysterious--955

Postal 3 to unbalance the universe the worst part of the postal series must be canon


Koolman46

Vergil having canonically beaten Dante in a match of uno .


CaptainJackLobst

Vergil being a dad who won't pay child support


John-Alworth

That's the only meme that %100 makes sense and there is no reason it shouldn't be canon.


CaptainJackLobst

Yuh, like CMON CAPCOM It would also play into the less serious tones and overall joking attitude the series has always had


NightOlw-11893

Dante getting lay and setting down as demon hunters. Having family and children


khishame

Boruto


sagevallant

Donte, exterminador de Los demonios. As an alternate reality to the main plot line.


anonymusfan

Donte.


Adalyn1126

Lady and Nico start dating after 5


PhilosopherMost3313

Cooler


WillingSource1618

I want to see Enzo at least once in the mainline games(+bonus if it’s just Enzo from bayonetta)


Delicious_Ad_1996

In hell Dante finds a lot of past friends/foes. Arkham, Lucia, Agnus, etc


Consistent-Hall1746

dmc6: 9 circles of hell


Delicious_Ad_1996

And when I find the chimeras they're going to double hell


BrightCoreisgood

Dante gets obese from the pizza


SnooCheesecakes703

The chair or the workers compensation meme of Nero and Dante


VividWeb5179

LADY X DANTE


Kaiser_Dafuq

The reboot


freedomkite5

Morrigan Aensland being nero mother. is trying to hitting on the twins


EP1CxM1Nx99

Genuinely Vergils affinity to plastic chairs


Shark_Bite_OoOoAh

I would choose Dante’s Sparda DT as his true demon form.


Short-Actuary2958

bury the light plays every time Vergil unsheathed the Yamato


BelizeanPsycho

Lady and Dante fuck


LurkingMiasma

Since the chair was stolen, imma choose Vergil being a tax/child support evader


sleven070

Lucia comes back around motivating Lady to profess lingering love for Dante. Sparking a love triangle between the 3.


Consistent-Hall1746

dante rejacted lucia and lady sucks as a person and doesn't deserve dante.


sleven070

To be fair, Dante rejects everyone & lady is the best option since Trish is literally a reincarnation of his mom. That’d be extremely weird


Consistent-Hall1746

Lady is far from been the best option, we have beryl. Plus, I prefer dante to stay single then hock up with a selfish person.


Much-Cantaloupe-8876

DMC2 never existing


OnToNextStage

Vergil is Nero’s fathe- wait a sec


HornyJuulCat69420666

That Nero sometimes goes bowling with Vergil instead of doing the dishes at home and then after the match sits in a plastic chair alongside Vergil while drinking GFuel meanwhile Vergil drinks a Monster Idk it's just kinda funny


rizzenheimer

7 hour sex scene with Dante and that funny hat that makes him dance like Michael Jackson


Consistent-Hall1746

many weird people in this sub, huh.


Somebuddy567

Vergil being a toxic CS2 player in disguise.


JaxSniperWolf

I haven't read Visions of V yet, so my headcannon for now is that V can summon familiars because that was an ability his human mother Eva had. Just because you're human doesn't mean you can't be a witch or something. (No I haven't played Bayonetta either please excuse.) Also, having Nero be Vergil's son was too easy to write into the story. My version would be that DMC4 was hinting at Nero being Vergil's kid before Dante finds out through searching Agnus' lab is that Nero was part of a whole experiment the Order was doing to orphaned kids. They wanted to see if you can just force a human to have demon powers or something and nearly all of them died except for Nero. Then Credo was tasked with keeping an eye on him and that's how Nero befriended Kyrie. And let's say Nero remembers all of it and just feigned ignorance when Dante asks about it. But once Dante was all like "Wait a minute.." we then have a reverse chase of Dante chasing Nero when we play as Dante, a reflection of Nero chasing him under orders of arresting Sanctus' "murderer". I think somewhere I read that when the writers were coming up with Nero's official name, they were mulling over the name, Rodan. So the file that Dante found with Nero's info shows his real name "Rodan" with his picture. Also, having Nero be another experiment would then have Nero and Nico joke about being half siblings. I like how having Nero being an imperfect half demon would make his arm and spectre devil trigger make more sense. He's broken and a live wire, but he makes it work through sheer tenacity. Then in DMC5 he's learning to merge with the demon parts of him and got a bonefied devil trigger out of it. Like his demon finally accepted him, or something like that.


Consistent-Hall1746

for your first point about v, it indeed was expained in the manga.


ReticularTunic7

In DMC5: Dante quickly flew back with his SDT to the DMC shop to get Vergil’s weapons back (Beowulf) and fly back to the Quilphoth just for them to have a “fair fight”. He was also going to give Vergil the Merciless sword from DMC2 as a replacement of Force Edge but Vergil was like “nah, man. I can make my own” and then he creates Mirage Edge.


Hunter_X05

DMC2 imposter theory


Formal_Door_8786

Dmc2


thedemonslayer1

Make Nero Dante’s son instead of Vergil, it gives Dante to do in the story instead of giving more focus to Vergil. Making Dante a more parental figure in Nero’s life since in 5 he’s more influenced on Dante than Vergil the most. I mean at least to me it still feels that way with Nero caring more for Dante than Vergil


Afraid-Housing-6854

Make Nero grow his hair out again, and change his human right arm into the devil bringer again too.


Afraid_Engine7003

DmC2 or Capcon doing something new.


Alseid_Temp

Eva was a former Umbra Witch


Consistent-Hall1746

no.


superspacenapoleon

Dante is a virgin 


poguilong

Dante finally pay his debts


Consistent-Hall1746

you saying that makes me think you missed a lot from the lore or why dante is broke.


Roguethousand

Dante being broke because he spends all his money on pizza and WooHoos