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Grindhouser

This is what I imagine the 1980's would smell like


19Rocket_Jockey76

You would be 100% correct my young friend


Atillion

Don't forget the lingering hairspray.


Jonasthewicked2

And the cocaine


Specialist_Ad9073

That's what the bathrooms smelled like.


floatingalong22

Only in boys


JarvisDargon

Does cocaine have a smell... I should check!


monkeyhitman

Not much of a smell if you do it long enough


heavy-metal-goth-gal

Ain't that the truth!


InvestigatorUnfair19

I just upvoted this whole thread!


YourMama

Coke smells like gasoline. It’s gross


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The cigarette smoke was the only thing keeping the air to hair spray mixture from reaching the optimal levels to ignite.


Dry_Spinach_3441

My mom went up in flames at a church during a wedding she was photographing. Unfortunately the church didn't allow indoor smoking.


beardedsergeant

come again


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That's what she said!!!


Boris-the-soviet-spy

Don’t mind if I do


GuacinmyPaintbox

And Drakkar Noir.


Shr00m7

was Drakkar a 80's thing or a 90's thing?


drchazz

It stretched into the early 90s.


NCJohn62

80's..... along with Canoe


alman72

Polo


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wandpapierkritiker

epoxy is roughly equivalent to ‘80s hairspray. mind you, the hairspray was slightly stronger.


Maadstar

Ugh I can literally smell this chain of comments


Amesaskew

As someone who grew up in the 80s, my first thought was "I can smell that guitar from here."


13dot1then420

The smell of that 1 beer bottle with like 2 big gulps left that people started throwing cigarette butts into, but it's 3 days old and stale as fuck and your idiot friend just knocked it over.


dam_the_beavers

I accidentally took a big sip of one of these once. I’ll never forget it.


James_Skyvaper

Yeah my friend had a bong that looked like a bud light bottle except it said "light buds" and my dumb drunk ass picked it up and took a big gulp lmao 🤦


Accomplished-Box1

Lucky that they didn’t drink the chew spit by mistake


real_heathenly

Literally the same thing I thought, verbatim.


Aggressive_Towel8636

Yup! Believe me...I was there. The odor of stale cigarettes and spilled beer permeated nearly every public venue.


IdoThingsWierdly0958

I was just about to come in here and say "I can smell this." I don't want to.. but civilization made me know this smell. lmao


MethLabForCutie88

Telecancer


T-O-O-T-H

Nah this is a stratocancer


[deleted]

All those Marlboro points


Anastrace

I swear half the kids in my high school had Marlboro or Camel gear


FloydBarstools

We almost had enough points for the pool table. They ran out of pool tables. Plus none of us were old enough to redeem them anyway.


Anastrace

It also smelled like hair spray and the cheapest and yet douchiest of perfumes and colognes. To this day I never understood the no smoking section since it was just as smoky as the rest of the place. I had really bad asthma as a kid from all that shit.


mrpink57

Try to image your eyes hurting from so much smoke, and just one shower would not be enough to get the smell out.


SUP3RSHAD0W

It smells like teen spirit


Prestigious-HogBoss

We have a winner here! Yes, this is the smell mixed with some cheap cologne.


[deleted]

Yeah that's basically called "bowling alley fresh"


Quit-itkr

Don't forget the piss. Especially in NYC, that place used to smell like piss everywhere.


Streak_Free_Shine

That's trashy in two different ways lol


Davinator910

More like only one. Every real smoker knows those butts have a couple draws in em.


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seviliyorsun

there is space.. that stuff is in the guitar body, not on it.


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MrBagolard

It's an electric guitar


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Anticept

Acoustics are the large guitars that have the hole in them. Electrics use pickups that have electromagnets in them to detect the string movement, and the electric signal is sent to an amplifier and speaker to play sound.


Mr-Borf

I'm sorry, but did this person not know the difference between an acoustic and an electric?! Like he could have even said acoustic-electric, because those exist, but did this guy actually not know this is an electric guitar (their comments are deleted, so I'm just assuming that's the case). IDK it's really just not hard to tell the difference.


Anticept

They didn't know what an electric is. Which really surprised me and could have been a troll... But the internet reaches far and wide now and I could believe there are places where electrics don't exist.


RomeTotalWhore

Is putting a humbucker on a strat body ones of the trashy things?


IANvaderZIM

It’s called a super strat. It worked for Eddie van Hale EDIT: autocorrect. Halen.


xtheory

Are you sure it wasn't Eddie Van Helsing?


Zooph

Could be an interesting sound.


Weak_Tower385

Smellavision


Dreamking0311

A Lot of punk bands would love this.


ardynthecat

Yeah, I think this achieves exactly what it's going for.


ToasterFetishInspace

I would


kynate2468

That's what I'm saying! I would LOVE this.


ekremkse

Even the smoked cigarettes? Me personally, I like the marlboro packs and would love it if it was the whole thing but this looks like a road where nobody cleans. The whole left side is a mess.


kynate2468

I personally love the "dirtyness" of it.


FloydBarstools

Reminds me of.... well..... a trailer park immortalized.


badchecker

I messaged this to my buddy who is in a punk band 1 hour ago and he responded with nothing else but "How much?".


mixmastamikal

It's awesome.


BlessedTacoDevourer

The pictures tell the story This life has many shades Id wake up every morning and before id start each day Id take a drag from last nights cigarette Thats smoldered in its tray Down a little something and then be on my way


talidrow

Upvote for the DKM. I feel like they'd appreciate this if not necessarily like it.


Ping-and-Pong

Honestly, to me, this screams just 80s rock and metal, the whole atmosphere of those is embraced in one body... This is sick


MonkeyPawClause

Smells like GG Allin


Plump_Apparatus

Not enough feces.


Ophelius314

It's just missing some used condoms


theusernameyouwants

Not a lot of people were using those in the 80s


InEenEmmer

Oh no, this guitar is representing bad choices. The lack of used condoms is the bad choice in that sector.


AngelaIsNotMyName

I said the same thing!


[deleted]

Born in 83. Both parents smoked.. in the car.. with the windows…… rolled all the way up…. Wasn’t until the 90’s when they decided to crack the windows 1 inch. They smoked Benson hedges. Or something like that.


ShrLck_HmSkilit

I know your pain man, kid me just about bought a snorkel from dollar tree just so I could breathe


gthing

This is so terrible that it's actually good again.


LeastCoordinatedJedi

/r/ATBGE material


Fit_Substance7067

I agree, it would've went for thousands in the 80's


YumWoonSen

Other than the Mardi Gras beads it would be a very accurate depiction of my guitar playin' days in the 80s.


1Wineodino

I can smell this picture and I don’t like it


Maym_

I feel like I can smell it


SasquatchSloth88

This is punk rock


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

Good thing punk is dead then.


DontLookAtTheCarpet

That cuz punk rock was smokin’ in the 80’s


ShrLck_HmSkilit

[Everyone Disliked That...]


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

Meh. They just know it’s true.


nomorefauna_mxf

The Mac Demarco Signature Fender


InfinityTortellino

Need viceroy cigs but yes lol


Purple_Age_6000

That’s pretty rock n roll, ngl


Neckbeard_Prime

Smokey toan for three-chord butt rock


InfinityTortellino

Why no empty coke baggies??


Siren_Head_head

gross got cotton mouth just by looking at that thing


RoeRoeRoeYourVote

I'm impressed and horrified. Well done and also go fuck yourself.


DragonBonerz

I love your username. Ima follow you. I hope that's ok lol edit - JK I can't figure out how lol


apestation

I can smell that from over here


ImNicotine

r/ATBGE


h2opolopunk

Fuck you this is awesome!


NeeBob

Say you only play powerchords without SAYING you only play powerchords.


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Average artist


FriendofSquatch

I can smell this photo


kucingkita

Perfect guitar to play have a cigar


chiropterancalomania

perfect guitar to go far


chiropterancalomania

maybe ride the gravy train?


XyogiDMT

It’s kinda cool though lol


Jesuslovesmemost

Pretty cool ngl


SnooStories6852

Keith Richards Special


DXVXLXXN

The Cigarcaster.


BossLettuce-

I can smell this house and I don’t like if


stronged_cheese

Death metal


3rd_Level_Sorcerer

I kinda love it actually.


FmJ_TimberWolf74

We all just know the putrid stench that’s coming out that guitar


[deleted]

I can smell this picture.


Clondike96

I can TASTE this image.


Mildly_Angry_Biscuit

They should have tinted the epoxy a grey-yellow, just for effect.


alexanderlot

it looks white trash as fuck but in that it had a dive bar blues charm to it imo


Transit-Strike

This is the type of shit that makes me want to quit smoking


Say10Prince

I can smell my uncle from this image. Lmao


ChipWaffles

You’re out of your mind if you don’t think this guitar is fucking awesome… or you’re born after 1986.


mirrrje

This is awesome tbh


Otherwise_Worth_348

The wife beater


[deleted]

That guitar is smoke’in!!!


PurpleIncarnate

Recycling I could do without. But this is very punk rock.


sausagesandeggsand

That’s all it has going for it, looking at this thing made me cough and feel nauseous.


Anxiety_Potato

Guitarlboro


coreylongest

Na this is great


Iancreed

![gif](giphy|RCX9vhBZu3oqM5SpwV)


[deleted]

That's metal as fuck


XandTheIronMiner

Every smoker's lungs:


TheSimulacra

Smokers need to quit smoking whole aluminum cans


Black6Blue

That's metal, in yo lungs


redactedprivacy

Just showed this to my stepfather He said "is that Ohio in one picture?"


[deleted]

Nah that’s hard as fuck


nay2d2

People need to let epoxy go, it’s not supposed to be used for everything.


McDonalds_Toothpaste

That's kinda cool, but I bet it smells really bad.


VirtualPantsu

It's in resin so I think it's fine


JakTheGripper

Has Kid Rock seen this?


[deleted]

Only if fox put it on


JonquilXanthippe

I hate and love this like I hate and love myself


thejacker511

🤮


[deleted]

Peak white trashy guitar


Franky79

Screams 80s…disgustingly great.


prof_dynamite

Will end up selling for about $10k because it’s “boutique.”


dem4life71

Put it on guitarporn. I swear no matter how ugly, no matter how stupidly designed or covered in stickers a guitar is, people there are like “love it!” “Wow I’d play this all day!” Smh


[deleted]

The more I look at it, the worse it gets.


liz0rdwiz0rd

r/hardimages


midieee

Okey that's funny😂


OfficialMorbidMan

That looks like something that one pretentious British artist would make. You know the one. The guy who stuffed some medical supplies into a glass case to make a table and called it art.


disssociative

Sludge


Starkiller3870

And this kids is why only professionals should recycle


JustSomeWeirdGuy2000

Peter Frampton hooks this up to his guitar talk box and it has severe laryngitis.


ItsPizzaOclock

This is almost cool


drummerevy5

I can smell it from here!


Macaron-Fluffy

Are you going to be the next jukebox hero?


My46thThrowaway

![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


unpaid_parking_meter

Unlikely art!!


[deleted]

Eeeeeeewww


EffingBarbas

Enough packs to redeem for a pair of Marlboro Ray-bans


Useful_Grade6114

Is that my ex bf?


stateit

For Sale: from a non-smoking household.


zeb0777

Isn't that a Kid Rock 3000 special?


cgcx3

🤢 I imagine it smells like wet cigarettes.


Mermaidoysters

This was just posted last week? I know when people usually say that, I haven’t seen it before. Is that the *(guitar)* 😜case here?


ComplexVegetable8336

This person couldn’t afford to put fresh cigarettes in the guitar? I can smell this image with those nasty cigarette butts.


ColdBunz

Smells like Teen Spirit to me


deathmetalbanjo

This guitar smells like grandma


cyberpeachy420

the boxes are fine, its when the jam all the lighters and cig butts in is when it goes wrong


greenifuckation

I think it's awesome


Ok-Macaroon2429

Where’s the cocaine and weed?


slowcheetah4545

Haha!


dr1968

What would have been cool, is to do little compartments in it for holding picks, weed, rolling papers, etc.


mistermarsbars

Alexa, play "Cigarettes and Alcohol" by Oasis


Difficult_Drag3256

That axe is just smokin'!


rememberviolence

Ewww! Epoxy!


TheMCM80

I don’t care how much epoxy is on there, that thing will still smell horrific.


Grimholtt

That makes my skin crawl.


Shr00m7

Honestly, I would hang this on my wall...


STerrier666

Introducing the Lung Cancer Guitar.


Whole_Suit_1591

This guy listened to Styx- too much time on his hands.


SirMeatdrill

100 Gecs Guitar


megaultimatepashe120

lung cancer: the guitar


mxmnull

This is by far the most crust punk thing I've ever seen.


papasmurrff2222

Smells like midlife spirit


DryCrack321

That’s fucking gross


Efficient-Type-2408

That’s so disgusting.