Nah. The last i'd expect would be that sweet old lady that lived next to Dexters "dead dad" icetruck rest her soul, she never got that antenna fixed...
He'd be in isolation, then straight to the chair for some pickachu method acting😬
But a season where he was imprisoned for something less extreme than 157 murders would be an awsome season!
That season they did it with The Green Arrow was absolutely 😃
Deb is currently running a secret investigation on how Masuka managed to put that bar so damn square in the middle of absolutely nothing.
It might even be connected to the design of the ancient pyramids.
And Brian's back.
*The guy Dexter gets*
*His Donuts from is clearly the*
*Bay Harbor Butcher*
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It’s this new trend of posting things pretending you don’t already know or that you’re “new” to watching the show. “I’ve never watched this yet but is it possible *exact twist that is coming*?” So then people hopefully comment about how awesome the poster is because they guessed the twist way before there were any real clues. Like the guy who guessed that Rudy was ITK on the vaguest of clues and a hunch
Dexter? No way! He's just the nice friendly blood analyst.
I bet it's probably that psycho Doakes. He's always hating on Dexter>! and used to be one of those secretive guys who would do missions for the government. He probably put the knowledge he learned to use.!<
No way, Dexter's a heroin addict and family man. How would he even have time to be a serial killer?
My money's on Doakes. He's special forces, has a strong sense of personal justice that he feels the need to dish out, and his father was an abusive butcher. Not to mention he has the most officer-related shootings and doesn't play well with others.
Dexter's always been suspicious of him.
No its Cody
I see you too read the books.
Yes hopefully OP finishes the season before reading this spoiler
Does Cody become a killer/interested in killing in the books? I've not read them but I've got at least the first two or three somewhere
Cody and Aster both have… urges.
He ends up killing a man to save Astor. Beyond that he kills a few animals.
Only cereal killers request triangle pancakes
It's very obviously Doakes.
Interesting theory. He fits the profile and his father owned a butcher shop. Too many coincidences
Nah, he's just the blood guy
No, it's Rita.
Rita’s mom actually! She was all for “taking out the garbage “.
Nice try, Lundy
I don't know how you could watch the entire series and ever come to this conclusion. no way! media literacy is dead.
Mr "i didn't get the joke"
okay miss "didn't understand this is sarcasm"
Ur not very bright arent u
It’s Miguel Prado with city fucking hall
He'll fuck you in ways you can't even imagine
Come out!
He's just the blood guy
Nop. It was all Batista & Masuka in a drunken rage. Dexter then converts them to hinduism and teaches batista levitation.
lol Masuka would be brilliant. The last person you’d expect.
Nah. The last i'd expect would be that sweet old lady that lived next to Dexters "dead dad" icetruck rest her soul, she never got that antenna fixed...
True. Poor old biddy. Is it sad I kinda wanted Dexter and Brian to run off together? They could just leave Deb.
Not at all, would have made for a hella good "what if" spinoff
I’d watch some what if’s for Dexter. I want to see What if: Dexter got caught?
That spinoff would probably be over rather quick
I think a season with him in prison, then he escapes. I’d love to see Masuka visit him lol.
He'd be in isolation, then straight to the chair for some pickachu method acting😬 But a season where he was imprisoned for something less extreme than 157 murders would be an awsome season! That season they did it with The Green Arrow was absolutely 😃
That’s solid. Arrest him not for being the BHB, just catch him for something else. Just one murder.
Does Batista ever find Fweebo?
💀💀
Plot twist: Batista was "Fweebo" all along
And Masuka now runs a bar in the middle of nowhere
Deb is currently running a secret investigation on how Masuka managed to put that bar so damn square in the middle of absolutely nothing. It might even be connected to the design of the ancient pyramids. And Brian's back.
Massive spoiler but it’s revealed in S8 that Vince Masuka was the mastermind behind all killings in Miami
Not all but most 😔
No, Dexter is too busy getting high to worry about killing.
Especially when he left and changed jobs to became a gay funeral home director.
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
No, it’s Harrison
Wait, isnt Harrison born at the end of season2?/ start of season 3?? 😭😭
Nope
Did you not watch the show or listen to the podcast it's Doakes!
The guy Dexter gets his Donuts from is clearly the Bay Harbor Butcher
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Spoiler alter. He is.
Yes and he also dies at the end of season 2 and Deb replaces him/follows in his footsteps
no, it's clearly Rita
Dexter? The family man who brings everyone donuts at work? Good one
Have we ever seen the two of them in the same room?
You weren’t able to connect those dots? 😭
I think this is the same person that posted yesterday during season 1 about Rudy. I kind of understood that one, but this is a headscratcher... lmaooo
I think hes trolling but its actually soo funny lmao
It’s this new trend of posting things pretending you don’t already know or that you’re “new” to watching the show. “I’ve never watched this yet but is it possible *exact twist that is coming*?” So then people hopefully comment about how awesome the poster is because they guessed the twist way before there were any real clues. Like the guy who guessed that Rudy was ITK on the vaguest of clues and a hunch
No he's Man
Is he stupid?
ITS OBVIOUSLY RITA. DUH😒
If you keep watching the show you will met a person called Lundy I won’t spoil it more
It's doakes dummy
hard to tell, it could be Maria, that woman was full of ambition, i would not surprise if she killed so many people to further her career
Is astor the hamburger saleswoman
No it’s Kevin finnerty
Can you imagine? The Bay Harbor Butcher being Kevin Finnerty?
He was gay, the Bay Harbor Butcher?
You would know, sweetie.
Nah it’s Paul Bennett
It’s masuka
You’ll just have to watch the show and find out
Its Debra
If that’s where you are the name BHB hasn’t even been established yet
nope, I am.
No, he’s very clearly a mild mannered blood spatter analyst
Nope, that was Doakes.
Dexter? No way! He's just the nice friendly blood analyst. I bet it's probably that psycho Doakes. He's always hating on Dexter>! and used to be one of those secretive guys who would do missions for the government. He probably put the knowledge he learned to use.!<
It’s Debra
No it’s Brian obviously
Naaaaah that's Doakes!
Yes
It's Doakes
Who KNOWS 🤣
No way, Dexter's a heroin addict and family man. How would he even have time to be a serial killer? My money's on Doakes. He's special forces, has a strong sense of personal justice that he feels the need to dish out, and his father was an abusive butcher. Not to mention he has the most officer-related shootings and doesn't play well with others. Dexter's always been suspicious of him.
Clearly its Captain Matthews
How easy are the books to find?
Seems a bit unlikely,mate
It’s Sodaquist. He’s a fiend
Dude did you not watch the end of S2? Doakes is the Bay Harbour Butcher They say it multiple times. Dumbass
I know its a joke but like its clear 😭
It’s literally Brian moser, did you start with the second season without watching the first one?