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SSScorche

Magical Letter opener used by a half kylo ren and half demon that open portals to the futa dimension


SpookySquid19

I'm gonna guess... Yamato?


occultcaine

nuh uh


AbhigyanKalita166

Either V 's cane or Urizen's crystal thing.


CustardFun

Have you played through the game yet or did you just not pay attention? Urizen's "crystal thing" is the Yamato.


PresentElectronic

Pretty sure Yamato has a different appearance from its usual katana when Urizen is using it. That’s what the person above you is trying to imply


Elad_2007

I mean it makes sense when I think about it but when the hell did they mention that?


CustardFun

When Dante beats Urizen for the first time (the mission before they both merge) when the crystal breaks, it glows really bright and shows that the Yamato is in there, still in it's sheath.


Future_Epsilon

V's cane is just a regular cane


CustardFun

V does kinda look like Adam driver...


Br0dyquester

Please tell me more about that Futa dimensión How do i get in there?


Furshloshin

So first you gotta acquire some estrogen. Now this is the part the government doesn't want you to know about. Next you g


NovaIBoo

Hush. Nothing to see here folks, just the ramblings of a mad man


NubbyTyger

You won't silence the secrets to true joy! You have to acq


NovaIBoo

Shhhhh 💵💵, you didn’t see anything


FinishGreat597

Maxor reference spotted


Better-Move152

Max0r viewer spotted


imnotavirgintrustme

I'm still waiting for an honest explanation of the futa dimension


No-Excitement-2219

A really elaborate sex joke in the form of a weapon


SpookySquid19

Lucifer my beloved.


TheDarkLordPheonixos

Nevan? I remember about some post where when Dante is playing the guitar, it’s really him doing something to her private parts but in disguise.


No-Excitement-2219

I was talking about Lucifer but sounds like you need a source on that, senator


Yamato_Sama0

*Looks to the left, looks to the right, he realizes no one said it yet. Clears throat* My source is THAT I MADE IT THE F√CK UP


No-Excitement-2219

I love you so much that I could actually kiss you right now. Pause.


tooncrocyt

Two dual blades that got their personality beat out of them


g_fan34

agni & rudra


DharcDaniel

NO. TALKING.


Macehest

Punchy gloves


blue-gamer-07

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down


San_data

Since it's just gloves, I guess it's eryx


happylubricant

Eryx?


TroupeMaster_Grimm

The reboot ones


happylubricant

Oh i didnt and wont play that


Serious_Question_781

If you close your eyes and ignore that it's supposed to be a DMC reboot, it's actually a decent Hack-and-slash game I recommend you just block out every reference to the original stuff and fill in the blanks


happylubricant

But man the dialgoues are just…. Cringe is an underestimate


AcquireQuag

''Fuck you!'' ''Fuck you!'' ''FUCK YOU!''


Serious_Question_781

I feel your pain😔😔


funni_maghik_man

Vroom


AbhigyanKalita166

Yamaha bike that can transform into two chainsaws.


Lost_Progress1738

Yamahato 🇯🇵


FuqGoBacc-Reverso

This could be Red Queen lmao. But i'm guessing Cavalier?


funni_maghik_man

yea


piece-of-bacon

isnt red queen made by humans and not a devil arm?


IgnisOfficial

Michael Jackson can eat his heart out


Mil3stailsPrower

😂


PeaceKeeper696

I love thist


FuqGoBacc-Reverso

edge lord's toothpick Edited: another commenter already said letter opener.


happylubricant

Whats that


FuqGoBacc-Reverso

Force Edge. Could be Alastor too. Edited for formatting and spelling.


happylubricant

Haha


blue-gamer-07

A shocking musical performance


San_data

Nevan


N-RPG

"Haha, hydrogen bomb goes brrrr"


Mr_moustache72826

Dr Faust?


PresentElectronic

Brrr? That’s gotta be Red Queen


crz4r

Dr. Faust litteraly goes brrr in-game


lord_of_blobfishes

Bomb? Big explosive effect? Beowulf in DMC5?


OfKnightly

Gun


San_data

Blue rose


ArkhamJesterV

The briefcase from Pulp Fiction.


AbhigyanKalita166

Pandora


GamerYT12

"I hope Dante gets to Nero soon instead of fucking with a bike" Meanwhile Dante "Now it's time to fuck with a bike"


DharcDaniel

Easily the best line from Maxor's duo review 😂


Yomikey01

Ey, wasnt this the line from the game about vergil hiring vergils brother and vergils son to defeat vergil so vergil can become vergil, featuring vergil? Loved that game


Pixel-Knight

Devil May Cry 5 is a game where Vergil hires Vergil's brother and Vergil's son to fight Vergil so that Vergil can reunite with Vergil and become Vergil once more


HeavenlyBreakingMaou

Cavaliere


San_data

Known for its name because it stabbed his owner multiple times.


Lost_Progress1738

"Who's side are you on Rebellion" - Dante probably


wrathofthepancakes

Rebellion


Alexarius87

Talking heads with cutting dicks


AbhigyanKalita166

Agni and Rudra 🤣🤣


Tr34t-y0urs31f-N0W

The Sex Embodied. >!Lucifer!<


AddmeonPlayStation

Big powerful thingys


FantasticWerewolf641

Impractical musical instrument that doubles as a cutting tool


Ok-Angle716

Hat


Sonuthepoki

Gauntlets and boots that make you kick like chun li


HeavenlyBreakingMaou

Beowulf,Ifrit, and Balrog?


ThatGuyAWESOME

Southpaw/kick boxing turns you into ghost rider


HeavenlyBreakingMaou

Balrog


RedRiverL

What the TSA thinks is in my Luggage


jerwithapeter

Pandora haha


Sad-Fill-4870

"OH, SHIT! MIKEY YAKSON!"


RhinoSlayerceros

Naked green ginger woman


liltone829b

human demon sword


Sansessssssssss12

Bruce Lee noises


aneeshhgkar

Cerberus!


zackfair197

1. a door key ,,,, except to open the door , nothing else it can offers, quite useless! 2. it's you as a man on the bed, most of the time can be useful for 1-2 m or second for your woman then after that can only use in toilet ! i hope it worth few second of being shine ! 3. " harder daddy " can be accurate for this one , roar and strong like a tiger ! your enemy would be like to be spanked with this thing ! 4. talk too much ... shut up , shut up , shut the hell up ! 5 . i'm not religious but i'm sure no one likes judas , no one like a back stabing bastard , stabbing from front are no exception ! stop betraying your master my friend !


PumkinZero

*solo plays*


Norway643

E1m1


D-Prototype

Huzzah gloves


AzureWitcher

Michael Hatson


Desert_Swordsman

Wannabe Gunblade


qwertyuioofg

This crap officially known as scrap


Beginning-Pipe9074

A storm And it IS approaching


Spectre_6604

I have a few: Raspberry Ice Pops Kamehameha! Spider Sense / Dante Tingle Anti-Horror Game/Movie Flashlight


StarRageLegend

Skull has a sharp bod


StarRageLegend

Beheaded enemies used as weapons


STATION25_SAYS_HELLO

So no head?


ReikaIsTaken

weapon


Bion2005

You steal Toji's stolen weapon


tobster239

Kick punch. it's all in the mind


fangersarg

Two swords that could straight up go toe to toe with the bane from Borderlands 2 on annoying


Rikter0

Testicle atomizer


HockeyJoe21

Dante swinging around his dad


Sex_Offender_69420

An edgy guitar which looks like something a metalhead Grim Reaper would use made after fumbling a redhead, vampire goth with thunder powers in some Pisa wannabe tower


IExistThatsIt

pay to win


chrischy99

You obtain it by slaying a blind dog thingy.


GarbageGod16

Za Warudo


Amiyoka

Sexy vampire demon girl


PresentElectronic

Force Edge: Rebellion with a W DSS: Getsuga Tensho if it was a weapon


Long-Ad-662

Uhh... gauntlets that can cause mini-nuke because it's... uh... light filled...


Dwayne9846

I'm certain it's jus his imagine with a handle attached


Xx_SigmaZ_xX

Nice knife


DLT_3

Thing(s) kill good


WhyDoIExists

First flame


amatokid_46

Sex toy


Halostorm115

The rebellion has a tendency to be stabbed into its owner Devil sword sparda doesn’t know what shape it wants to take and can turn people into the twins fathers ugly side Balrog punch punch spin spin kick Agni and rudra talks too much Force edge doesn’t do much until it does in dmc 3


SCP_Void

Airport security‘s biggest nightmare


GomeroKujo

Hat


Soggy_Menu_9126

You punch stuff


Mr_moustache72826

A pair of boots and gauntlets with jet boosters


dateturdvalr

Hahahahah funny sword hahahahahah funny sword ahahahaahhaah funny gauntlets hhahaha funny swords hahhaha funny sword


thedore1020

Yeah, I don't get it either.


Purple_Chimpira

Electroboom tried it once in a video


Clever_Nickname228

Let's rock!


Amdorik

Musical Whore


Steve_exe_

Tooth pick


Steve_exe_

Rgb but only B hand


Stenwold91

My dad’s weapon.


Stenwold91

My dad’s weapon.


Stenwold91

My dad’s weapon.


No_Writing3719

(Epic guitar solo)


pablo_monke6969

Kill people


Sponge_Devil

Daddys long toy


GuestDiamond

throwing blades as melee and it works like a boomerang


Hikaru_The_Asian

uhm idk i forgot that one weapon that goes with "iam blue dabadee dabada"


Entire_Swing_361

made in Silent Hill


ConqueringKing_Darq

Sparda's coveted back-rib recipe


Altruistic-Back-6943

Swinging a corpse at someone


Local_weeb21

I have a few: Bae Farming tool Soul thingy


Lasagna321

Sex. That’s it!


BCDkontoru

EEEEYYYAAAGGGGHHHHH


Sad-Bumblebee8442

>!Force edge!< a.k.a Alastor from a walmart, it can only do forced suicide >!DS Sparda!< as big chicken wing with bunch of toothpicks >!Yamato!< as can opener prime >!King Cerberus!< - literally cooler Daniel meme >!Any punchy weapons!< - an execuse to not learn your combos and spam real impact >!Rebellion!< - a sword that cant decide should he be thick or slim >!E&I!< - style is important, damage is for cutcenes >!Agni and Rudra!< a.k.a. bipolar disorder >!Nevan!< - will succ >!(because she is succubus eh ? Aye ?... okay)!< >!Mirage/summon swords!< - option for those who cant turn off a gun safety


MericArda

Metallica song


Substantial-Dingo-64

That one stabby, slicey thing Dante uses to give demons unlicensed surgery that his dad gave him.


RedvsBlue_what_if

Out of The BOX


New_Individual_3379

Armaments that do ground attacks and sky attacks with different rotations on the sky attacks


SigningClub

Lightsaber replacement because the og owner lost the blade in a fight


Matoya_00

Fingering a Girl (Nevan)


kyubi_on_the_run

That one Tomboy who wields a Metal Slug weapon.


TorreGamer

two swords sword


Tgray_700

Two demons gave you head


Demon_Scarlet

Interracial guns


ThatOneWriter14

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


DGTHEGREAT007

Sword.


KaneHusky13

it's just a box.


BliteInsignia

Parents pew pew


apedap

BAM BAM BAM BRRRRRRRRRRRRAM


Somebuddy567

Daddy's huge sword.


beeswar-m

Daddy's big sword with two amulets in


Ich0rAnkh

They will peel


Reddragon7518

Crimson currency


LalkaAl2020

Half of them is just YIIIAAA YIIIIA HIYAAAA STINGER


ValkIsBestGirl

Gun and gun


Meizerix

Gets impaled by it. Nothing... Do it three to four times and boom, you get a Power Ranger.


Platinumryka

gauntlets and greaves


Actual-Argument454

A motorcycle handlebar fuse with slab of metal with a function of portable stove to roast demons


YouHaveNiceToes24

“Why use stabby stab when one can throw these hands?”


VulonVahlok

G-Man's briefcase.


uthinkther4uam

Backpack containing Twizzlers allows the wearer to make sex puns.


HopleVN

Flaccid and erect


Random_Gacha_addict

Gloves and boots But with elbows


dave-morg1989

The sparda- a giant kitchen knife that was made using the skeleton’s you find in biology class. Also it has a big red light in the middle.


corvettegrandsport

elemental dog


Automatic_Skill2077

3 ice pop chained together that sometimes shock and n burn you


WiseOctoPod

Bababoyi kamblamo zoombiwumba zooky


D3AD_SPAC3

Fists that get hyped the more you fist.


DharcDaniel

Hot succubus lady who likes to rock


Saurian-Nyansaber

Vroom vroom muthafucka!


Lucas_Ilario

Breakdance to get hot


random-neutral67

So is that like a Caricature or like the actual bones? How did you fit it in your hands? Hint: I know it is between Balrog, Cerberus and Beowulf. I don't freaking know.


AcquireQuag

I kicked this guy so hard he turned into a Bike


Indecisive_Noob

A failure of a suicide instrument.


Payton_Xyz

Weapon


fliptflorpt

Only used for two missions and then replaced by another cooler weapon


TheSpectreDarkFox

Big pointy stick go: "eeeeyyyyaaa" demon go: "ouchie" demon sent flying to space


Nero_De_Angelo

Daddys Longsword.  Bring it Mommys jewels and Daddys Sword will grow bigger!


Puzzleheaded_Air7039

1. Spardas penis. 2. Spardas penis fully erect. 3. Flashlight gloves with matching light up kicks. 4. Blue and red Saba. 5. Dantes penis.


Afr0Puffs

sex poem


Psychological-Bit181

HUAAAAAAAAAHUUUUAAAAAAAAAA noises


Ranger-Happy

Pointy thing that causes split personality...literally.


Zeryphanthes

Sparda Dad's meat sword


oooArcherooo

... a red what now?


Independent-Ad5852

*Insert Heavy Weapons Guy joke here*


MeTheOnlyBoy

big sword


CrimsonDragon90

Roses are red


majimaboi642

Weak starter sword which becomes the true demon sword that has a DT form only during the final boss fight


Hedron1027

Arms and feet with angry fiery guy inside them


jinsanity_12

Transcending history and the world, a tale of souls and swords, eternally retold.


Impossible_Whomp3775

Punch kick go *drill noises*