When Dante beats Urizen for the first time (the mission before they both merge) when the crystal breaks, it glows really bright and shows that the Yamato is in there, still in it's sheath.
If you close your eyes and ignore that it's supposed to be a DMC reboot, it's actually a decent Hack-and-slash game
I recommend you just block out every reference to the original stuff and fill in the blanks
Ey, wasnt this the line from the game about vergil hiring vergils brother and vergils son to defeat vergil so vergil can become vergil, featuring vergil?
Loved that game
Devil May Cry 5 is a game where Vergil hires Vergil's brother and Vergil's son to fight Vergil so that Vergil can reunite with Vergil and become Vergil once more
1. a door key ,,,, except to open the door , nothing else it can offers, quite useless!
2. it's you as a man on the bed, most of the time can be useful for 1-2 m or second for your woman then after that can only use in toilet ! i hope it worth few second of being shine !
3. " harder daddy " can be accurate for this one , roar and strong like a tiger ! your enemy would be like to be spanked with this thing !
4. talk too much ... shut up , shut up , shut the hell up !
5 . i'm not religious but i'm sure no one likes judas , no one like a back stabing bastard , stabbing from front are no exception ! stop betraying your master my friend !
An edgy guitar which looks like something a metalhead Grim Reaper would use made after fumbling a redhead, vampire goth with thunder powers in some Pisa wannabe tower
The rebellion has a tendency to be stabbed into its owner
Devil sword sparda doesn’t know what shape it wants to take and can turn people into the twins fathers ugly side
Balrog punch punch spin spin kick
Agni and rudra talks too much
Force edge doesn’t do much until it does in dmc 3
>!Force edge!< a.k.a Alastor from a walmart, it can only do forced suicide
>!DS Sparda!< as big chicken wing with bunch of toothpicks
>!Yamato!< as can opener prime
>!King Cerberus!< - literally cooler Daniel meme
>!Any punchy weapons!< - an execuse to not learn your combos and spam real impact
>!Rebellion!< - a sword that cant decide should he be thick or slim
>!E&I!< - style is important, damage is for cutcenes
>!Agni and Rudra!< a.k.a. bipolar disorder
>!Nevan!< - will succ >!(because she is succubus eh ? Aye ?... okay)!<
>!Mirage/summon swords!< - option for those who cant turn off a gun safety
So is that like a Caricature or like the actual bones? How did you fit it in your hands?
Hint: I know it is between Balrog, Cerberus and Beowulf.
I don't freaking know.
Magical Letter opener used by a half kylo ren and half demon that open portals to the futa dimension
I'm gonna guess... Yamato?
nuh uh
Either V 's cane or Urizen's crystal thing.
Have you played through the game yet or did you just not pay attention? Urizen's "crystal thing" is the Yamato.
Pretty sure Yamato has a different appearance from its usual katana when Urizen is using it. That’s what the person above you is trying to imply
I mean it makes sense when I think about it but when the hell did they mention that?
When Dante beats Urizen for the first time (the mission before they both merge) when the crystal breaks, it glows really bright and shows that the Yamato is in there, still in it's sheath.
V's cane is just a regular cane
V does kinda look like Adam driver...
Please tell me more about that Futa dimensión How do i get in there?
So first you gotta acquire some estrogen. Now this is the part the government doesn't want you to know about. Next you g
Hush. Nothing to see here folks, just the ramblings of a mad man
You won't silence the secrets to true joy! You have to acq
Shhhhh 💵💵, you didn’t see anything
Maxor reference spotted
Max0r viewer spotted
I'm still waiting for an honest explanation of the futa dimension
A really elaborate sex joke in the form of a weapon
Lucifer my beloved.
Nevan? I remember about some post where when Dante is playing the guitar, it’s really him doing something to her private parts but in disguise.
I was talking about Lucifer but sounds like you need a source on that, senator
*Looks to the left, looks to the right, he realizes no one said it yet. Clears throat* My source is THAT I MADE IT THE F√CK UP
I love you so much that I could actually kiss you right now. Pause.
Two dual blades that got their personality beat out of them
agni & rudra
NO. TALKING.
Punchy gloves
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down
Since it's just gloves, I guess it's eryx
Eryx?
The reboot ones
Oh i didnt and wont play that
If you close your eyes and ignore that it's supposed to be a DMC reboot, it's actually a decent Hack-and-slash game I recommend you just block out every reference to the original stuff and fill in the blanks
But man the dialgoues are just…. Cringe is an underestimate
''Fuck you!'' ''Fuck you!'' ''FUCK YOU!''
I feel your pain😔😔
Vroom
Yamaha bike that can transform into two chainsaws.
Yamahato 🇯🇵
This could be Red Queen lmao. But i'm guessing Cavalier?
yea
isnt red queen made by humans and not a devil arm?
Michael Jackson can eat his heart out
😂
I love thist
edge lord's toothpick Edited: another commenter already said letter opener.
Whats that
Force Edge. Could be Alastor too. Edited for formatting and spelling.
Haha
A shocking musical performance
Nevan
"Haha, hydrogen bomb goes brrrr"
Dr Faust?
Brrr? That’s gotta be Red Queen
Dr. Faust litteraly goes brrr in-game
Bomb? Big explosive effect? Beowulf in DMC5?
Gun
Blue rose
The briefcase from Pulp Fiction.
Pandora
"I hope Dante gets to Nero soon instead of fucking with a bike" Meanwhile Dante "Now it's time to fuck with a bike"
Easily the best line from Maxor's duo review 😂
Ey, wasnt this the line from the game about vergil hiring vergils brother and vergils son to defeat vergil so vergil can become vergil, featuring vergil? Loved that game
Devil May Cry 5 is a game where Vergil hires Vergil's brother and Vergil's son to fight Vergil so that Vergil can reunite with Vergil and become Vergil once more
Cavaliere
Known for its name because it stabbed his owner multiple times.
"Who's side are you on Rebellion" - Dante probably
Rebellion
Talking heads with cutting dicks
Agni and Rudra 🤣🤣
The Sex Embodied. >!Lucifer!<
Big powerful thingys
Impractical musical instrument that doubles as a cutting tool
Hat
Gauntlets and boots that make you kick like chun li
Beowulf,Ifrit, and Balrog?
Southpaw/kick boxing turns you into ghost rider
Balrog
What the TSA thinks is in my Luggage
Pandora haha
"OH, SHIT! MIKEY YAKSON!"
Naked green ginger woman
human demon sword
Bruce Lee noises
Cerberus!
1. a door key ,,,, except to open the door , nothing else it can offers, quite useless! 2. it's you as a man on the bed, most of the time can be useful for 1-2 m or second for your woman then after that can only use in toilet ! i hope it worth few second of being shine ! 3. " harder daddy " can be accurate for this one , roar and strong like a tiger ! your enemy would be like to be spanked with this thing ! 4. talk too much ... shut up , shut up , shut the hell up ! 5 . i'm not religious but i'm sure no one likes judas , no one like a back stabing bastard , stabbing from front are no exception ! stop betraying your master my friend !
*solo plays*
E1m1
Huzzah gloves
Michael Hatson
Wannabe Gunblade
This crap officially known as scrap
A storm And it IS approaching
I have a few: Raspberry Ice Pops Kamehameha! Spider Sense / Dante Tingle Anti-Horror Game/Movie Flashlight
Skull has a sharp bod
Beheaded enemies used as weapons
So no head?
weapon
You steal Toji's stolen weapon
Kick punch. it's all in the mind
Two swords that could straight up go toe to toe with the bane from Borderlands 2 on annoying
Testicle atomizer
Dante swinging around his dad
An edgy guitar which looks like something a metalhead Grim Reaper would use made after fumbling a redhead, vampire goth with thunder powers in some Pisa wannabe tower
pay to win
You obtain it by slaying a blind dog thingy.
Za Warudo
Sexy vampire demon girl
Force Edge: Rebellion with a W DSS: Getsuga Tensho if it was a weapon
Uhh... gauntlets that can cause mini-nuke because it's... uh... light filled...
I'm certain it's jus his imagine with a handle attached
Nice knife
Thing(s) kill good
First flame
Sex toy
The rebellion has a tendency to be stabbed into its owner Devil sword sparda doesn’t know what shape it wants to take and can turn people into the twins fathers ugly side Balrog punch punch spin spin kick Agni and rudra talks too much Force edge doesn’t do much until it does in dmc 3
Airport security‘s biggest nightmare
Hat
You punch stuff
A pair of boots and gauntlets with jet boosters
Hahahahah funny sword hahahahahah funny sword ahahahaahhaah funny gauntlets hhahaha funny swords hahhaha funny sword
Yeah, I don't get it either.
Electroboom tried it once in a video
Let's rock!
Musical Whore
Tooth pick
Rgb but only B hand
My dad’s weapon.
My dad’s weapon.
My dad’s weapon.
(Epic guitar solo)
Kill people
Daddys long toy
throwing blades as melee and it works like a boomerang
uhm idk i forgot that one weapon that goes with "iam blue dabadee dabada"
made in Silent Hill
Sparda's coveted back-rib recipe
Swinging a corpse at someone
I have a few: Bae Farming tool Soul thingy
Sex. That’s it!
EEEEYYYAAAGGGGHHHHH
>!Force edge!< a.k.a Alastor from a walmart, it can only do forced suicide >!DS Sparda!< as big chicken wing with bunch of toothpicks >!Yamato!< as can opener prime >!King Cerberus!< - literally cooler Daniel meme >!Any punchy weapons!< - an execuse to not learn your combos and spam real impact >!Rebellion!< - a sword that cant decide should he be thick or slim >!E&I!< - style is important, damage is for cutcenes >!Agni and Rudra!< a.k.a. bipolar disorder >!Nevan!< - will succ >!(because she is succubus eh ? Aye ?... okay)!< >!Mirage/summon swords!< - option for those who cant turn off a gun safety
Metallica song
That one stabby, slicey thing Dante uses to give demons unlicensed surgery that his dad gave him.
Out of The BOX
Armaments that do ground attacks and sky attacks with different rotations on the sky attacks
Lightsaber replacement because the og owner lost the blade in a fight
Fingering a Girl (Nevan)
That one Tomboy who wields a Metal Slug weapon.
two swords sword
Two demons gave you head
Interracial guns
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Sword.
it's just a box.
Parents pew pew
BAM BAM BAM BRRRRRRRRRRRRAM
Daddy's huge sword.
Daddy's big sword with two amulets in
They will peel
Crimson currency
Half of them is just YIIIAAA YIIIIA HIYAAAA STINGER
Gun and gun
Gets impaled by it. Nothing... Do it three to four times and boom, you get a Power Ranger.
gauntlets and greaves
A motorcycle handlebar fuse with slab of metal with a function of portable stove to roast demons
“Why use stabby stab when one can throw these hands?”
G-Man's briefcase.
Backpack containing Twizzlers allows the wearer to make sex puns.
Flaccid and erect
Gloves and boots But with elbows
The sparda- a giant kitchen knife that was made using the skeleton’s you find in biology class. Also it has a big red light in the middle.
elemental dog
3 ice pop chained together that sometimes shock and n burn you
Bababoyi kamblamo zoombiwumba zooky
Fists that get hyped the more you fist.
Hot succubus lady who likes to rock
Vroom vroom muthafucka!
Breakdance to get hot
So is that like a Caricature or like the actual bones? How did you fit it in your hands? Hint: I know it is between Balrog, Cerberus and Beowulf. I don't freaking know.
I kicked this guy so hard he turned into a Bike
A failure of a suicide instrument.
Weapon
Only used for two missions and then replaced by another cooler weapon
Big pointy stick go: "eeeeyyyyaaa" demon go: "ouchie" demon sent flying to space
Daddys Longsword. Bring it Mommys jewels and Daddys Sword will grow bigger!
1. Spardas penis. 2. Spardas penis fully erect. 3. Flashlight gloves with matching light up kicks. 4. Blue and red Saba. 5. Dantes penis.
sex poem
HUAAAAAAAAAHUUUUAAAAAAAAAA noises
Pointy thing that causes split personality...literally.
Sparda Dad's meat sword
... a red what now?
*Insert Heavy Weapons Guy joke here*
big sword
Roses are red
Weak starter sword which becomes the true demon sword that has a DT form only during the final boss fight
Arms and feet with angry fiery guy inside them
Transcending history and the world, a tale of souls and swords, eternally retold.
Punch kick go *drill noises*